Author has written 33 stories for Inuyasha, Vampire Knight, Trinity Blood, Bleach, Death Note, Hell Girl, Kuroshitsuji, and Fruits Basket.
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Still In Progress:
'We Thank You For This Christmas' CH. 3
Maid-Sama (Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama) fanfiction
Aishiteruze Baby fanfiction
Black Butler fanfiction
And many more to come in the near future...
BIRTHDAY: December 24
RACE: African American
HOBBIES: Reading, writing, listening to music, hanging with family/friends/boyfriend, reading and writing anime fanfictions, watching T.V., and playing with videogames
PERSONALITY: Kind, quiet, compassionate, alittle stubborn, imaginative, creative, conservative, hard working, determined, helpful
FAMILY: I have my mother, grandparents, a great-grandfather, a sister, four aunts, five uncles, six cousins. I also have a great, supporting boyfriend.
FAVORITE FOODS: Rice, cheeseburgers, pizza, boritos, grapes, cookies (chocolate chip), water, Sprite, cinnamon Poptarts, apples, and others
FAVORITE T.V. SHOWS: Real Chance of Love, Rock of Love, MTV, BET, Ninja Warrior, The Vampire Diaries, Wheel of Fortune, Jeoparody
FAVORITE ANIME: Inuyasha, Bleach, Trinity Blood, Hellsing, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Samurai Champloo, Wolf's Rain, Witch Hunter Robin, Princess Resurrection, Vampire Knight, Full Metal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, and so many others
LOVES: Money, clothes, videogames, burning CDs, anime music, anime mangas, my boyfriend, family, and friends
HATES: Math, Geometry, being broke, not having enough anime DVDs or mangas, unfaithful/arrogant/self-pride people
ZODIAC SIGN: Capricorn
CHINESE ZODIAC: The Ox
"Never be afraid to try new things"
"Live your life and day as if there is no tomorrow"
"Courage is the emotion of effort, to strive to the impossible, even if it's truly impossible"
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, but teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime"
"What has four legs, then two legs, and then three? A human being: Babies use both arms and legs to teach them to move, people use two legs to walk, and then the elderly use two legs but with one arm because some uses a cane for support"
"The unattrative with a heart is the most attrative"
"With the Lord by my side, I may spend many days alone, but never a lonely day"
"Give, and he shall give unto you"
"Mine is the stabilizing force that perpetuates the cycle of life. I stand immobile against the test of adversity, resolute, and unimpeachable. I seek to serve integrity, to bear the burdens of righteousness. I abide by the laws of nature, patiently pushing the Wheel of Fate. Thus, I shall weave my destiny. I AM THE OX"
"Some say that destiny doesn't exist. We write out lives in every day's walk. Others say that we all have a destiny to fulfill...but HAPPINESS is something that's reached when we take destiny in our own hands"Te
"A lonely person is like a single shoe; they know if they look hard enough, they will find the match"
"A sunrise is like a present; it's beautiful to look at, but behind the beauty is something brand new"
"The sky is like a time clock with the sun being the hour hand; you can tell what time it is by where the sun is sitting in the sky"
"An unsharpened pencil is like a talent undeveloped; a whole lot of potential just needing to be sharpened and defined to a perfect point"
"The world is a large set of colored bar graphs; everyone, whether a different race or religion, has different levels of talents and abilities"
"Life is like an ever moving Superball; no matter what it hits or rolls up against, it has the power to bounce back"
"Trying to think of an analogy is like diving into blackness and losing all sense of direction; there are so many directions somebody can take trying to think of an analogy, they don't know which one to take, so they get confused"
"Looking at TV that is on is like looking at a wall; you psychically cannot see beyond it"
If You Give a Mouse a Cookie...
However, I am no mouse.
If you give me a PM - I'll give you a PM.
∩( ◕ω◕)∩ 🐙🌸
o _ o
Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and leave it all behind then POST THIS on your page. Pick the stereotypes that fit you.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.
(A special thanks for Crochunterfan for allowing everyone to post this for their account. I got this from her profile. This is so true about stereotypes. That's also why I dispies them. Can we all just get along? )
92 of the teen population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. I'm part of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically in the background. Are you with me?
(Not that I really care about the Jonas Brothers anyway) XD
The black man then sat back down. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up, I was BLACK, When I'm sick, I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK, When I'm cold, I'm BLACK, When I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born, you were PINK, When you grow up, you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun, you turn RED, When you're cold, you turn BLUE, And when you die, you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" and the white man walked away...
(As an African-American woman, and a damn proud one myself, this is so meaningful and spirtual to me. Right on, my brotha!)
Make life livable . . . Make life lovable.
Smile, Breathe, and Die
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Copy and paste this to your profile and help stop child abuse
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Now you have two choices
1) Repost and show you care.
2) Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart.
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site profile and show that you care.)
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If you could read that put it in your profile
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: Sesshoumaru, Menomaru, Bankotsu, Miroku, Inuyasha, Inutaisho (Inuyasha); Ichigo, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Renji, Byakuya, Uryu, Chad (Bleach); Abel Nightroad, Hugue, Cain Nightroad (Trinity Blood); Roger (Big O); Jin (Samurai Champloo); Alucard, Young Walter (Hellsing); Kiba, Tsume, Darcia (Wolf's Rain); Zero, Akatsuki, Shiki, Rido, Takuma, Aidou (Vampire Knight); Ed (Full Metal Alchemist); Demon Eyes Kyo, Yukimura, Benitora, Akira, Hotaru (Samurai Deeper Kyo); Cloud (Final Fantasy: Advent Children); Amon (Witch Hunter Robin)...and so many others :D
If you think that you should hunt down ANYONE who plagiarizes your work, post THIS into your profile and explain plans of killing. Anything Effective in killing; including a lamp, a base-ball bat, a shoe, a chair, a rope, a knife, explosives, guns, fire, water, ice, chemicals, et cetra~
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you know a video game character or video game weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
ANIME IS MY ESCAPE FROM REALITY 'CUZ REALITY SUCKS!! If this is you copy and paste to your profile then add your name! Kawaii Chibi-kun, Xx Falcon's Eye xX, red-eyedgal, Lee Wolf 10, Sweet Nightmare's Good Byes, XxDark_maiden201xX.
If you are starting to like darkness more than light, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, beforebeing crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
92.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger.
When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!"
If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."
Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.
Remember that all actions have reactions... (You don't wana know why I put this in here, believe me!)
When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"
While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.
(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!
Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
This is a true story
A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
~5 Truths of Life~
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face.
Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
~There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "If I could only see the world, I would marry you".
One day, some donated a pair of eyes for her. Sometime later, when the bandages finally came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, "Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The very thought of looking at him like that for the rest of her led her to refuse marrying him. Her boyfriend left in tears. Days later, he wrote her a note saying, "Take good care of your eyes, my dear. For before they were yours, they were mine". She never saw him again, nor did she ever met real love with someone else like him a second time...~
This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few of us remembers what life was like before, and who was always by their side in those most painful situations:
Today, before you say an unkind word--Think of someone who can't speak at all.
Today, before you complain about the taste of your food--Think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Today, before you complain about your husband or wife--Think of someone who is crying out to God for a companion.
Today, before you complain about life--Think of someone who went too early to heaven.
Today, before whining about the distance you drive--Think of someone who has to walk the same distance with their own two feet.
Today, before you grow tired and complain about your job--Think of someone who is unemployed, disabled, or those who wished they had your job.
Today, before you become depress from thoughts that get you down--Think of putting a smile on your face and know this: that you're still alive and still around for a reason.
Always remember, LIFE IS A GIFT
Don't be afraid of your nightmares, keep believing in your dreams
Life can hold you down, when you're not looking up
Love reminds you that nothing else matters
Don't worry so much about tomorrow that you forget to live today
True love isn't two souls coming together. It's one soul, finding it's other half
If you want the rainbow, you’ve got to put up with the rain
People say that before you die, your whole life flashes in front of your eyes. Make it worth watching
Never give up if you still want to try, never wipe your tears, if you still want to cry. Never settle for the answer if you still want to know. Never say you don’t like him.. if you can’t let him go
Tears are the words the hearts uses to explain when even a fake smile can’t cover up the pain
Giving up does not always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go
When things don’t go right, turn left
Don’t follow the crowd, take a shortcut
Be yourself there’re plenty of others
If you fall down the stairs, ur not watching where ur walkin, if you fall up the stairs, where's somethin wrong there
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you."
"If at first you don't success, redefine success."
"Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."
"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
"It's just AMAZING! You're completely wrong again!"
"Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."
"Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!"
"Survival. What a drag."
"Best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips and in the end not saying sorry but...ha-ha to bad loser!"
"Bravo. You really know how to make an ass out of yourself."
"One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'what's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more then one night.'"
"You have nothing to eat except this thing that looks like its living in your refrigerator…okay I think it just moved….yep, it definitely just moved…that’s disgusting.”
"No, if you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."
"Like I always say, there's no 'I' in team. There's a 'me', though, if you jumble it up."
"You, off my planet."
“I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I’ll wager it’s hard to pronounce.”
"Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous."
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If you die, I'll kill you!
A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Don't steal, the government hates competition
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"
"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge".
"I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary."
"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."
"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!"
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
Homework is killing trees, stop the madness!
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.
"I have the answer in my head. I just haven’t found it yet"
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him ... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said ... Alright... you're ugly too!
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head!
I'm bored. Run for your sanity.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into school.
Evil beware, we have waffles.
Join the dark side...We've got cookies!
"Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius, or a creep?" "You're a creepy genius."
"Did you study for today's test?" "You bet. Ask me anything you want about history-" "Uh, that's great, but the test is in math."
-The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.-
What doesn't kill you, only puts you in the hospital for a few weeks!
I'm gonna survive even if it kills me.
'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'
'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'
‘Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'
'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'
'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'
'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'
'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'
'Damn you; damn the broccoli; DAMN CANADA’
'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'
'There are very few problems that can be solved by using a large amount of explosives.'
'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'
'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'
'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'
'The devil sold his soul to Gaara.'
'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'
'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'
'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'
'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'
'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'
'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye, THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!'
'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'
'These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark but I refuse to take them off because I am Aburame Shino!'
'Of all the things I've ever wished that I know could never be, the thing I wish the most is that I wish I wasn't me.
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time
~Random Copy Paste Things~
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
A poem of Twilight from VoturiRules:
I promise to remember Bella
If you're a twiligter, copy and paste this to your profile
Copied from thewhimsicalbard
I firmly believe that this site thrives on the policy of leave a review, get a review.
IF YOU BELIEVE IT, COPY AND PASTE!
If you came to my page because I reviewed you, then thank you!
Also, if you came to my page because I forgot to review you back, give a little PM nudge. I'll get right on it.
The other thing I firmly believe in is that if you click on it, you should review it. Even if you think it sucks.
Just say something like, "If you don't put any effort into your writing, why should I put any into a review?"
(I find that little phrase to be quite the motivator, myself.)
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell!"
Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom
1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore
2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know
3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.
5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'
6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...
7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...
Advice That Guys Should Take:
WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
WHEN SHE SAYS NOTHING IS WRONG
WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
WHEN SHE KICKS AND PUNCHES
WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING'S THE MATTER
WHEN SHE IS SCARED
WHEN SHE HOLDS YOU HANDS
WHEN SHE IS SILENT
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
WHEN SHE IS SHY
WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
To Every Guy:
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
...This one bulletin is for you...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
I'm Jealous Of Every Girl Who Even Hugged You,
Meeting You Was Fate,
The Worst Way To Miss Someone Is To
A heart is not a play thing,
They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart
Guys are like stars, there are millions of them,
If you jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't.
I'm so sick of crying, so sick of trying.
I'm sorry about never trusting you.
What I'm trying to get through is that
God made mud, God made dirt. God made boys so girls can flirt.
When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you.
Somewhere, there's someone
Only in America!
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
If you've ever driven your friends/family insane with your constant anime blathering, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you constantly say you're going to do various things, but never actually get around to doing it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can shout out a random anime quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever REALLY wanted to flame a fanfic but refrained from doing so to spare the author's feelings, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you constantly are eating ramen due to the influence of anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.
If you hate 4Kids, then copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that people who say DBZ is gay even though they haven't even seen an episode of it should burn in the bowels of hell for all eternity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think High School Musical is an over-rated piece of crap. Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think religious extremists should shut the fuck up, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate Naruto repeating "BELIEVE IT!" copy and paste this in your profile.
If you find Akatsuki humor just the funniest thing in the world 'cause they're cool and they know it, copy and paste this in your profile.Fave Quote of all time: "Hearts, you say? You Humans are always so quick to speak of such things. As though you carry your hearts in the very palms of your hands. But this eye of mine perceives all. There is nothing that it overlooks. If this eye cannot see a thing, then it does not exist. That is the assumption under which I have always fought. What is this "heart"? If I tear open that chest of yours, will I see it there? If I smash open that skull of yours, will I see it there?"- Ulquiorra Cifer, Bleach
Copy this onto your profile if you spend hours watching random crap on Youtube.
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If you want to learn Japanese copy and paste this into your profile GO BLEACH!!
Favorite Quotes (I found) on FanFiction:
I will not think about guys. I will not think about guys. I will not think abo- whoa! A hot guy!
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Smile. It confuses people.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life.
if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we can not walk through it! Believe me children, for i have attempted this many times before
Take Time To Read Each Sentence:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)Fake Friends?? ... or ... Real Friends?
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost itArticle 1 : Statement of Love: The Kiss
Article 2: The Three Steps
Article 3: The Commandments
Light and Darkness
you must be true to yourself and your heart,
you might know whats coming,
your heart is a white rose that night,
when the person you love is a black rose in the day,
they are yin and yang,
together they hold light and darkness in harmony,
but you are force to choose one,
you can choose the light,
you will never know what you can do,
families forcing you choose the light,
friends forcing you to choose the darkness,
so do not fear the light,
or the darkness,
there is no escape from it,
you will know when the time comes,
you will not be afraid anything,
for you are not alone anymore.
you have the power to over come the light and the darkness,
don't lose site of your light,
or your darkness.Quotes:
"The fear of spiders is called Arachnophobia.
These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one:
Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.(..)(..)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
Mnemonics For The Zodiac
A traditional mnemonic:
The Ram, the Bull, the Heavenly Twins,And next the Crab, the Lion shines,The Virgin and the Scales.The Scorpion, Archer, and the Goat,The Man who holds the Watering Pot,And Fish with glittering scales.
A less poetic, but succinct and perhaps more memorable, mnemonic is the following:
The Ramble Twins Crab Liverish;Scaly Scorpions Are Good Water Fish.
(Ram-Ble = Ram, Bull; Twins = Twins; Crab = Crab; Li-Ver(ish) = Lion, Virgin; Scaly = Scale; Scorpion = Scorpio; Are = Archer; Good = Goat; Water = Water Bearer; Fish = Fish)
Another easy mnemonic:
All The Great Constellations Live Very Long Since Stars Can't Alter Physics.
(Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces)
One more easy mnemonic:
As The Great Cook Likes Very Little Salt, She Compensates Adding Pepper.
(Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces)
Remembering the translations/shapes of constellations with a fun mnemonic:
Really Boring Teachers Can Live Very Sadly Since Apples Give Worthless Feelings.
(Ram, Bull, Twins, Crab, Lion, Virgin, Scales, Scorpion, Archer, Goat, Water Bearer, Fish)
All That Gold Can Load Very Lazy Students Since Children Are at Play
(Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces)
Hey, ever wonder what each animal symbolizes in the world? You might just feel related with most these animals as you read along. Some morre fun facts ^.^:
Alligator - Aggression, survival, adaptability. Cunning, deceptive.
Ant - Group minded, perseverance, self-discipline, group effort, teamwork, industriousness, orderliness,
Antelope - Lunar animal, associated with the Mother. Grace, beauty.
Ape/Monkey - Mischief, mimicry, cunning, benevolence. Humanity, nurture.
Baboon - Hailer of the dawn.
Badger - Supernatural power, mischief, playful. Other world, wisdom, caring.
Bat - Guardian of the night, cleaner, obscurity, messenger, double nature, happiness, good luck, longevity, peace; also - hypocrisy, melancholy, revenge, wisdom.
Bee - Immortality, rebirth, industry, order, purity, soul, chastity, messengers between worlds, secret wisdom, Mother and priestesses. Community.
Birds - The soul, transcendence, spirits of air, ascent, communication, freedom, sight.
Bear - Primal power, mother, cunning, healer, gentle strength, dreaming, sovereignty, intuition married with instinct. Nurturing, protective.
Bear Paw - Power, direction, connection to creator.
Beaver - Builder, gatherer.
Blackbird - Enchantment, the Gateway, the inner call. Guide, illumination.
Boar - The warrior spirit, leadership, direction, lust, gluttony, fertility, prophecy, magic, protection, hospitality.
Buffalo - Sacredness, life builder. The buffalo provides all good things for living, and bestows great curing
Bull - Wealth, potency, beneficence, generative force, male procreative strength, kingship, taming of the
Butterfly - Metamorphosis, carefree, transformer, immortality, rebirth, resurrection. Grace, light, soul.
Cat - Guardianship, detachment, sensuality, stealth, desire, liberty, pleasure, magic, lust, pride, vanity.
Cock - Solar, courage, vigilance, supremacy, passion, pride, the underworld.
Cougar - Leadership, courage, power, swiftness and balance.
Cow - Nourishment, motherhood, power of Earth, plenty, procreation, gentleness, nurturing.
Coyote - Prankster, insight, playful. The coyote symbolizes duality and the ability to present both sides of an issue. Clowning and humor, perhaps sarcastic.
Crane - Solitude, independence, messenger, communion, higher state of consciousness, wisdom, knowledge.
Crocodile - Devourer, liberation, guardian, dual nature, conscious and unconscious, fertility, brutality,
Crow - Messenger, death, wisdom, communication, the underworld.
Deer - Love, gentleness, kindness, gracefulness, sensitivity, purity of purpose, walking in the light, swift, nimble, meek, gentle, meditation, love, longevity, wealth.
Dog - Guidance, protection, loyalty, fidelity, faithfulness, watchfulness, the Hunt.
Dolphin - Kindness, play, savior, guide, sea power, swift, intelligence, communication, breath control, awareness of tone.
Donkey - Humility, patience, peace, stupidity, stubbornness, lewdness.
Dragon - Power of Earth, combining bird and serpent as matter and spirit, breath of life, supernatural power, magic, strength, wisdom, knowledge, guardian.
Dragonfly - Flighty, carefree, swift, activity, shamanistic, supernatural powers.
Eagle - Divine spirit, air, the sun, power in battle, protection from evil, clear vision, success, prosperity, wealth, intelligence, renewal, courage.
Elephant - Strength, fidelity, memory, patience, wisdom, intelligence, power.
Elk - Strength, agility, freedom, power, nobility.
Fox - Cunning, provider, intelligence, feminine magic, diplomacy, wildness.
Frog - Power of water, sensitivity, medicine, hidden beauty, power.
Goat - Vitality, fertility, creativity, virility, abundance, lust.
Goose - Guardian, watchful, wind, the sun, war, inspiration, swift, happiness, providence.
Grizzly Bear - Mother, nature's pharmacist
Hare - rebirth, rejuvenation, resurrection, intuition, balance, fertility, fire, madness, transformation.
Hawk - Nobility, recollection, cleansing, messenger, observer, Solar, clarity, discrimination, inspiration, the soul.
Heron - Vigilance, quiet, power of water, the underworld, tact, delicacy, renewal, life, transformation.
Horse - Stamina, mobility, strength and power, coping under difficult circumstances, love, devotion, loyalty, the land, travel. Life and death symbol, intellect, wisdom, power, nobility, energy, freedom, wildness, divination, prophecy, fertility.
Hummingbird - Messenger, stopper of time, optimism, sweetness.
Jackal - Guide of souls, associated with cemeteries.
Jaguar - Messenger, forest spirits, power.
Kingfisher - Beauty, dignity, speed, calmness, serenity.
Leopard - Ferocity, aggression, intrepid, Great Watcher, courage, activity, speed.
Lion - Solar, splendor, power, majesty, strength, courage, nobility.
Lizard - Conservation, agility, promotes dreaming.
Moose - Headstrong, unstoppable, longevity, value, integrity.
Octopus - The spiral, water, unconscious.
Otter - Laughter, curiosity, mischievous, feminine power, grace, empathy, joy, play, helpfulness.
Owl - Wisdom, truth, patience, darkness, a death messenger, divination, solitude, detachment, wisdom, change, totem of clairvoyants and mystics.
Python - Darkness, feminine, power of Earth, wisdom.
Rabbit - Alertness, nurturing.
Ram - Sacrifice, breakthrough, achievement, virility, creativity, the Sun, solar power.
Raven - Trickster, teacher, hoarder, healing, initiation, protection, shaman's power, transformation, change in consciousness, mark of a shape shifter.
Salmon - Instinct, persistence, determination, wisdom, inspiration, rejuvenation.
Seahorse - Confidence, grace.
Serpent - Life, rebirth, resurrection, wisdom, passion, healing, poison, preserver, destroyer, malice, fertility.
Shark - Hunter, survival, adaptability.
Snake - Shrewdness, transformation, life, death and rebirth, rain, fertility.
Spider - Creative, pattern of life, connects the past with the future, creating possibilities.
Stag - Pride, independence, purification.
Swan - Grace, balance, innocence, faithfulness, solitude, retreat, poetry, sincerity.
Tiger - Creator, destroyer, strength, ferocity, power, anger, power of Earth.
Turtle - Self contained, creative source, Earth, informed decisions, planning, adaptability.
Unicorn - Chastity, purity, dreams, virtue, strength, integrity, magic, healing, freedom.
Whale - Power of Water, regeneration, death, rebirth.
Wolf - Loyalty, success, perseverance, stability, thought, pathfinder, teacher, intuition, learning, the shadow.
Wolf Print - Tracking, movement.
Woodpecker - Prophecy, magic, power, guardian of trees, Heralds rain and storms.
Wren - Spirit, witchcraft, the Oak King
Native American Animal Symbolism:
Alligator - Stealth, Aggression, survival, adaptability.
Ant - The ant represents self-discipline and a group effort or teamwork, patience, diligence and Work
Antelope - Taking Action
Armadillo - Boundaries, Self Protection
Badger - Aggressiveness, Passion and Drive
Bat - The bat is the guardian of the night, cleaner, Death and Rebirth on Personal, Spiritual Level
Bear - Power, mother cunning, healer, gentle strength, dreaming, Gentle Strength, Introspection and Dreaming
Bear Paw - Power, direction, connection to creator.
Beaver - The beaver is a builder or gatherer, Accomplishing Goals
Buffalo - Abundance, Survival Needs Met, Good Fortune, Healing, Sacredness, life builder. The buffalo provides all good things for living, and bestows great curing powers.
Bumblebee - Honesty, Pure Thinking, Willingness and Drive
Butterfly - Self Transformation, Balance, Grace, Metamorphosis, Carefree, Transformer.
Caribou -Travel and Mobility
Cougar - Leadership, courage, power, swiftness and balance.
Coyote - The Trickster, Humor, Charm, Folly of Self-Deception and Survival, Prankster, insight, playful. The coyote symbolizes duality and the ability to present both sides of an issue. Clowning and humor, perhaps sarcastic.
Crane - Water, End of Summer, Migration, Solitude, independence.
Cricket - Singing, Spring, Fertility
Crow - Sacred Law, Gateway To Supernatural, Shape Shifting, Illusion
Deer - Love, gentleness, kindness, gracefulness and sensitivity. Deer carries the message of purity of purpose, and of walking in the light.
Dog - Protection, Loyalty, Companionship
Dolphin - Joy, Harmony, Connection with self, kindness, play, bridge man to ocean, Intelligence, Self Connection. Dolphin brings us teachings from the water. Breath control and the awareness of tone is also Dolphin power.
Dove - Love, Gentleness and Kindness
Dragonfly - Dreamtime, Illusion, Spring, Water, Flighty, carefree. Dragonflies symbolize whirlwind, swiftness and activity. The dragonfly is an important insect in Zuni legend, where they are shamanistic creatures with supernatural powers. In Hopi rock art, the dragonfly is symbolized by a vertical line with two or sometimes one, horizontal cross line. Skill, Refinement, Relentlessness
Eagle - Spirit Connection to Higher Realms, Courage, Divine spirit, chief of all the creatures in the air, the primary servant of the sun. Powerful in battle, the eagle protects the people from evil. Eagle medicine attributes include clear vision and soaring spirit. The eagle is associated with success, prosperity and wealth. In the Zuni Tradition, the Eagle symbolizes the direction Up. Potency, Healing, Power, Illumination
Elk - Strength, agility, freedom, power and nobility. Pride, Power, Majesty
Feather - Spirit
Firefly - Communication, Illumination
Fish - Water, Current, Flow of Life From the Earth
Fox - Camouflage, Adaptability and Integration, Cunning, provider, intelligence. Fox represents twilight and feminine magic. Cleverness, Subtlety, Discretion
Frog - Fluidity, Water and Rain, Cleansing, Tears, Peace, Emotional Healing, Connection with water element.
Goat - Tenacity, Diligence
Goose - Safe return, Love of home
Grizzly Bear - Mother, nature's pharmacist.
Hawk - Awareness, Truth, Foresight, Messenger of the sky, observer.
Hedgehog - Self-preservation
Heron - Patience, Grace
Horse - Carrier Of Burdens, Stamina, mobility, strength and power. The horse was introduced to the plains tribes by the Spanish. Shamans are often pictured flying on mythical horses. Horses can symbolize coping under difficult circumstances. Horse is love and devotion, loyalty, Freedom.
Hummingbird - Pure Love and Joy, Celebration of Life, Beauty, Wonder, Agility, Messenger, stopper of time. It represents optimism and sweetness. Being able to roll with the punches is an attribute of Hummingbird.
Kokepeli - Joy, Fertility
Ladybug - Delight, Trust
Lion - Pride, Nobility, Cunning, Courage
Lizard - Dreaming, Foresight, Ancient Secrets, Letting go, Illusiveness, Conservation, agility. Lizard promotes dreaming.
Loon - Peace, Tranquility, Generosity, Communication, Serenity
Lynx - Keeper of Mystical Secrets
Moose - Self Esteem, Assertiveness, Unpredictability, Spontaneity, Headstrong, unstoppable longevity. Moose represents value and integrity.
Mouse - Scrutiny, Attention to Detail, Illusion, Charm
Opossum - Strategy and Diversion
Otter - Joy, Lightness, Laughter, curiosity, mischievous, Earth and Water, Balanced Feminine Energy. Otter is a feminine power, and the symbol of grace and empathy.
Owl - Wisdom, Vision, Insight, truth, patience, Magic, Astral Projection. The Mescalero believe that Owl carries the souls of the recently deceased, a death messenger. Owl is the totem of clairvoyants and mystics.
Parrot Feather - Bringer of Essential Rain and Seed
Peacock - Pride, Recognition, Self-Assurance
Pelican - Abundance, Plenty
Pheasant - Warning, Concealment
Porcupine - Innocence, Humility, Trust
Quail - Protectiveness, Group harmony
Rabbit - Conquering fear, Safety, Alertness, nurturing, Overcoming Limiting Beliefs
Raccoon - Curiosity, Inquisitiveness
Ram - Strength, Determination
Raven - Bringer of Magic and Light, Creation and Knowledge, Trickster, teacher, hoarder, Mystery, Exploration of the unknown. To Pacific Northwest Coast tribes, Raven represented the shaman's powers and a belief in transformation between human and animal spirits. Raven symbolizes change in consciousness and is the mark of a shape shifter.
Roadrunner - Speed, Agility
Salmon - Instinct, Determination, Persistence, Dependability and Renewal
Sandpiper - Quickness, Foraging, Scavenging
Scorpion - Defense, Self-protection, Biting Truth
Seagull - Carefree attitude, Versatility, Freedom
Seahorse - Confidence, grace, Nourishing, Fathering
Seal - Contentment, Inquisitiveness, Organization
Shark - Hunter, survival, adaptability.
Skunk - Perseverance, Determination, Reputation, Respect, Caution
Snail - Perseverance, Determination
Snake - Power, Life force, Sexual potency, Shrewdness, transformation, Life, death and rebirth are represented by the shedding of skin. Among the Pueblo Indians snakes and lightning are equated with rain and fertility.
Spider - The Web of life, Interconnectedness, Industry, Creative, pattern of life, Weaving, Symbolism. Spider connects the past with the future, creating possibilities. Spider-woman is a major Pueblo goddess.
Squirrel - Gathering, Preparation, Trust, Thrift
Swan - Elegance, Nurturing, Grace, balance, innocence, Surrender to the Universal Plan.
Tadpole - Fertility and Renewal, Transformation
Turkey - Give Away, Sacrifice of Self and Others
Turtle - Love & Protection, Healing, Knowledge, Self contained, creative source. Turtle represents Mother Earth. Informed decisions, planning and adaptability are attributes of Turtle.
Weasel - Stealth, Information Gathering
Whale - Historical Record Keeper, Traveler, Guardian, Creativity, Intuition
Wolf - Teaching skill, Loyalty, Interdependence, Loyalty, success, perseverance, stability and thought. Wolves are also regarded as pathfinders and teachers. Wolf is represented by the constellation Sirius, the Dog. In the Zuni tradition the Wolf symbolizes the direction East. Wolf Print--Tracking, movement.
Woodpecker - Change, Persistence
BASED ON YET ANOTHER CHILLING TRUE STORY...
There were 3 girls. They were looking through people on MySpace. One of the 3 girls slowly came upon this one MySpace page. It had creatures in the background and the man
But right then, an instant message came up. It said:
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: What? Who is this anyway?
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; you’re looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that I’m looking at your profile?
SatanStalker: I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesn't make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do. Especially to pretty girls like you. With very nice legs I might say.
At the time, the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover whatever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok, whatever man, you're starting to scare the living hell out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid. You wouldn't want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean that's what you just said about me with your friends like a minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man, just block him. He’s a fucking psycho!
XxLoVemExX: Ok holy crap, you think he’s watching us?
SatanStalker: I am. Well it wouldn't really matter if you blocked me anyway. It wouldn't stop me from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, you're alone so it’s not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok, I think I'm going to leave now because you're freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says “love me”. So trust me, that won’t be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friends were really scared.
Girl’s friend: Whatever let’s just go upstairs trust me I doubt he’s really coming. It’s just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden, the girl’s friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later, the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything.
She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground, dead. She started to scream but when she turned around—he was there.
News the next morning said that there was one girl found dead in the bathroom. Her neck was sliced with blood all over the ground, with her head nailed to the wall. Just only her head…..
IF YOU DO NOT REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT TWO MINUTES, THERE WILL BE THREE MEN IN YOUR HOUSE: ONE IN YOUR BATHROOM, ONE IN YOUR ROOM, AND ONE KILLING YOUR PARENTS.
Written by a 15 yr. old School Kid in Ohio :
NEW School prayer:
Now I sit me down in school
If Scripture now the class recites,
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
For praying in a public hall
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
We can get our condoms and
It's scary here I must confess,
If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Not ashamed... Pass this on.
PLEASE READ AND PASS THIS ON, TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN!
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son and people call her curse words and names—no one knows she was raped at age 13. People call another guy fat—no one knows that he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly—no one knew he had a serious injury while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you are against bullying and stereotypes. I bet 98% of you won't.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA).
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
This is the stupid test. Bold the ones that apply to you, to get an idea of how dumb/clueless you really are.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
73. Ran into a door jam
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
You see that girl wearing black clothes and dark make-up with all the piercings? She only did that because people made her feel like she was worthless and that she should just go dark. See that boy over there with the frown and handprints on his face? People made fun of him when he already gets enough of it at home. You see that girl with the scars on her arms? She only does that cause people drove her crazy enough to do it.
You see that 15 year old girl holding hands with her 1 year old son with a sad face? People call her a slut...not knowing that she was raped at 13. You see that fat guy with a sad face? People call him how fat he is...not knowing that that he has a serious disease that causes him to be overweight. You see that old man with a sad face? People call him ugly over his injurious...not knowing that he fought hard for our country in the war.
Don't judge people by their look or what they do. Judge them by their character. Actions speak louder than words. So please repost this if are against bullying and stereotyping. Fact is...95% of you won't do it.
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