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Joined 12-05-09, id: 2168856, Profile Updated: 02-25-12
Author has written 33 stories for Inuyasha, Vampire Knight, Trinity Blood, Bleach, Death Note, Hell Girl, Kuroshitsuji, and Fruits Basket.

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*2-25-12*


Hope everyone had a wonderful and romantic Valentine's Day this year :). Anyway, as usual, I'll try to get some new stories in the making very soon. Until then, thanks to all my friends--new and old alike--and other fans for supporting my writing work. I still wouldn't feel as motivated to return to this site without you. Ja Ne!

Still In Progress:

'We Thank You For This Christmas' CH. 3

Coming Soon:

Maid-Sama (Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama) fanfiction

Aishiteruze Baby fanfiction

Black Butler fanfiction

And many more to come in the near future...


NAME: Tiona

AGE: 26

BIRTHDAY: December 24

RACE: African American

HOBBIES: Reading, writing, listening to music, hanging with family/friends/boyfriend, reading and writing anime fanfictions, watching T.V., and playing with videogames

PERSONALITY: Kind, quiet, compassionate, alittle stubborn, imaginative, creative, conservative, hard working, determined, helpful

FAMILY: I have my mother, grandparents, a great-grandfather, a sister, four aunts, five uncles, six cousins. I also have a great, supporting boyfriend.

FAVORITE FOODS: Rice, cheeseburgers, pizza, boritos, grapes, cookies (chocolate chip), water, Sprite, cinnamon Poptarts, apples, and others

FAVORITE T.V. SHOWS: Real Chance of Love, Rock of Love, MTV, BET, Ninja Warrior, The Vampire Diaries, Wheel of Fortune, Jeoparody

FAVORITE ANIME: Inuyasha, Bleach, Trinity Blood, Hellsing, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Samurai Champloo, Wolf's Rain, Witch Hunter Robin, Princess Resurrection, Vampire Knight, Full Metal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, and so many others

LOVES: Money, clothes, videogames, burning CDs, anime music, anime mangas, my boyfriend, family, and friends

HATES: Math, Geometry, being broke, not having enough anime DVDs or mangas, unfaithful/arrogant/self-pride people

ZODIAC SIGN: Capricorn

CHINESE ZODIAC: The Ox

MEANINGFUL QUOTES:

"Never be afraid to try new things"

"Live your life and day as if there is no tomorrow"

"Courage is the emotion of effort, to strive to the impossible, even if it's truly impossible"

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, but teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime"

"What has four legs, then two legs, and then three? A human being: Babies use both arms and legs to teach them to move, people use two legs to walk, and then the elderly use two legs but with one arm because some uses a cane for support"

"The unattrative with a heart is the most attrative"

"With the Lord by my side, I may spend many days alone, but never a lonely day"

"Give, and he shall give unto you"

"Mine is the stabilizing force that perpetuates the cycle of life. I stand immobile against the test of adversity, resolute, and unimpeachable. I seek to serve integrity, to bear the burdens of righteousness. I abide by the laws of nature, patiently pushing the Wheel of Fate. Thus, I shall weave my destiny. I AM THE OX"

"Some say that destiny doesn't exist. We write out lives in every day's walk. Others say that we all have a destiny to fulfill...but HAPPINESS is something that's reached when we take destiny in our own hands"Te

"A lonely person is like a single shoe; they know if they look hard enough, they will find the match"

"A sunrise is like a present; it's beautiful to look at, but behind the beauty is something brand new"

"The sky is like a time clock with the sun being the hour hand; you can tell what time it is by where the sun is sitting in the sky"

"An unsharpened pencil is like a talent undeveloped; a whole lot of potential just needing to be sharpened and defined to a perfect point"

"The world is a large set of colored bar graphs; everyone, whether a different race or religion, has different levels of talents and abilities"

"Life is like an ever moving Superball; no matter what it hits or rolls up against, it has the power to bounce back"

"Trying to think of an analogy is like diving into blackness and losing all sense of direction; there are so many directions somebody can take trying to think of an analogy, they don't know which one to take, so they get confused"

"Looking at TV that is on is like looking at a wall; you psychically cannot see beyond it"


If You Give a Mouse a Cookie...
If you give a mouse a cookie… He's going to ask for milk.
If you give a mouse some milk… He's going to ask for a straw.
If you give a mouse a straw to finish his milk… He's going to ask for a napkin.
If you give a mouse a napkin… He's going to ask for a mirror to make sure he got all the crumbs.
If you give a mouse a mirror… He's going to notice his hair needs a trim, so he'll need some scissors.
If you give a mouse some scissors… He's inevitably going to need a broom to clean up all of his hair shavings.
If you give a mouse a broom… He's going to ask for a bed so he can take a nap after the hard work of cleaning his mess.
If your give a mouse a small little bed to take a nap… He's deffinitely going need a bedtime story so he can fall fast asleep.
If you give a mouse a bedtime story… He's going to get distracted with the vibrant pictures and he'll ask for some crayons and paper.
If you give a mouse some crayons and paper… He's going to need a pen to sign his little mouse name on his new little mouse masterpiece.
If you give a mouse a pen… He's going to need something to hang his artwork up on your refrigerator, so you find him some household tape.
If you give a mouse some tape to hang up his little mouse masterpiece that he signed his little mouse name on… He's going to need a glass of milk.
If you give a mouse some milk… He's going t need a cookie.

However, I am no mouse.

If you give me a PM - I'll give you a PM.
If you read my work - I'll read your work.
If you send me a review - I'll send you a review.
If you have my back - I'll have yours too!

(∩)(∩)
(ˆωˆ)(Cookies?)


∩( ◕ω◕)∩ 🐙🌸

私は日本人が楽しんで勉強。

私、毎日の計画の練習を継続する。

彼らが言うように、完璧な練習になります!

o _ o
(ˆωˆ)
o( (.) )o
U U

日本のクソかわいい!


Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common thief.
Ariel walked on land for love and life.
Snow white barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat, and tears,
Because love means facing your biggest fears.

Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?


If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and leave it all behind then POST THIS on your page. Pick the stereotypes that fit you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.


I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.


I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.

(A special thanks for Crochunterfan for allowing everyone to post this for their account. I got this from her profile. This is so true about stereotypes. That's also why I dispies them. Can we all just get along? )


╔══╗
║██║Put this
║(o)║on your page
╚══╝if you like music

92 of the teen population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. I'm part of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically in the background. Are you with me?

(Not that I really care about the Jonas Brothers anyway) XD


The black man then sat back down. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up, I was BLACK, When I'm sick, I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK, When I'm cold, I'm BLACK, When I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born, you were PINK, When you grow up, you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun, you turn RED, When you're cold, you turn BLUE, And when you die, you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" and the white man walked away...

(As an African-American woman, and a damn proud one myself, this is so meaningful and spirtual to me. Right on, my brotha!)


Make life livable . . . Make life lovable.
Hold someone close to your heart forever.
Remember the embrace that held you.
Remember those who've loved you.
Remember those tingly feelings.
Remember the heartbreak.
Always Remember love,
And Never forget it.
Life is worth
living with
Love

Smile, Breathe, and Die
But do it with
L-O-V-E


As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

(\_/)
=(n.n)=
(_)


My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Copy and paste this to your profile and help stop child abuse


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) Repost and show you care.

2) Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart.

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site profile and show that you care.)


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile


If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: Sesshoumaru, Menomaru, Bankotsu, Miroku, Inuyasha, Inutaisho (Inuyasha); Ichigo, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Renji, Byakuya, Uryu, Chad (Bleach); Abel Nightroad, Hugue, Cain Nightroad (Trinity Blood); Roger (Big O); Jin (Samurai Champloo); Alucard, Young Walter (Hellsing); Kiba, Tsume, Darcia (Wolf's Rain); Zero, Akatsuki, Shiki, Rido, Takuma, Aidou (Vampire Knight); Ed (Full Metal Alchemist); Demon Eyes Kyo, Yukimura, Benitora, Akira, Hotaru (Samurai Deeper Kyo); Cloud (Final Fantasy: Advent Children); Amon (Witch Hunter Robin)...and so many others :D

If you think that you should hunt down ANYONE who plagiarizes your work, post THIS into your profile and explain plans of killing. Anything Effective in killing; including a lamp, a base-ball bat, a shoe, a chair, a rope, a knife, explosives, guns, fire, water, ice, chemicals, et cetra~

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

ANIME IS MY ESCAPE FROM REALITY 'CUZ REALITY SUCKS!! If this is you copy and paste to your profile then add your name! Kawaii Chibi-kun, Xx Falcon's Eye xX, red-eyedgal, Lee Wolf 10, Sweet Nightmare's Good Byes, XxDark_maiden201xX.

If you are starting to like darkness more than light, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, beforebeing crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

92.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.


If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger.

When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!"

If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

Remember that all actions have reactions... (You don't wana know why I put this in here, believe me!)

When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

of the tree.


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
(i can think of a few people who would do this...)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
(has actually happened to me)

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"
(my best friend would so do that)

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
(sniff i luv u all, my friends)

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
(ohmigod!...)

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
(wud do that 4 me, n i wud do it 4 her too)

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
(another true one)

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
(bbfl. best friends for life!)

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'
(... i can imagine some of my besties doing this...)

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!
(hell yeah!)


This is a true story

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia


~5 Truths of Life~

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face.

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.


25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


~There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "If I could only see the world, I would marry you".

One day, some donated a pair of eyes for her. Sometime later, when the bandages finally came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, "Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The very thought of looking at him like that for the rest of her led her to refuse marrying him. Her boyfriend left in tears. Days later, he wrote her a note saying, "Take good care of your eyes, my dear. For before they were yours, they were mine". She never saw him again, nor did she ever met real love with someone else like him a second time...~

This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few of us remembers what life was like before, and who was always by their side in those most painful situations:

Today, before you say an unkind word--Think of someone who can't speak at all.

Today, before you complain about the taste of your food--Think of someone who has nothing to eat.

Today, before you complain about your husband or wife--Think of someone who is crying out to God for a companion.

Today, before you complain about life--Think of someone who went too early to heaven.

Today, before whining about the distance you drive--Think of someone who has to walk the same distance with their own two feet.

Today, before you grow tired and complain about your job--Think of someone who is unemployed, disabled, or those who wished they had your job.

Today, before you become depress from thoughts that get you down--Think of putting a smile on your face and know this: that you're still alive and still around for a reason.

Always remember, LIFE IS A GIFT


Don't be afraid of your nightmares, keep believing in your dreams

Life can hold you down, when you're not looking up

Love reminds you that nothing else matters

Don't worry so much about tomorrow that you forget to live today

True love isn't two souls coming together. It's one soul, finding it's other half

If you want the rainbow, you’ve got to put up with the rain

People say that before you die, your whole life flashes in front of your eyes. Make it worth watching

Never give up if you still want to try, never wipe your tears, if you still want to cry. Never settle for the answer if you still want to know. Never say you don’t like him.. if you can’t let him go

Tears are the words the hearts uses to explain when even a fake smile can’t cover up the pain

Giving up does not always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go

When things don’t go right, turn left

Don’t follow the crowd, take a shortcut

Be yourself there’re plenty of others

If you fall down the stairs, ur not watching where ur walkin, if you fall up the stairs, where's somethin wrong there

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you."

"If at first you don't success, redefine success."

"Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

"It's just AMAZING! You're completely wrong again!"

"Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!"

"Survival. What a drag."

"Best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips and in the end not saying sorry but...ha-ha to bad loser!"

"Bravo. You really know how to make an ass out of yourself."

"One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'what's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more then one night.'"

"You have nothing to eat except this thing that looks like its living in your refrigerator…okay I think it just moved….yep, it definitely just moved…that’s disgusting.”

"No, if you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."

"Like I always say, there's no 'I' in team. There's a 'me', though, if you jumble it up."

"You, off my planet."

“I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I’ll wager it’s hard to pronounce.”

"Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous."

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you die, I'll kill you!

A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

Don't steal, the government hates competition

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"

"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge".

"I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary."

"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!"

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

Homework is killing trees, stop the madness!

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."

Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.

"I have the answer in my head. I just haven’t found it yet"

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him ... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said ... Alright... you're ugly too!

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head!

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into school.

Evil beware, we have waffles.

Join the dark side...We've got cookies!

"Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius, or a creep?" "You're a creepy genius."

"Did you study for today's test?" "You bet. Ask me anything you want about history-" "Uh, that's great, but the test is in math."

-The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.-

What doesn't kill you, only puts you in the hospital for a few weeks!

I'm gonna survive even if it kills me.

'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'

‘Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

'Damn you; damn the broccoli; DAMN CANADA’

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'There are very few problems that can be solved by using a large amount of explosives.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'The devil sold his soul to Gaara.'

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'

'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'

'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'

'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye, THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!'

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

'These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark but I refuse to take them off because I am Aburame Shino!'

'Of all the things I've ever wished that I know could never be, the thing I wish the most is that I wish I wasn't me.

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time


~Random Copy Paste Things~

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


A poem of Twilight from VoturiRules:

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

If you're a twiligter, copy and paste this to your profile


Copied from thewhimsicalbard

I firmly believe that this site thrives on the policy of leave a review, get a review.

IF YOU BELIEVE IT, COPY AND PASTE!

If you came to my page because I reviewed you, then thank you!

Also, if you came to my page because I forgot to review you back, give a little PM nudge. I'll get right on it.

The other thing I firmly believe in is that if you click on it, you should review it. Even if you think it sucks.

Just say something like, "If you don't put any effort into your writing, why should I put any into a review?"

(I find that little phrase to be quite the motivator, myself.)


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.


A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "go to hell!"


Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...


Advice That Guys Should Take:

WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER

WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION

WHEN SHE SAYS NOTHING IS WRONG
- A MILLION THINGS ARE RUNNING THROUGH HER HEAD

WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN SHE KICKS AND PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT

WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING'S THE MATTER
- TELL HER NOT TO WORRY

WHEN SHE IS SCARED
- HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY BECAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU

WHEN SHE HOLDS YOU HANDS
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS

WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE THINKING HOW TO SAY, "I love you."

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER

WHEN SHE IS SHY
- SAY, "I love you."

WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
-TELL HER YOU LOVE HER (but mean it!)

WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
- SNEAK UP BEHIND HER, GRAB HER BY THE WAIST, AND GIVE HER A KISS


To Every Guy:

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."


Love Quotes:

I'm Jealous Of Every Girl Who Even Hugged You,
Because In That Moment They Held My World

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

Meeting You Was Fate,
Becoming Your Friend Was My Choice,
But Falling In Love With You Was Beyond My Control!

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

The Worst Way To Miss Someone Is To
Be Sitting Right Beside Them Knowing You Can't Have Them

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

A heart is not a play thing,
a heart is not a toy.
But if you want it broken,
just give it to a boy.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them,
but then an entire life to forget them.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart
you can't speak from your mouth.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

Guys are like stars, there are millions of them,
but only one makes your dreams come true.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

If you jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't.
I'd be at the bottom waiting to catch you.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

I'm so sick of crying, so sick of trying.
I know I'm smiling, but inside I am dying

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

Your Perfect:
...Because everything you do
Makes me smile.
...Because every second spent with you
Is worthwhile
...Because when you laugh at me
I laugh too
...Because everyone else can see
That I'm devoted to you
...Because I love your eyes
And the way they shine
...Because you don't tell lies
And you're so cute when you whine
...Because when you get mad
You can't hide it
...Because even when you're sad
I can't find
...Because the way you hold me
Sends shivers down my spine
...Because your spirits so free
And your so damn fine
...Because I never stop thinking about you
It's just not fair
...Because you're so perfect
And no one else can compare

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

I'm sorry about never trusting you.
I'm sorry for always hurting your feelings.
I'm sorry I can't be who you want me to be.
I'm sorry I can't be perfect.
I'm sorry for our past experiences.
I'm sorry I'm not your dream girl.

What I'm trying to get through is that
I'm sorry I can't be good enough to be with you

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

God made mud, God made dirt. God made boys so girls can flirt.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you.
When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you.
When I first liked you I was afraid to love you.
Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you!

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

Somewhere, there's someone
who dreams of your smile
And finds in your presence,
that life is worthwhile.
So, when you're lonely,
remember it's true.
Remember out there...


Only in America!

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front
of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the
way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen
calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.


About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.


If you've ever driven your friends/family insane with your constant anime blathering, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly say you're going to do various things, but never actually get around to doing it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can shout out a random anime quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever REALLY wanted to flame a fanfic but refrained from doing so to spare the author's feelings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly are eating ramen due to the influence of anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you hate 4Kids, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that people who say DBZ is gay even though they haven't even seen an episode of it should burn in the bowels of hell for all eternity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is an over-rated piece of crap. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think religious extremists should shut the fuck up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate Naruto repeating "BELIEVE IT!" copy and paste this in your profile.

If you find Akatsuki humor just the funniest thing in the world 'cause they're cool and they know it, copy and paste this in your profile.Fave Quote of all time: "Hearts, you say? You Humans are always so quick to speak of such things. As though you carry your hearts in the very palms of your hands. But this eye of mine perceives all. There is nothing that it overlooks. If this eye cannot see a thing, then it does not exist. That is the assumption under which I have always fought. What is this "heart"? If I tear open that chest of yours, will I see it there? If I smash open that skull of yours, will I see it there?"- Ulquiorra Cifer, Bleach


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If you want to learn Japanese copy and paste this into your profile GO BLEACH!!


Favorite Quotes (I found) on FanFiction:

I will not think about guys. I will not think about guys. I will not think abo- whoa! A hot guy!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Smile. It confuses people.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life.

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we can not walk through it! Believe me children, for i have attempted this many times before


Take Time To Read Each Sentence:

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)Fake Friends?? ... or ... Real Friends?


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost itArticle 1 : Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing (i hate that)
6. Kiss anywhere else ... lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go


Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare

Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze to hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.


Light and Darkness

you must be true to yourself and your heart,

you might know whats coming,

your heart is a white rose that night,

when the person you love is a black rose in the day,

they are yin and yang,

together they hold light and darkness in harmony,

but you are force to choose one,

you can choose the light,

the darkness,

or twilight,

you will never know what you can do,

families forcing you choose the light,

friends forcing you to choose the darkness,

so do not fear the light,

or the darkness,

there is no escape from it,

you will know when the time comes,

you will not be afraid anything,

for you are not alone anymore.

you have the power to over come the light and the darkness,

don't lose site of your light,

or your darkness.Quotes:


"The fear of spiders is called Arachnophobia.
The fear of ducks watching you is Anatidaephobia.
The fear of heights is Acrophobia.
The fear of L catching you doing something bad is Common Sense." -Alex Hurst-/\_/\-
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These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one:

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.(..)(..)


(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies!


Mnemonics For The Zodiac

A traditional mnemonic:

The Ram, the Bull, the Heavenly Twins,And next the Crab, the Lion shines,The Virgin and the Scales.The Scorpion, Archer, and the Goat,The Man who holds the Watering Pot,And Fish with glittering scales.

A less poetic, but succinct and perhaps more memorable, mnemonic is the following:

The Ramble Twins Crab Liverish;Scaly Scorpions Are Good Water Fish.

(Ram-Ble = Ram, Bull; Twins = Twins; Crab = Crab; Li-Ver(ish) = Lion, Virgin; Scaly = Scale; Scorpion = Scorpio; Are = Archer; Good = Goat; Water = Water Bearer; Fish = Fish)

Another easy mnemonic:

All The Great Constellations Live Very Long Since Stars Can't Alter Physics.

(Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces)

One more easy mnemonic:

As The Great Cook Likes Very Little Salt, She Compensates Adding Pepper.

(Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces)

Remembering the translations/shapes of constellations with a fun mnemonic:

Really Boring Teachers Can Live Very Sadly Since Apples Give Worthless Feelings.

(Ram, Bull, Twins, Crab, Lion, Virgin, Scales, Scorpion, Archer, Goat, Water Bearer, Fish)

All That Gold Can Load Very Lazy Students Since Children Are at Play

(Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces)


Hey, ever wonder what each animal symbolizes in the world? You might just feel related with most these animals as you read along. Some morre fun facts ^.^:

Alligator - Aggression, survival, adaptability. Cunning, deceptive.

Ant - Group minded, perseverance, self-discipline, group effort, teamwork, industriousness, orderliness,
virtue. Strength, stamina, honor.

Antelope - Lunar animal, associated with the Mother. Grace, beauty.

Ape/Monkey - Mischief, mimicry, cunning, benevolence. Humanity, nurture.

Baboon - Hailer of the dawn.

Badger - Supernatural power, mischief, playful. Other world, wisdom, caring.

Bat - Guardian of the night, cleaner, obscurity, messenger, double nature, happiness, good luck, longevity, peace; also - hypocrisy, melancholy, revenge, wisdom.

Bee - Immortality, rebirth, industry, order, purity, soul, chastity, messengers between worlds, secret wisdom, Mother and priestesses. Community.

Birds - The soul, transcendence, spirits of air, ascent, communication, freedom, sight.

Bear - Primal power, mother, cunning, healer, gentle strength, dreaming, sovereignty, intuition married with instinct. Nurturing, protective.

Bear Paw - Power, direction, connection to creator.

Beaver - Builder, gatherer.

Blackbird - Enchantment, the Gateway, the inner call. Guide, illumination.

Boar - The warrior spirit, leadership, direction, lust, gluttony, fertility, prophecy, magic, protection, hospitality.

Buffalo - Sacredness, life builder. The buffalo provides all good things for living, and bestows great curing
powers.

Bull - Wealth, potency, beneficence, generative force, male procreative strength, kingship, taming of the
masculine and animal nature. Destructive force.

Butterfly - Metamorphosis, carefree, transformer, immortality, rebirth, resurrection. Grace, light, soul.

Cat - Guardianship, detachment, sensuality, stealth, desire, liberty, pleasure, magic, lust, pride, vanity.

Cock - Solar, courage, vigilance, supremacy, passion, pride, the underworld.

Cougar - Leadership, courage, power, swiftness and balance.

Cow - Nourishment, motherhood, power of Earth, plenty, procreation, gentleness, nurturing.

Coyote - Prankster, insight, playful. The coyote symbolizes duality and the ability to present both sides of an issue. Clowning and humor, perhaps sarcastic.

Crane - Solitude, independence, messenger, communion, higher state of consciousness, wisdom, knowledge.

Crocodile - Devourer, liberation, guardian, dual nature, conscious and unconscious, fertility, brutality,
viciousness, deceit, treachery.

Crow - Messenger, death, wisdom, communication, the underworld.

Deer - Love, gentleness, kindness, gracefulness, sensitivity, purity of purpose, walking in the light, swift, nimble, meek, gentle, meditation, love, longevity, wealth.

Dog - Guidance, protection, loyalty, fidelity, faithfulness, watchfulness, the Hunt.

Dolphin - Kindness, play, savior, guide, sea power, swift, intelligence, communication, breath control, awareness of tone.

Donkey - Humility, patience, peace, stupidity, stubbornness, lewdness.

Dragon - Power of Earth, combining bird and serpent as matter and spirit, breath of life, supernatural power, magic, strength, wisdom, knowledge, guardian.

Dragonfly - Flighty, carefree, swift, activity, shamanistic, supernatural powers.

Eagle - Divine spirit, air, the sun, power in battle, protection from evil, clear vision, success, prosperity, wealth, intelligence, renewal, courage.

Elephant - Strength, fidelity, memory, patience, wisdom, intelligence, power.

Elk - Strength, agility, freedom, power, nobility.

Fox - Cunning, provider, intelligence, feminine magic, diplomacy, wildness.

Frog - Power of water, sensitivity, medicine, hidden beauty, power.

Goat - Vitality, fertility, creativity, virility, abundance, lust.

Goose - Guardian, watchful, wind, the sun, war, inspiration, swift, happiness, providence.

Grizzly Bear - Mother, nature's pharmacist

Hare - rebirth, rejuvenation, resurrection, intuition, balance, fertility, fire, madness, transformation.

Hawk - Nobility, recollection, cleansing, messenger, observer, Solar, clarity, discrimination, inspiration, the soul.

Heron - Vigilance, quiet, power of water, the underworld, tact, delicacy, renewal, life, transformation.

Horse - Stamina, mobility, strength and power, coping under difficult circumstances, love, devotion, loyalty, the land, travel. Life and death symbol, intellect, wisdom, power, nobility, energy, freedom, wildness, divination, prophecy, fertility.

Hummingbird - Messenger, stopper of time, optimism, sweetness.

Jackal - Guide of souls, associated with cemeteries.

Jaguar - Messenger, forest spirits, power.

Kingfisher - Beauty, dignity, speed, calmness, serenity.

Leopard - Ferocity, aggression, intrepid, Great Watcher, courage, activity, speed.

Lion - Solar, splendor, power, majesty, strength, courage, nobility.

Lizard - Conservation, agility, promotes dreaming.

Moose - Headstrong, unstoppable, longevity, value, integrity.

Octopus - The spiral, water, unconscious.

Otter - Laughter, curiosity, mischievous, feminine power, grace, empathy, joy, play, helpfulness.

Owl - Wisdom, truth, patience, darkness, a death messenger, divination, solitude, detachment, wisdom, change, totem of clairvoyants and mystics.

Python - Darkness, feminine, power of Earth, wisdom.

Rabbit - Alertness, nurturing.

Ram - Sacrifice, breakthrough, achievement, virility, creativity, the Sun, solar power.

Raven - Trickster, teacher, hoarder, healing, initiation, protection, shaman's power, transformation, change in consciousness, mark of a shape shifter.

Salmon - Instinct, persistence, determination, wisdom, inspiration, rejuvenation.

Seahorse - Confidence, grace.

Serpent - Life, rebirth, resurrection, wisdom, passion, healing, poison, preserver, destroyer, malice, fertility.

Shark - Hunter, survival, adaptability.

Snake - Shrewdness, transformation, life, death and rebirth, rain, fertility.

Spider - Creative, pattern of life, connects the past with the future, creating possibilities.

Stag - Pride, independence, purification.

Swan - Grace, balance, innocence, faithfulness, solitude, retreat, poetry, sincerity.

Tiger - Creator, destroyer, strength, ferocity, power, anger, power of Earth.

Turtle - Self contained, creative source, Earth, informed decisions, planning, adaptability.

Unicorn - Chastity, purity, dreams, virtue, strength, integrity, magic, healing, freedom.

Whale - Power of Water, regeneration, death, rebirth.

Wolf - Loyalty, success, perseverance, stability, thought, pathfinder, teacher, intuition, learning, the shadow.

Wolf Print - Tracking, movement.

Woodpecker - Prophecy, magic, power, guardian of trees, Heralds rain and storms.

Wren - Spirit, witchcraft, the Oak King

Native American Animal Symbolism:

Alligator - Stealth, Aggression, survival, adaptability.

Ant - The ant represents self-discipline and a group effort or teamwork, patience, diligence and Work

Antelope - Taking Action

Armadillo - Boundaries, Self Protection

Badger - Aggressiveness, Passion and Drive

Bat - The bat is the guardian of the night, cleaner, Death and Rebirth on Personal, Spiritual Level

Bear - Power, mother cunning, healer, gentle strength, dreaming, Gentle Strength, Introspection and Dreaming

Bear Paw - Power, direction, connection to creator.

Beaver - The beaver is a builder or gatherer, Accomplishing Goals

Buffalo - Abundance, Survival Needs Met, Good Fortune, Healing, Sacredness, life builder. The buffalo provides all good things for living, and bestows great curing powers.

Bumblebee - Honesty, Pure Thinking, Willingness and Drive

Butterfly - Self Transformation, Balance, Grace, Metamorphosis, Carefree, Transformer.

Caribou -Travel and Mobility

Cougar - Leadership, courage, power, swiftness and balance.

Coyote - The Trickster, Humor, Charm, Folly of Self-Deception and Survival, Prankster, insight, playful. The coyote symbolizes duality and the ability to present both sides of an issue. Clowning and humor, perhaps sarcastic.

Crane - Water, End of Summer, Migration, Solitude, independence.

Cricket - Singing, Spring, Fertility

Crow - Sacred Law, Gateway To Supernatural, Shape Shifting, Illusion

Deer - Love, gentleness, kindness, gracefulness and sensitivity. Deer carries the message of purity of purpose, and of walking in the light.

Dog - Protection, Loyalty, Companionship

Dolphin - Joy, Harmony, Connection with self, kindness, play, bridge man to ocean, Intelligence, Self Connection. Dolphin brings us teachings from the water. Breath control and the awareness of tone is also Dolphin power.

Dove - Love, Gentleness and Kindness

Dragonfly - Dreamtime, Illusion, Spring, Water, Flighty, carefree. Dragonflies symbolize whirlwind, swiftness and activity. The dragonfly is an important insect in Zuni legend, where they are shamanistic creatures with supernatural powers. In Hopi rock art, the dragonfly is symbolized by a vertical line with two or sometimes one, horizontal cross line. Skill, Refinement, Relentlessness

Eagle - Spirit Connection to Higher Realms, Courage, Divine spirit, chief of all the creatures in the air, the primary servant of the sun. Powerful in battle, the eagle protects the people from evil. Eagle medicine attributes include clear vision and soaring spirit. The eagle is associated with success, prosperity and wealth. In the Zuni Tradition, the Eagle symbolizes the direction Up. Potency, Healing, Power, Illumination

Elk - Strength, agility, freedom, power and nobility. Pride, Power, Majesty

Feather - Spirit

Firefly - Communication, Illumination

Fish - Water, Current, Flow of Life From the Earth

Fox - Camouflage, Adaptability and Integration, Cunning, provider, intelligence. Fox represents twilight and feminine magic. Cleverness, Subtlety, Discretion

Frog - Fluidity, Water and Rain, Cleansing, Tears, Peace, Emotional Healing, Connection with water element.

Goat - Tenacity, Diligence

Goose - Safe return, Love of home

Grizzly Bear - Mother, nature's pharmacist.

Hawk - Awareness, Truth, Foresight, Messenger of the sky, observer.

Hedgehog - Self-preservation

Heron - Patience, Grace

Horse - Carrier Of Burdens, Stamina, mobility, strength and power. The horse was introduced to the plains tribes by the Spanish. Shamans are often pictured flying on mythical horses. Horses can symbolize coping under difficult circumstances. Horse is love and devotion, loyalty, Freedom.

Hummingbird - Pure Love and Joy, Celebration of Life, Beauty, Wonder, Agility, Messenger, stopper of time. It represents optimism and sweetness. Being able to roll with the punches is an attribute of Hummingbird.

Kokepeli - Joy, Fertility

Ladybug - Delight, Trust

Lion - Pride, Nobility, Cunning, Courage

Lizard - Dreaming, Foresight, Ancient Secrets, Letting go, Illusiveness, Conservation, agility. Lizard promotes dreaming.

Loon - Peace, Tranquility, Generosity, Communication, Serenity

Lynx - Keeper of Mystical Secrets

Moose - Self Esteem, Assertiveness, Unpredictability, Spontaneity, Headstrong, unstoppable longevity. Moose represents value and integrity.

Mouse - Scrutiny, Attention to Detail, Illusion, Charm

Opossum - Strategy and Diversion

Otter - Joy, Lightness, Laughter, curiosity, mischievous, Earth and Water, Balanced Feminine Energy. Otter is a feminine power, and the symbol of grace and empathy.

Owl - Wisdom, Vision, Insight, truth, patience, Magic, Astral Projection. The Mescalero believe that Owl carries the souls of the recently deceased, a death messenger. Owl is the totem of clairvoyants and mystics.

Parrot Feather - Bringer of Essential Rain and Seed

Peacock - Pride, Recognition, Self-Assurance

Pelican - Abundance, Plenty

Pheasant - Warning, Concealment

Porcupine - Innocence, Humility, Trust

Quail - Protectiveness, Group harmony

Rabbit - Conquering fear, Safety, Alertness, nurturing, Overcoming Limiting Beliefs

Raccoon - Curiosity, Inquisitiveness

Ram - Strength, Determination

Raven - Bringer of Magic and Light, Creation and Knowledge, Trickster, teacher, hoarder, Mystery, Exploration of the unknown. To Pacific Northwest Coast tribes, Raven represented the shaman's powers and a belief in transformation between human and animal spirits. Raven symbolizes change in consciousness and is the mark of a shape shifter.

Roadrunner - Speed, Agility

Salmon - Instinct, Determination, Persistence, Dependability and Renewal

Sandpiper - Quickness, Foraging, Scavenging

Scorpion - Defense, Self-protection, Biting Truth

Seagull - Carefree attitude, Versatility, Freedom

Seahorse - Confidence, grace, Nourishing, Fathering

Seal - Contentment, Inquisitiveness, Organization

Shark - Hunter, survival, adaptability.

Skunk - Perseverance, Determination, Reputation, Respect, Caution

Snail - Perseverance, Determination

Snake - Power, Life force, Sexual potency, Shrewdness, transformation, Life, death and rebirth are represented by the shedding of skin. Among the Pueblo Indians snakes and lightning are equated with rain and fertility.

Spider - The Web of life, Interconnectedness, Industry, Creative, pattern of life, Weaving, Symbolism. Spider connects the past with the future, creating possibilities. Spider-woman is a major Pueblo goddess.

Squirrel - Gathering, Preparation, Trust, Thrift

Swan - Elegance, Nurturing, Grace, balance, innocence, Surrender to the Universal Plan.

Tadpole - Fertility and Renewal, Transformation

Turkey - Give Away, Sacrifice of Self and Others

Turtle - Love & Protection, Healing, Knowledge, Self contained, creative source. Turtle represents Mother Earth. Informed decisions, planning and adaptability are attributes of Turtle.

Weasel - Stealth, Information Gathering

Whale - Historical Record Keeper, Traveler, Guardian, Creativity, Intuition

Wolf - Teaching skill, Loyalty, Interdependence, Loyalty, success, perseverance, stability and thought. Wolves are also regarded as pathfinders and teachers. Wolf is represented by the constellation Sirius, the Dog. In the Zuni tradition the Wolf symbolizes the direction East. Wolf Print--Tracking, movement.

Woodpecker - Change, Persistence


BASED ON YET ANOTHER CHILLING TRUE STORY...

There were 3 girls. They were looking through people on MySpace. One of the 3 girls slowly came upon this one MySpace page. It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho. She started laughing with her friends, commenting on how ugly he was.

But right then, an instant message came up. It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What? Who is this anyway?

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; you’re looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that I’m looking at your profile?

SatanStalker: I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesn't make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do. Especially to pretty girls like you. With very nice legs I might say.

At the time, the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover whatever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok, whatever man, you're starting to scare the living hell out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid. You wouldn't want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean that's what you just said about me with your friends like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man, just block him. He’s a fucking psycho!

XxLoVemExX: Ok holy crap, you think he’s watching us?

SatanStalker: I am. Well it wouldn't really matter if you blocked me anyway. It wouldn't stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, you're alone so it’s not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok, I think I'm going to leave now because you're freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says “love me”. So trust me, that won’t be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friends were really scared.

Girl’s friend: Whatever let’s just go upstairs trust me I doubt he’s really coming. It’s just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden, the girl’s friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later, the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything.

She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground, dead. She started to scream but when she turned around—he was there.

News the next morning said that there was one girl found dead in the bathroom. Her neck was sliced with blood all over the ground, with her head nailed to the wall. Just only her head…..

IF YOU DO NOT REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT TWO MINUTES, THERE WILL BE THREE MEN IN YOUR HOUSE: ONE IN YOUR BATHROOM, ONE IN YOUR ROOM, AND ONE KILLING YOUR PARENTS.


Written by a 15 yr. old School Kid in Ohio :
New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME!)
Since the Pledge of Allegiance &The Lord’s Prayer
Are not allowed in Schools anymore
Because the word 'God' is mentioned...
A Kid in Ohio wrote the attached...

NEW School prayer:

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene...
The law is specific, the law is precise..
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks..
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.
Jesus said,
'If you are ashamed of me,
I will be ashamed of you before my Father.'

Not ashamed... Pass this on.

PLEASE READ AND PASS THIS ON, TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN!


A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son and people call her curse words and names—no one knows she was raped at age 13. People call another guy fat—no one knows that he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly—no one knew he had a serious injury while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you are against bullying and stereotypes. I bet 98% of you won't.


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FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA).


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YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
* You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
* It's hilarious when people get hurt.
* You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
* You own/ed an X-Box.
* Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
* You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
*Gory movies are cool.
* You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
* Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
* Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
* You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
* Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
* You love to shop. (for books, manga, and cosplay!)
You wear eyeliner. (My eyes dont need it!)
* You wear the color pink(sometimes but I detest the color. But I cant help what I look good in!)
* Go to your mom for advice.
* You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
* You like hanging out at the mall.
* You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
* You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
* You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Never seen it O.o)
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
* You smile a lot more than you should.
* You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
* You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (sometimes I'm allergic)
* You love the movies.
* Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Yeah..cutting their hair off :D)
* Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
* Like being the star of every thing

Total-16


This is the stupid test. Bold the ones that apply to you, to get an idea of how dumb/clueless you really are.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people teblonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs( this IS True :(...)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (I felt so stupid)
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (I'm smart but i'm really slow)
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.


You see that girl wearing black clothes and dark make-up with all the piercings? She only did that because people made her feel like she was worthless and that she should just go dark. See that boy over there with the frown and handprints on his face? People made fun of him when he already gets enough of it at home. You see that girl with the scars on her arms? She only does that cause people drove her crazy enough to do it.

You see that 15 year old girl holding hands with her 1 year old son with a sad face? People call her a slut...not knowing that she was raped at 13. You see that fat guy with a sad face? People call him how fat he is...not knowing that that he has a serious disease that causes him to be overweight. You see that old man with a sad face? People call him ugly over his injurious...not knowing that he fought hard for our country in the war.

Don't judge people by their look or what they do. Judge them by their character. Actions speak louder than words. So please repost this if are against bullying and stereotyping. Fact is...95% of you won't do it.


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Stolen, Sold, Raped, Tourtued, Saved by night-queen23 reviews
"Well where is she?" a rough voice whispered "Listen" It was silent again Then I heard heavy footsteps coming towards me my heart sped up and my breathing hitched in my throat The closet doors swung open and a man's face appeared in front of mine"Hello little girl" he said his face twisting into a terrifying smile showing his teeth. Just before he grabbed me I realised the fangs
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 9/24/2011
Nightfall by Moonsway reviews
Allison begins to have the same dream every night. She doesn't know what it means or how drastically her life is about to change. Warning! Chapter 15 contains strong violence.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,784 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013
Underground Symphony by Umeko reviews
Can a chance meeting between a princess and a count's son blossom into something more? Toss in a meddlesome kid sister and... VirgilxBridget
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,078 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Brigitte II, Virgil W. - Complete
Thinking of You by ombre nocturne reviews
Ichigo and Orihime have confessed their feelings to each other, but Soul Society steps in and things soon become crazy for the young shinigami. Will they be able to placate Yamamoto or will Ichigo be doomed to live life as a normal teenager forever?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,788 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Velveteen Rabbits and Studded Belts by Zephyras reviews
As a twenty year old single mother, Kuchiki Rukia knew she would not be welcome in the relatively small town of Karakura. And that was how -and where- the whole mess began. Ichigo/Rukia. AU, Modern.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,204 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
From Me, To You by Star Slightly To The Right reviews
And she stood, alone.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,858 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Pain of Remembrance by halfdemonfan reviews
It was amazing how one memory could change a person's perspective. Canon to volume 404/ IchiHime/
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,461 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Be Unkind by Star Slightly To The Right reviews
And her world shattered over and over again.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
In Between by recchinon reviews
Ichigo lost his power, she wished she could be his power. Set during the 17 months time skip -SemiCanon-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Once More by crazyfreakazoid reviews
In the course of the Winter War, Rangiku saves Toshiro's life, only to lose her own in the process. Gin is pardoned and reinstated, but how will he cope with her death? When he meets someone new, is he finally getting over her?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 57,875 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto
This Year by NorthernTrash-x reviews
Father Christmas has never been so confused.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,284 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Always by blackerthanbleach reviews
Because she misses him. And she loves him. And she wishes he was by her side now, wrapping his arms around her waist, threading his long fingers through her hair. Just like he used to.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/11/2011 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
ocean stars falling by wordbends reviews
It's just that you don't exist, anymore. — Hisana, Ichigo/Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Hisana K., Rukia K. - Complete
That Love Never To be by QueenCythia reviews
One-shot about Zero s feelings for Yuuki. R & R
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Zero K. - Complete
Scared To Hurt You, Scared To Lose You by Blue Blooded Phantom reviews
Summary: Ichigo and Orihime are happy together but, how long will it last? How much more time is left before Aizen interferes and ruins it all? How long could they stay together? Forever? Or will they be separated by fate? Chapter 19: Heart. R&R please
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,871 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Forbidden Act by SoKawaii reviews
Ready, Set, Action! Life behind the scenes isn't always as easy as it looks. Behind the camera you're no longer a puppet or entertainment. Everything is an act ... and she was no more than an actress.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Zero K., Yuki C.
The Sea Nymph by SoKawaii reviews
Ramesses the Great of Egypt's 19th Dynasty claimed the Sea Peoples were "The unruly Sherden whom no one had ever known how to combat, they came boldly sailing in their warships from midst of the sea none being able to withstand them." He'd been right.
Red River/天は赤い河のほとり - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011
Her Love by Center of the Galaxy reviews
Dana Tan had always thought her boyfriend was a flake who was just making excuses for being late and lied to her about where he'd been. But, when Terry doesn't come to school one day, Bruce Wayne tells Dana that she's the only one who can save him.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 25,891 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Dana T., Terry M. - Complete
Bat Out of Hell by Cap'n Green reviews
Ulquiorra and the other Espada find themselves alive after the Winter War. Only, now they have no leader. What happens when Ulquiorra is forced to step up to the plate and take control of Hueco Mundo? How will the other Arrancar react? Ulquihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,290 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Third of September Wishes by Blue Blooded Phantom reviews
The birthday girl isn't the only one who has a wish on the third of September. Happy Birthday Orihime! IchiHime Oneshot. Leave a Review
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Meeting at the Graveyard by grimreapergirl reviews
After the manga After everything that has happened, Yuki gets the courage to see the man she once loved. Who is this man? Split between two men and a broken heart, Yuki gets the courage to see the man she once loved, once more. YukixkanamexZero R&R .
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Zero K., Yuki C. - Complete
Just Like a Fairytale by jumper2151 reviews
What happens when you go to a rich house to be a maid for your ex-rich family and find out that you are missing part of your memory? Mikan, someone who is trying to help her now poor family, goes to the rich house of the Natsume Hyuuga...what will happen?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,445 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
The Bane of the Moon by Amethyst Lynn Willow reviews
Cross academy is attracting all sorts of new "people". Is that good thing? Also what will happen when love is in the air to? Why don't you read and find out.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hanabusa A., Sayori W.
Pain of Redemption by DrankBleachAsChild reviews
Because Ulquiorra realized, that even if he was in an unfamiliar world, surrounded by former enemies, and stuck in a powerless gigai that hurt like nothing else he had ever felt before, as long as she was there, he would survive. UlquiHime oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Forever With Me by Benevolent Contradiction reviews
Orihime writes a poem as she reflects upon the death of Ulquiorra. Semi Poemfic. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Wish It Were My Arms by Tiger Priestess reviews
Zero always knew Kaname was something special to Yuuki, but there was always some part of him that didn't like her in that man's arms… ZeroYuuki One-shot
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Zero K., Yuki C. - Complete
Fading by krazykoreangurl reviews
Orihime can only watch as Ichigo fades into the background. She can only watch and soundlessly reach out to him – to no avail. Even to her sharp eyes, he is fading. She can only watch and feel the pain of rejection. one-sided OriIchi; IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
All I Need by crazyfreakazoid reviews
Based on Bleach chapter 417. He had failed, and now she is left alone. What is she to do now?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Masked Secrets by Myahle reviews
Rangiku hated dances. When a fox-faced man comes begging to dance however, she can't seem to shake him off, and ends up trying the one thing she never saw herself doing, not to mention, finding the last person she thought she'd ever see again.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Counting The Days by Myahle reviews
Contest Entry for the GinRan community on LJ. Rangiku never really counted the days until she met him. SPOILERS for recent manga chapters
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
What if? by sallythedestroyerofworlds23 reviews
Ulquiorra and Orihime meet at high school. Bad first impressions mean nothing when suddenly forced to work together for a project. Will they manage to get over their differences? And what dangerous secrets are they hiding?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,157 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Always by crazyfreakazoid reviews
With every ending, comes a new beginning. It had always been him who had saved her, but now that he was gone... What was she to do? Spoilers for manga chapters 416 and 417
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
A Gilded Cell by lulukunu reviews
Story about Orihime and Ulquiorra. it's going to be slightly dark. FOLLOW UP STORY COMING!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,669 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Songs of Death by PoisonXLilly reviews
A song connects every heart, soul, and spirit. L, Light, Misa, Matt, Mello, & Near have their own song that connects them, too.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010
Gochikku Hon'ya by Char739 reviews
When the Akatsuki open a book store Claire VanGoph befriends Hidan, but causes anger to Jashin and tells Hidan she has 7 days to get rid of their relationship, turn her into a Jashinist, or he'll kill her! Contains OCxHidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,142 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Akatsuki, Jashin - Complete
Road Trip! by PoisonXLilly reviews
Mello decides to take a road trip to the Hershey's Chocolate Factory. Let the fun begin!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010
Watching by CrystalTamer13 reviews
He found it rather funny. Watching her as she slept, wishing he could be with her. If he could, he would. But things are never that simple, Gin Ichimaru x Rangiku Matsumoto, drabble.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010
You Told Me by PoisonXLilly reviews
You told me to believe in myself, Onii-sama. But how can I do that when your dead, I'm weak, and he's out there to kill me?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010
The Heart: Ashes to Ashes by CrystalTamer13 reviews
Slight Ulquiorra x Orihime. Ulquiorra thinks of Orihime and finally grasps the concept of her heart. I'm sorry, Orihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
Saigo no Iki O by iRawrTera reviews
She never thought this day would come yet fate decided other wise. The irony of it all? She thought it was going to be her instead of him..InuyashaXKagome.*Songfic One-shot* Please R & R!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
A Lynx's Pearl by Blueberry Absinth reviews
Nothing's impossible, except for a blue rose. Living in a dream, he wonders whether it was the right direction to take... eventual Namiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - [Riku, Naminé]
Never Did by Kinshima reviews
'"Actually, I've never liked Pocky." The fateful words slipped out of my mouth unwillingly. I didn't mean to say them, not like that. And on White Day, to the one I held most dear.' Rima X Shiki
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Rima T., Senri S. - Complete
Scarlet by Blueberry Absinth reviews
Moments create eternity. RukaxAkatsuki, drabble collection with chronological order.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Ruka S., Akatsuki K.
Missetsu na Kokoro by kaliawai512 reviews
Orihime never hated him. No matter how hard she tried, she could not hate him. Because, from the first moment she saw him, she thought he looked very sad. He was just too sad to hate.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,062 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
If only he knew by vampiregirl134 reviews
Rima had dveloped a feeling for her friend, how will she admit it to hlm? will he notice it?find out.RIMA/SHIKI enjoy,please review!Editted..sori for the first one but this one is still the same only it's now easy to read
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Senri S., Rima T. - Complete
Xsoul by animemutant reviews
Jeremy Dillahay and Austin Murray discover they have mutant powers. Meanwhile in Karakura Town, Ichigo and Rukia sense a telepathic pulse, and they are sent to investigate. Will these two cross paths? Will these two become vizards? Who knows.....
Crossover - Bleach & Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Ichigo K., Wolverine/Logan
Dead Espadas by Bankai Betty reviews
DONE. Grimmjow's fight with Ichigo left him dead. Forced into his new afterlife, he finds himself in the Living World. Soliciting help from the only source available to him now requires him asking for it. Nicely. Orihime/Grimmjow/Ulquiorra - Some OOCness
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,750 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Morning Glory by Blueberry Absinth reviews
Sometimes you just need to hear a sadder story to appreciate your own life more. A story in the story, a myth in the myths, everything's just a circle... For the LP contest
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,043 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Anna U., Kaname S. - Complete
I Will Hold You Up by Indie Mittens reviews
There's no such thing as love. But there's them.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Rima T., Senri S. - Complete
For The Sake Of Pocky by Indie Mittens reviews
She's got the last box, and only he knows how to get it from her
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Senri S., Rima T. - Complete
Friend or Foe by SheMustBeScarlett reviews
Rima and Shiki are together but what happens when a new girl joins the night class and has her sights set on Shiki.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Rima T., Senri S. - Complete
Queens Die Proudly for their Kings by Writing Muse reviews
Who was Rido before he became the Rido we all grew to know? And who was Shiki's Mother before she became the crazed vampire everyone grew to gossip about? This story reveals what was left uncovered between the two. Did Rido really love her?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,418 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Rido K.
Revealed Secret by Wolf Ness reviews
Okay, everyone knows that the Night Class are all vampires. But somehow, the Day Class Girls find out. DUN DUN DUN! One-Shot
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Decking the Halls by Little Miss Juliet reviews
The titans celebrate Christmas with all the traditional activities. Set after season five and Tokyo. A Merry Christmas oneshot!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
I'm a heartless killer SO WHY CANT I KILL YOU? by Forrest'Reid reviews
andy barclay is now 17 years old, and has a foster home nextdoor to his new best friend Bella. When Bella gets the scar face chucky doll in her mail, chucky comes alive and tries to kill her but finds hejust can't. So now he has plans for her..and andy.
Child's Play - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
Counting on You by fetching reviews
She had been reckless before, but this? This was going too far. But, he would never abandon her - ever. Especially not when she was so clearly broken.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Akatsuki K., Ruka S. - Complete
Hourglass by AgateLinks reviews
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” Kain x Ruka.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,380 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Ruka S., Akatsuki K.
Trinity Blood the Movie: The Last Judgement by Sapphire Rose E reviews
3 years had passed since Abel and Ion went out on their jorney. No one can find them and Esther, the new Queen of Albion, worries about Abel every second of her life. Esther then suddenly gets a visit from a priest..who can this person be? abelXesther
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,307 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Abel N., Esther B. - Complete
The Sunflower Princess by Youkai no Yume reviews
A follow up to 'Sweet Nothings.' Every night, her father tells her a story. It always began with 'Once upon a time,' but never ended in 'happily ever after.' Growing up, she's always wondered why. Jin x Fuu Oneshot.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Jin, Fuu - Complete
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We Thank You For This Christmas reviews
Takes place after the 'Final Act' series. Feeling homesick over her family in the past 3 years, Kagome and Inuyasha return to her time to celebrate Thanksgiving and Christmas at her old house.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Never Alone For Christmas reviews
Gin and Yanagi pay Rangiku a Christmas visit at her grave. In Loving Memory of Crazyfreakazoid, the author of the Bleach fic 'Once More'. AU.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/7/2011 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
As I Cry Inside reviews
Orihime's thoughts about her love for Ichigo. Thoughts that she wish she could find the courage to say out loud...but knows that she never will. A short poetry fic, but I hope you enjoy. Please review.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
"I'll never forget you, for you can never be forgotten. That's one of the many things I've always hated...and loved about you...". My belated Valentine's Day fic dedicated to GinxRangiku.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2011 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Have Yourself A Sweet Affliction Christmas reviews
Come celebrate the holidays with Zero and some of your favorite characters from the hit story, 'Sweet Afflictions' by KayTester. ZeroxOC. Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
Happy Cakes Giving reviews
Come celebrate Thanksgiving Day with Tohru and the Sohmas. After all, the holiday can turn out crazy in all kinds of ways. Happy Turkey Day everyone, and please enjoy and review. AU
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
It's The Great Riceball Ghost, Kyo Sohma! reviews
I know this is based off of the Charlie Brown series, but we're doing it Fruits Basket style. Momiji is determined to prove that the great Riceball Ghost really exist. My very late Halloween fic XD.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Momiji S. - Complete
One Hell Of A Good Cowardly Lion reviews
The 'Cowardly Lion' finally agrees to go to the Halloween ball and meet up with his 'Dorothy'. All thanks to none other than his amazingly clever butler. CielxSebastian, CielxElizabeth. My first Kuroshitsuji fic. Happy Halloween!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Phantom Touched By An Angel reviews
Zero and Yuuki head over to Cross Academy's Halloween party. They will soon realize that even a 'demon' can be loved and saved by an 'angel'. My first Halloween fic for the couple.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Zero K., Yuki C. - Complete
Happy Birthday, I'm Sorry reviews
He may be the new enemy, but he'll never forget about the one occasion he had given her himself. Gin pays Rangiku one last visit. Dedicated as a late fic to Rangiku's birthday. Hope you enjoy
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
At Long Last reviews
She finally looked back at his direction. And he had finally won. The two have become together as one. Sequel to my songfic, "Their Song Of Lament".
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Akatsuki K., Ruka S. - Complete
Uncle Dearest reviews
A young girl suffers a great deal of abuse from her alcoholic and crazed uncle. Having little will of wanting to live, she turns to the one website where her 'grievance shall be avenged'. COMPLETED
Hell Girl - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,004 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
Silver And Chrysanthemum reviews
Sad and meaningful poetries from the radiant beauty, and the back-stabbing snake. Love between their lines. My first poetry fic, so I hope you enjoy them. Thanks.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2010 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
A Sister's Love, A Brother's Hope reviews
A grieving, yet strong slayer dreams of rescuing her brother. A tortured, yet hopeful young boy dreams of discovering his past...perhaps even a sister. Although Sango and Kohaku may be apart, their love and strength as family shall never be broken.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sango, Kohaku - Complete
Beautiful But Deadly reviews
Her long majestic hair is as dark as the midnight sky. Those cherry blood orbs show a menacing, yet seductive display of beauty. It's no wonder she's know as the 'Crimson Princess', a real 'Death Doll'. OC oneshot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
Chained Truths And Lies reviews
Both didn't know how much more they could take, thanks to Misa and her friends' cruel pranks. But maybe it wasn't all fun and games for one of them...and here Light thought his night couldn't get any worse. Sequel to "Chained Love". Enjoy and review
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
What's The Matter, Cat Got Your Tongue? reviews
He never thought he'd come across the woman that changed his future forever. And now he would like some answers. The clash of the pantera and the fortunetelling mistress...GrimmjowxElisa
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Chained Love reviews
Being a part of Misa's slumber party means nothing but humiliating torture for Light and L. Especially in a game of Truth or Dare. Poor them... I hope you enjoy and review
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Careful What Your Future Wish For reviews
Come join all the characters on an unforgettably bizzare day at the amusement park. After all, you never know what kinds of fortune has in store for you....Multiple pairings, some yaoi and yuri involved. Enjoy and please review! FINAL CHAPTER COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
What Does This Make Us? reviews
What does this make us now? Where do we go from here? Though I should already know the answers, I wish to hear them from his voice. Does he ask himself these questions too? Rangiku's POV. Hope you enjoy and review
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/20/2010 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Finally Stopped Falling reviews
Dedicated to one of the best and misunderstood espadas in the series. From the day of his 'rebirth' to the day of his 'demise' again, he no longer feels those solemn marks on his face in the end. Some UlquixOrihime moments. Hope you enjoy and review.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Aka To Shiro No Tsuki reviews
Both wondered if they still were gazing at the moon together.....Songfic based on the single "First Love" by Utada Hikaru, the English version. Hope you enjoy.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Zero K., Yuki C. - Complete
Their Song Of Lament reviews
Why can't she finally open her eyes and see what's beside her? Why does he wait for something he knows he probably can't have, but will protect no matter what? KainxRuka, slightly KainxRukaxKaname moments. Songfic.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Akatsuki K., Ruka S. - Complete
Happy Pockytine's Day, Baby reviews
V-Day is a time of bringing out the chocolates, the roses, the pink pop-up cards, the mushy fluffy "I Love You" speeches....the whole nine yards. Not for these two. A small moment of pocky sharing says everything.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Senri S., Rima T. - Complete
A Queen Of Hearts' Torn Heart reviews
Both played a special role in her life. But only one of them she wishes to spend eternity with. Will they ever return to her? Which will she choose? Who does she truly loves? AbelxEstherxIon .
Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Esther B. - Complete
VIM!: My Bloody Rose Valentine reviews
Sweeping her off her feet at the dance? That was only the beginning. There's still one more round to play. For I have not yet felt the warmth of her soft, delicious lips....". Sequel to Victory Is Mine!. Enjoy.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Hanabusa A., Sayori W. - Complete
We Are What We Are, Which Is One reviews
Our favorite pocky-eating vampires view on each other's love in their own way of saying. Sure, they may seem different compared to others, but...different can be beautiful too.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Senri S., Rima T. - Complete
Victory Is Mine! reviews
She says 'no' now, but that won't stop me from fighting. A man only needs to take his time with a precious pearl like her. It just makes that pearl even more valuable. There's nothing better than the thrill of the hunt". AidouxYori
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hanabusa A., Sayori W. - Complete
A Day With Rin reviews
This is just a cute story about Rin. Come join a day with this adorable little girl as she explains her new happiness and adventures with the two people she loves the most.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Rin - Complete
TATST: New Happiness For The New Year reviews
Sequel to "These Are The Special Times". The gang are reunited after Christmas break. They'll now celebrate New Year's Eve festivities and reminise about their journey. More great moments and one final surprise two people won't forget. InuxKags, MirxSango
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
The 12 Things That I Love About Inuyasha reviews
This is just my own version of "The 12 Days Of Christmas", only it reverses to my favorite anime. I thought it would be a cute little song fic to sing for you for the holidays; consider it as my gift to you. Enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
These Are The Special Times reviews
These are the special times for family and friends to come as one for this time of year. Inuyasha and Kagome spend Christmas with her family, and he has alittle surprise of his own. Come join the precious moments as our heroes cherish the hoiday together.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
My Flute Of Love reviews
As she continues playing her flute, she'll forever carry the love for her deadly and beautiful youkai. Sara tells her point of view as she looks back on her life, on how Sesshoumaru saved her, and her feelings towards him. SaraxSesshoumaru.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete