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Joined 12-05-09, id: 2168872, Profile Updated: 01-24-16
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, and RWBY.

Jeez louise, this place needed cleaning up. Over a year since I . . .

Uh, hi. I'm AProcrastinatingWriter. You may - you probably don't - know me from the Naruto fics I wrote a while back, or more recently from the RWBY fics I've written. You may have gotten here from my Tumblr (really quite a simplistic place, never had the time to get a theme), or you may have gotten here from my Archive of My Own account. (that one's where you go to find the porny stuff I've written. Or, just, you know. If you like tags.) PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG

You may also know me from one of another dozen websites around the internet. I keep my name wherever I go. Even when it's shameful. Like, for example, my Naruto stuff. It's not badly written, but . . . let's just say that if you come across something uncomfortable, I've probably changed my views on it drastically. Urgh.

. . . I probably should post something about myself, but in all frankness, I sort of like my anonymity? Erm.

I like RWBY. You can tell. I also like the Dresden Files, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Legend of Korra, Super Smash Brothers, Ace Attorney, Fullmetal Alchemist, and, erm, dozens of other things. I like fandoms a lot - I'm impressed with how a fan can grow something past its original story.

I'll be trying to update my profile more frequently in the future. About once a week. News about projects I've recently finished, ones I'm starting, etc. Maybe updates as to my general life.

1/24/2016 - Normal schedule is back on track! One to three chapters a week once more! Boo-yah!

Anywho, that's it for now. If you want more from me, again, check out my Tumblr, as linked above. I usually just reblog stuff, but I'm always open to answer questions from my adoring fans and frothing haters alike. Also the normal people too, I guess. My Ao3 account is also freely visitable, in case you like a particular fic so much, you want to favorite it twice!

Happy trails, pardners.

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Z Skit Theater by Twilight Scribe reviews
Hilarious antics on the part of Lloyd and the party with a new skit each chapter. Now with four hundred percent more spoilers!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 436 - Words: 130,406 - Reviews: 6504 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 8/8/2006
YuGiOh! The Thousand Year Door by 0ccam's Razor reviews
The final chapter! Don't miss it!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 504,838 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
YuGiOh! Dark Messiah by 0ccam's Razor reviews
The thrilling conclusion! It's called Absolute End. Please R and R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 553,348 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Sand for Ino by Ho-sama reviews
GaaIno. Takes place after my other fic Flowers for Gaara. After everything they have been through, what will happen? Gaara and Ino's story continued! [One shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
Flowers for Gaara by Ho-sama reviews
GaaIno. That's Gaara X Ino. It's Spring time, a time of love and blooming flowers. Romance is everywhere, except with a lonely flower shop worker. Could she ever find something special in a certain redhead? [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,742 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
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Practically Buzzing with Possibilities reviews
They're a universe, those two - full of as many stories as there are stars in the sky. ((Bumbleby oneshots gathered from my Tumblr))
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 27,134 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 11/11/2015 - [Yang X.L., Blake B.]
Binary Stars reviews
It doesn't take much for a flirtatious friendship to become much more. Just a lot of time. And a really long conversation. And a really long "conversation."
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,695 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Bygone reviews
After a mission gone horribly wrong, Yang and Blake die on the field of battle. Not that that would stop Yang from trying to find her again in the next life. Trigger warnings: Death, suicide. (A gift for grinningmoonlight on tumblr; check her out. She's a pretty swell gal.)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Je Ne Sais Quoi reviews
Pyrrha Nikos long ago decided to take control of her own romantic destiny. Before she can do that, however, she has to deal with a prank gone slightly awry, Jaune's abs, art projects, an ursa the size of a city, her friends and teammates and, of course, an absolute truckload of denial. (Heavy introspection, Canon with events up to 2-5)
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,986 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.]
No Regrets this Time Around reviews
For the other four men, time-travel was a golden opportunity to do good things and save people from evil. But for Sasuke, it was even more than that: it was a second chance at life, and at love. Main: SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema. Crack:GaaIno. UPDATE 09/02/14: This story has been canceled. I will not even be looking at the reviews for it. Thank you. I'm sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,070 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Going Once! Going Twice! reviews
Hinata's about to learn that being rescued by a mysterious masked man with a secret identity isn't necessarily all it's cracked up to be. Among other things, it can cause your love life to go absolutely freaking insane. OC?xHinataxNarutoxSakura UPDATE 09/02/14: This story has been canceled. I will not even be looking at the reviews for it. Thank you. I'm sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
Role Reversal reviews
It's a beautiful day out, so Teams Seven and Eight are having a picnic. So what happens when Naruto and Hinata accidentally kiss each other on this wonderful, sunny day? Very unexpected things, actually. NaruHina oneshot, purposeful OOCness. Almost crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto Crossfire: Dimension 287 reviews
From Naruto's dimension, just head straight forward a couple universes and turn left, and you'll reach this dimension. This is where Naruto's story is retold in a different way, with different faces. A crossover? No, yet those faces ARE familiar ones... UPDATE 09/02/14: This story has been canceled. I will not even be looking at the reviews for it. Thank you. I'm sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Lazy Day reviews
The thought had never even occurred to Temari that she'd ever spend the majority of her first date with a guy in his bedroom. Oneshot, ShikamaruxTemari, and surprisingly enough, no lemon. Just argument and fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,351 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Emotion reviews
In all the years they'd known him, Neji's friends and family could only truly say they saw him lose control once. Only once. NejixSurpriseFemale...who am I kidding, it's Tenten. One shot, OOC Neji, but then that's kind of the point.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete