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Joined 12-05-09, id: 2169422, Profile Updated: 01-24-12
Author has written 12 stories for Phineas and Ferb, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

I am a HUGE Phineas and Ferb fan, it borders on obsession but my friends understand. Fwee. I'm also a WWII buff, and that helps me in school. So yeah, DasSchnabeltier oneshot, woot. (For those of you who are wondering, Das Schnabeltier is German for "the platypus" I just love Perry.) Oh, and Elliptical's profile/stories are awesome, HAPPY NOW!?

MY NAME IS DOOF, AND YOU'LL DO WHAT I SAY WOOP WOOP!

Hail Mary,

Full of Grace, the Lord is With thee,

Blessed art thou amongst women,

And blessed is the fruit of thy womb:

JESUS!

Holy Mary, mother of God,

Pray for us sinners,

Now and at the hour of our death,

Amen.

Alright, basic me info now, I suppose.

Name: Rusty Shackleford. (Try NOT XP)

Age: 16.

Likes: Phineas and Ferb, Bacon, Seinfeld, The Color Blue, WWII, Fishing, Cross Country, Friends.

Dislikes: Twilight, Cruel People, Most Active Sports, Reality TV.

Bad Habits: Talking About Phineas and Ferb, Talking About WWII, Speaking in German in place of English, Baiting, Randomness, Singing when I know I Can't.

Dreams: Become a History Professor of WWII, visit Germany.

Writing Style: Whatever strikes my fancy, trying to be true to form of what I am writing.

Top 10 Favorite TV Shows:

1. Phineas and Ferb

2. Seinfeld

3. TOS Star Trek

4. King of the Hill.

5. Commanders at War

6. Phineas und Ferb (German Version)

7. Family Guy.

8. The World at War

9: 20th Century Battlefields

10: Country Music Channel

Hair: Jet-Black

Eyes: Dark Brown, debatably Black.

Cool, question stuff, other than these things I don't do cut and paste.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Best friend cut me with a pencap on my arm.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Duetsche Fussballbund Scarf, myriad of fishing stuff, map of a made-up country I created, important possessions, awards, large painting of a boat, Einstein.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Talk Sometimes.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Mainly Country, Gospel, Phineas and Ferb Soundtracks, Classical, Billy Joel, Dinsey Villains, 80's songs sometimes. Not Rap, modern rock, modern pop, or most Non-Country modern stuff.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 12:00 pm.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Return to Normalcy.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Dating, but being single's fun!

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Memories.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Five, three?

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Not really.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Not really.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My best friend.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Something mild and nice... why did I answer that?

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Any bright colered eyes, hair color care less.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I'd propose, and somewhere where a precious memory occured.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither, don't like coffe, energy drinks give me headaches.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? MEAT!

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Deep-Friend Twinkie!

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? First kiss.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Debateable.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Elbows slightly, hyperextension.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Whichever companies make good polo shirts.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes, yes I do.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Dog, Tarantula, Gecko, Dust Mite.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Done it before.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? To there face or over the phone, something personal.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 27!!

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes, better breaking up with then blondes, and... yeah I know more of them.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Best Friend's.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Being stereotyped.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Yes, to Canada.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Thick, slow, unable to take hint, slightly conceited, rambly, loves debates.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I don't think so.

37. FIRST JOB? Gettin there...

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yes, once.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Watching Phineas and Ferb in German.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes, two.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Attitude and articulate-ness.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? NOT ANYMORE BABY! Hahahaha.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? New fly-tying stuff.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Two.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes, a Catholic Matyr.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? When I was little.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Suave and Head 'n' Shoulders conditioner.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes, it suites me.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham, or hot pastrami.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Night owl, procrastination, frank, quick to be irritated, directness, innate leadership longing.

53. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? None, why buy CD's you don't like or aren't pround of.

54. WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? "Me, myself, and I don't see eye to eye, Me, myself, and I don't get along."

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? In this corrupt world, unfortunately, to God, no.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Fishing, Fly-tying Talking, Hitting wood with a baseball bat, shouting in general, writing.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Vermont!

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Dinosaur toys, or Star Wars stuff.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Three? I hate the thing.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Never watched it, far as I know.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Every day.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed Potatoes.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Personality, good wit, and good beliefs/morals.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? J-Man, Tex, Nazi (I am not a Nazi, I just like Germany and WWII)

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Brad Paisley and the Drama Kings!!

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Phineas and Ferb.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? 90th percentile is all I know.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Good ole Chocolate.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes, yes I do.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Whatever the Track season was. XD

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There was one, Dummkopf.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Over 100, gotta love family friends.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Sure... I guess.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Brad Paisley "Welcome to the Future."

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Chocolate Milk.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Best Friend Luke.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Eyes.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? "Die Walkure, Ride of the Valkyries."

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? The French. Sorry guys...

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? June, best fishing all year.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Don't know any... is there a snake or a dragon one?

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Black.

86. EYE COLOR? Brown, debatably Black.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? McDonald's.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No, not really.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Phineas and Ferb in German.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? July 4th, the foudning of the USA!

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Clarinet once.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Depends on the person, hugs rock though, but kissing is more romantical.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Exclusive relationships.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Fishing lures.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Not one yet.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Nonexistant, and needing one.

Favorite Anime: Pokémon

Favorite Manga: Umm... yeah, don't have one, sorry.

Favorite Cartoon: Phineas and Ferb

Favorite Game Series: Pokemon

Favorite Single Movie: Star Trek (The New One), Valkyrie, 9.

Favorite Movie Series: Spider-Man, Star Wars, Star Trek.

Favorite TV Show: Phineas and Ferb

Favorite Singer: Brad Paisley

Favorite Band: The Drama Kings

Favorite Food: Bacon

Favorite Drink: Root Beer

Favorite Side Dish: Nachos

Favorite Dessert: Pie, most any kind will do.

Favorite Internet Series: The Incompetant Ninja, only one I know.

Woo Hoo!


List your 13 favorite chracters in no particular order. (May contain very stange things as a warning to some people.)

1. Perry

2. Isabella

3. Herman the Hedgehog

4. Major Monogram

5. Dr. Doofenshmirtz

6. Grandpa Fletcher

7. Phineas

8. Mom

9. Buford

10. Ferb

11. Candace

12. Baljeet

13. Norm

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Hm, Grandpa Fletcher and Candace, no can't say I have nor want to.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No... sorry. Major is not hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Holy mother of... wierdness. Mom and Baljeet! GACK!

4.Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, a few. Buford's got some fans.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No, don't think Grandpa Fletcher and Isabella'd hit it off...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Hm... Dr.D with Buford or Ferb... would like to say neither, but Ferb's more epic so Buford gets slammed with it. Five/Nine.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Maybe an idea for some dirty fic, Phineas walks in on Baljeet and Isabella, that seems made. He'd kill Baljeet, then scorn Isabella, who'd find some way to soothe him eventually.

8. Make up a title for a Three/Ten fic.

AGENTS: DISCOVERED!! (Hahaha, Ferb finds neighbors Hedgehog is a secret agent)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Highly doubt it.

10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Baljeet flunks out of school after loosing sleep, so Phineas comes up with the best ways to cheer him up!

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"Mom's Birthday"-Candace, duh.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Perry/Grandpa Fletcher/Baljeet... hm...

"May contain images disturbing to younger viewers or dolphins that are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant."

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Bout and hour ago, I'd assume.

14. Perry and Phineas are in a happy relationship until Buford off with Major Monogram. Perry, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Candace and a brief unhappy affair with Baljeet, then follows the wise advice of Dr. Doofenshmirtz and finds true love with Herman the Hedgehog while Norm watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie.

Never in several thousand billion years!!

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jusizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Cobra

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Xavier Watson

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Corjuson

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Blue Root Beer

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a cousins first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Urxosan

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Robinson

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Double-F

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Strawberry Inter-Dimensional Rift

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Blue No Arm

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The New Adventures of Phineas and Ferb by Blackspiderman reviews
Episode 71 - Love Rhombus: Jeremy's return for a brief visit sends Candace into a frenzy, and in turn she puts her brothers in an uncomfortable position. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz's plan to hire an intern to help with his ultimate goal doesn't quite go as he hoped. Rated T for safety.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 630,138 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 10/25/2009 - [Isabella, Phineas] Ferb, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Pranks by Aelimir reviews
Prank wars on the Enterprise! What started out as an innocent attempt to lift Captain Kirk's spirits will soon spiral out of control. Who will get the last laugh? There are serious elements in the story to help keep them in character.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,395 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dimensional Drift: Siblings and Superpowers by The High Lord of Terra reviews
He didn't plan to take Danville. Just a few meaningless lives. Then he'd go after something larger: the Tri-state area. Third genre Action. Later chapters not for the faint of heart. Rated for violence, character death, and some language. No pairings YET.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,761 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Phineas, Ferb
Little Memories by Jollyme reviews
Time flows past as we watch, leaving nothing behind but experience and memories, impressions on the dusty recesses of the mind. Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Candace and many others come forward to narrate various little memories of their own. New chapters up!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 11,810 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011
Lovers And Rebounds by poisonapple88 reviews
Princess Bubblegum has broken up with Finn after two years and he's heartbroken. He's never experienced this kind of pain and his brain is telling him to go find Marceline. Rebounding never takes away the pain.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,884 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Finn, Marceline A.
Down and Out by Ellie-Ohhh reviews
Teenage wasteland had never really seemed that appealing. That was, until he met her. Ferb/OC
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,919 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Ferb, OC
Around the World by PFT reviews
Ferb, Gretchen, and Baljeet are in a class called "Literary Footsteps" and are joined by Phineas, Isabella, and Ginger. Will this give Isabella and Phineas the chance to confess their feelings? And will they get back in the 2 week deadline?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,986 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Phineas, Isabella
Meet Me Halfway by Indigo Signora reviews
Not days after the funeral she didn't have the strength to attend, Vanessa is asked to be present for the reading of the will. Little does she know that the bequest will call the past into a whole new light. Sequel to Brightest Green.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Vanessa - Complete
Phineas and Love Don't Mix by x-River-x reviews
Shortly after 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz is defeated and the Danville gang loses their memories, Phineas dreams of kissing Isabella and realizes his true feelings for her. But what does Phineas know about love and is it all it's cracked up to be?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Secret Souls, Passionate Hearts by Seraphina Greene reviews
Ferb vanished shortly after high school graduation. Twelve years later after Phineas and Ferb sat under that tree in their backyard, Ferb comes home with a story to tell. Will he be welcomed back with open arms? Will he finally find real love? Now done!:
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
What Just Happened? by PS2wizard reviews
Warning: In here lies spoilers for Phineas and Ferb:Across the Second Dimension. This is what happened to everyone after their adventure into the Second dimension.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
What the man of few words saw by sewilikebaking reviews
"I find that if my mouth isn't busy talking, my eyes notice so many more things." Lets call this Phinbella, From Ferb's POV
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Complete
Memory Wipe by Blackspiderman reviews
Takes place at the end of "Across The 2nd Dimension". Isabella had finally gotten what she always wanted: a kiss from Phineas. Unfortunately, an cruel, unfortunate twist of fate saw that memory fade away from her mind and from Phineas's mind. Or has it...?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Winter Reminiscing: Times Change 2 by 200trackrunner reviews
Set in the winter following the events of Times Change. Phineas and Isabella are together now and the gang is back in Danville. Will the return to their old, adventurous ways? Will the holidays be too much for Phineas and Isabella's relationship?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Phineas, Isabella
A Night at DEI by MeanMrsMustard reviews
Ferb is kidnapped by Dr. Doofenshmirtz and forced to do his bidding. If you want any more information, read the story! Also, loads of thanks to DasSchnabeltier for beta-ing! Disclaimer: If I owned Phineas and Ferb, this would be an episode.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ferb, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Starting Over by Arctimon reviews
It's never easy to start a relationship over again, especially if it ends in a complicated matter. In Coltrane's mind, that didn't mean he shouldn't try. Stacy/Coltrane.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Stacy, Coltrane - Complete
Summer Afternoons by Author Pen Name reviews
Stories of the lives of the people of Danville. Filled with various degrees of heartwarming stories such as Isabella's and Ginger's attempts on their crushes. Also Heinz Doofenshmirtz quest of obtaining MANLINESS. Thats not all!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011
Summersong by Indigo Signora reviews
The summer following graduation could very well be the final one that they will all spend together. Isabella is prepared to do whatever it takes to get her chance with Phineas, even if it means possibly tearing the bond between brothers apart.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,180 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Isabella, Ferb - Complete
Isabella's Cousin by Queen of Cartoons reviews
Isabella's evil cousin, who is known for ruining Isabella's life, comes over. But then her cousin starts to steal everything that is important to Isabella. Leadership of he firside girls, her catchphrase, and worst of all, Phineas. Has Phinabella.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,183 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Isabella
A Million Little Moments by Indigo Signora reviews
Okay, well, maybe not a million. This is a medley of 100-word Phineas/Isabella drabbles based off of song titles. Enjoy!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,607 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Birthday's Bite by poisonapple88 reviews
Finn is turning eighteen and there's something that he wants from Marceline. Too bad, his party guests keep getting the way! FinnxMarceline One-shot!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
How to Earn Your Evil Princess Patch by Corencio reviews
Doofenshmirtz's latest plan, while highly unoriginal, puts all of Danville in peril... from a completely unexpected antagonist. And she wants Phineas to rule the Tri-State Area at her side... Strong undertones of Phinabella. Yay formulaic writing!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Phineas, Isabella
Phaltering Phineas by President ORB reviews
Isabella is injured one day while helping Phineas and Ferb. She wakes up with amnesia, remembering who SHE is, but not Phineas or Ferb. Phineas is devastated, but Ferb attempts to help regain her memory of their friendship. P x I x F.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,311 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Magic Trials by MewLuna reviews
Saving princesses has always been part of Finn and Jake's job. So what happens when Marceline gets captured? Can they save her? Or is she the ones who needs to save them? And what chaos will come if Magic Man is involved? R&R!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,423 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
My Salty Sweetwater by Freedom Fighter reviews
In this special Valentine's Day one-shot, Baljeet tries to cash in a promise that one of the Fireside Girls made to him in "Phineas is Mine!" Will she remember? Or, better yet, is she still willing to go out on that date? Crack pairing: Baljeet/Adyson.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Baljeet, Adyson S. - Complete
Paulina and Felicia by sparkleeyes20 reviews
Two girls just like Phineas and Ferb move in across the street for summer break. They do every year. So why are they hearing about them from Isabella now? And what happens when they fall for them? Ferb/oc Phineas/oc
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Ferb, Phineas
The Soda Explosion Project Mach 51 by I am the Poptart reviews
The boys make cola explosions, Doof steals Mentos, and Candace and Albert watch an infomercial.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
Actions Speak Louder Then Words by Music4eva1414 reviews
What will happen when Isabella's cousin comes and falls for Ferb? Summary sounds crappy but please read and reivew anyway! COMPLETE! :D
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Ferb - Complete
Phineas and Ferb: Holiday Spectacle by Blackspiderman reviews
Takes place after "New Adventures". The Christmas holiday has arrived. Phineas & Ferb plan to make it the best holiday ever. But when Phineas lets him feelings for Isabella get the better of him, will anybody have a Merry Christmas? Rated K for safety
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,141 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Phineas, Isabella
The Ties That Bind by Audrey Lynne reviews
Sequel to "Beauty and the Geek and Beyond," though you needn't read that one first. Drama abounds for the Flynn-Fletchers, starting with the return of Candace and Phineas' biological father. Deserves the T rating. Chapter 13 now up.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,956 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Linda, Candace
To Every Bad Writer this Fandom has by Kissy Fishy reviews
Brace yourselves...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
A Rush of Blood to the Heart by Corruptodile reviews
She likes him. He likes her. But he's too dense to recognize her feelings for him...yeah I suck at summaries. Rated T for possible future content.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Isabella, Phineas
Asleep by Kissy Fishy reviews
Vanessa comments on the British boy currently asleep on her shoulder.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Vanessa, Ferb - Complete
The Mysterious Book by DarkChao1663 reviews
Hiatus. Phineas and Ferb are cleaning up their garage when they stumble upon a book filled with some interesting items. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz is trying to find something very important but does not want to clean up his place.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Phineas, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
In a Cave by Four's Fanfiction reviews
Finn gets knocked out during a Storm, and it's up to Marceline to help him out. Total fluff.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Friends by Four's Fanfiction reviews
Finn and Marceline hang out, then Marceline makes a comment that causes Finn to question some things.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
I'll Miss You by The Enduring Man-Child reviews
Why am I posting a story for a show I know almost nothing about? Because a plot bunny bit me after I saw an episode. With apologies to regular fans who will doubtless hate this, here's a little slice of life featuring two friends. A little sad.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Paper Hearts Are Torn That Way by Omgjelloz reviews
Finn has been in love with Princess Bubblegum for as long as he can remember. But when the fate of a friend hangs on the line, he must learn to let her go.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Finn, Marceline A.
Happy birthday, Bro! by MomoHinamori45 reviews
It's Phineas's sixteenth birthday and Ferb is kidnapped. Will he find him in time? Or will he become brotherless? Rated T just in case. NOT slash/yaoi! Go look somewhere else for that!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,070 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Phineas, Ferb
Next Year's Summer by DarkestLinkEAI reviews
The next exciting summer for Phineas and Ferb. ...Yes there's going to be Phinbella in it. Updated daily I promise. I would rate it K , but just to be safe, T
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,723 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Phineas, Isabella
Vacation to Texas by Dan-Inator reviews
Isabella is gong to Texas to visit her family, and decides to invite Phineas along with her. Will this provide him with the opportunity to discover new feelings for her?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,477 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Phineas, Isabella
The other Phinbella by Life Without Lamas is No Life reviews
For years Phineas and Isabella went to separate schools but when they go to High School together Isabella finds out that the reason Phineas never sees the clues is he has his eyes on a girl named Annabella.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Isabella, Phineas
High School Crush by happyfunball reviews
Phineas and Isabella realize something new once they're in high school, but little do they both realize that it's really just something old. Cute one-shot, please R&R.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Nifty Fifteen by SlayerBVC reviews
A set of fifteen short stories into certain characters. Chapter 4: Ferb.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010
Alphabet Soup by Lil Miss Kandy Kane reviews
The story which has nothing to do with soup, but everything to do with Phineas and Isabella. Twenty-six different takes on their relationship, all with a corresponding adjective and one thing in common: a realization.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,195 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
50 Words of Phinabella by JoeMerl reviews
Fifty short insights into the relationship between an oblivious child-genius and the Fireside Girl leader mooning over him. Phineas/Isabella, slight Candace/Jeremy, one-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - [Phineas, Isabella] Candace, Ferb - Complete
Go to Waste by JoeMerl reviews
Granted, Ferb's own efforts in Paris didn't pan out, but why let a perfectly good chance at romance go to waste for somebody else? Set just after "Summer Belongs to You." Ferb-centric with one-sided Ferb/Vanessa and Isabella/Phineas.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2010 - [Ferb, Vanessa] [Isabella, Phineas] - Complete
Heinz won't let Charlene go by Glittering Turquoise reviews
Heinz is upset when he heard that his ex-wife is engaged to her boyfriend. Even though they were divorced he still loved her so he builds an evil machine to stop the wedding. Will he use it or confess his feelings with Vanessa & Perry's help?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,167 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - [Charlene, Dr. Doofenshmirtz] Perry, Vanessa - Complete
The perfect gift for Isabella by th1ag02 reviews
This is a Phinbella story: Isabella is turning fifteen and Phineas want to get her the perfect gift. What would that be? Read to find out! Reviews are welcome
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
And You Are? Isabella's Point Of View by geninkitty reviews
This is the same story as "And You Are?", but in Izzy's POV. See what she was thinking throughout her amnesia, and what she thought of her friends when she didn't recognize them. Phineas x Isabella. COMPLETED!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,014 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
And You Are? by geninkitty reviews
When Doof's invention goes wrong and a crash is caused, Isabella lands up with amnesia. As Phineas and Ferb try to get her memory back, will Phineas learn of her feelings for him? And will he feel the same way? Phineas x Isabella. ***Complete!***
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,772 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
The Lakeside Girls by Turtlegirl5 reviews
Isabella and the Fireside Girls have encountered another troop that has a leader with a bad attitude. The two groups must compete to earn the new edition diamond patches. Meanwhile, Pinky and Perry are trying to get back a missing toy.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,281 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
The Perfect Day by snowiiangel reviews
Isabella is getting tired of the same routine every day with Phineas not noticing her, so she decides to spice it up a little. P x I one-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Valentines Day Mystery by Turtlegirl5 reviews
It's Valentines Day and Phineas has found a mysterious love letter on his locker. This leads to becoming a detective again to figure out who his secret admirer is. Meanwhile, Perry is trying to rid of a terrible laughing gas.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Complete
The Greatest Gift by Breanie reviews
REWRITTEN - Harry receives the best gift of all from George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,058 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Phineas and Ferb: The Love Story by NaraTemari011 reviews
Phineas and Ferb are in love...But when Phineas' evil cousin, David, comes to visit, he's decided to ruin his new relationship with Isabella. Love triangles: DavidXIsabellaXPhineas, kind of LilyXFerbXVanessa.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
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WP&F, Your Number 1 Source for Songfics reviews
This is WP&F, your number one source of songfics in the Tri-State Area. We're bringing you romance, fun, hurt, and everything in between, so hang on for the wild ride! Current track: "Silent Night".
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,349 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011
The Turning of the Tables reviews
When friendships are tested...When lines are drawn... When you think you're safe...You're not. Collab. With Princess Isabella Flynn
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,152 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010
DoubleCrossed and Back Into the Fray! reviews
Three years after the Sixth Dimension was at war, a coup threatens to send it spiraling into darkness. Only Phineas and the Gang, along with a new ally can be sent in to save the dimension and restore balance. Includes epic battles! Phinabella and Femily.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,551 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010
Birthday reviews
It's a present squared, one present is the story, the other present is the focus of the plot. Phineas needs to express his love for Isabella, and how better than on her birthday? Oneshot, rushed.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Isabella, Phineas
Video Game Adventure! reviews
When Finn, Jake, and Marceline set out to give Beemo the adventure of a lifetime, they all may get a tad bit more than they bargained for.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011
Who is Nag? reviews
A new foe rises to challenge Perry and attack the OWCA. Can Perry defeat this scheming serpent and save those he loves, or will he be forced to watch as his life is destroyed before his eyes? Read and find out! Based slightly off of Rikki Tikki Tavi.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Perry
When You're Evil! reviews
Finn takes a walk out at night, and runs into an enchanting new friend. A unique and playfully dark songfic of Finn and Marceline's first meeting by my pen, all to "When You're Evil" by Voltaire. An OOC song for me actually...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny reviews
Another writer's block inspired song-fic to Lemon Demon's "Ultimate Showdown" featuring P&F Characters. Please no flames of who went where! Oh, and a very Merry Christmas to all even though this has NOTHING to do with that :D
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
Meeting with Father reviews
Ferb has a very important meeting, but with who? One-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Ferb - Complete
Over Complexity is a Wonderful Thing reviews
All Phineas inteded was to tell Isabella how he felt about her... There are decently arguable reasons for the "T" rating.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,245 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
MLK Jr reviews
Remeber what today is?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010
Battleships reviews
My First Fanfic, A PaF episode my way, just an idea I had a while ago. Please RxR, but please no flamers. It is... done.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete