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Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Doctor Who, and Misc. Anime/Manga.
Name: SajinTMM that's all ya' get Age: alive THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT Jack: It's pronounced "shit", don't get it wrong. Who is Jack Schitt, you ask? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation! Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schit married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherloc, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Schitt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you love irratating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. Fun Stuff to do In an elevator: 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird. Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door. Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun. Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train 15 things to do at Walmart 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8 Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!... Take me with you!!" 13 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 14 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15 Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" whats cuter than a psycho murderous bunny in a big tank shooting cannon balls at u? nothing. thats what ...(o.o) .../""""""""""""\===░ ▒▓▓█D -~•~㊅ fear the bunny. fear him... On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to what? Outer space?) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a childhood dream. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "D*n ... we f*ed up ... but that s*t was fun!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "B*h, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste." FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk s*t to the person who talks s*t about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the f*k out! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! I escaped in the laundry cart from the mental institution. It smelled bad, but I did it! Special thanks to the penguins, couldn't have done it without you. If you've wished Zombies'd attack your school just for fun copy/paste on your profile
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100 Byasana Oneshots by LadiiAJ95 reviews
This is 100 oneshots of Byakuya and Hisana's time together after their marriage.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 117,763 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Byakuya K., Hisana K.
Raising Steven by Crystal-Gem-Goddess reviews
"Life is beautiful, Steven. You have a lot to learn before you can use your gem. Everyday a new lesson is learned which becomes a new step toward our destiny. It just takes time, Steven. It just takes time..." Garnet quietly said as she held the bruised boy closer to her. She loved Steven and she enjoyed seeing him grow up. Art cover credit/permission given by Gracekraft! (AU)
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,435 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/13/2018 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U.
Aiko Hiroshi by brianalea5 reviews
Zero. Yuuki. Shiki. Cross Academy. Add two hyper/violent fangirls into the mix and you've got this story. T for swearing. Yuuki bashing as in we call her a whore cause she is one
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,511 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Senri S., Yuki C., Zero K.
Lecture Halls and Daydreams by foreverboybolin reviews
Bolin needed to stop daydreaming. Opal needed to relax. A giant lecture hall was the destination where they would find their "distraction".
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2014 - [Bolin, Opal] - Complete
Adventure Time Two Worlds by Courtney1920101 reviews
(Season 1 of Adventure Time RPG) Adventure Time belongs to Pendleton Ward. This is an RPG. The land of OooAaa spilit up into Ooo and Aaa, due to the Mushroom War, and they need to find a way to bring the two worlds together again or both worlds will fall apart. Can Finn, Fionna, and the rest of the gang work together to put the worlds together? PLEASE COMMENT!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Finn, Marceline A., Marshall Lee, Fionna
Heaven Bradford by MahNameIsChristine reviews
What happens when a soldier from the great mushroom war is found and thawed from her ice block. How will Heaven adjust to life within the candy kingdom instead of what she left behind or will she revert to what she was created to do. Possible love interest, haven't decided yet.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball, Fionna
Her Second Chance by Josiefeathergirl reviews
John loves school and is friendly to every one he meets. Even the new girl, Vriska, after she beats him up. Vriska doesn't have the best reputation and she wont tell John anything about herself, but John wants to help her, give her a second chance at every thing she has messed up on, and maybe add a bit of romance to her life. Humanstuck...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,600 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - John E., Vriska S.
Teen Spirit by trotthefox reviews
After interrupting Loki during an experiment, all of the Avengers, and the trickster god himself, are reverted back into sixteen year olds. Fury, jumping on the opportunity, much to Black Widow's chagrin, places them on a mission; One that takes place in a High School. Natasha/Loki. Blackfrost.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,579 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Faithful Servant by SETI-fan reviews
A bit of speculation on Peppermint Butler's motives in serving Princess Bubblegum despite his secret dark side. Inspired by Death in Bloom and a picture on the wall in Return to the Nightosphere/Daddy's Little Monster.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Peppermint Butler, Marceline A. - Complete
It All Started With a Tea Party (Marceline X Peppermint Butler) by TheCamoWulf reviews
This weird pairing was inspired by the episode "All the Little People" (I loved it!). Anyway, Marceline the Vampire Queen becomes acquainted with Peppermint Butler. Could this actually work out? Check out how the story turns from a cute little lovey dovey fanfic into a suspenseful fanfic where a mysterious cloaked figure wants the Vampire Queen dead. Will he succeed? Who is he?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Marceline A., Peppermint Butler
Green Silk and Golden Orbs by mxngo reviews
C.C. is a lazy and gluttonous girl who only cares for pizza. And Lelouch is the man that may fall for her, ahem, charms. C.C. x Lelouch.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,283 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Sour Apples by Coli Chibi reviews
After Applebloom gets into trouble when she hits Diamond Tiara at school, she takes out her anger on Big Macintosh after he punishes her for her bad behaviour. Will the two ever be brother and sister again? Now complete!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,253 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Applebloom, Big Macintosh - Complete
Stripes and Fangs by PeppermintPeople reviews
Peppermint Butler is/was a demon working for Death. He has his own secrets but what happens when Marceline tries to uncover them? sorry for sucky title & summary rated T for paranoia. first fanfic so enjoy!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Marceline A., Peppermint Butler
Silverair's and Hawaii's Q&A's by SilverairAPH reviews
Rated T for tons of swearing from UK Virgin Island, and General idiotic OC-ness. Hope you like It! And Transylvania isn't mine, he belongs to Sajintmm.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011
Blossoming Passion by LadiiAJ95 reviews
Hisana's life as a regular maid is turning upside down when she finds herself secretly attracted to lord Kuchiki but a maid and a lord can never be together right? or is a secret love affair just what these two need to share there passion.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,235 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Byakuya K., Hisana K.
What if? by sallythedestroyerofworlds23 reviews
Ulquiorra and Orihime meet at high school. Bad first impressions mean nothing when suddenly forced to work together for a project. Will they manage to get over their differences? And what dangerous secrets are they hiding?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,157 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Orihime's and Ulquiorra's Weaknesses by RawrHarHar reviews
Its been a month after the winter war.Orihime has brought back 5 of the 10 Espada. Orihime saw somthing she wish she never saw. 'Wrong place at the wrong time, Orihime' as they would say. Ulquihime/StarrkHali/GrimmNel/IchiRuki/and many more! R&R Please!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,287 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Skybrush by lilxmzxit reviews
The tale of the fox Zorriah Skybrush, whose adoptive otter parents are murdered by in cold blood by a vermin warlord. Zorriah swears vengeance but is she ready to face the killer? In the process of being revamped, edited and organized. Please R&R.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010
A new start by inufluffy18 reviews
It has been some time since the original Mew Mews. All have grown old and passed on. But now a new generation of Mew Mews must once again fight, to save planet earth. This story follows the main character Riku Momomiya, Ichigo's great-grandaughter
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
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The Cronoquake reviews
While escaping baddies the doctor and friends tear the timestream in two. oops now they must fix it
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - 11th Doctor
Fangirl Project reviews
My multi-series project, I hope to help give fangirls each a oneshot of them and their favorite characters. Let the trial begin
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012
Germany's guilty mind reviews
In a wave of guilt Germany decides to tell Italy of his scars from the past. ONESHOT will Italy trust someone who's killed hundreds of people implied GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
group of budshetaliacrack reviews
due to Iggy fudging a spell me and my buds end up in hetalia and are living with a multitude of nations WARNING crack OCxSpain OCxGermanyxOC OCxRussia OCxUkraine OCxJapan OCxCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - England/Britain, Spain