Beelsebutt
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Joined 12-06-09, id: 2169646, Profile Updated: 04-18-13
Author has written 22 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Supernatural, and Sherlock.

About me:

I'm 30 years old Finnish writer. Mainly I write light, humorous, fluffy & romantic fics, and usually their rating is quite high — but as I've been writing fanfiction since 2005, there is actually some variation. Right now I'm in the process of translating at least some of my stories in English. All of them can be found in Finnish on my LiveJournal.

You can also follow me (well, my updates) on Twitter.

If you want to contact me, please, email: beelsebutt at gmail dot com


About some of the HP-stories...

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The Third Wheel (The Third Wheel -series #1)

The original version in Finnish: Kolmas pyörä.

Without Grace (The Third Wheel -series #2)

The original version in Finnish: Ei armoa. This is a complete multi-chapter, 12 chapters plus the epilogue. In this story, there are a couple of OCs:

William 'Billy' McGregor who owns a pub called Wallace in London. Billy looks just like Alexi Lalas!

Cal, a friend of Ron, who looks IMHO like this.

* The pictures mentioned above do not mean that the characters in the story are somehow related to the real persons — they just look alike. *

Two Is Company, Three's A Crowd (The Third Wheel -series #3)

The original version in Finnish: Kahden kauppa, kolmannen korvapuusti.

Related pics: The Banner by raitakarkki & The Auror Logo by Paula A

TICTAC is a complete story in Finnish that I'm translating into English as quickly as possible. It's a sequel to Without Grace, and I strongly recommend reading WG first! There will be 13 chapters plus epilogue. In the story, there are still the OCs Billy & Cal.

Billy with the golden tie. Though, golden tie or no golden tie, Billy has a longer hair and beard in this story :D More pics above, under Without Grace. Check also Cal!

* The picture of Alexi Lalas doesn't mean that the character Billy in this story is somehow related to him. In my opinion, they just look alike. *

TT Roadster (The Third Wheel -series standalone)

The original version in Finnish: TT Roadster. A short challenge ficlet.

Anomaly (The Lion Cub -series #1)

Warning for Mpreg. Written for Mpreg Challenge. A complete multi-chapter story with much of adult themes and humour. 10 chapters from 0/9 to 9/9. This story is also translated in French: Anomaly by chapinounette

The Lion Cub Ficlets (The Lion Cub -series, random ficlets after the birth)

Still warning for male-pregnancy. The original versions in Finnish: Leijonanpentu, Sulan sinuun kii, Asennevamma, Oodi Harrylle.

Pants on Fire

Written for Harry and Ron Holidays -challenge as a gift for kuro-and-wynter :) This story is also translated in Finnish: Ei savua ilman tulta.

The Faded Lilies

The original version in Finnish: Haalistuneet liljat. This is a spinoff from a multi-chapter story, Hetki auringossa which has not been translated in English (yet).

A Standard day

The original version in Finnish: Normipäivä. Gift for Palladium.


About other Fandoms...

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SHERLOCK: Wax On, Wax Off

This story is also translated in Finnish: Hivellystä.

SHERLOCK: Property of JM

This original version in Finnish: Jim Moriartyn omaisuutta.

SHERLOCK: Too Good an Opportunity

A related pic on Tumblr.

SUPERNATURAL: Smack in the Middle of Heaven

Spoiler alert for the 5th season. The ficlet is based on this pic.

TWILIGHT: The Doll

A private challenge fic for a friend. Some pics of the lingerie for the Doll in the story: Virginal white baby doll & Blood red lacey thingy.

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Stupid TV Idea by My2BrownEyes reviews
Dean gets an idea from a TV show. Will it help Cas? Takes place between 7x17 and 7x20 Rated T for language. Tame Destiel. My first story in at least 5 years. Thank you to the writers in this forum & to Eric Kripke for inspiring me
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Second Task by John Faina reviews
Harry and Ron discuss what went on down in the lake while a party of celebration roars on down in the common room. The discussion leads to unexpected revelations...but not entirely unwelcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,699 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral carver reviews
Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Marked by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Time It Took by alygdgrl reviews
No one ever said dating was easy for Harry Potter,especially when he was in love with his best friend. It didn't help that he didn't understand Ron Weasley at all. M/M Ron/Harry, please give it a chance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,069 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Abysmal Dating Life of Harry Potter by Celebony reviews
Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,995 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
4 Things Castiel is not Allowed to Do by ScottyFTW reviews
...as decreed by Dean Winchester. Implied one-sided Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catalyst by Matroushka reviews
Ron was quite happy with his life, until Draco Malfoy stuck his pointy nose in and turned everything upside down... HP-RW slash, HP-DM friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,175 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Palmistry by goneoffthelump reviews
HarryRon Slash. Ron loves Harry's palms.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Reflected by goneoffthelump reviews
HarryRon Slash. Ron sees his life from a different angle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
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Perky Nipples reviews
As crack as Castiel can be. Pre-SLASH Castiel/Dean, spoilers for S04E01 and for very bad humor!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Two Is Company, Three's A Crowd reviews
A sequel to Without Grace. Harry/Ron Harry/Billy . Slash & mature themes. Please, note the rating and warnings inside! Pic by raitakarkki.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,955 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Harry P., Ron W.
A Private Rodeo reviews
There's something you can call normal sex life, and then, there's Dean and Castiel's sex life. Established relationship. Dean/Cas slash. Read the A/N, please.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Too Good an Opportunity reviews
While Sherlock lies comatose, John decides to fulfill his secret desire. John/Sherlock slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Lion Cub Ficlets reviews
These ficlets belong to The Lion Cub Series. In Anomaly Harry and Ron had a son, these ficlets follow their life after the delivery. Warnings for SLASH and MPREG! Please, read each A/N for further info. Pic from fan . potteritus . net
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Harry P., Ron W.
Property of JM reviews
Jim needs to relax. Includes Very Adult Themes, Violence, Rough language. NOTE THE WARNINGS INSIDE!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Wax On, Wax Off reviews
Sherlock needs to think. What is John to do? A bit of fun, laced with romance. John/Sherlock slash. Pic from Google.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Scared, Malfoy? reviews
For LJ's Fluffy Halloween Fest 2012 Challenge. Harry/Draco pre-slash! Pic by Ponderosa :3
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heaven in the Middle of Purgatory reviews
***SPOILER ALERT: Season 8*** While Benny's asleep, or whatever, Dean and Cas sneak out to have some time of their own. Dean/Castiel SLASH! Please, note the warnings inside!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Christmas Stockings reviews
Castiel wants something. Dean/Castiel SLASH. Please, read the A/N and the warnings inside!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
On the Other Hand reviews
Passion and Pondering. Contains slash and adult themes. Both are adults.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Draco M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Without Grace reviews
After three years, Harry is still thinking of Ron. What will he do when he finds out that Ron and Hermione's marriage isn't as solid as he thought? Harry/Ron, Hermione/Fred. Slash & Het. Please, note the rating and warnings inside! Pic by raitakarkki.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,566 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
April Fools' Day's Fools
A normal summer day on the beach for Teddy. Or is it? Teddy/Dennis SLASH. Teddy's already an adult! Pic cropped from thesurfbird . com, so it's not mine! It's cool, though :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Teddy L., Dennis C. - Complete
Anomaly reviews
The twins really tried to help, but something went very wrong. Harry/Ron slash. Both are adults. Post-war fic. Please, note the rating and warnings inside! Pic from fan . potteritus . net
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,563 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Controllability reviews
SPOILER ALERT: Season 7 Finale! Sam/Inias SLASH, also, note the warnings inside! Pic from Google, Adrian McMorran as Inias.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Sam W., Inias - Complete
Smack in the Middle of Heaven reviews
Spoiler Alert: Season 5. Dean/Castiel slash. Please, read the A/N and the warnings inside! Pic by jossujb :3
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Pants on Fire reviews
Harry truly had a problem; he was too kind and never, ever able to say no. Harry/Ron slash. Please, note the rating and warnings inside! Pic from dA: fya-shellk
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
TT Roadster reviews
Ron is driving too fast, and Harry's not feeling comfortable with it. Harry/Ron slash. Pic by raitakarkki.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Third Wheel reviews
It is the day of Ron and Hermione's wedding, and Harry is Ron's best man but how he wishes to be so much more. Harry/Ron slash implied. Prologue for 'Without Grace'. Pic by raitakarkki.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Standard Day reviews
Just another day - for Tonks. Ginny/Tonks femslash. Pic cropped from tiny . cc / 8arfcw
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - N. Tonks, Ginny W. - Complete
The Faded Lilies reviews
Harry needs something, and there is only one man who can help him. Harry/Remus slash. Both are adults. Post-war fic. Please, note the rating and warnings inside! Pic from Google!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Doll reviews
Edward plus quickly approaching wedding night equals angst & sexual frustration. Will Emmett be of assistance? One shot with lots of adult themes! No slash. Pic from Google, Robert Pattz as Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete