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Author has written 9 stories for Maximum Ride.

Soooooo, my name is Avenging Angels and I am 22. And since I've been asked this more than once already, yes, that is me in my profile picture!

I currently reside somewhere down South, not telling where though but I do have a very country accent even compared to my friends. So I love fishing, hunting and slingin' mud. All that good stuff! I am a Baptist and therefore a Christian for those of you who don't know. I respect other peoples beliefs/religions but firmly stand by my convictions. It is my right and yours. Do I wish you all believed in Jesus Christ, the Trilogy: Father, Son and Holy Spirit? Yes, that way you'd all go to heaven. But alas there are some out there who don't believe that. Whatever. It's your choice and nobody can make it for you but yourself. I'm not here to preach from the Bible, the real King James Version with the words in red. I'm just here to improve my writing skills and take over the world some day. Kidding on that last part...maybe. So, anyway, now that my theological rant is over I'd like to introduce you to a few random facts about me!

Youtube: Check out my fanmade Maximum Ride trailers on youtube! My name is TheAvengingAngels and the link is: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheAvengingAngels?feature=mhee

About me: Read above people really!

Beta: Yes I am taking requests! But as maybe you can tell by the posts I am mostly a Maximum Ride person on this site. So, if you have a fanfic you want a little help or advice on and it has to do with Maximum Ride please do not hesitate to hit me up. I'll gladly help and you can ask one of my current beta's (Hideout Writer) whether or not I'm doing a good job editing his story: The Stargate of Alagaesia. Check it out and let us know what you think. As always all the credit goes to the writer of the actual stories/tv shows/ whatever and then to you guys next of course. I accept only what credit I'm given by you. They are your ideas. I'm just trying to help you out with them. :)

What team are you? hmmm Fax and Switzerland for those of you who know what that means...

Pairings? above

Likes: hotwings and hot guys

Dislikes: rude snobby girls and boys

Least fave characters? Brigid and more I'm sure I just can't think of any...

Bands or singers? Three Days Grace, Six: A.M, Stone Sour, Rise Against, Kiss, Bon Jovi, Jason Aldean, Carrie Underwood, The Band Perry, basically rock and country, I like a few pop stars and their songs

T.V. shows? Fringe, 24 so sad that it has gone off, House, Survivor, Ghost Whisperer also gone, American Pickers, American Chopper and Senior vs. Junior


Age: 22

Eye color: green in the middle but blue around the edges (contacts do that incase you didn't know)

Hair color: blonde with brown streaks

Skin tone: tannnnnnneeeeddddd/ white girl

Grade: Junior in college

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look".

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Anyway for those who are curious I love reading and have a suggestion of books for you guys to read.

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Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Max Ride Quotes!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride

"Yes! Freaks RULE!" Fang

"Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
"But we're grounded."
Max and Fang stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing Max and Fang

"I look like prep school Barbie." Nudge looked at me. "Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." Nudge

"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." Gasman

"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." Fang

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much."

"Oh, jeez." Max and Fang

"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." Fnick

"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." Max

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy

"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." Iggy

"Fang? Are you - like Max?"
"Nope. I'm the smart one." Dr. Martinez and Fang

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." Fang

"Oh yeah, 'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." Max

"'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said, understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment

"Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4

"The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang

I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back. And then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4


"If you're gonna be two faced at least make one of them pretty."

"What is today but yesterdays tomorrow?"

"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"Ow something bit me!!!" Forest Gump again

"The only thing we have to fear is, fear itself."

"Ask not what your country can do for you. But what you can do for your country."

"Doctors say I have a multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

"A good girl is a bad girl who hasn't been caught."

"Flying is simple, just throw yourself at the floor and miss."

"I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly." Edward Cullen

"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." Bella

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no ideal what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max StWaOES

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes." Max and Jeb StWaOES

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Total to Max in Max.

"What's your name?"

"Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." Angel answering Steve in Max.

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." Max in Max

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." Iggy in the AE

"I vill now destroy de Snickhuhs bahs!" Gazzy to Ter Borchet

"If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?" -Jeff Dunham

"She should call you FEMA." "What does that mean?" "Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results." -Walter and Jeff Dunham

"How long have you been married? "47 years." "Wow, that's amazing!" "Yeah, that old bitch'll never die." -Walter and Jeff Dunham

"A swatch." "A swatch?" "Yeah, it was a watch some company in Switzerland made, so they called it a swatch." "Good thing they weren't in Croatia." -Jeff Dunham and Walter

"Silence! I kill you!" -Achmed

"God Damnit! Oh! Oh! I mean Allah Damnit." -Achmed

"I need some ligaments!" -Achmed

"Jefafa DunHAM Dot Com!" -Penut

"The weirdest part is, he'd like to kill me, but he can't, because that would be a form of suicide." -Penut

"Bird seed! They gave us BIRD SEED!!!" Nudge


Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
If you dug a hole straight through the Earth and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
Is it rude for a deaf person to sign with food in his/her mouth?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
Why is bologna round and bread rectangular?
If you go down the wrong lane in reverse, is it still legal?
Why is vanilla ice cream white and vanilla extract brown?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called PEANUTS? Where the heck did they get THAT one from?
Why does the Easter BUNNY carry eggs? Rabbits are mammals.
Where the heck did the name Jolly Ranchers come from?
Why do they always do tests of the emergency broadcast system, but didn't use it on 9/11?
Who on earth was Sadie Hawkins and why did she invent that cruel dance?
Are mattresses ever NOT on sale?
Are earthquakes on Mars called Marsquakes?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
What happens when you ask "Is it just me, or did that really just happen?" and everyone says "it's just you"?
Similarly, what happens when someone is asked to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and they say no?

Random Time...


"That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me, children, for I have attempted this many times before."

"I'm a ninja."

"No you're not."

"Did you see that?

"See what?


You knew it was coming! Friend vs Best Friend Time!

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, loser, run!
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend bails you out of jail. A best friend sits next to you saying, "Man, we messed up big time. Let's do it again once we get out of this dump."
A friend talks you out of running away. A best friend asks, "Do you want help? I could give your parents death glares when you're gone."
A friend takes the blame for you. A best friend screams, "She did it! She did it! I'm innocent!"
A friend asks you to take them for a ride in your new car and understands if you say no. A best friend steals your keys and takes it for a joyride, and the police bring it back at midnight the next week looking like an eighty-year-old thing that was just pulled out of the Hudson.
A friend is happy for you if you're pregnant. A best friend groans and asks, "Who's the unlucky parent then?"
A friend helps you when you fall. A best friend rolls around laughing and trips you again.
A friend helps you find your way when you’re lost. A best friend is the one putting magnets near your compass, stealing your map, and giving you wrong directions.
A friend helps you learn to drive. A best friend helps you roll your car into the lake to collect the insurance.
A friend borrows your stuff and gives it back in a few days. A best friend loses it and says, “My bad, here’s a tissue.”
A friend knocks on your door, a best friend barges in and yells "I’M HOME!"
A friend will go to a concert with you, a best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A friend asks for something to eat, a best friend helps herself and is the reason you never have any food.
A friend asks you for your number, a best friend asks you for her number.
A friend hides you from the cops, a best friend is the reason they're after you in the first place.
A friend stops you from publicly making an idiot of yourself, a best friend is up there making an idiot of herself with you.

We’re always together, we’re one of a kind, 3 words describe us - 'partners in crime'.

Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it.

You can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to look out for, because they're the ones who will always do something stupid.

I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

"Violence is not the answer. It's the question. The answer is YES."

I am God's child (John 1:12)
I am Christ's friend (John 15:15 )
I am united with the Lord (1 Cor. 6:17)
I am bought with a price (1 Cor 6:19-20)
I am a saint (set apart for God). (Eph. 1:1)
I am a personal witness of Christ. (Acts 1:8)
I am the salt & light of the earth (Matt 5:13-14)
I am a member of the body of Christ (1 Cor 12:27)
I am free forever from condemnation ( Rom. 8:1-2)
I am a citizen of Heaven. I am significant (Phil 3:20)
I am free from any charge against me (Rom. 8:31 -34)
I am a minister of reconciliation for God (2 Cor 5:17-21)
I have access to God through the Holy Spirit (Eph. 2:18)
I am seated with Christ in the heavenly realms (Eph. 2:6)
I cannot be separated from the love of God (Rom 8:35-39)
I am established, anointed, sealed by God (2 Cor 1:21-22)
I am assured all things work together for good (Rom. 8:28)
I have been chosen and appointed to bear fruit (John 15:16)
I may approach God with freedom and confidence (Eph. 3:12)
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me (Phil. 4:13)
I am the branch of the true vine , a channel of His life (John 15:1-5)
I am God's temple (1 Cor. 3:16). I am complete in Christ (Col. 2:10)
I am hidden with Christ in God (Col. 3:3). I have been justified (Romans 5:1)
I am God's co-worker (1 Cor. 3:9; 2 Cor 6:1). I am God's workmanship (Eph. 2:10)
I am confident that the good works God has begun in me will be perfected. (Phil. 1:5)
I have been redeemed and forgiven (Col 1:14). I have been adopted as God's child (Eph 1:5)
I belong to God
Do you know who you are?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

If you HATE when people don't use correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Game over man game over!" Alien the movie

Book suggestions for you all!

1. Maximum Ride: by James Patterson

2. Chronicles of Ancient Darkness: by Michele Paver

3. White Fang: by Jack London

4. The Inheritance Cycle: by Christopher Paloani

5. Where the Red Fern Grows

6. Call of the Wild: by Jack London

7. Lord of the Flies

8. Twilight of course by Stephanie Meyer

9. Warriors: by Erin Hunter

10. Seekers: by Erin Hunter

11. Julies Wolf Pack

12. Julie of the Wolves

13. A Time To Kill: John Grisham (for you older kids)

14. Shiver and Linger by some woman whose name starts with an M.

If you have any questions or suggestions for something to read (im incredibly bored at school) email me!

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Fang: The Black Hawk by Heart of Diamond reviews
2/3: Bloodline Trilogy. Max's enemies are hungry for revenge. The election is coming up & Max is once again fighting for her child, freedom & those she loves most. With war, survival, running, hiding & trust at risk you have to fight to fly on. Fax! Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 99,053 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Improbable by Of.Winged.Poets reviews
They're free. She's saved, or is she? Because there are always sacrifices. They can be together, fight together, hold on tight, but it won't save anyone. Hearts make good sacrificial offerings. And the battle will make them bleed. Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,273 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Max, Fang
Max's Sacrafice by VampireFairy13 reviews
What would have happened if the Eraser hadn't died carring Max away in New York? Would she have died from the Tests or escaped to look for the flock? Posible Fax later on. Set in the middle of MR the Angel Experiment
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride: The final battle by Emotionally Insecure reviews
Max and her flock are at it again in this version of Maximum Ride 6. takes place after MAX, and contains a lot of FAX. They find themselves in lots of 'safe' houses, and working for the FBI! wow! read and review...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,078 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Max
The Impossible by Of.Winged.Poets reviews
I, the once great Maximum Ride,have nothing left.I gave the very last drop of all I had to give, all that I was, to keep them safe." The Flock is seperated. Max is alone,hunted,forgotten. She's given up on herself. Who can put the pieces back together?FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,845 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
End Of The World by XIII Dragon reviews
Set four years after MRII. The world is officially ending. Itex has made their move and both America and Asia lie in ruins because of it. The only people that even have a chance to save the world are Max and the Flock. However there is a problem.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,481 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
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Avenging Angels Prequel reviews
This is a prequel to my story, Avenging Angels. In this, we learn what Max goes through in the Schools prior to her escape. Spoilers for Avenging Angels
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,815 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Max
Maximum Ride: Wasteland reviews
After recovering from the gruesome battle with the Director Maximum Ride must now find a way to stop the destruction of her world by traveling to an alternate reality where not only are things much different, but some people, it seems, never found wings
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 187,496 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Max - Complete
Maximum Ride: The End Is Here reviews
When Angel wakes up in the middle of a blackened crater she knows something is wrong. But when she realizes who lay beside her, dead, her world will be forever changed. Meanwhile 2 weeks earlier Max and the Flock deal with Angel's loss and must unite-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 101,076 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Max, Angel - Complete
Avenging Angels reviews
10 years ago they watched her fall. The Great, Indestructible, Invincible, Maximum Ride brought down after the ultimate act. Protecting those she loved most...those she left behind. The Flock disbanded- Full summary inside. Reviews are greatly appreciated
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 81 - Words: 160,046 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Max - Complete
You Don't Know Her Like I Do reviews
One-shot Songfic: Fang rethinks his decision to leave the Flock. Takes place after Fang and during Angel before the Flocks combine. Song: You don't know her like I do, by: Brantley Gilbert
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Maximum Ride: Numb, Songfic Linkin Park reviews
Max has a dream where she discovers what would happen were she to not save the world. Song fic Numb: by Linkin Park. One-shot. Disclaimer I do not own Maximum Ride nor Linkin Park's song Numb
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Max - Complete
19 Years Partial Song fic: I Hope You Dance reviews
19 years, but it's been 20. What does this mean for the Flock? What has happened in those years? Who has been lost, who has been found, who is coming back? Now a two-shot upon request. After Fang. R&R *Character Death*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The First Thanksgiving Oneshot! reviews
Ever wonder what happened on that first Thanksgiving the Flock spent together outside of the School? Was it a tragedy or success? Read and find out how the Flock are taught what it means to be thankful for what you have. Heart warming. Happy Thanksgiving!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Max, Jeb B. - Complete
Walmart Madness! reviews
So, ever wonder what the Flock does when Max is away for the day? Well they go to Walmart ofcourse! Read and find out exactly what crazy things your favorite mutants are up to this time! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Complete