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Soooooo, my name is Avenging Angels and I am 22. And since I've been asked this more than once already, yes, that is me in my profile picture!
I currently reside somewhere down South, not telling where though but I do have a very country accent even compared to my friends. So I love fishing, hunting and slingin' mud. All that good stuff! I am a Baptist and therefore a Christian for those of you who don't know. I respect other peoples beliefs/religions but firmly stand by my convictions. It is my right and yours. Do I wish you all believed in Jesus Christ, the Trilogy: Father, Son and Holy Spirit? Yes, that way you'd all go to heaven. But alas there are some out there who don't believe that. Whatever. It's your choice and nobody can make it for you but yourself. I'm not here to preach from the Bible, the real King James Version with the words in red. I'm just here to improve my writing skills and take over the world some day. Kidding on that last part...maybe. So, anyway, now that my theological rant is over I'd like to introduce you to a few random facts about me!
Youtube: Check out my fanmade Maximum Ride trailers on youtube! My name is TheAvengingAngels and the link is: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheAvengingAngels?feature=mhee
About me: Read above people really!
Beta: Yes I am taking requests! But as maybe you can tell by the posts I am mostly a Maximum Ride person on this site. So, if you have a fanfic you want a little help or advice on and it has to do with Maximum Ride please do not hesitate to hit me up. I'll gladly help and you can ask one of my current beta's (Hideout Writer) whether or not I'm doing a good job editing his story: The Stargate of Alagaesia. Check it out and let us know what you think. As always all the credit goes to the writer of the actual stories/tv shows/ whatever and then to you guys next of course. I accept only what credit I'm given by you. They are your ideas. I'm just trying to help you out with them. :)
What team are you? hmmm Fax and Switzerland for those of you who know what that means...
Likes: hotwings and hot guys
Dislikes: rude snobby girls and boys
Least fave characters? Brigid and more I'm sure I just can't think of any...
Bands or singers? Three Days Grace, Six: A.M, Stone Sour, Rise Against, Kiss, Bon Jovi, Jason Aldean, Carrie Underwood, The Band Perry, basically rock and country, I like a few pop stars and their songs
T.V. shows? Fringe, 24 so sad that it has gone off, House, Survivor, Ghost Whisperer also gone, American Pickers, American Chopper and Senior vs. Junior
Eye color: green in the middle but blue around the edges (contacts do that incase you didn't know)
Hair color: blonde with brown streaks
Skin tone: tannnnnnneeeeddddd/ white girl
Grade: Junior in college
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look".
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
Anyway for those who are curious I love reading and have a suggestion of books for you guys to read.
Join the dark side, Mwuhahahaha!!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Max Ride Quotes!
"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang
"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride
"Yes! Freaks RULE!" Fang
"Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
"I look like prep school Barbie." Nudge looked at me. "Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." Nudge
"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." Gasman
"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." Fang
"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much."
"Oh, jeez." Max and Fang
"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." Fnick
"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." Max
"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy
"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." Iggy
"Fang? Are you - like Max?"
"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." Fang
"Oh yeah, 'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." Max
"'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said, understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment
"Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4
"The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang
I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back. And then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4
MORE QOUTE TIME!!!
"If you're gonna be two faced at least make one of them pretty."
"What is today but yesterdays tomorrow?"
"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"Ow something bit me!!!" Forest Gump again
"The only thing we have to fear is, fear itself."
"Ask not what your country can do for you. But what you can do for your country."
"Doctors say I have a multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
"A good girl is a bad girl who hasn't been caught."
"Flying is simple, just throw yourself at the floor and miss."
"I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly." Edward Cullen
"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." Bella
"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no ideal what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max StWaOES
Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes." Max and Jeb StWaOES
"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Total to Max in Max.
"What's your name?"
"Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." Angel answering Steve in Max.
"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." Max in Max
"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." Iggy in the AE
"I vill now destroy de Snickhuhs bahs!" Gazzy to Ter Borchet
"If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?" -Jeff Dunham
"She should call you FEMA." "What does that mean?" "Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results." -Walter and Jeff Dunham
"How long have you been married? "47 years." "Wow, that's amazing!" "Yeah, that old bitch'll never die." -Walter and Jeff Dunham
"A swatch." "A swatch?" "Yeah, it was a watch some company in Switzerland made, so they called it a swatch." "Good thing they weren't in Croatia." -Jeff Dunham and Walter
"Silence! I kill you!" -Achmed
"God Damnit! Oh! Oh! I mean Allah Damnit." -Achmed
"I need some ligaments!" -Achmed
"Jefafa DunHAM Dot Com!" -Penut
"The weirdest part is, he'd like to kill me, but he can't, because that would be a form of suicide." -Penut
"Bird seed! They gave us BIRD SEED!!!" Nudge
QUESTIONS TO MAKE YOU THINK...
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
"THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
"That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me, children, for I have attempted this many times before."
"I'm a ninja."
"No you're not."
"Did you see that?
You knew it was coming! Friend vs Best Friend Time!
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, loser, run!
We’re always together, we’re one of a kind, 3 words describe us - 'partners in crime'.
Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it.
You can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to look out for, because they're the ones who will always do something stupid.
I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
"Violence is not the answer. It's the question. The answer is YES."
I am God's child (John 1:12)
If you HATE when people don't use correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation, copy and paste this into your profile.
"Game over man game over!" Alien the movie
Book suggestions for you all!
1. Maximum Ride: by James Patterson
2. Chronicles of Ancient Darkness: by Michele Paver
3. White Fang: by Jack London
4. The Inheritance Cycle: by Christopher Paloani
5. Where the Red Fern Grows
6. Call of the Wild: by Jack London
7. Lord of the Flies
8. Twilight of course by Stephanie Meyer
9. Warriors: by Erin Hunter
10. Seekers: by Erin Hunter
11. Julies Wolf Pack
12. Julie of the Wolves
13. A Time To Kill: John Grisham (for you older kids)
14. Shiver and Linger by some woman whose name starts with an M.
If you have any questions or suggestions for something to read (im incredibly bored at school) email me!