apocalypse penguin
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Joined 12-06-09, id: 2169871, Profile Updated: 09-01-11
Author has written 1 story for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Bones.

I love the idea of Fanfiction. You get to write about characters you know, and if you're unsatisfied with a decision, you can write it the way you always wanted it to end. Other things I like are music (mostly playing by ear, in a group, and I've actually dabbled at composing; I have a new Youtube channel at http://www.youtube.com/user/ApocalypsePenguin?feature=mhum), reading, art, and altering photos, though I don't use this power for evil.

My favorite shows are Buffy, Angel, Castle, Bones, Dollhouse, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (if you are led to laugh, just try it), Avatar: The Last Airbender,and Firefly

Favorite books: Harry Potter, The Icemark Chronicles, Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl, and Movies in Fifteen Minutes

I love well-written villains and deadpan snarkers, like Shego, Azula, Mai, and Raven from TT.

Random quotes:

“You're not doing anyone any favors if you withhold your talents from the world.”
"No f--ing green m&m's! I SAID NO F--ING GREEN M&M'S!!
--Idina Menzel --

"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again."
--Review of The Wizard of Oz movie

"Being horny doesn't make you mature, but it does make babies."
--IMDb user

"When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head."

"The problem with America is stupidity. Now, I'm not saying stupidity ought to be a capital crime, but why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself?"

"They bothered me. I bothered them back. It was self defense."
--Snape, PPP

The Hell in the Sun reviews
Brennan, Booth, and Zack travel West to investigate the murders of dozens of teenage girls. They aren't quite sure what to expect, but certainly not archaic weapons, a city-wide evacuation, and a blond with attitude. Recommended for Joss Whedon fans
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,159 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete