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Joined 12-06-09, id: 2169898, Profile Updated: 12-21-12
Author has written 3 stories for A Nightmare on Elm Street, Edward Scissorhands, IT, and Twilight.

Hello all, my name is Jade... well... my author name is Jade Marie... I would like to keep my real name private, if you don't mind.

I have hazel eyes, black hair (naturally dark brown), and I am 5 ft 9.

My friends could describe me as very friendly. Most of the time, I am very pessimistic, because when I am optimistic, things don't turn out too great.

I have lots of love to give, and I can get along with anyone who is... (trying to restrain from saying nice)... kind to me, and doesn't treat me like a weirdo.

I mean, I am weird, but I don't want to be known as the weirdo-freak.

Between my friends and I, we all act like complete idiots. Almost everyone I konw are idiots, actually. (The definition of idiot is deifferent with the many varieties of people in my highschool.)

My heart has taken too much strain lately...

I don't know how much more it can take...

It is just chugging along slowly and keeps going, no matter how much I just want it to stop.

My time is spent with writing and reading,

My thoughts are invaded with blood and death... very rarely are my thoughts full of bright bright things... though, I do try to look on the bright side as much as I can..

"And I've lost it all, fell today, it's all the same. I'm sorry, oh, I'm sorry, no. And I've been abused, I feel so used, because of you, I'm sorry oh, I'm sorry, no. I wish that I could I quit you. I wish I never missed you, and told you that I love you every time I fucked you. The future that we both drew, and all the shit we've been through. Obsessed with the thought of you, the pain just grew and grew. How could you do this to me? Look at what I made for you. There never was enough and this world is what I gave you. I used to be love struck, now I'm just fucked up. Pull up my sleeve and see the pattern of my cuts."

My Black Dahlia: Hollywood Undead

Emmett is the strongest,

Rose is the prettiest,

Edward is the smoothest,

Alice is the quirkiest,

Bella is the clumziest,

But only Jasper can sit in the corner and STILL make everyone jealous! XD

boy to girl: "why do you wear bras? I mean, there's nothing to hold up."

girl to boy: "why do you wear pants?"

If you are in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into your profile

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

The 10 Commandments I Live By

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile..

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour!Crazy is when you stare at your computer screan for 5 whole minutes and then burst out laughing and your parents look at you weird! Crazy is when you are on a sugar high, and you end up arguing with yourself/pets... and lose every time. Crazy is when your Skype pic is your own modified version of the Twilight cover. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile..

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you're white and nerdy, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

Cinderella walked on broken glass.
sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
pocahontas risked her life for a feast.
jasmine could have had anyone, instead she chose a poor man.
ariel walked on land.
--all for love and all for life--
it was all about blood, sweat, and tears..
love's about facing your biggest fears

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True Twilight by KatieCullen96 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella goes to Louisiana. there she meets Eric Northman. they fall in love. what happens when Edward wants Bella back. Who will she choose. BellaxEdward EricxBella possible SamxBella
Crossover - Twilight & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,215 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 10/27/2009
Twilight:Nightmare on Elm Street by brittergirl reviews
The Cullens face an evil from the dream world ALL HUMAN NOT VAMPIRE First Fanfiction please be nice
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,896 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/23/2009
To Expect the Unexpected by Kandakicksass reviews
PREVIOUSLY DRACO'S LITTLE SECRET. Heavily edited. Harry knew that letting the headmistress put an entirely too intoxicating veela Malfoy into his care was a bad idea. Too bad he wasn't good at listening, even to himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,584 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Caroline by Candytastic reviews
IT has found its new victim.
IT - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Complete
The Survivors by confessions.of.katijane reviews
At the end of the line, Bill & Beverly say goodbye.
IT - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
Forever Young by BeMyHeroSeverus reviews
What if Edward was complete the Inventor just wasn't ready to let him go yet. Could he still fit in, after all he isn't completly human, he will be young forever.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010
The Hunter by Jadiona reviews
A different Twilight, one where Bella isn't quite so innocent. She moves to Forks on a job, and already knows entirely too much about what the Cullen's are. They don't know what she is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,087 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
A Day and A Night by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Two men, different as day and night. One, she knows well, the other she wants to know better. Thrown together to solve two murders, both have vowed to keep her safe, but only one will keep that vow, the other may take her life. Dramione/Veela/Vampire fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 135,673 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Whatlef by Nyah reviews
Sookie isn't the only one left with dreams of Eric. Sookie, Lafayette, Eric. Finale insert. Dark
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Lafayette R.
Alice Cullen, Daughter of Apollo by Team Rosalie reviews
3 kids show up on the Cullens doorstep, looking for Alice. What discoveries will their visit bring? AnXP JXAli EmXR EdXB CXEs
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Alice - Complete
That's Something by Kandakicksass reviews
Heavily edited. PWP. Shigure corners Kyo in the middle of his trig homework, wanting to play, and there's no way Kyo can get out of this one.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Shigure S., Kyo S. - Complete
Creation Vs Consumption by lyra heart reviews
What would you do to save you and you're friends life? Would you help IT? And if you learn you had the power to save life as we know it, but you had to sacrifice something really precious,would you?
IT - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2008
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Edward reviews
It never snowed in this town. Not until I came down...
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Edward
IT reviews
Things are happening in Derry again. Bad things. No original characters used... Besides IT.
IT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011
A Forks Nightmare reviews
One, two, he's comin' for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, grab your crucifix. Seven, eight, better stay up late. Nine, ten... Never sleep again. Rated M for graphic descriptions
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011