Miralhide bio
 Author has written 23 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, True Blood, and Gilmore Girls. And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it. Roald Dahl 6/16/2020: "The Dead Man of Shreveport" has been removed from this site. My apologies to anyone in the middle of reading it. It may pop up again somewhere online but it needs a revision. 11/9/2020: I’ve worked in government for over 20 years. The past four years have been exhausting, disheartening, and more than anything else terrifying. I had hope that maybe we would dodge a bullet and then came 2020 and with it Coronavirus. Because of my job I’ve witnessed firsthand what happens when life and death decisions - such as who gets PPE, masks, and ventilators - are made based on political partisanship, cronyism, and hatred, not on survival. What my country has lived through has been surreal and evil in a way that even Stephen King described as beyond his imagination. It's unsurprising that my muse went into hiding. Maybe she'll come back now that I can breathe again. |
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Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,374 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 10/3/2020 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Suddenly I See by Imposters reviews
Darcy knows from his Second Sight that Elizabeth will one day be his wife. Of course, Elizabeth has no way of knowing his assurance is anything more than prideful conceit. Darcy's certainty will bring much uncertainty before it brings happiness to either.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,620 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 1/20/2019 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Smoky Dreams by LadyJaeza reviews
First two chapters (in one post) only! ***What if Darcy began to change his ways much sooner than in canon? What if he realized long before Hunsford that he had been mistaken about Miss Bennet's regard for his friend and his own advice? Can he untangle the problems he has created and change on his own, guided by his dreams? Or will he need all the help he can get?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 8/15/2018 - Complete
Taming of Elizabeth by Sushibear144 reviews
P&P meets The Taming of the Shrew. As the first born, Elizabeth Bennet, had no role model to guide her in controlling her temper. Now she has gained quite the reputation. Mr. Bennet had to go to extreme means to force his eldest to consider love, but with her history who would consider approaching her? First five chapters only—pulled for publishing under pseudonym Cinnamon Worth.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/5/2018 - Published: 7/8/2018 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Air That I Breathe by Summerbelle reviews
I know it's been done approximately a hundred times, but I had to do a post-AYITL story for myself. Rory has life-altering decisions to make. Her and Logan both will have to confront their short comings if they want to make this work, but are they willing to put in the effort?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,309 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 10/1/2018 - Published: 6/25/2017 - Rory G., Logan H.
Life at Pemberley by RegencyGirl17 reviews
A sequel to Pride and Prejudice covering the early years of the married life of Elizabeth and Fitzwilliam Darcy. True love, new life, and tragic loss will all come to play in shaping the future lives of the young family at Pemberley and those dear to them. (Now continued in "Sunshine and Shadows".)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,584 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 2/28/2018 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] [Kitty, Col. Fitzwilliam] - Complete
This Love Left A Permanent Mark by englishpetal reviews
This is a bad idea, she knows this is a bad idea. This would be opening a can of worms he wasn't sure could be sealed again. Rory and Logan pre, during and post AYITL.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,587 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 2/4/2017 - Rory G., Logan H.
Can't Turn Around Now by sportsnightnut reviews
The world is growing colder, and it's not just the weather. A Season 6 AU story.
Good Wife - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,211 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Alicia F., Will G.
A Real Yes by dreambeliever617 reviews
I managed to accidentally delete this story from the site, so I'm submitting it again. Of course, being me, I made a few edits and changes before doing so :) It's a brief, fluffy one-shot set in a post-S7 universe in which Rory hasn't yet accepted OR rejected Logan's S7 marriage proposal. Thank you so much for reading!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/23/2017 - Rory G., Logan H.
I Didn't Get On The Plane by MOPmom reviews
What was Logan doing in the years between Season 7 and the Revival? What on Earth is he thinking during the Revival? Logan POV. Multi-chapter
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,074 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
The talk(s) by Twister88 reviews
Ups, I had to write some more. No longer an one-shot. Missing scenes and unsaid stuff from the revival. Predictable ending, but it s about how we get there :)
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 5/5/2017 - Rory G., Logan H.
And Then He Smiled at Me by jersey935 reviews
Rory Hayden returns after four years of boarding school. AU Rogan
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 243,640 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Logan H., Rory G.
It's Never What You Expect by v0mitchild93 reviews
WARNING! MAJOR REVIVAL SPOILERS! Please don't read this unless you've seen all of Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life. Life following Rory's news at the end of the FALL episode.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,906 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Lorelai G., Rory G., Luke D., Logan H. - Complete
The Sweetest Devotion by brighterthansunshine28 reviews
Two words. Two words shouldn't be able to hold such meaning. Yet these two words hold all the meaning in the world. Huge, life-altering meaning.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/11/2016 - Lorelai G., Rory G., Logan H., Finn - Complete
Together While Apart by Mooncat99 reviews
How Logan and Rory deal with him in London. Rogan. Logan's POV.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 123,174 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Logan H., Rory G.
A Constant Love: A Pride & Prejudice Continuation by SophieTurner1805 reviews
For Elizabeth, the joy of her marriage and honeymoon are followed by the demands of becoming Mrs. Darcy, all while helping her shy new younger sister come out into society. Georgiana must deal with more suitors than she expected, when she fears nothing more than once again being persuaded to think she is in love with the wrong man.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,476 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 6/8/2013 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] Georgiana, Kitty
The Return by timunderwood9 reviews
When Bingley ignores Darcy and returns to Netherfield and Jane, Darcy decides he might marry for love himself, and Elizabeth tells Darcy what she really thinks of him.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,174 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Complete
Burning Love: Going Up In Flames by kbd1313 reviews
Elizabeth and Jane Bennet are coerced by their mother into participating in a reality show starring none other than William Darcy. Elizabeth's one goal is to be the first bachelorette to get kicked off the show. Will Mr. Darcy grant her wish or somehow convince her to stay? Elizabeth/ Darcy, Jane/ Bingley, Charlotte/ Fitzwilliam pairings. Beta'd by Ivy2010.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,192 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Charlotte, Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy, Col. Fitzwilliam - Complete
Somebody Else's Page by abc79-de reviews
Rory/Logan. Slightly AU. What if Logan managed to take a little less time off during his college career and made it through without overlapping Rory's years at Yale? She's about to start her first internship at the Stamford Gazette, just as it's being taken over by the Huntzbergers. Story title from a Modest Mouse song, called Missed the Boat. COMPLETE.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,740 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Young Emma by iambbq reviews
Emma prequel, opens with the night before Isabella and John's wedding...
Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 201,565 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 3/15/2011
Wholly Unconnected to Me by TuesdayMorning423 reviews
Dr. Bennet, Lady Catherine's personal physician, has brought his family to live in the shadow of Rosings park to benefit from the attentions of his patroness. Headstrong Elizabeth seems to thwart the great lady at every turn, but for the sake of Anne, Elizabeth is forgiven–until she refuses to turn her back on Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,425 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Paths not Taken by Spannersx reviews
AU since Will is still very much alive in my story. Revolves around Will and Alicia and their chaotic but endearing love life. There's some Grace, Tammy, Finn, Diane, Kalinda and Peter.
Good Wife - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,259 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Alicia F., Will G. - Complete
Learning to Breathe by starry19 reviews
'Jane squeezed her fingers. "Anxious to get going?" he murmured. "We're just lucky some idiot didn't sneak on board and disrupt proceedings. I hear the TSA really frowns on that sort of thing."'
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,032 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Tasting Sin by Leia1912 reviews
What's the most delicious thing you've ever seen? Poor Sookie's about to find out. Eric/Sookie fluff in the vein of the early SVM books: a lot of romance, comedy, action. Think of this as an alternate ending from Book 8 on. (CANON THROUGH BOOK 8; INCORPORATES IDEAS FROM LATER BOOKS, BUT NOT DEA.) COMPLETE!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 304,675 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Mentalist: Eyes Like The Sea by waterbaby134 reviews
Collaboration with the brilliant Donnamour1969. Fate, aided by Abbot, sends Jane back to South America in pursuit of an arms dealer. Lisbon, left behind in Texas, is kept in the dark when her partner falls off the grid again without a trace. Torn apart once more, this time the separation could be permanent. Rated T/M for violence and sensuality.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,343 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Art of Sanctuary by starry19 reviews
NOW COMPLETE "But now he had to choose - love or revenge? Darkness or light? Loyalty to his past or hope for his future? And with every moment that ticked by, someone got closer to making that decision for him, only they weren't faced with his options. All they had to work with was life or death."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,127 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Eric by DeeDeeINFJ reviews
A retelling of Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries from Eric's POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 234,850 - Reviews: 3451 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Starlight and Silent Nights by starry19 reviews
Now complete -"Unaccountably nervous, he took a deep, steadying breath, fingers wrapped around the steering wheel still. This was silly - he was going to be with Lisbon, for God's sake. It wasn't really a date - they were just two lonely people who were going to be slightly less alone tonight." Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,341 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Six Months by VioletHills reviews
A lot can happen in six months. For Will and Alicia, it just might mean time is finally on their side. Post 3.15.
Good Wife - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,957 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Alicia F., Will G. - Complete
Normal by VioletHills reviews
Will attends his first parent/teacher conference with Grace and Alicia.
Good Wife - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Alicia F., Will G. - Complete
Taking Charge by hardly loquacious reviews
How to woo a woman as stubborn as Teresa Lisbon once you finally manage to admit to yourself that you want to? Simple. Make her think she's the one doing the wooing. Written for hetbigbang.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,386 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Burning Down Atlanta by ZenKat22 reviews
"Damon" Elena repeated his name, in that uncanny way of hers in which you couldn't be sure whether it was a question, an exclamation, an admonishment or simply a statement. Picks up just after 'As I Lay Dying.' Assume possible spoilers. Ensemble piece.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,857 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Golden Gothic by RoseMac reviews
Determined to survive the Depression, Jason Stackhouse leaves his farm in Louisiana and heads for 1930s Hollywood, bringing his sister along for the ride. What will Hollywood's Golden Era hold for Sookie? AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 103,934 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Talking to the Moon by Sassyvampmama reviews
H N A contest enrty: Sookie, who now unwillingly belongs to another vampire, is speaking to the only connection she still has with Eric; the moon. What happens when you have no hope left? You become a fool who sits alone talking to the moon.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sookie - Complete
Thirteen Days by boogima reviews
Thirteen months, thirteen days, two people, one relationship. On an unparticular Monday, two people pass each other on the street. Where are they on that same day next month? And the month after that? Modern P&P
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
Facebook Friends by ophalynjt reviews
Five years later, Rory and Logan reconnect through Facebook. They have come across eachother's profiles and both have been contemplating for some time to make a friend request. What happens when one of them finally decides to take the leap?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,454 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Logan H., Rory G. - Complete
Sins of Omission by 7DeadlySinsContest reviews
Contest Entry: Prosecutor Eric Northman has some questions for his star witness, Sookie Stackhouse, in the murder trial of William H. Compton. Can she keep it together on the stand, or will sins overwhelm them both? AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Emma's Excellent Adventures in London by Katson reviews
Yes, it's contrived, but Emma and Mr. Knightley go to London!
Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,691 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 5,175 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
Rocking the Boat by Ebony10 reviews
Jane finds a surprising document on Lisbon's desk that leads to major changes. A fun, fluffy fic. Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Etiquette of Love by Mango Schmango reviews
Emma/Mr. Knightley. Mrs. Elton observes the newly married couple and realises that social etiquette and material possessions cannot compensate for love. Please Read and Review!
Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
One Night by justafan2111 reviews
This is AU Rogan.Rory and Logan meet for the first time when they are older.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,833 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
This Charming Man by SpyKid18 reviews
When a new kid arrives at Chilton Rory is more than happy to get the spotlight off of her. However, when their paths cross unexpectadly, Rory gets more than she bargained for. ROGAN. LAST CHAPTER!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,333 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Love and Other Accidents by paperclipz reviews
Done! A modern P and P. Darcy and Bingley are musicians trying to find material for their new album in a rural college town...where they meet the Bennet twins who are surviving college together. Lizzy's a photographer, and Jane's a med student.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,718 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
The Question of Consent by DJ Clawson reviews
Mr. Bingley goes to his trusted friend Darcy for advice, this time involving the engagement of his sister. A sequel to A Bit of Advice.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,482 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
A Bit of Advice by DJ Clawson reviews
Three days before his wedding, Bingley goes to the only man who can give him the advice he needs: the unfortunate Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,621 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Nothing A Good Friend Wouldn't Do by abc79-de reviews
Sequel to Keeping It Casual. Colin, Finn, Stephanie, and Jill take matters into their own hands when Rory and Logan can't seem to find common ground. . . Complete!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,537 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Taking a header or staying the course by Joy1 reviews
Logan wakes up from his first time with Rory with a whole lot of emotions he can't identify. So how is he going to make this work when he soon realizes Rory is just as unsure as he is. (Starts Angst but mainly Humor) COMPLETE
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,379 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Chagrin by Marilolo reviews
Emma Woodhouse, considered perfect by many, respected by all, and loved by her friends and father, has every reason to believe that she leads a most charming, vexatious-free life. The question is: can it last? My interpretation of Emma's teenage years.
Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,986 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004
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Inside the Monkey Habitat reviews
Blue blood by birth, she's middle class by choice. He's the heir to a publishing dynasty. They've loved each other since college but oy with the hang-ups. For him, it's family responsibilities; for her, it's feeling trapped. So they said goodbye. But how do you stop a love written in the stars? Post-AYITL. ROGAN. COMPLETE.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 168,835 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 3/8/2018 - Published: 1/27/2017 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Elijah the Prophet reviews
Elijah was a prophet and a miracle worker in ancient Israel. Stars Hollow doesn't have Elijah. Stars Hollow has Jess. Thank Goodness. Whatever would they do without him? Maybe take up kickboxing? Satire. DISCONTINUED
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2018 - Published: 10/20/2017
Written in the Stars reviews
"I wanna remember it all." Sitting on the gazebo, Dorothy knew her days in Kansas were coming to an end. She expected it to be as it had always been between them. He would wait patiently for her until he couldn't any longer. Then he'd prod her along, half-amused, half-frustrated. "Come on, Ace." Post-AYITL Rogan. COMPLETE.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/8/2017 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Rory G., Logan H.
I Am Not Your Autumn Moon reviews
ON HIATUS. A person would have to be crazy to love someone they feared, wouldn't they? Pre-Great Revelation, Brooklyn, NY. Late one night a telepathic bartender sees a man fly off the Verrazano Bridge. Dark. Some humor. AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,247 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Eric, Sookie
Sookehverse: Dead Victims Unit reviews
Sookehverse mashup. SVM/True Blood meets Law & Order. When Sookie goes missing, Area Five's investigator jumps into action. Of course, being Bill, he needs help. Lots of help. Co-authored by ZenKat22.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Bill
Sookehverse: Oh No! Vampire Bill! reviews
It's like the South Park skit when Kenny dies over and over only when William T. Compton dies, no one's ever sorry. Series of one-shots that can be read in any order.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,766 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bill - Complete
Hans von Hozel Verse: Kill Bill reviews
This is True Blood, S4, Ep 5 inspired. Also Momma2Leos inspired. Momma2Leos asked me to kill TB!Bill before the douchebag could make it across the cemetery to cockblock TB!ES.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Bill C. - Complete
Hans von Hozel Verse: Pam Eats Old White Men reviews
A fanfic writer is assigned to the field and slowly comes undone. Fortunately, Pam is there to help. Inspired by Hans von Hozel, but not a weekly challenges. Also inspired by blind rage.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Pam - Complete
My Fail: Kill Bill Mad Libs reviews
It's Do It Yourself Kill Bill. What do I mean? Just check it out and see.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Bill - Complete
Sookehverse: The Adventures of Derek Southman reviews
Everyone's favorite fanfic writers are at it again. Now they're writing original fiction. Uh-oh. WARNING: Highly Questionable Content. I mean it. Co-authored by SassyVampMama.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,714 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Eric, Pam - Complete
Return of the Stackhouse Six reviews
When Sookie decides to sell the family farm, her five siblings rush home to stop her. What's their plan? Why he's 6'4", gorgeous, and People's Sexiest Man Alive. Will it work? All Human mash-up of SVM and Elizabeth Cadell's "The Lark Shall Sing." Disney/South Park/Tracy & Hepburn
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 81 - Words: 233,830 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Be Your Own Viking reviews
Pre-Great Revelation and long before Fangtasia, Eric and Pam run a Tony Robbins-like self-empowerment seminar. All the gang's there, including new daytime man Charlie Shine. #WINNING! Snarky Sidekick Contest Promo Fic
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Eric, Pam - Complete
Sookehverse: The Addiction reviews
What are Pam and Amelia up to now? Angst-Fluff-Lemons. Sookehverse.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Pam, Sookie - Complete
My Fail: Deadbeat Club reviews
Drabbles. The fics that got away. The stuff that was not up to snuff. Inspiration fizzled. Evidence that when I'm not posting I'm not just sitting around eating bonbons with Eric. Why? Why not?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Complete
Song Fic: One of these Mornings reviews
Niall asks Eric to find his great grand-daughter, Sookie. Sookie, trying to silence the voices in her head, has become addicted to heroin. During his search, Eric realizes he's not the only one looking for the girl...and time is running out. AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,352 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Song Fic: The Weight reviews
After a lifetime spent together—her lifetime, who will be there for Eric when his lover is gone? Inspired by the Band's "The Weight."
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Eric, Hunter - Complete
Song Fic: Fairytale of New York reviews
They've built their dreams around each other…but when Sookie has to bail Eric out of jail on Christmas Eve, will those dreams come crashing down? Inspired by the Pogues' song "Fairytale of New York." Featuring Kirsty MacColl. Happy Christmas, baby! AH
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,333 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
My Fail: Ishtar reviews
The most unfunny Kill Bill ever. It's derivative, hackneyed, uninspired. Anything I base off True Blood seems to die a tortured death. Don't review it unless you have theories on why it's so bad. I'd advise you to not even read it. Alt Ending TBS3
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Bill C., Eric N. - Complete
Sins of Omission reviews
AH With the disappearance of a rival, Sookie comes under the scrutiny of the local police, including prosecutor, Eric Northman. Is she more than she appears?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Sookehverse: 15 on a Double reviews
Talk about old dogs and new tricks. What could a 28-year-old telepathic barmaid possibly teach a 1,000 year old Viking Vampire? In a word? STRATEGY. For the Sookie Teaches Eric Something New Weekly One-Shot Challenge.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Sookehverse: The Dead Couple reviews
The Compton/Hamby Household of Bon Temps just got a little bigger. Guess who's coming to dinner? For the Turn Someone We'd Never Expect Weekly One-Shot Challenge.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Andy, Bill - Complete
Sookehverse: Tissues reviews
Just how high-handed is Eric Northman? How far is he willing to go to teach an arrogant werewolf a life lesson in respecting one's elders? The answer may surprise you.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Eric N., Alcide H. - Complete
Sookehverse: Niall and Bill's Excellent Adventure reviews
Which vampire was Niall Brigant talking about at the end of "Dead and Gone"? Eric? Bill? For the first time ever, Niall opens up about the time spent searching for Sookie with Bill. Eric makes an appearance via cell.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Bill, Niall - Complete