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Joined 12-06-09, id: 2170001, Profile Updated: 05-16-12
Author has written 2 stories for Sherlock, and Homestuck.

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Collision by ice-evanesco reviews
When the high society world of Mycroft Holmes collides with the down-to-earth life of Greg Lestrade, thanks to Sherlock, they initially loathe each other. Then things change.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,423 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Does the Government Love the Detective Inspector? by lordsexington reviews
Greg has finally given up on his marriage and leaves his wife, will this bring him into the arms of the man he's been dreaming about for years? Will Mycroft finally admit his feelings for Greg? Why is Jim sleeping with Greg's wife? Read to find out.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,705 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Sherlock: Until Next Time by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
A step-by-step look at how Gregory Lestrade fell in love with Mycroft Holmes. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,908 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] - Complete
Get In The Car, Detective Inspector by Cowbelle reviews
Mycroft and Greg become friends after Sherlock starts showing up at crime scenes. Pre-John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Eyes Like a Dead Puppy by Jim in a Crown reviews
Jim Moriarty/Sebastian Moran: an exploration of their relationship and characters. Not set in relation to "The Reichenbach Fall," so no spoilers or anything. Not fluff, not quite angst. But with Moriarty, is there even a distinction?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,514 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
Sherlock: Trousers On Chairs by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
The seventh story in the "Impact" series. Mycroft has finally admitted that he has a problem, but that's only the beginning. Now he actually has to stay sober. Luckily he has Gregory to help. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Boy Do I Love Sweating by honezuki reviews
Just when Chell thinks she's free to wash her hands of Aperture, GLaDOS regurgitates the smelly human result of their final revenge straight into her lap. M for language now, also for more interesting sins in the future.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,458 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
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Between a Rock and a Weird Place reviews
Jade gets invited to spend the summer at Daves apartment, hilarious antics ensue. post scratch au, trolls and kids live amongst each other, because ships is why. slight amount of implied bro/dad WHOOPS this is so cracky it should collapse by now.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Jade H., Dave S.
Foxes reviews
after a plan gone right Mycroft and Anthea get drunk in her flat, and talk about feelings
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade