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Author has written 23 stories for Scrubs, Ouran High School Host Club, Merlin, Star Trek: 2009, Shakespeare, Series Of Unfortunate Events, From Eroica With Love, Matthew Reilly, Ironman, Sweeney Todd, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Big Bang Theory, Death Note, Witch Child, Fairy Tales, and Hobbit.

Hi, I'm OpiumPoppy, more commonly known as Ozzie-star.

My DA account: It even has a teensy bit of fan art.

Please review my stories if you like them, I promise to reply :) I'm also on AO3 under the same name (although I havent gotten round to uploading any stories yet).

Does anyone read these cause I have nothing to say...

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Primitive Liars by Nilahxapiel reviews
Light is a being of intellect, not of instinct; however, he may be starting to understand that the two are not mutually exclusive. While he struggles to define himself in an unjust world, a new Kira holds society - along with a couple other valuable things - hostage. (Omegaverse AU. L/Light, Matt/Mello/Near, and others.)
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 217,142 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Light Y., L, Near, Mello
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 15079 - Favs: 9,594 - Follows: 8,228 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
He's Mine! by HyperFox3176 reviews
spock and bones start the fight of the decade. this is pure crack, so just have fun!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - J. Kirk
This Is How I Disappear by TzviaAriella reviews
After an international tribunal condemns nineteen-year-old Light Yagami to death, the Kira Task Force must come to terms with the fallout of the case...and with Light's surprising last request. (major character death)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,940 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Light Y., L, Watari, Matsuda T. - Complete
Sunrise, Sunset by Wings of a Wolf reviews
After failing to retrieve Sasuke again, Naruto receives another of Akatsuki's friendly invitations to join them. Given very little choice, Naruto decided to go with them in hopes of gaining the power needed to bring Sasuke home. ItaNaru, yaoi. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,212 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Black and Red Roses by Yuuna Arashi reviews
Morinozuka Takashi, the wild host type of Ouran Hostobu, has hidden feelings for his kouhai, Fujioka Haruhi, who happens to be the natural host type of the club. Will it end happily once he confesses to her? Or will complications follow? Venture through the development of their relationship, as people try to separate them apart. [Complete] - SEQUEL IS UP!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,901 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6054 - Favs: 8,187 - Follows: 7,654 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sestina by Lyricoloratura reviews
In space, you need your friends. Jim's been taken hostage, the Enterprise is threatened in enemy territory, and the crew must risk everything to try to save their captain. Will everything be enough? Slow-building ensemble piece; not abandoned, I promise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 138,004 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, H. Sulu
Cellmate by BingeB reviews
Merlin is dead. No, really. He has just called the most powerful man in prison a prat. A prat he just happens to be cellmates with. Cue fireworks! *Prison!AU*
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,982 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A rather realistic dwarf by St.Alya reviews
In which Bofur trys not to scare Bilbo away with his bluntness and trys not to keep his feet on reality.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
A King that is not yet King by St.Alya reviews
His braids showed to whoever wanted to see that he was having a forbidden love affair. Kili's lack of braids concealed their resignation to family and duty.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Fragments by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Fragmented glimpses into fragmented lives. A collection of ficlets, short stories, and one-shots. -Updated! "It's not much fun, is it? Being stuffed inside these blasted boxes all of the time." SebaCiel.-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 72,191 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Things That Merlin Isn't Allowed To Do by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,205 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
The Devil in Devon by Deklava reviews
Sequel to "Promise to the Living". Sherlock, John, Mycroft, and Lestrade investigate the devil's reappearance in Devon County after 160 years. What they find out places their lives- and John and Mycroft's relationship- in jeopardy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,571 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
YOU CAN'T TEST THIRTEEN! by plannedbyReaperLight reviews
L puts Light under hypnosis during the Yotsuba arc trying to get at the gaps in his memories and comes to an unsettling conclusion. Implied L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Biological Imperative by LulaMadison reviews
A Norsekink fill: When Odin took Loki from the temple he didn't realise he was taking the Jotun queen, the one who is supposed to breed the next generation of Jotun warriors by laying hundreds of eggs at a time. When Loki comes of age he decides Stark Tower is an ideal place for a nest, and the Avengers would make perfect drones. Slash & more.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Crush by shadowglove reviews
There were many things Mindy Macready had yet to master handling when it came to "normal" life issues...Todd Hayne's crush on Hit-Girl being one of them. One Year Post Movie
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Todd H./Ass Kicker, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Bed of Roses: MI6 by Azaelea reviews
Just when Sherlock and John are falling back into the old routine after being kidnapped, chased and almost killed, several surprises turn up at their door and once again, events spin out of control - with one difference. This time, they're MI6.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 91,524 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
How Loki Almost Stole Christmas by loki-dokey reviews
Thor experiences his first Christmas, aiding Steve in his quest to decorate the Avengers Tower. Cooking Christmas Dinner proves a challenge until Coulson reveals a skill no one knew he had. Fury has a run-in with a Christmas hat. Loki plots to kill Santa.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,580 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Dragons Prey by ajj7sunhawk reviews
Aang's draining of the FireLord's power had unexpected results. Zuko strive to contain the fire within, searches for his sacrifice. Sokka tries to find a place in a world of benders. Warning PLOT, Angst, BDSM, Slave, rated M for reason. I own nuts
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,992 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Give Me Life by Lyowyn reviews
Slash, Harry becomes aware that he might just fancy his potions professor at roughly the same time that Severus decides he has a thing for one of his students. Possible fluff, lots of tension, rating likely to increase. PotterSnape,with some BlackLupin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,588 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Garter by Pandora.Writing reviews
Sequel to Strange Bedfellows. Chell finds that getting a small town to accept her technophiliac obsession with GLaDOS is much harder than it looks when the android comes to collect an Aperture Science souvenir that has been stolen from her.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 118,650 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Learning the Rules by Reiya Wakayama reviews
AU, slash, A/M, When someone new comes to court, it's up to some of the more seasoned people in Camelot's court to take them aside and explain a few rules...about Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
These Old Bones by Pandora.Writing reviews
GLaDOS begs an elderly Chell to see reason. Forever is a long time to live, and she doesn't want to live it alone. A fic for Valentine's Day. Warning: Contains so much fluff that some subjects may experience static cling.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 3021 - Favs: 2,472 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Shadow King and the Dark Prince by schlorp reviews
Tragedy strikes in the Nekozawa household and Umehito finds his world tumbling into a deeper darkness than he thought possible. Can an unexpected person show him that it's okay for everyone to be a little afraid of the dark?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,510 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Kyōya O., U. Nekozawa
Four Little Words by UnderxGravity reviews
When he can't figure out how to proceed in his relationship, Sheldon goes to Leonard for help. Enjoy! Sheldon/Amy fic. Will be three chapters long!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Facade by NellieTodd reviews
A Songfic based on the song by Disturbed. When Nellie begins to show signs of abuse, Toby is the only one who can rescue her from her husband.Rated T; Warning; abuse!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Eleanor L., Tobias R. - Complete
Whatever Works by Concupiscence66 reviews
A visit from Leonard's mom takes an unexpected turn and the effects are far-reaching. Ultimately a slash between Sheldon and Leonard but the first chapter is just Sheldon and Beverly.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,140 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by Pandora.Writing reviews
When Black Mesa infiltrates Aperture and tears GLaDOS apart, Chell is forced to work and live with the volatile AI who has placed herself in an android body. They embark on a tentative relationship under the watchful eye of Doug Rattmann.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,489 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Hidden Dagger and Bladed Fist by BlueBastard reviews
Trapped in the past, Desmond finds out first hand why both Altair and Ezio are Master Assassins. They, on the other hand, find Desmond irresistable, much to Desmond's dismay. Desmond/Altair/Ezio M/M/M SLASH
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Desmond M., Altaïr
Beautiful Disaster by Dlvvanzor reviews
When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 117,349 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Alternative Gods by Le KING reviews
NPA's Light Yagami grows obsessed with catching L, a hacker. To justify L's remarkable skill, Light imagines L is an AI and falls in love with the idea. Too bad L actually turns out to be an AI with some feelings for Light of his own. Cyberpunk LightxL AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,340 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Light Y., L
The BreakUp by Concupiscence66 reviews
Leonard and Sheldon aren't a couple, they're just roommates, so they can't break up. Only Leonard is stupid enough to buy that one. Written for a prompt for an asexual Sheldon dealing with a break-up with Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
Intermediate Imprinting by starry-nights88 reviews
ON INDEFINITE HIATUS! With his imprint finally accepted by the one he imprinted on, Jacob Black is looking forward to getting to know his once rival and progressing their still fragile relationship. Basic Imprinting sequel
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,053 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Edward, Jacob
All These Words Are Underlined by Melfice reviews
College AU. There is something about the guys that Shaun dates that sets Desmond's teeth on edge. Jealousy is a pretty good bet. ShaunxDesmond.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,537 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. When Arthur gets slipped a potion by yet another magical woman who got passed Camelot's castle lax security, Merlin quickly realizes that people in the castle believe he has much more sway over Arthur and his temper tantrums then he really does.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 163 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Giving Professor Snape A Dose Of His Own Potion by rosai-gryffindor reviews
Someone has slipped Professor Snape a Love Potion, but for whom? And it isn't necessarily a girl...The Gryffindors are fed up with Snape treating them badly and decide to teach him a lesson. But what happens when their crazy plan spirals out of control?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,164 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Mishap by Princess Procrastination reviews
Aww what a cute ferret!" Then scooping Draco up carried him to the Gryffindor commonroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,976 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Flour Baby by Dlvvanzor reviews
Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Truth Be Told by Lyricoloratura reviews
When they were obliged to take their host's truth serum, neither Jim nor Spock had considered what kind of "truth" they might reveal to one another - or to themselves.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,514 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Watching You by Keelywolfe reviews
Summary: Set during the 2007 movie, after Sam has purchased his car but before he knows exactly what he's gotten into. Strange things are happening in Sam's life. As per normal. Sam/Bumblebee
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,585 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Once Upon a Sleepless Night by Daaro Moltor reviews
Voldemort has figured out a new way to cheat death; somehow he has managed to manifest himself inside of Harry Potter's head. Harry is on the verge of jumping from the Astronomy tower when Hermione figures out that all they might need is a pureblood...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 76,851 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Between Wind and Water by Rex Luscus reviews
Norrington needs a quick solution to the Jack Sparrow problem, and Jack discovers that the Caribbean he once knew is gone. The deal they make could solve both their troubles, or it might be the worst mistake of their lives. Jack/Norrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,295 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Tony's Choice by Chapin CSI reviews
Being Iron Man isn't as glamorous as he expected it to be, so Tony takes some drastic measures. Part 3: Rhodey's getting nervous; after 3 days, Tony still doesn't want to go back to the 21st century. Can a Pepper Potts look-a-like help?
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Communication by Concupiscence66 reviews
Raj and Penny find themselves alone with no liquor and only one way to communicate.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Penny, Rajesh K. - Complete
Call it 'Destiny' by mrsgeorgeweasley48 reviews
Modern AU. Merlin is roped into doing a talk show with none-other than Arthur Pendragon, son of famous businessman Uther. Of course, they despise each other and argue non-stop until they realise that they're just a little bit in love with each other.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,579 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Number You Have Dialed by Keelywolfe reviews
Much to Sam's dismay, college is actually boring. It's a good thing Bumblebee is his boyfriend...er...kind of. Bumblebee/Sam Witwicky
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Artistic Impression by BingeB reviews
In which Merlin is an awkward and clumsy art student, and Arthur is his nude model. One-shot. SLASH!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
When You Can't Get The Staff by BingeB reviews
All Arthur wants is to buy a bloody drink. But Merlin Emrys, officially the worst shop assistant in the world, seems to be doing everything in his power to stop him from doing just that. And Arthur is not amused. One-shot. Slash!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Aftermath Before The After by hidingfromsomeone reviews
In the hours, days, and weeks following the final battle, can one tentative relationship emerge from the ashes? A Ron/ Hermione one shot, prequel, canonish type of story. NC-17 please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,119 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Improbability by Neomeneomine reviews
AU off the Hitchhiker's Guide. Cadet Kirk, while trying to create a machine capable of generating an infinite improbability field, accidentally makes a sentient machine instead, a machine calling himself 'Spock'. What does one do with an android? slow!K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,131 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Squire of Eros by Aldora89 reviews
An old nemesis pays a social call to the Enterprise just in time for the annual Valentine's Day party. But when the holiday-inspired antics turn dangerous, Jim is forced to confront his long-evaded desires regarding his first officer.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,962 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Cupid Didn't Count On Lingerie by Lassroyale reviews
Modern Day AU: When Gwaine has to be out of town for Valentine's Day for his job, Merlin is inclined to forswear the whole bloody holiday. However, he gets an interesting surprise when he gets home.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Merlin, Gwaine] [Arthur, Percival] - Complete
Their Temptation by Sock Fiend reviews
JD and Dr. Cox are both stuck working overtime on Valentine's Day. But when one of them confesses to a hunger that must be satisfied, things take a turn for the unexpected. JDOX Warning: Lemon
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2011 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
Forget It! by Addicted to Dreams reviews
/"Hold it!" Light yelled. "I'm not yours, L you shouldn't provoke her even if it's for fun, and if anything I would be on top!" /After being labeled "gay" L and Light have to go to America to accept an award for stopping Kyosuke Higuchi, aka Kira. LxL MxM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,243 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Forty Three Days by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock doesn't have sex on a case. This one lasts six weeks, or forty-three days to be exact. UST abound!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Teaching Sherlock A Lesson by Jennistar1 reviews
John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Higher Geometry by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The Unspeakables have invented a device that slows down time, sort of. During its testing in the Department of Mysteries, Harry and Draco accidentally set it off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,102 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Burn the Heart Out of You by Jennistar1 reviews
SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL EPISODE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Sherlock has not backed off. Moriarty follows through on his threat.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,917 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
More Lovely and More Temperate by Saucery reviews
Arthur is under the influence of a sex-changing curse... Or is it a blessing in disguise? Arthur/Merlin with a side-dish of bodice/petticoat! Enjoy!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,288 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Songs of an by MirrorFlower and DarkWind reviews
Negotiations with a new planet turn into a party and Jim gets drunk and is forced to sing. What will he sing and what will the results be? Pure crack fic
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 98,226 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Promises Made on Wands by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry has to keep asking Draco Malfoy for help, and in return, Draco asks only for the smallest of payments: a promise. A promise made on wands. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,535 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A habit by pumpie2 reviews
After a fight John goes missing. Sherlock must pick up the pieces when John worst habit picks up again. eventual SLASH. First time fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,258 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Baby Mama Drama by Stars-and-Stones reviews
Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,325 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mid–Life Crisis by George Stark II reviews
House/Wilson slash. Wilson's confusion over his feelings for his best friend lead him to desperate measures that begin to interfere with not just his own life, but the lives of those around him as well. Rated M for Mature.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,237 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
A Course of Action Not Recommended by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Full title: A Course of Action Not Recommended in the Auror Manual. Minister Malfoy has to be reminded that, although he has political power, he does not have power over everything. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lean on Me by ackeberlynn reviews
Jim Kirk is given a chance to change the past. But when he fails his most important mission, it is up to his crew to pick up the pieces. A story of love, loss, and the power of true friendship. Rated T only to be safe. Complete!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,215 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Light Follows After by frozenpixie reviews
Higuchi dies, and Light doesn't regain his memories. Case closed, L offers to take Light along to investigate with him on a new case. AU after Anime episode 24. L/Light fluff within, and fun cameos from the Wammy's House crew. SEQUEL UP.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,598 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Deceptions by SilverEyesWolf reviews
Sherlock gets an idea to put his brother off of his trail. He and Watson are going to pretend to be a couple. Eventual Sherlock/Watson Rating may go up. First fic in this section!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,750 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dies Irae by Lomonaaeren reviews
Epilogue for Veela Struck. Startling news comes to Harry and Draco from Azkaban. HPDM slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,903 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hate This and I'll Love You by TheProblematique reviews
A contagion aboard the Enterprise brings everyone's true emotions to the surface, even those buried under layers of logic. Based on TOS episode "The Naked Time".
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Friday Night, Or: How Not To Hunt For Suspects by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go and hunt down a suspect. On a Friday night. In a gay club. Which John knows well…mild S/J but only mild.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Touchstone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Things would be easier for Draco if his memory worked like other people's. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unnatural by BlueLunacy7 reviews
2007 Movie-verse AU: The Cube gives life and some in Sector 7 want to play God. Eventual Sam/Bee. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,244 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
With Your Green Mantle by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco would like visions of Harry Potter to stop appearing in his rose garden, please. Especially since Harry Potter has been gone for seven years. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,543 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Going Soft by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sebastian hasn't always loved cats. -Pre SebaCiel.-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Love, Free as Air by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. Harry, trapped in his Animagus form, stumbles upon Draco and Snape, who are trapped in a decaying relationship. All three of them will have to become more human. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,884 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fancy by MycroftsAngelEyes reviews
The concept of liking someone else is not knew; but apparently it's hard to notice when you're emotionally reticent and have no social graces whatsoever. As a result of that when you find out someone fancies you Sherlock can't help but flounder.. One-shot
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Will Hold On Hoping by ZabellaCookie reviews
Whatever this is, Mycroft is convinced he caught it from his brother. Mestrade, aka Mycroft/Lestrade. MUMFORDVERSE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Kinesthetic Learners by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. A moment during a Quidditch game. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Being Selfish by Emmylou reviews
The explosion causes John to forget everything that came after being shot in Afghanistan. He becomes obsessed with trying to gain his memories back. The problem is that his mysterious flat-mate seems equally obsessed with making sure he doesn't. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,410 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
All I Crave by cupcake-999 reviews
This was written in answer to a prompt at sherlockbbc fic as I work on Double Trouble, the sequel to Double Date. This is fluffier.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Are Dating by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, onesided HPGW. Harry thinks he and Ginny are dating. Ginny, who doesn't want him, must send him back into the waiting arms of Draco. A story of love and Quidditch. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Be Careful What You Drink For by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, HPGW, oneshot. Harry drinks a potion that he hopes will show him his future. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Broken Man by katkin reviews
John Watson was, and is once again, a broken man.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,934 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - John W. - Complete
Worthless by Jomel10 reviews
John is hurt when Sherlock forgets to meet him again. What is their friendship worth? Meanwhile, Sherlock has a dramatic confrontation with Anderson, which will change everything. Can John help Sherlock recover? ADULT THEMES/RAPE WARNING. COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,000 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
RENAMED! Battle of the Brothers by MycroftsAngelEyes reviews
Mycroft has a plan to get them together... only he didn't count on one problem in his plan; himself! :D Please read, this is probably one of a few Mycroft/John fics in existence... it means it's rare... was MINE MY JOHN Now an actual fic! FINISHED... :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,023 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Conventional Wisdom by alwaysnight reviews
In which Mycroft bequeaths a gift unto Sherlock, and John finds it hard to keep his cool. Chapter three: Ambulances. John/Sherlock. Eventual slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Because Potter Is Allergic to Poppies by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,774 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Realised This Was Different by Jennistar1 reviews
...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/27/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 168 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The 3 Stages of Friendship by Jennistar1 reviews
Or: 3 ways Sherlock and John realised what friendship was. CHAPTER 3 UP. NOW FINISHED.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unpredictable by fengirl88 reviews
Sherlock wakes up with a strange bedfellow and finds that his brain is not working properly. Cue angst and confusion, amongst other things. Sherlock/John slash with Lestrade interruptions. Spoilers for series 1 episode 1.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Crew of USS Enterprise on SpaceBook by T'Key'la reviews
Complete nonsense. Inspired by "Hamlet on FaceBook." Google it. "Routine Things" is up. K/S. Nothing overt.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,743 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Final Game: continued by MycroftsAngelEyes reviews
What you don't see after the screen goes black! Please read! Sherlock/Watson hinting :D Sherlock's my favourite high-functioning sociopath people! :D Ummm... now complete?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,570 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Strange News from Another Star by Gater101 reviews
Part Three. Wherein Sherlock isn't really a sociopath, John reaches out and a trip to Edinburgh occurs.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,895 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Locked Cupboards by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Draco doesn't want to babysit Dudley Dursley because Potter is out of the country, and he especially doesn't want to hear what Dursley has to say to him. At first. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
Anomalies by Alone Dreaming reviews
Maybe the real anomaly wasn't that he, a man with no emotional attachment, cared about John Watson but rather, that he hadn't realized it until now. Spoilers for 1x03. Sister fic to "Easy Decisions" but can stand alone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This 'Caring' Lark by PrincessNala reviews
And that was the moment Sherlock mused that maybe this 'caring' lark wasn't such a bad thing after all. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Subtleties by 7percent reviews
SH/JW. The little details never get past Sherlock, no matter how strategic they may be.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Easy Decisions by Alone Dreaming reviews
He owed Sherlock a new phone. 1x03 spoilers. Officially dedicated now to rsf who caught my mistake.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/9/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Artificial Respiration by butterflye reviews
Apparently, it's hard to hit moving targets. What happens in the pool, and the aftermath. SPOILERS FOR "THE GREAT GAME". Holmes/Watson SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shockwave by Kesomon reviews
The immediate aftermath, John's POV. SPOILERS LIEK WOAH for the finale of S1Ep03 - The Great Game. You've been warned. (Now Archived to Ao3)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 326 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hush by Emerald Embers reviews
Having John Watson as a flatmate isn't quite a stroke of luck. One-sided Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Waking the Creature by Jennistar1 reviews
Spoilers for Blind Banker! Sometimes Sherlock needs a 'close-your-eyes' moment too...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Manacled by Paintastics reviews
Prompt: I want Holmes and Watson to somehow get manacled together and someone's thrown the key in the Thames. Rather that do something sensible, like sawing themselves free screw logic , they concede to spend life trapped together like that. Slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Topical by Gater101 reviews
Wherein John has lunch with his sister and Sherlock is the topic of conversation.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/3/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Come Here by ATemporarilyLostPhyz reviews
SEQUEL to Come-Hither. The gang ends up at Draco's villa. Adventures and explorations ensue, but amidst these and the hormones that thunder, it is ultimately a battle against time and Voldemort himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 179,386 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & The April Fool's Day Prank by transgressions reviews
When Ron sneaks Harry a dose of Amortentia, not even he was prepared for the consequences. Turns out, Amortentia works by whomever the victim first looks at. Just Harry's luck that it happens to be his hated nemesis, Professor Snape. Semi-HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,153 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/9/2008 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Timing Is Everything by MegKevin reviews
A series of one-shots, covering a wide variety of subjects, from comedy to angst, all with a dash of romance. Generally light-hearted. Appropriate warnings in chapters. Minor K/S, nothing TOO explicit. New chapter up!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Holmes Drabbles by Jennistar1 reviews
Drabbles inspired by random prompts or random insane thoughts...most of them Holmes/Watson...NEW DRABBLE - LOCK-PICKING!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Every Hug by TheProblematique reviews
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Ciel in a Box by Maiden of the Moon reviews
A song- in Sebastian's PoV- about his unusual method for carrying around his young master's corpse. -Parody lyrics to SNL's infamous digital short, "Dick in a Box." NOW WITH A MUSIC VIDEO!-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 4,749 - Follows: 5,128 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Five Times Holmes Visited Watson at 3am by Jennistar1 reviews
Five Times Holmes Visited Watson at 3am, and One Time Watson visited Holmes...I don't think Holmes is doing very well with Watson's absence...LAST CHAPTER NOW UP!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Will Be, Will Be by Kerchan reviews
Spock x Kirk A strange anomaly has somehow transported the older versions of Jim, Spock, and McCoy to the new time line where the young, new crew must now observe what could be their future.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,777 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sub by Kissing Walls reviews
The Master has a very important question. Oneshot, Doctor/Master established.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Merely an Affectation by Lyowyn reviews
A story in three parts about the trials and advantages of living with Sherlock Holmes. SLASH.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Objet d'Art by Vincerre reviews
Buzz collects antiques. Pre-TS3 Buzz/Woody. -Dear HockeyPuck: Congrats, you won!-
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Woody - Complete
Stepping Stones by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, HPGW het. Fourshot. Harry thought he might as well marry Ginny, since he couldn't fall in love with anyone at all. And then he fell in love with Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,939 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Growth by Annenburg reviews
Sequel to "Of Convenience". Entering a new chapter in life is difficult when you're single. As a pair? Let's just say Spock and Kirk are going to have their work cut out for them if this chapter's going to end the way they want it to. Contains MPREG.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,254 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Liability by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. Holmes finally pays attention to the stuff he does without thinking.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
5 Times Holmes 'Borrowed' Watson's Clothes by Jennistar1 reviews
Another 5 times fic because I adore them! Holmes is so naughty! Enjoy! Eventual slash...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Cards on the Table by Raven Aorla reviews
The Joker is still leaving his card at crime scenes, but someone else is leaving a King of Clubs. But when they've been foiled, there is a Two of Hearts and a Jack of Hearts. Not my characters. AU. Some 10/Master. Jack is Jack. Surprisingly light.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - 10th Doctor, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Offensive of Charm and Fire by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. In which arson is recast as romantic.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/14/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
A Town Called Sporks by Of Glorious Plumage reviews
Q: What if "Twilight" was rewritten with "Star Trek" characters? A: A lot of improvements. An AU of course. Here there be Kirk/Spock slash and eventual Twilight hating.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,947 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Like a Little Green Wagon by Penbrydd reviews
A short exploration of Spock's introduction to E. Don't mix Vulcans and MDMA, kids.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Price of Beauty by TheProblematique reviews
Had the price of beauty been blindness, I would have looked - Ralph Ellison
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/15/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Attention to Detail by Little Girl Geek reviews
Aang is out looking for food with Zuko and discovers that a little research can go a long way. Set right after Zuko joins the gaang. Hint of Zukaang fluff. If you squint.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Teacher's Pet by IceQueenRia reviews
Hermione is attacked by death eaters. She manages to escape by turning into her animagus form. She ends up becoming Snape's new pet. Unsure if he can be trusted she stays in her cat form and gets an inside look at what Snape is really like. SEQUEL TITLED 'TEACHER'S SURPRISE' by Ayanna88.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 76,916 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Grim Olympian Tales: Steal Me A Little Something by Felicity Dream reviews
Hermes is the Thief of Thieves. And he wants to steal Percy Jackson's heart. That is, if Percy would stop distracting him by asking him to prove he really can steal anything. Part of the Grim Tales one-shots, male Olympian style. Hercy -like chocolate!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 169 - Published: 4/1/2010 - [Hermes, Percy J.] - Complete
Hermione's Suicide by Leiria reviews
Hermione's shocking final action leaves everyone confused. Why did she do it? Why did she suddenly give up and end a temporary problem with a final solution? Harry, Ron, and Draco deal with the aftermath as they go into their 7th year at Hogwarts. AU h/d
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,564 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
EVEN TRADE by G.E Waldo reviews
Warnings: Non-con, blackmail, mentions of addictions, drugs, self-harm. NC-17! Adult! Summary: House becomes the object of someone's dangerous obsession, but it's Wilson's freedom that hangs in the balance.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,035 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
All Bets Off by Lassroyale reviews
When Arthur is tricked into a bet and loses, too late he realizes that he has just lost the most precious thing to him: Merlin
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,437 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - [Merlin, Arthur] Uther, OC - Complete
Let Me Believe a Death Note FanFic by anime-fan-willa reviews
Pairing: L X LIGHT. One day, while taking a bath, Light asks L which he would PREFER: if Light were Kira vs. if he weren't. L's answer surprises Light, and his actions may surprise you! Rated T for naughtyness and a couple swears. Enjoy! I TAKE REQUESTS!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Fail by Emerald-Leaves reviews
Ever have a day that's too good to be true? Harry has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Final Frontier by JulieGee reviews
Captain Pendragon commands the U.S.S. Excalibur. Morgana's his first officer, and Gwen's at tactical. Now the only question is whether the ship will survive Ensign Emrys! Mild implied Merlin/Arthur slash, but mainly humour!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,143 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Drunken Revelry by Miss Ziya reviews
Ezio was sulking because, like Leonardo, was drunk. Unlike Ezio, Leonardo made a very affectionate drunk - problem was, he wasn't sitting close enough to Ezio to focus on him. Ezio/Leonardo.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Deception by aewriteon reviews
When Captain Kirk is accidentally beamed to the surface of a hostile planet, it is up to Spock and the crew to retrieve him before it's too late.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Romance and Cigarettes on the High Sea by Lassroyale reviews
AU Arthur and Merlin are sailors who share cigarette and a moment, in the shade of the sails aboard the good ship Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Basic Imprinting by starry-nights88 reviews
Jacob only understood the basics of imprinting, but he finds himself getting a crash course on the subject when he imprints on someone totally unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,040 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Dreams are All There is for Us by Aislin30a reviews
“I'm sorry.” Jim traces the contours of Bones' face with the tips of his fingers, a feather light caress. “For hurting you. But I just can't do it. I can't do what you're asking of me. And I'm not sorry for that.” - Jim and Bones have a disagreement.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Black Tie by TheProblematique reviews
Spock is wearing a tuxedo without a tie. Where is it? Only Jim knows, and he's not telling.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Distractions From The Tasks At Hand by Kishire-Zangetsu reviews
AU. Even logical Vulcans can be distracted from the most arduous of tasks.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Fatherhood by Sakiku reviews
Snape and Harry have an unsettling conversation about their relationship and fatherhood and why male pregnacy is not supposed to work. An ever-growing collection of humorous one-shots targeting fanfiction cliches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,634 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The End of the Beginning by Penbrydd reviews
We know, from canon, that Aberforth Dumbledore blamed his brother, Albus, for their sister's death. We know that Gellert Grindelwald actually killed her. This is a glance at the duel that destroyed their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Jim Kirk's Very Important Mission by Skiefyer reviews
Jim Kirk had a mission. Jim Kirk had a very important mission. Jim Kirk had a mission so very important, he swore to those around him, that earth, no, the entire galaxy, would implode if said mission was not completed. The mission? To one-up Spock...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Briarwood Elf by Fitful by Fitful reviews
A mad dark wizard's curse hits Harry. Harry becomes very small in Snape's eyes. Snape is alive when he shouldn't be and just a little pissy. SLASH. HP/SS. slavery, not D/s but sorta teasing that way. HPB and DH compliant. This Story is now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,975 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Player Played by Penbrydd reviews
Jim Kirk is in love with his first officer, but everyone hits on Spock, except him. What happens when he's finally had enough of just watching?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
That Backrub Scene by TheProblematique reviews
Also known as the scene which conclusively proves that Kirk/Spock is canon. Rebooted and rewritten with much fluff for all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Mellow by Dorothy's-BloodRedShoesx reviews
Surprisingly, nobody welcomed the new-found maturity and unashamed change in Ralph. Oneshot.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
If You Give An Assassin by NoxiTheShadowSpinner reviews
READ IT Trust me.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Complete
The Sword of Damocles by manic-intent reviews
Altair x Malik, Ezio x Leonardo and permutations. AU, where Ezio does not miraculously recover in Roma.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,601 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Vulcans Don't Meow in public by Penbrydd reviews
Transporter fail! Spock has been turned into a cat!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spock, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Penpals by januaryfreeze92 reviews
Fill for the prompt "I'd really, really love a fic where Sulu and Chekov fall in love without seeing each other first." Needless to say, Pavel Chekov x Hikaru Sulu. Gentle Slash, angst, fluff. Gaila and Pavel friendship. Set during the Academy days.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,223 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
I'll Meet You There by Clumsy Giraffe reviews
50 K/S theme inspired, grammar defying sentences.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
How to Use Your Lips by CrayonQueen18 reviews
In which a thirteen year-old Lucius Malfoy ponders and explains the use of lips. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Lucius M., Sorting Hat - Complete
That Day Again by Canadian Belle reviews
Red has a breakdown, and Fletcher's freaked out. ...Not really slash, but could be pre-slash I guess?
Half Moon Investigations - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
A Broken Heart Still Beats by IceQueenRia reviews
Arthur and Morgana are best friends and both are gay. Morgana has a thing for Gwen whilst Arthur is drawn to Merlin and vows to have him in his bed. Morgana bets Arthur Merlin will never sleep with him and he's determined to prove her wrong. A/M M/G slash
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,617 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - [Arthur, Merlin] [Morgana, Gwen/Guinevere] - Complete
The Chase by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 134 - Published: 1/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Effected by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Desmond x Shaun. Romance, Drama, Angst. The more unpleasant side of the Bleeding Effect. "Shaun told himself he didn't care. Wasn't worried or concerned or almost out of his goddamn mind with the fear of what it could mean when he found Desmond collapsed in the hall."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 202 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Don't Know's On 3rd 5 & 1 by T'Key'la reviews
5 things Jim Kirk learned about Spock and 1 he already knew. Chapter 2 is up - 5 things Spock learned about Jim and 1 he already knew. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sea Air by Miss Ziya reviews
After the boat trip from Forli to Venice, Ezio thinks he may go mad from the forced proximity with Leonardo. Ezio/Leonardo slash. Short.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
The Feline Way by Silas Dark reviews
Spock is turned into a cat after visiting an alien planet! Featuring: Kitty!Spock! Rated for low to occasional minor language. Slow building Kirk/Spock. COMPLETE!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,333 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Bleeding Effect of Passion by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Ezio x Leonardo, Desmond x Shaun. Romance, Humour. Rated for sexytime situations. "You know, you're not quite as intolerable as I initially thought, and if you weren't averse to repeating this with say, no clothes for example, or in a bed, though the wall is good, I would be open to such a suggestion..."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Understanding by Miss Ziya reviews
In an effort to understand his friend better, Ezio steals a notebook from Leonardo.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
For you I will wake by TheProblematique reviews
Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
More Children on Board by Chapin CSI reviews
Slash. It’s Christmas time, and The Enterprise is taking thirty families from Terra 6 to their new home. Dr. McCoy wants the children to have the best Christmas ever, and so he enlists everybody’s help. Even Spock's.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
Accented by Sandshrew777 reviews
At first glance, it's a Russian accent. At second glance, it's a lot more than that, as Sulu learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
L Knew by RestartingInsanity reviews
L's subtle observations of Light made him realize just how dire the situation would become. L knew then that Light's greatest power was not the ability to kill but the ability to ensnare the enemy. L-centric. L/Light. Shounen-ai, One-shot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Three Days by Araven14 reviews
Light is given three days in which to find a reason to remain alive. If, at the end of three days, he has failed to do so, he will die. Sometimes, it is possible to look too hard and not see what's in front of you. L/Light slash.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,567 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
An Apple a Day by hyperRme reviews
...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,067 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Specifics of Vulcan Daemons by Tinoka reviews
Humans are always surprised to see that Spock's dæmon hasn't settled. Kirk/Spock slash
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Spock - Complete
Severed Ties by Alphabet Face reviews
Jim and Spock have been together for quite some time. But now something will get in the way. Will this destroy their relationship or bring them closer? Spirk Slash!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,527 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
7 Minutes in Heaven by januaryfreeze92 reviews
2 fills for the prompt 7 Minutes In Heaven. Sulu Chekov slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Spectacles by TheProblematique reviews
The Captain is wearing spectacles. There is likely a justified reason for him to be. I do not know that reason, yet I do not feel the desire for said knowledge is powerful enough to distract me from the fact that... the Captain is wearing spectacles.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Garden of the Hesperides by manic-intent reviews
Ezio x Altair Ezio takes a look inside the Apple.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Secrets Revealed by UchiHime reviews
Someone over hears that Harry is pregnant. Now the question is, who is the father? Ginny has some ideas. Parings listed inside, one-shot, crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kernals of Cunning by trainlindz reviews
It served him right. Sometimes Raj made the silliest of suggestions.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sheldon C., Rajesh K. - Complete
Tug by Emerald-Leaves reviews
Harry has an accident, and guess who has to look after him? Why none other than Severus Snape, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Cold by TheProblematique reviews
Spock is cold. Jim wants to help.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
When Your Vulcan Gets Cranky by Emerald-Leaves reviews
A young medical office is having trouble with his Vulcan officer. Luckily he finds something to help.: Just a piece of random fun with McCoy. Inspired by "Amok Time."
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/14/2009 - L. McCoy - Complete
Safety first by Benderine reviews
After this, Leela will never sneak in Fry and Bender's apartment at 3AM...EVER AGAIN. Fry/Bender or Fender slash
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bender R., P. Fry - Complete
The Heart of Magic by Alice I reviews
Something sinister has happened in Camelot and by all appearances, Merlin is at the heart of it. The young warlock must battle through a mysterious ailment and profound malaise to find an answer that lies beyond magic. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,926 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Accelerate by bohemian-rhapsodi reviews
Jim Kirk certainly should have known better than to drink the alien water, but when had simple logic stopped him before? The result: a most eventful shore leave. Shamelessly K/S, derived from TOS "Wink of an Eye", one-shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Stare at the Wall, Stare out the Window by Star-Child-Yeci reviews
One Shot / He sees them, they see him. His name's Arthur but everyone calls him "Boo". As he watches, the summers go by and the years end. Even though he hasn't been caught, he's still scared of Nathan. Boo's perspective of the first 7 Chapters of TKaMB.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Introvenient by Jaylee1 reviews
.... "He is your T’hy’la," he responds, and you feel your heart beat faster than it ever has.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Yellow Baseball Glove by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke. Romance, Humour, AU, Drabble-ish. Rated for occasional swearing. And then Naruto was around almost every day, and Itachi wondered if Sasuke knew that generally speaking, generally, two men who were 'just friends' probably oughtn't touch each other so much...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kiss the Boy by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sha la la la la la, ain't that sad? It makes the fangirls mad that he won't kiss the boy. -Parody lyrics to 'Kiss the Girl.' SebxCiel, spoilers through the end of the anime. NOW WITH A REPRISAL!-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
The Most Boring Mission by Gul Bricett reviews
The Enterprise is sent to explore an absolutely quiet and peaceful sector. The crew is slowly going crazy from boredom and looks for new hobbies and entertainments. Contains some dubious shenanigans, bare bottoms, and an novel reason for earning a medal.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
Empty Rhetoric by NorthernTrash-x reviews
L/Light. His no doubt empty rhetoric was cut off, by a finger placed over his mouth.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/25/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Optimus Prime User's Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Optimus Prime! Actual Optimus Prime not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Five and One: Things Not To Say In Shi'Kahr by Penbrydd reviews
Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Interplanetary Zombie Defense Guide by ally ally oxenfree reviews
There's nothing like the undead to bring a couple together...Established K&S, progresses to K/S. Rated for language and ZOMBIE VIOLENCE.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
A Man Cannot Control His Dreams by UnexpectedNudity reviews
Being re-edited. What if Harry had delved a little deeper into Snape's pensieve? What else is the infamous Potions Master seeking to hide from the Boy Who Lived? WARNING: Contains sexual situations of the slash variety. A little plot, mostly sexin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 41,172 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Not Now, Not Ever by JulieGee reviews
Merlin and Arthur discover their destiny through words and deeds. Arthur/Merlin. WARNING: Descriptive Violence, descriptive m/m sex, angst.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,825 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Fields That Make a Man by Penbrydd reviews
Kirk drags Spock to Iowa with him, on vacation. Spock comes to some uncomfortable realisations about himself and his captain. This is the beginning of an epic bromance. ONESHOT
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Pets and Poets by Chapin CSI reviews
Slash, J/S. Jim's shift is over, but Spock's is not. He still has a disciplinary problem to deal with, not to mention a pesky doctor McCoy...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Published: 10/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hearts of Three by KianSpo reviews
Sometimes two friends fall in love with the same man. Bones/Spock and Kirk/Spock. Sad.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Five and One: Spock Wins, Usually by Penbrydd reviews
For the crackmeme. Spock vs. Jim in TOS inevitably ends with Spock whupping the tar out of Jim. In the nu!verse, Jim gets one win. Sort of. In a way. It's like winning, but with more fail.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
5x Bones Picked Up the Pieces and 1x It Was Spock by Penbrydd reviews
Five times my title was too long for this site... Jim's a disaster area, and the whole of the Enterprise is aware of this fact. Good thing he's got two best friends to keep him out of trouble. Slightly disgusting. Contains much medical shenaniganery.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/22/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Chocolate Always Loves You Back by Tierfal reviews
Light Yagami is not having a good Valentine's Day. Between the new guy with the candy fetish, his partner, Matsuda, and the unsettling new case... the chocolate may be the only thing that loves him at all. Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,711 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Chocolate Comes in Colors? by nerdielady reviews
Spock doesn't know that all chocolate isn't brown.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
A Hero For Sale by Lady FoxFire reviews
What do you get when you mix slavery, aliens robots and miscommunications?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Kind of Awesome by Abby Ebon reviews
Challenge AU. Slash. One shot. When Ben and Gwen crash land on Earth, Gwen is less then amused that Ben imprints upon Kevin, a human.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
The Things We Do For Love by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke. Romance, Humour. Rated for some swearing. Drabble-ish. When Sasuke needed a place to stay, Naruto hadn't even hesitated in offering to share his place. But when he woke to Sasuke spooning him, he began to harbour some second thoughts over the situation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beautiful Goodbye by AccordingToMel reviews
But as of late, Arthur had been sinking into these moods more and more frequently. This had been going on for several weeks now. And it certainly had nothing to do with the fact that Merlin was dying. Except that it had everything to do with that fact.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 225 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blaise Knows by Lily McGlaughlin reviews
Blaise knows Harry better than anyone else, and because he knows, he isn't surprised. Sash. HP/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Brain Matter by Lanaea reviews
General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,023 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Vulcan Way by Chapin CSI reviews
Slash, Spock and Kirk. Spock knows all about Jim's flirting ways and wants to put a stop to them.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
5 things that were named after James T Kirk by Gul Bricett reviews
- and one that actually wasn't. Rated T for language and adult themes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Casual Fridays aboard the USS Enterprise by ally ally oxenfree reviews
...and the ensuing complications. "The only information I have gathered is that doctors do not wear their uniforms and headwear is not necessarily involved." Kirk without a shirt! Doctors out of uniform! Spock in leather pants! BonesUhura, S/K and plot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Simplicity of Skin by Penbrydd reviews
Crackmeme prompt: anonymouse asked for 'tummy love'. I dunno, it's short, and really nauseatingly fluffy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dr Pointy Ears by MissJesselle reviews
A new Starfleet regulation dictates that every First Officer functions also as a relationship counselor. Spock gets ready to answer all the anonymous requests for advice. Kirk/Spock, a little.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Spock - Complete
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
By Any Other Name by moogsthewriter reviews
Cultural miscommunications are annoying for everyone, but they’re almost always painful for Jim Kirk. AKA, Five times aliens mistook Kirk for someone or something else, and one time they didn’t.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Let the Pheromones Choose the Man by Penbrydd reviews
-Spock/Kirk- Spock is going through Pon Farr, but despite the best efforts of everyone he's offered, the blood fever is getting worse. Sarek and Bones must find a solution -- and that solution is ... Kirk?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Life in the Neutral Zone by EchoBravoTango reviews
An encounter on the edge of Romulan space forces Kirk and Spock to pilot the Enterprise alone for ten days. Trying to be as Star Trek faithful as possible, with some added....intrigue? Will be K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,130 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Grudging Acceptance by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk!Prime/nu!Spock- Velvet Blindfold asked for this pairing, with nachos. Bloody lunatic that I am, I have provided it. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Not You by Ultra-Geek reviews
A battle with Azula goes terribly wrong, and now Sokka will never be able to talk again. Not to mention that it’s all Zuko’s fault. No slash, just Sokka Zuko brotherly type bonding.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Drunken Lullabies by Penbrydd reviews
It's Scotty's birthday, and Spock is at the party by request. Havoc ensues when Bones lets on that Vulcans get drunk off of chocolate... -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Spock, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Desynchronisation, Reinitialising, Loading by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
It's rather hard to summarise what this fic actually is. One part parody, one part want-to-write-an-Assassin's-Creed-fic, and two parts my experience playing the game. Not to be taken seriously. I'm sure fellow AC gamers can relate...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Altaïr, Desmond M. - Complete
Contagious by Claddagh girl reviews
This is a one shot random fluff-fest with toilet humor, or, the one where Merlin and Arthur are horny and clueless. Plus some misguided intervention from Gaius.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Charming by Dlvvanzor reviews
Light and L debate Light's exact sexuality... while in bed. Not horribly graphic. Oneshot. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/2/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Tearful Departure by Mord-Sith Rahl reviews
A distraught Harry tearfully begs Severus to stay. Snarry. Drabble written for Severus Sighs group.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Good Times by Lanaea reviews
K/S, 'Home' side-story snippet. If Sex is Good Times, and Pon Farr is Sex, then logically, Pon Farr is...?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Saving Me by KageKitsune XXX reviews
At some point, whether they want one or not, everyone needs a hero. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shrinking the Gap by Alone Dreaming reviews
Spock attempts to reconcile himself with his human side while dealing with a most unusual physical malady. Kirk comes along for the ride. Non-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,924 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Button by p-sama7 reviews
If there was one part of the ship that saw the most action, it certainly wasn't the bridge. not so subtle Spock/Kirk, Sulu/Chekov, and Scotty/Bones.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
The Unidentified Admirer by The Inamorata reviews
A telepathic Ambassador on a foreign planet informs Kirk that, of the members of the landing party, one of them is in love with him. But who is it? ONESHOT. SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2009 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov - Complete
Chekov and the Chocolate Factory by The Inamorata reviews
Kirk has to sleep the whole night, Doctor's orders. But being the restless person he is, he finds himself in the canteen looking for something to eat. Instead, he gets a sweet surprise. Kirk/Chekov, nudity, excessive cuteness. ONESHOT
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2009 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
I Will Not Fight Between Classes by Little Green Voice reviews
As a matter of fact, I can charm anyone if I want to", Malfoy lowered his voice and a scary, challenging look appeared in his eyes. "Even you." HPDM, a detention, a challenge and some of that usual sexual tension .. do I need to say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Predator User Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Predator! Actual Predator not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Lemons by Maiden of the Moon reviews
L ponders the meaning behind the label of 'lemon.' And no, he doesn't mean the fruit. LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Robbers and Pregnant Boyfriends by Paylo27 and Grindell reviews
Saturday night robberies aren't really how Kevin wanted to spend his evening. Luckily he has the perfect plan to get out of there. slight Bevin
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Shoot for the Moon by Hari-Aisu reviews
As if it isn't enough that L seems to be the most unapproachable human being on Earth, to also add three psychotic successors trying to remake him completely? Now that is just cruel. Yet when there are no options left... L will take what he can get.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,986 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Under Wraps by Sugar Skulls reviews
Some things sweeten with age, and Willy Wonka rather likes teenage Charlie Bucket. A collection of Charlie/Willy drabbles. 2005 movie-verse.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/6/2009
No Turning Back by Keelywolfe reviews
A series of stories set during the show, beginning with 'The Boiling Rock. Zuko/Sokka, hints of Sokka/Suki.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,115 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
I Should Be Angry by Brat-Child3 reviews
L is waiting for Light to return home. The only problem is L's not even sure what he's doing there. He's been dead for two days, and not being able to eat sweets is really starting to annoy him. One-Shot, Yaoi, LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Strip Search by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
L does the unthinkable. L/Raito. L/Misa.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Cake Game by kokoronoitami reviews
Warning:M/M, graphic sex, abuse, violence & lang. Batman searches for a weapon hidden by Joker. After abducting him, he's forced to accept his aid, becoming aware of a disturbing truth. How long can he endure the game before losing himself? R&R COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,754 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Fanservice 101 by Dancing Nightmare reviews
The host club decides to cosplay as characters from a well-known shounen anime… and gets an unusual request. Oneshot, crossover.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Tamaki S., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Speech Therapy by GlassBomb reviews
They had nine minutes to live, and he still couldn't say it. Slash, involving Chazz, Jimmy, a deep freeze, humour, pneumonia, sex and chains.
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Chazz M. M., Jimmy M. - Complete
Oral Fixation by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“Must you ALWAYS have something in your mouth?” LxLIGHT DRABBLE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Repetitions by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Why haven't you aged?" LxLIGHT. BASED ON THE DOUJINSHI "GOD'S EYES."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
All Washed–Up by Tierfal reviews
Near can't stand the humidity, but maybe Florida has some redeeming qualities after all. Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Private Lessons by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“You’re trying to deep-throat a banana?” Mello paraphrased loudly, sounding simultaneously incredulous and stunned. “What’re you, gay?”
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/23/2008 - L, Near - Complete
DisLike by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sex, cigarettes, and strawberry jam. LxBBxLIGHT. AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2008 - L, BB - Complete
Overkill of a Musical Metaphor by Band8PGeek reviews
Duck Dodgers. Even if we are to believe that life and music are one and the same, for how long can this metaphor be sustained before the core of the story is overridden? Not very. Some Marv/Dodgers...uh...smut? Would you call it smut?
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Compensation by Melody Wilde reviews
On the voyage home, Anthony saved Todd's life, cared for him during his illness, and became his friend and more . Now, Anthony wants to find a way to stay with Todd. This has become an AU, exploring how this might change the events of the play/movie.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,396 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Sugar by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The brain uses sugar. Stupid people don’t use their brains. More sugar means sweeter. L needed sweets. Was it not, therefore, fairly obvious as to why L chose to kiss Matsuda? LxMATSUDA, LxLIGHT.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Blood–Red by Tierfal reviews
L Lawliet is a rising opera star with a transcendent voice. Light Yagami is the theater's handsome young sponsor. And who can tell whether the ghost lurking in the shadows is an angel or a monster? Light/L
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,148 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Of Lions and Lambs by Lanaea reviews
Edward takes Bella. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Confessions by Maiden of the Moon reviews
A bored L is a scary thing... Crackish fluff for LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/12/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Tug by VirtualDraconium reviews
Light wants to sleep. L wants to go and get cake. A small battle of tug of war ensues. LxLight. Probable OOC…
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Dawn of Remembered Time by Tierfal reviews
Light Yagami's metaphors were even worse when he was hungover and had just gotten laid. Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Don't Love the Demon by Dlvvanzor reviews
Nathanial muses about Bartimaeus. Light Nathanial/Bartimaeus. Oneshot.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Birthday Bumps by MiaoShou reviews
Birthday fic for L. Yaoi XD
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/31/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Basic Human Needs by Maiden of the Moon reviews
What’s more," L continued, wholly unfazed, "after deep consideration of all factors, I’ve concluded that there is a sixty eight percent chance that you would not only enjoy engaging in sexual intercourse with me, but that you would prefer me to Misa."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Definition of Pie by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Light’s attempt to improve L’s sugar filled diet backfires. Rather badly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by Lyowyn reviews
I thought I'd try my hand at drabbling, if I can use that as a verb. This will be HouseWilson slash,and sort of sucsessional. Mostly just a lot of back and forth dialog, but I think they're funny.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,215 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
Encounter with a Snake by hestiaA1 reviews
Very AU! For those who asked for more stories in the same universe as "Encounter with a Squid", this one is set a year earlier. How do Severus et al deal with Harry's emerging powers? Very mild CP; lots of manipulation of poor Severus by naughty Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,624 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mind Games by wild-filly reviews
REPOSTED! Finally back after unexpected deletion. Yagami Raito had considered many possibilities arising from using the Death Note, but being handcuffed to a certain sugar reliant insomniac, and all that this entailed, was not among them... Raito/L.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,067 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/21/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Oh my, Aphrodisiac Chocolate by clarex-ama reviews
Warning: These chocolates contain aphrodisiac potion! Consumed in large amounts can give the side effect of high sexual excitement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Sticky Encounter by clarex-ama reviews
Be careful with who you bump into, they might be covered in... glue?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Mom Does It by Koyu reviews
Tokio Hotel: Bill/Tom Kaulitz Bill has a hard time sleeping after a horror movie, so the only logical answer is to crawl in with his brother. Right? Warnings: Twincest, slash
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
A Peculiar Nuisance by 0oxymoronic0 reviews
James Norrington woke up, which is always a pleasant surprise, especially seeing as he was supposed to be dead. Sparrington long oneshot of doom.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,814 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Cash Cab Insanity by Hari-Aisu reviews
Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Ginger Bread by Nakimochiku reviews
L! how many times have i told you not to touch the cookies! Drabble, frilly pink aprons, LxRaito, enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Concerning Knives and Bats by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews
The Joker often wondered what was hidden under all that black Kevlar and latex. Slash! Joker/Batman introspective -Companion to Opposites Always Attract-
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Bee Notes by VirtualDraconium reviews
One day, whilst investigating, L and Light get into a conversation about bees, the vibration signal and how queenlike Kira is.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/13/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Dreams Come True by Heeroluva reviews
Just a little insight at the twisted inner workings of Mrs. Lovett. A bit dark.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Eleanor L., Benjamin B. - Complete
Beautiful Howl by Jiggy'N'FairPhili reviews
Slash. Fenrir/Remus. The night of the full moon, and neither thinks the other knows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Remus L., Fenrir G. - Complete
Ingenium Est Fas by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM preslash. Harry never expected to be invited to the reading of Lucius Malfoy's will. It all goes downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,017 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Indigestion, Expired Milk and Sasuke by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour. Rated for short limey type scene and swearing. "Of course!" Sasuke deadpanned. "I can totally understand how you could confuse nausea derived from consuming off dairy products for locking lips with someone you find attractive. Totally."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
11 Terror Behind The Iron Curtain by Margaret Price reviews
The Major gets an assignment he is certain is a veiled attempt by his superiors to get him killed. Eroica gets the chance to be a legitimate art appraiser. Full summary within. Eroica-Doctor Who crossover 5th Doctor
Crossover - Doctor Who & From Eroica With Love - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 95,939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - 5th Doctor - Complete
Desperate Rivals by SlightlyPsycho reviews
Light was finally about to get his wish and have L die. But then came lie detectors, mind games, an extra psycho New Kira appears, and wierd love/hate relationships. Warning: LXLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,293 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Educational Experience by Nilahxapiel reviews
Crack. Raito and Misa get it on. Ryuuzaki, who is chained to Raito at the time, has something to say about it. Quite a few things, actually.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/23/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
ORGASM!: The Mello Chronicles by Her Sweetness reviews
Wammy's. Thanks to a mysterious magician, Mello has gained an interesting power. But he's fast become a menace to the orphanage and Rodger just can't take it anymore... that's when L steps in. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Dedicated by Nilahxapiel reviews
Only Raito-kun would be so arrogant as to assume that L still loved him. LxRaitoxL. Post-Vol. 12.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Library Skills for Dobes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
True Elision by Ezan reviews
YAOI RaitoRyuzaki.Raito dies and becomes nothing. But the Shinigami need his soul,so they give him a second chance.They recreate his spirit and send him to a hellish trial where he must face his living nightmares.Intense romance comes late in fic
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 298,904 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Birthday Present by JadeDragoness reviews
Updated! Chapter 19! - Iruka's birthday is coming up in a few days and Naruto needs help finding him a birthday present, so he enlists the help of Sakura and Sasuke. KakaIru, & SasuNaru. [being revised]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,683 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Friend or Flame by Spotofpaint reviews
Light and L have escaped Japan and have started a new life in America. But their troubles are far from over. In this new land there are much more frightening things than mass murderers and death. After all, what could be more terrifying than feelings?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,350 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Birthday Surprise by Mord-Sith Rahl reviews
It is Harry’s birthday, and Severus is unable to make it to the party. Or is he? HPSS established relationship. SLASH! AU after OotP. For Shiva'sGirl's birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Memento Mori by Nilahxapiel reviews
Light is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he's Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. L/Light. Completed.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,557 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Scios Totalus of Legend by Elpin reviews
Snape finds Harry witnessing his humiliation in the pensive [in fifth year], but before he throws the boy out he uses a very old and mythical artefact to get his revenge, only it doesn't turn out quite the way he planned. Slash Not graphic before HP is 17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,168 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Salsa without the dip by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are partnered up in salsa class. NaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Day That Martha Jones Refuses to Acknowledge by Lady Yueh reviews
While you're here you may refer to me as your Lord and Master. God is also an appropriate title. But I refuse to answer to anything below the rank of Prince. Capiche? Day 2 in the 'Days That Never Were' series. LotTL Spoilers. House, M.D. Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Martha J. - Complete
A Rose is Arrows is Eros: A Comedic Tale of by tangledhair reviews
When an angel falls in love with Harry, Snape is forced to reveal his true feelings before this beautiful, perfect, idyllic being decides to stay for good. This proves easier said than done. Featuring: SociallyAwkward!Snape. Humor, romance, preslash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Flashbacks by Melody Wilde reviews
Charlie has an important birthday, but knows he has no hope of getting what he really wants.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Friend or Foe by Spotofpaint reviews
Light and L struggle with their desire to defeat the other, but also at the same time long to be friends. Their conflicted emotions make for a complicated storyline and sometimes can inspire both humor and drama. Contains very mild romance.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,054 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chronicles of the Deceased by wild-filly reviews
The requested 'sequel' to Mind Games! If you put two competitive, twisted, hopelessly paranoid and reluctantly affectionate geniuses in the same afterlife together, eternity truly doesn't stand a chance of normalcy. Slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,155 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 155 - Published: 7/4/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Examination by MyCrimsonDawn reviews
Elrond tries to explain something to a fiveyearold Estel, much to Legolas’ amusement. OneShot, Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
Chemical Reactions by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Chemistry gives Draco some ideas... HPDM, DMHP, slash, nonmagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The wonder that is maths class! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto has a problem involving Sasuke, and chooses to blame it on maths. And doodles. And Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spontaneous Lust Spells by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Draco's potion leaves Harry lusting him in the most inconvenient of times. HPDM slash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Piano Man by Tashaelizabeth reviews
House and Wilson meet. Wilson is 15, House is 25. There is slash. I hate to use the phrase, Don't like, don't read, but I want to be very clear here. Jailbait!Wilson inside.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/20/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Love Hearts by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides to give his team a packet of Love Hearts for Valentine's, each coded with a message of affection. SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pressure Valve by Tashaelizabeth reviews
Inspired by the Wilson should have a meltdown. conversations at various websites. Why that hasn't happened yet. SLASH
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
ADK2 Stealing Time by Margaret Price reviews
Jason Krystovan remembers a promise that he made to Dorian centuries before while he was a time traveler. The man he returns to finds in 21st century Earth is not the one he expects, nor is he where he expects. Eroica.Doctor Who crossover.of sorts
Crossover - Doctor Who & From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,264 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/4/2007 - 6th Doctor - Complete
Metaphorical blissbubble by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi uses the fact that Naruto talks at Sasuke and Sasuke tolerates it to persuade Sakura that the two boys have mansex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY by Angst Equinox reviews
Classified
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Neko by artemisgirl reviews
While struggling to fall asleep one night, L discovers just what Raito dreams about, changing his entire perception of the odd Yagami boy... RaitoL slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,195 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Bond DVD Extras by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Timelines, deleted scenes, articles related to Bond. In other words, nothing of interest, except to folks who have read Bond. Final addition: the healing circle in chapter 1112, from Lucius Malfoy's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,596 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kakashi voyeur by Quack says the T-shape reviews
While Sasuke and Naruto work out their frustrations and sexual tension, a certain masked sensei is hiding in a bush, camcorder in hand...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closet Voyeur Extraordinaire by Quack says the T-shape reviews
After Sakura hears Sasuke and Naruto doing... stuff in a closet, it isn't long before all of Konoha hears about it... Crackscented chaos ensues. NaruSasu. Slash. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 8,220 - Follows: 1,750 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hn by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Can Sasuke actually say anything else beside 'hn? One evening, the boy's lack of vocabulary begins to truly irritate his blonde friend... now a twoshot Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Human Interest by MadLori reviews
AU 1983: A reporter visits the small town of Farmingdale, Vermont, and is intrigued to learn about two men who run a ranch together outside of town...but when she meets them, the story she hopes to write takes on new significance.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,929 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Trial By Fire by Solain Rhyo reviews
In the depths of the subterranean temple, the woman and the predator come to the understanding that despite their differences, they both have the will of a warrior. AVP, Scar and Lex.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/19/2006
So Lonely Without Me by Caligryphy reviews
SnapeHarry slash. Two men, two rooms, a war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,181 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Hope is a Fragile Thing by Altaira reviews
One shot. Chris escapes from Wyatt's dungeons, but was seriously injured by one of Wyatt's demons. Will his frequently absent father Leo come when he calls, or will Chris be left to die?
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Elise R. - Complete
08 Espionage On Ice by Margaret Price reviews
The discovery of an alien craft buried in a glacier in Iceland triggers a race between UNIT, NATO and the KGB to see which agency can recover it first, even if it means killing to do so. This is a Doctor Who.Eroica crossover & sequel. 4th Doctor
Crossover - Doctor Who & From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/13/2005 - 4th Doctor - Complete
07 Do UNIT & NATO Spell Disaster? by Margaret Price reviews
The Major is assigned as contact person to cooperate with UNIT in the recovery of stolen items that are more than just art. This is a Doctor Who.Eroica Crossover story, but don't let that throw you! The Fourth Doctor
Crossover - Doctor Who & From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2005 - 4th Doctor - Complete
Shock & Surprise by Drummers reviews
When Sam Vimes finds out it's Lord Vetinari's birthday soon, he thinks something must be done. When Lord Vetinari finds he is drunk on his own birthday party, he thinks he must exploit the situation. A game of shocks commences. [Finished]
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2005
Welcome to My Romance by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Someone gets a little jealous when he finds the new Bad Luck music video hidden in his lover's backpack. . . but why? (YukiShuichi one-shot fluff)
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Complete
The enemy of my enemy by Tashilover reviews
What would've happen if that bomb at the pyramid exploded prematurely? BONUS CHAPTER!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Complete
Silver Bells, Snowglobe Hell by weasleys-wizards-wheezes reviews
COMPLETE - Slash - SSHP Snape and Potter get trapped together inside an enchanted snowglobe of Hogwarts during the holiday season. How will they make it out of there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,520 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Four in the Morning Visitors by Ithilien reviews
Legolas and Gimli make a middle-of-the-night, bedside visit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
How Frodo Got His Bow by LilyBaggins reviews
SLASH FrodoAragorn. A strange discourse on the evolution of hobbity undergarments, inspired by Frodo's string-tied undies in ROTK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Frodo B., Aragorn
Aragorn's Family Jools by LilyBaggins reviews
Slash FrodoAragorn. In response to a challenge to write a story in which Aragorn has a hole in his breeches. Silliness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Frodo B., Aragorn
Secrets and Shivers by LilyBaggins reviews
SLASH Purely humor. Frodo and Sam discuss Frodo's embarrassing secret penchant where men are concerned . . .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Night Pangs by LilyBaggins reviews
*SLASH* MPREG, complete. I'm joining my other MPREG-writing friends here. Frodo, pregnant with Faramir's child, suffers food cravings that only a hobbit could.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Frodo B., Faramir - Complete
Pledges by Amireal reviews
**COMPLETE** Screwed up spells, attacks on hogwarts, Potions Masters who dearly wish he had actual control over his life. SLASH HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,007 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Lalahahala Juice by JadeDragoness reviews
[Slash] Vimes has to deal with a Vetinari who is hyper, drugged, and horny. HUMOR FIC.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2002
Marvin's not quite so Completely Depressing Day by Spacefille reviews
Complete! Marvin needs to get lucky. :D This is something I have been kicking about for a few years now... and I wrote it purely for my own amusement. You, on the other hand, may find it a bit... frightening. *lol*
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/18/2001 - Complete
My name's Severus by Silverfox1 reviews
15yearold Draco Malfoy! 15yearold Severus Snape! Can Hogwarts cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,939 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/20/2001 - Published: 3/17/2001 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
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Where the Story Ends reviews
The Shire is gone and it's all his fault. Bilbo Baggins has nothing left in the world but nightmares, a tiny, orphaned hobbit child and the hope that the dwarrows he left in Erebor will be willing to take in a homeless burglar.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo B. - Complete
Unlucky for Some reviews
Haruhi becomes unsure about her feelings concerning the two prince-like figures in her life whilst the Shadow King becomes more and more certain. Warning people, this is slash or will be in later chapters between Kyouya and Nekozawa.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,977 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 12/20/2009 - U. Nekozawa, Kyōya O.
Little Red reviews
A rhyming take on Little Red Riding Hood. "'Granny, what on earth's THAT on your face' 'Dear, that's just my nose, okay' 'But, it's huge and it's furry and why is it grey'"
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Eyes like a Wolf reviews
or Diary of a Native American. Jaybird's thoughts on the new pale-skins and the girl with strange eyes.
Witch Child - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Complete
Man is an Island reviews
Ryuuk comtemplates the tiny insects that have come to mean so much to him - as far as sources of entertainment and apples go, at least.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Ryuk - Complete
French Toast and Thought Experiments reviews
It's Sheldon's obligation as a citizen of Earth to ensure the Homo Novus race developes to help and lead the inferior Homo Sapiens but even Sheldon can't do everything single-handedly. Who should he choose to give the honour of carrying his offspring?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Sheldon C. - Complete
Let's Get Retarded reviews
Or not, rather, in Sheldon's case. In which Leonard drags Sheldon to a club...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Sheldon C. - Complete
The Little Things Give You Away
Not angst so much as intense frustration on the Joker's part whilst thinking of his other half - Batman.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Joker - Complete
Indestructible reviews
Judge Tupin contemplates his life, turns out he rather likes it. Based on the song Indestructible by Disturbed
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Judge Turpin - Complete
Warbling briefly in the Rain
Merlin is NOT a night owl. He does NOT like to stay up late and if he has then the following morning does not look like it'll be good.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Love Like Winter reviews
Being REWRITTEN. Gaius looked up from the book to fix Merlin with a piercing stare "I think that a seductress has invaded your dreams."' Where Camelot's sorcerer is being 'vigorously pursued' and not all of his suitors are welcome.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,190 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Rejected reviews
What if the famous Tony Stark, CEO of Stark Industries, got rejected?
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Fireman's Hat
Alby is scared and in the dark but never alone. He has the famous Jack West Jr., callsign Huntsman to keep him safe. Onesided AlbyxJack
Matthew Reilly - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Complete
Imposter reviews
Where Arthur really hates the new servant he's got, he's just TOO perfect -OR- Where something has happened to Merlin and whatever it is Arthur just wants him to snap out of it.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Arthur - Complete
Not Quite a Majority reviews
Oneshot, Spock in a bit of a stressful situation. He's caught between a rock and a hard pl... well, actually, just two rocks. Or at least something that looks alot like one.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
5 Oneshots reviews
Five unrelated oneshots based on songs. Simples. XD
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Spoon reviews
Mini drabble story, poor Eroica never could catch Klaus XD
From Eroica With Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
Olaf reviews
Olaf thinks of his burning love for fire.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Count O. - Complete
Inside the Fire reviews
Nero inner-monologue about his family, 3rd person. Based on the song by Disturbed
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Nero - Complete
The End is Upon Me reviews
Fic based on what Hamlet's last thoughts may have been as his life came to it's End. "O, I die, Horatio....The rest is silence." Wasn't sure about genres, not angst though, he doesn't seem particulary sad...
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
Day Tripper reviews
Little oneshot but longer than a drabble, gen. Jim thinks he's all alone but is he really...?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/1/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I Feel Fine! reviews
Drabble oneshot. Kirk feels fine. XD
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Who Dunnit?
Dr. Cox has something to ask JD and why is Ted in Kelso's RV? Sorry for the summary, I tried.... and failed don't hurt me .
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Published: 12/10/2009 - John D./J.D., Janitor - Complete