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Joined 12-06-09, id: 2170104, Profile Updated: 10-08-11
Author has written 4 stories for Warriors.

Name: Alex

Age: 15

Sex: Maybe later (lol xD) Male

Fave Series: Warriors, Harry Potter, Twilight Saga, Underland Chronicles, Redwall, Mistmantle Chronicles(In no paticular order.)

Lives: Florida

Fave Music: Metal(Though I really like Rap Hip-Hop alot as well don't get me wrong.)

Fave Band: Tool

Currently Reading: DaVinci Code, Captain's Fury, The Bible

Well hello there Im glad you came to my...uh profile page. I know it's not to cozy here but feel free to browse my extensive collection of random things that I felt need to be said.

My focus on my main story has switched from Lightning to Warriorcats parody because it seems obvious to me that Warriorcats has become a little popular while only one person seems to like Lightning. Anyway I might decide to continue lightning again some other day but for now Warriorcats will have to keep me together.

5/11/10- Well now that I Hate You has passed Lightning in popularity all I can do is shake my head. Anyway just wanted to let ya'll know that Chapter 4 is up on Warriorcats Parody and that I have made a new Two-Shot this time for Daisy and Spiderleg (cue audience "Ohhing" and "Awwwing)"

5/18/10- My next two-shot will be coming soon :)

6/27/10- Well I made a new chapter for Lightning. I'm not sure why but I wrote up a whole new chapter in like 2 hours. I got maleware this time so I'll post it whenever I get the chance. Also still working on Warriorcats Parody and I really think you'll like this one (Sneak Peak: Modern Warfare reference with Bluestar in the very beginning ;D) And that Two-Shot I promised is on hold for now but it's about our favorite asshole Tigerstar so look forward to that ;)

7/5/10- Still don't have access to anything I can document. Which means you all must sadly continue waitingfor another chapter of Lightning and another chapter of Warrior cats Parody. Still haven't started on the two-shot with Tigerstar. I'll keep you posted. :)

7/13/10- Finished the next chapter for Warriorcats Parody, Butttt I still am not able to access Word to upload via the Document Manager so once again sorry for the two-month delay. :P Now that that's done I will start writing the Tigerstar story soon.

7/17/10- Was promised that I would get Office back on my computer tomorrow. So we'll see.

7/20/10- Woohooo! Finally able to upload chapters Lightning chapter today. Warriorcats Parody tomorrow. ;)

8/28/10- Avada Kedavra! Hmmm been thinking about writing something for Harry Potter lately. What do you think? Also if I do decide to write one I'm going to give ya'll Warriorcats Parody 6 real soon, in fact, I'm on part 3 right now and writing like a madman! :O

8/28/10 Continued- UPLOADED WARRIORCATS PARODY EP:6! :D

3/16/11- I'm alive again. I updated Warriorcats Parody. Enjoy!

3/17/11- Just wrote the first two scenes for Warriorcats ep. 8. It'll be out when it's out! :D

7/20/11- Read stuff on Fanfic

10/8/11- Hey People. I havnt really updated any of my stories in a while huh...don't worry i'm still around. Just not writing as much. Sorry about that. :P

My Stories (In order of popularity):

Warriorcats Parody: The way Into the Wild movie would be if it was made by a really effed up guy in the head.

Daisy in the Dark: A Two-Shot about the story of Daisy and Spiderleg's love life. This is about what you don't know. The unknown sadness between them. Rated T for language.

I Hate You:A two-shot on the relationship/hate that was going on between Yellowfang and Brokenstar. What was going through Yellowfang's head? What was going on in Brokenstar's? Find Out Now.

Lightning: Rogue cats have come onto clan territory seeking to destroy the clans for good. Hawkpaw, an apprentice from Thunderclan, has the power to stop the rogues from acheiving their goal. But can he do it or will the clans be lost forever.

OATH TO THE REVIEW REVOLUTION

I, Mcnug3ts, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

If you almost cried while you read this copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Mcnug3ts

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Foundations by Sailor Sol reviews
James and Sirius hate each other, Remus is trying to keep his secret, Peter is lonely, and Lily and Severus vow to be friends forever. First year for the six children who would go on to change the world. This is where it all began.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 7/15/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
The Toontown Conspiracy 2: Dark Masters by DMorgan103 reviews
The Elite have spoken. Toontown's citizens days are numbered. Only a select few Toons can lead the people against them. Will they free Toontown from their evil controllers, or fall down and fail? Rated T for violence and graphic descriptions. Complete.
Toontown - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,512 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Severus' Rose Year 1 by WrittenWord1 reviews
It's back! A new formulation of the story I started awhile ago. Snape discovers that "The Girl Who Lived" is his daughter. Will loosely follow the books, but the premise will disrupt canon quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,863 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Toontown conspiracy by DMorgan103 reviews
What will happen when one small toon discovers a shocking, dark truth about Toontown? Rated T for violence. Now complete!
Toontown - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,155 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
Tunnel of Light by sphere213 reviews
I am a nobody, yet upon my shoulders I bear the burden of prophecy. I live in the shadows of confusion and don't know where I am going, yet. One night I summon a demon to protect myself from Voldemort in a one sided duel. My demon wants to eat my soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,674 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010
Utterly intoxicated by Lillipop265 reviews
Ron gets drunk and somehow Hermione ends up looking after him. Hermione's POV. Wow, I suck at summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Severus' Rose Year 2 by WrittenWord1 reviews
Elizabeth returns to Hogwarts for her second year. Sequel to Severus' Rose Year 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,708 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Warrior Cats Parody reviews
The Into the Wild movie if it was made by a really effed up mind. Warning I won't be updating this much it's just a little side project for me to get a couple laughs out.
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,731 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Firestar
Lightning reviews
A band of Rogues have arived on clan territory and have a goal of destroying the clans for good. Hawkpaw holds the power to stop the rogues from acheiving their goals. But can he do it or will the clans be lost forever. Warning this story can be dark. R&R
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009
Daisy in the Dark reviews
A Two-Shot about the story of Daisy and Spiderleg's love life. This is about what you don't know. The unknown sadness between them. Rated T for language.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Daisy, Spiderleg - Complete
I Hate You reviews
A two-shot on the relationship/hate that was going on between Yellowfang and Brokenstar. What was going through Yellowfang's head? What was going on in Brokenstar's? Find out now.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Yellowfang, Brokenstar - Complete