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Joined 12-06-09, id: 2170338, Profile Updated: 05-28-14
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Someone told me I should write something about myself so here it goes...

I'm a mom of four who recently fell in love with fandom. I live in Southern California and love the beach. I have a close group of girlfriends who are soul affirming and make me giggle on a routine basis. I also have a wonderful husband who loves me to a fault. All in all - a lucky girl.

I read all the books in the Twilight Saga after my middle school daughter wanted to read them (November of 2009) and I thought I better read them first. I read them all in 5 days, my husband thought I lost my mind! I run a sucessful business, working on my MBA, manage my kids social and sports schedules, but found that fandom really feeds my soul. After reading Midnight Sun' on Stephanie Meyer's website, I both wanted and needed more and found Wide Awake through a news article. I was hooked and inspired.

I came to this site through a class I took at school. I thought I would try my hand at writing, which has always been a love of mine, BUT I am HUMBLED by caliber of the authors here. I love reading and am inspired every day by the creativity by the authors on this site.

I am oh so honored by those of you who have reviewed my stories and/or alerted/favorited them. I am actively trying to be a better author for you. You all should know, you cherished and appreciated.

Angel of God Recs

Angel of God was rec'ed on The Major's Army blog, Check it out here:

Interviews:

I was lucky enough to get interviewed by OCDJen on the Slash H00rsRUs blog. It was a lot of fun. Check it out here:

It should be illegal to have the kind of fun I had with SarahAH30 and her interview with me for Tazz's Twilight Obession. Check it out and let me know what you think!

AoG Links:

Kite-boarding - Here's a link from Belmont Shore (where the fic is based) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9JDGgT8bL8 (An example of Edward's experience) & http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBAk-SQcEd4 (More of Jasper's experience)

Jasper's RV -

I have the unique ability to make 2 words 10, so I think I better stop while I'm ahead!

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Cullen's Roadhouse by TGBMcCray reviews
Bella Swan has a worthless college degree, bills, two friends, a shitty apartment, and too many ex-boyfriends. Swearing off men seems like a good idea, at least until she can figure out how to pour a proper beer and make some cash at Cullen's Roadhouse. It's an apron that sets her off – an apron, some Levi's, and a tall glass of Diet Coke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,055 - Reviews: 2873 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Bella
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9516 - Favs: 8,688 - Follows: 6,253 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rendezvous with Death by RobsFan-tasy01 reviews
From different directions and for different reasons, Bella and Edward wind up in the same sleepy southern town of Macon, Georgia. Who, or what, called them there and why?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 116,395 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Bella, Edward, Jacob, Leah
Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 621,110 - Reviews: 15684 - Favs: 6,410 - Follows: 7,005 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,904 - Reviews: 7150 - Favs: 5,697 - Follows: 6,519 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13389 - Favs: 7,547 - Follows: 4,509 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12857 - Favs: 5,960 - Follows: 5,335 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21265 - Favs: 11,735 - Follows: 7,489 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Life With You by Edward's Eternal reviews
At the young age of six, they walked down the aisle for the first time. Twenty years later they did it again. This time was forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 376 - Published: 1/15 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Metaphysics by anais mark reviews
Edward & Bella are graduate students in London 'coincidentally' researching the same poets. More than 300 years after the fact, Carlisle & Edward must find out why Carlisle's past won't stay there - before Bella digs it up researching her thesis.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 216,667 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14766 - Favs: 7,437 - Follows: 7,024 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Consequence of Miracles by Travis Birkenstock reviews
Sometimes, the miracles we plead for come at a terrible price. AH, dark subject matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,647 - Reviews: 3298 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Honest Liar by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
Bella once told me that there was nothing braver than a flower growing through a crack in the sidewalk. I laughed because she was always giving feelings to things that don't feel. If she was standing next to me, I'd tuck the dandelion behind her ear. Or she'd blow on it and make a wish. A hundred wishes. Or maybe just one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,792 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 6144 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 5,830 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Iteration: The Perks and Pitfalls of Talking Too Much by m81170 reviews
Jobless, penniless, college dropout Edward takes a chance on a Craigslist job listing to be the face of Jasper's new company. An unlikely friendship blossoms over pancakes and ketchup but is tested when a saucy new waitress catches Edward's eye. Too bad she's the press, and Edward can't afford to be scooped. Life is hard for an ex-Russian-Literature-Major turned professional liar.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,316 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Debt by Ta Paixao reviews
Juniors in college, Bella and Edward live together under a tense agreement. They aren't exactly friends - not anymore - but Edward has a debt to pay and a promise to keep. Edward will get his chance at redemption... Rated for all sorts of adult content. EPOV. Tattward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 153,475 - Reviews: 4645 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 2,633 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15051 - Favs: 8,644 - Follows: 9,083 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wedlocked by chynnadoll36 reviews
An arranged marriage is what separates them, but something stronger will bond them together. A story of an arranged marriage, seduction and a forbidden love affair. AH, M rated for adult themes and language, some canon pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 236,397 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fortune Favours the Bold by capricapra reviews
NOMINATED FOR THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK! Inspired by Jane Austen's Persuasion. At 18, Bella's respected family prevent her from running away with poor orphan Edward. Years later and their fortunes have reversed. Edward is a rich music producer. Bella is an impovershed writer living with her sister, a single mother. But Edward and Bella's paths are about to cross again...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 223,883 - Reviews: 2524 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Gentlemen - Book 2 by MasterAskim reviews
The story of the Gentlemen continues as Bella seeks to exact her revenge on the "New Management" breakaway faction. With a select group of loyal compatriots she leaves the relative safety of The Compound and enters her enemy's world. The rules are different and the stakes are high, but nothing will stop Bella from finding her target.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,501 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Bella, Edward, Garrett
Three Graces And A Muse by FarDareisMai2 reviews
It's been seven years since Edward left and he's about to find out that things have changed in his absence. Now Bella is caught between forgiving her past or following her future. AH Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,813 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella
Indecent Proposal by pattyrose reviews
Edward's heart was broken by the girl he's loved for almost a decade. Drifter Bella wanders into Forks aimlessly one hot summer day. When their paths cross, he proposes a scheme to get them both their deepest desires. But things aren't always as they seem & Fate can have other plans. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,197 - Reviews: 7036 - Favs: 4,107 - Follows: 2,749 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Begins Like This by iambeagle reviews
A story about long-distance love. It begins with 'Then' and ends with 'Now'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,865 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6296 - Favs: 4,377 - Follows: 3,645 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret Sex by erinbatt reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6243 - Favs: 4,907 - Follows: 3,521 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8265 - Favs: 4,665 - Follows: 4,231 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7301 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 3,787 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Defrosting Edward by Aleeab4u reviews
Bella's been trying to warm Edward up in more ways than one. With a little help from Alice, a broken truck and a few burned fingers, she just might have found his defrost button. Rated M with canon characters, based on "practice makes perfect." E/B AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 162,326 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
An Undefined Affair by jayhawkbb reviews
Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,742 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 3,922 - Follows: 3,034 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons Learned by mistyhaze420 reviews
Jasper and Edward become the best of friends through similar tragic events in their lives. Edward, the geeky messed up kid, soon starts getting some lessons from bad boy, Jasper on how to fit in...What will E end up teaching him? E/J Slash AH Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 419,241 - Reviews: 5650 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
This is My Wish by ericastwilight reviews
Dear Wishes for You, My name is Riley Biers and I'm nine years old. Soon, very soon I'll leave behind my mom because I have terminal cancer. I write to you today and this is my wish... Rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,652 - Reviews: 4869 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 2,163 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 284,597 - Reviews: 5399 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 3,373 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Human Sexuality 101 by rbsschess reviews
Prof. Cullen wonders if he has found his next submissive in his Human Sexuality class, but she has been right before him for years unnoticed. He finally sees her but will it be too late? My entry for the It Ain't All About Love & Sex Short Story Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,819 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Trip Home 2 by mskathy reviews
Bella, Edward, and Jasper have committed to each other and set about creating a life together. They experience the normal ups and downs of married life, along with some unique challenges. Poly E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,106 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,718 - Reviews: 2925 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8325 - Favs: 5,720 - Follows: 4,218 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sins of the Piano Man by solareclipses reviews
AU. A reclusive vampire's swan songs for the victims he regrets draw in a young woman struggling with her father's illness. As fate brings them together, Edward's dark past threatens to tear them apart. ExB. Won 'Best Overall' 2011 Vampie Award.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,615 - Reviews: 3260 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12873 - Favs: 7,732 - Follows: 6,177 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3471 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6040 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 4,364 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Jumping Jacks by anthonymasen0620 reviews
Bella Swan returns to Forks and finds a surprise in her old home. The Cullens adpoted three new kids and Bella finds herself attracted to Edward Cullen. But will the pull be enough? AH. BPOV/EPOV. Rated M for lemons, language, drugs, and underage drinking
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
Of Kith and Kin by Chicklette reviews
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Nat King Cole. This story is about that. AH, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,113 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 3,479 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3637 - Favs: 4,424 - Follows: 4,534 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5213 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incunabula: Or The Golden Legend by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
A determined curator vies with a private collector when rumors of a rare book surface in central Europe. All human, canon couples...eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 135,261 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22922 - Favs: 14,261 - Follows: 10,646 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7169 - Favs: 5,226 - Follows: 3,309 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
The Cullen Sutras by Magnolia822 reviews
After a difficult breakup with her longtime boyfriend, Bella meets a sexy, but enigmatic, yoga instructor whose dedication to the art masks a hidden sorrow. Further complicating matters is his loyalty to the yogic practice of brahmacharya, celibacy! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 186,863 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marked by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Somewhere In Between by Kassiah reviews
A tragic accident separated Edward and Bella, forcing them down paths they never envisioned. What happens when they find themselves torn between having what they always wanted and honoring commitments made? AH, Rated M for language & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,091 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10179 - Favs: 6,197 - Follows: 3,651 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8827 - Favs: 5,560 - Follows: 3,852 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ace of Spades by m81170 reviews
It started out as game, but she was my match in every way. Love crept up on lust and knocked me off my throne. Unfortunately, the stakes of my game were too high and the cost was almost more than I could bear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wept Not by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Jasper is a war weary soldier burdened by the weight of eternity. Edward is an uncomplicated high school student content to hide his sexuality. Together can Jasper find something to live for and Edward discover some things are worth dying for? J/E Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,194 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8914 - Favs: 7,406 - Follows: 4,871 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Decade Apart by SarahAH30 reviews
After 10 years apart, crossed wires and mixed signals can first love be rekindled. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,218 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Blond Ponytail by Savannah-Vee reviews
'All I can see of him is longish, dirty blond colored hair tied back in a ponytail…' And Edward isn't even mildly interested in the new guy – that is, until he actually sees the guy's face… J/E SLASH. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4257 - Favs: 4,132 - Follows: 4,669 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6050 - Favs: 3,736 - Follows: 2,610 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9338 - Favs: 6,442 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3550 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4753 - Favs: 4,084 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Fate by OCDJen reviews
They were High school sweethearts, Jasper broke Edward's heart by leaving a Note, now ten years on Fate throws them back together again. Will they rekindle the love they once had or will they forever stay apart? Rated M, JXE, lemons in later chapters, R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,885 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Rain Season by elusivetwilight reviews
After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty read with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,578 - Reviews: 2858 - Favs: 3,408 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2105 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 2,838 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
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Angel of God reviews
RUNNER UP WINNER of TWI-Slash Unveiled Contest - Edward comes home to visit Bella before starting the next chapter of his life, when he meets Jasper, a professional surfer. Edward want to learn how to surf, but is that all he'll learn?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,508 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Jasper
A Washington Yankee In King Edward's Court reviews
Bella and Alice travel to Biloxi, Mississippi after her estranged Grandmother passes away. of her estate to Alice & to Edward, a cousin Alice never knew about. JUDGES CHOICE WINNER One-Shot for Southern Twi-Nights Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,633 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
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