Sweetheart Geranium
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Joined 12-07-09, id: 2170978, Profile Updated: 02-25-12
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Everything is in hiatus around here, the stories are old, but I plan to be back with new stuff and dust off the old stuff.

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Tattoos and Sex Addictions by uselessid90 reviews
Bella is a tattoo artist is Seattle, she has a addiction to all things sex. Edward just moved to Seattle with his sisters and is into the tattoo scene even though his body is bare. Rated M for language, lemons/sexual references, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,364 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Want It Painted Black by Saritadreaming reviews
Izzy Black *Bella* is a bad girl with issues. Edward Cullen is the vampire that brings it all down in an inner battle between darkness and light. He'll go to great lengths to melt her frozen heart. WINNER DARKELLA'S DARKEST TEMPTATIONS *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 238,134 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Black Friday, 2012 by Ironic Twist reviews
It's Black Friday. Bella has been tasked with finding the perfect gift for her boss's daughter. Edward is searching for the perfect gift for his little sister. See where this is going? COMPLETE/AH. A Secret Santa fic for Sweetheart Geranium.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mechanic by DazzledIn2008 reviews
Bella is stranded after her truck dies on a lonely road. Luckily, she meets someone who can fix it for her. Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,841 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Complete
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3154 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 1,001 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Desperation by sweetishbubble reviews
What would happen if Jasper got to Bella in New Moon at her birthday party? **NOTE: THIS STORY IS CO-WRITTEN WITH LEESAM** Discussed on Twific Podcast 5/18/10
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,297 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8407 - Favs: 6,767 - Follows: 2,819 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,250 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inamorata by TheRainGirl reviews
Watching from afar... Silly, sarcastic, sexy. Edward loves to watch. Bella loves to show. Horny hilarity ensues. AH/AU Cannon Pairings. Rated M for language, content, and well duh... lemons. Peeperward & Stripperella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,910 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella, Edward
Can't Say No by RoloCat0809 by TheNeverEverHEAContest reviews
She's loved him for years, dropping everything whenever he calls. Unaware of her feelings, he selfishly relies upon the comfort her body provides. It can't continue, but despite the cost, she can't deny him. She can't say no. The NEHEA Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Superman Complex by seevousplay reviews
Edward Cullen is a rock star in the biggest band of the decade. He's America's "It Boy," but he's still unhappy. Will Bella be in time to save him? AH AU. Nominated for Rare Gem Award
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,988 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Inconvenient Switch: A Cullen Comedy by Lisaslovestories reviews
What vampires do when they get bored? Well, The Cullen's decides to start a competition. The goal? Annoy the hell out of each other. With Edward's crossdressing, Emmett's prank calls and Bella's sex talk, it won't be long before someone give in..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Christmas Theory by DivineInspiration reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, they create quite the stir. They are also mysteriously different, and who better to figure out the mystery than the police chief's daughter? Canon with a big, Christmassy twist. Warning: Silliness ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,712 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Flies with her Own Wings by johnnyboy7 reviews
Bella, or Cupid, as the world knows her, has always dedicated her time to spreading love. What happens when the man who she's decided to help, turns out to be more than a regular mark.1st place public vote winner of the Enchantment o/s Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 295 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5860 - Favs: 6,126 - Follows: 4,844 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Change Heartache Into Courage by Pixiestick-cc reviews
The battle with Victoria and her Newborns resulted in the death of two vampires of the Cullen clan. Can those left behind ever find solace again? Jasper/Bella pairing. A slow build, but well worth the wait! Rated T/Soft M. Sparkle Award Winner. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 143,031 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Talk To Me by Pbroken reviews
Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On One Shot Contest. Edward is known around the UW campus for providing dirty talking services for cash. Bella's in desperate need for a release and her curiosity leads her to call Edward. AU/AH Dirty Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Romance by I.x.Want.x.To.x.Believe reviews
Edward and Bella had a deal, if they were both single by the time their thirty they’d save themselves from being lonely spinsters and marry each other. Years down the track they lost contact, but on Bella’s thirtieth, a certain someone comes knocking.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,642 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sex God Hair & Chocolate Orbs by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella's hair is brown and her life is boring. Until she meets Edward, the school's most infamous smirker/panty-dropper. Will they fall in love and make smutty, sweaty lemonade? Of course! Read this o/s or you'll DIE! For realz!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flawed Perfection by exhaleblue reviews
A One Shot filled with star crossed lovers, broken dreams, and a man that means everything to a woman. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surrender by Calikisses reviews
Why does an attempt to make your dreams come true have to be so difficult? A tale of want, schemes, lust, manipulation, and desire. **First Place WINNER in the "To Go Amongst Mad People" Contest** A collaboration between Calikisses and PrettyFace27. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,379 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 412 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Voices by Miss Snazzy reviews
When life gives you a slightly crazed angel with a thirst for blood, what do you do? You bury the evidence in the backyard. AU. Rated for violence, gore, and sexual content. My entry for the Mentalward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,754 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Voyeur by Sic Et Non reviews
When Bella Swan sees something she shouldn’t she can’t help her response, and Edward Cullen can’t help but take that response to the next level.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art of Seduction by far-to-jaded reviews
Bella gives Professor Cullen a lesson he won't soon forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vanilla and Chrome by theladyingrey42 reviews
I stared at him, taking in the steel bar above his brow, the line of helix studs along the curl of one ear, the swirls of green and black ink around his neck dipping down below his shirt. And then I looked deeper." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
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One more night reviews
Bad habits, we all have them. Edward's worst habit is Bella. o/s, lemons, language, AH. Written for Alverdine in the Secret Santa Fic Exchange 2012.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hurricane reviews
It's the fight between who you want and who you remember. Between what you feel and what you felt. It's fighting your feelings or giving into temptation. AH, little OOC, lemons in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
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