Author has written 6 stories for Danny Phantom, Halo, Legend of Zelda, Wizard of Oz, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Lord of the Rings.
Age: Born in [REDACTED]. You do the math.
Sex: At least buy me dinner first.
Location: Middle of Nowhere
Quotes that are relevant to life.
"Hehe, moo."- Kakashi
"The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault."- Harry Dresden, Wizard
"Sometimes it is the height of wisdom to feign stupidity"-Cato the Elder
"If you have to fight, you need to convince your opponents that you're about to bring a level of violence totally out of proportion to the situation." - Michael Weston
"Subtlety is a thing for philosophy, not combat. If you're going to kill someone, you might as well kill them a whole lot." - Vulcan Raven
"I know this is supposed to be the place where you talk about your political views and whatnot, but they're my views. Go get your own. YOU CAN"T HAVE THEM! THEY"RE MINE I TELL YOU! MINE!" - ZecoreZecron
The world needs more crossovers. Let's do our Part - ZecoreZecron
"Wait, what?" - HowAboutThisForAName
"Guns have their own kind of magic"- ZecoreZecoron
"I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, but that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me." - Bad Guy Affirmation
"Excuse me, but I am a Fuck Mothering Vampire. I killed a lot of people to get this title. I deserve to be called such." - Alucard
"Remember, math is used to describe and predict the universe, not tell the universe what it can and cannot do and expect to be obeyed." - Evilauthor
The Moral and Ethical Guidelines for Dealing With Synthetic Intelligence
1: No synthetic intelligence is to be terminated without due cause. Such due cause would be identical to the situations that warrant a death penalty in accordance with local laws and ordinances. Those who terminate an intelligence without due cause will be punished as if taking the life of another.
2: No synthetic intelligence is to be used as a soldier unit in battle and/or war against it's will. All intelligences will be limited to assisting through non combative measures.
3: No synthetic intelligences will be placed under psychological duress that violates the laws of the local governments.
Species of vampires
Black Court: Stoker standard. Little more than super zombies. Vulnerable to Holy objects and symbols, garlic and sunlight. Running water acts as a barrier, though not an impassible one. They are capable of recovering from any mundane injury if given sufficient blood and time. A multitude of powers are available depending upon the age and power of the individual. Once common in Europe, but publishing of vampire weaknesses has made survival exclusive to the most powerful members of this species only. Notable examples include the original Dracula.
Red Court: Basically bat monsters that drink blood. Capable of creating a flesh mask to appear human. Same weaknesses as black court, but less physically robust. Sufficient mundane physical damage or poisons will cause death.
White court: Barely more than incubi and sucubi. Subsist on life-force consumed via emotions rather than blood.
Evil Things That Should NEVER Be Done In A Fic (DUN DUN DUN)
Zutara: Because this needs to die.
Tokka: Seriously, she's like 4 years younger and Sokka already has a girl. Her name is Suki.
Book 4: Let it die. The series wrapped up just fine.
Legend of Korra
Makorra: Because it's basically like Zutara, only the guy has stated that he does not like the girl and was happily involved with another girl until Korra screwed it up.
Korra X Anyone: The girl has been isolated for most of her life. She really can't understand a lot of social things that we would readily understand. Hell, she ran away from home to a big city and didn't think to bring more than her dog and the clothes on her back. Once she can get over her social interaction problems and maybe learn a bit about how love isn't obsessing over a guy until he falls in love with you, then she might find someone who actually treats her like a human. Like Bolin. Or Tahno. Or Amon- no wait, just Bolin and Tahno. ... wow, she really did have a messed up childhood.
Anko X Anyone: Cause I'm not a sadistic bastard.
Naruto X Harem: Come on people, do I really need to explain this?
Lee X Anyone that can breed: DO YOU WANT MORE YOUTHFUL PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND!?!?!?!
Uryu X Anyone: Mostly because I want to see him suffer.
Ichigo X Anyone who isn't Rukia: Accept no substitutes.
Cheif X Cortana: Cause a batshit insane computer can totally be a good life partner.
Overpowering the UNSC in crossovers.: Seriously, their weapons are pretty much shit.
Yoai of any kind: Are the characters gay in cannon? That's what I thought. What about Dumbledore you ask? Do you want to have a story about his wrinkly old ass? I thought not.
Evil Dumbledore: Because literally everything in the books (except for that unexplained Grindlewald thing) has shown him to be a kind, loving (if a bit senile and tight-lipped) grandfather figure.
Geral tips for fics
One OC is generally bad. Tons of OCs are generally good.
OC villains are the best OCs there are.
Keep action and romance as far away from each other as possible. Like separate stories far apart.
Never make a high school AU. They always suck. Always.
Never have people from "Our Universe" in a story. Unless you are really, really good.
Never have people from the story come into "Our Universe." No matter how good you are.
If either of those two happen, make sure that the reason is only glanced over.
Space weapon's effective ranges are determined by how fast the projectile moves.
There has only been one recorded instance of abstinence not being a perfectly effective birth control.
Biologically speaking, a fetus is alive from the moment of conception.
Why should I pay the abortion clinic for your stupid mistake?
Marriage is one man and one woman. Not one man and multiple women, not two men, not a man and a frog.
There is no gay gene. If there were, evolution would have wiped it out. It's all choice.
Republicans are all greedy bastards.
"Working" on (in order of priority)
A Halo/Avatar crossover. Post Halo 3 and AU Avatar. Mostly I thought it would be fun to write. I like it when High Tech meets High Fantasy.
Phantom Phorce (ch2)
Danny Phantom OC story. Lots of crossovers. Inspired by "Never Too Young" by Koolkame.
That'll Be The Day
A RWBY SI. Inspired by the one instance where I read a good SI. Also a parody of sorts.
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