KCerena
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Joined 12-07-09, id: 2171387, Profile Updated: 10-29-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

I adore useless things. Fanfic high up among them at the moment :) In real life, I do math (ha!), i.e. I avoid real life by getting paid to stare into space a lot.

I did an English minor as an undergrad, and after graduating last year I found that I needed something to keep that side of my brain from getting all cobwebbed. Anyway, that's why these stories exist. Besides the fact that I found Twilight to surprisingly awesome when I finally read it.

I'm often told that my writing style is unique, sometimes in a good way and sometimes in a whatthehellareyousmoking way. It's the best feeling in the world when my weirdness speaks to somebody, which makes we way too excited to announce that Drink Me is araeo's Judge's Pick in the Plot Bunny Contest!! (scroll through this blog entry to read her rec, and check out this banner)

Northern Lights and Latent Prints now have banners, courtesy of FrozenSoldier over on Twilighted. I am on Twilighted as Cerena, and on Twitter as KCerena.

Besides writing, I'm part of Project Team Beta, and I help the amazing BelleDean and Kisvakondok with Winter of Love and Mating in Captivity, respectively :) Incidentally, BelleDean was awesome enough to write up Latent Prints on her Twimpage blog. You can read the review here.

It appears that I like reccing villain stories. Two for two so far. On Twimpage, I reviewed Fear of Fire by Chicory , a great Jasper & Alice vs. Maria story; you can read my plug here. I also wrote up Wild at Heart by Silveraure on The Little Known Ficster--check out the rec and/or the story for some smoking hot James/Victoria tragicness!

Curious about the expanded sciencey wolf lore behind Latent Prints? Check out what I wrote for Under the Radar.

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Wild At Heart by silveraure reviews
Cold, deadly, and haunted, James Wilder is a frontiersman in the Old American West who becomes the unwilling protector of his boss' frightened and abused daughter Victoria Childress. Pre-Twilight, Dark Themes, Vampires
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,677 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - James, Victoria
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3763 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mating in Captivity by kisvakondok reviews
"You like to watch, don't you? I do too. I see it all. And I don't keep secrets. Behind every perfect facade is sex, dirt and lies. I just want to see it all crumble down and have some fun." An over-sharing voyeur shakes up the elite St. Forks high. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,777 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Feisty's Magic Grab Bag of Magic by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
This is where drabbles come to chill out w/other drabbles, show each other how it's hanging. Various ratings, pairings, angst levels. Newest chapter: Real Chagrinius, an FGB crackfic written for KCerena, based on *Real Genius*.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,348 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
Siren's Call by HarlequinRaven reviews
As Alice's visions get increasingly alarming, Jasper discovers that Maria has returned — for him. He refuses to join her, but soon discovers that the past doesn't let go that easily, and Alice's life hangs in the balance. Alice/Jasper. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,334 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Coalescence by Openhome reviews
This is the sequel to my first story, Singularity. As a sequel, you need to read Singularity first to understand what is happening in this story. Coalescence follows Jasper and Alice from their meeting in the diner to their acceptance by the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,563 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Winter of Love by BelleDean reviews
The Year is 1969. Change is in the air and, in rural Washington, love is in the air when small-town values collide with freewheeling teenagers. Canon Couples, All Human, Drug Use & Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 183,271 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Two Lonely Hearts by einfach mich reviews
Charlie and Leah have bonded in their grief over the death of Harry Clearwater, but now Leah wants things to change. Will Charlie look past their differences, and give them both a second chance at happiness? AU Post New Moon. Alt Shipper Challenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Charlie S., Leah - Complete
We Who Are Left Behind by Openhome reviews
Human love isn't eternal, but it's still a magical thing. Charlie and Sue had to watch as their children became a part of the immortal world. After all the pain, what is left for them now that they have been left behind? A very canon, human love story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Charlie S., Sue - Complete
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Fix You by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Reeling from traumatic events in high school, Alice hid away a part of her soul. Can Jasper help her find it again, when she didn't know she was looking? Story is rated M for language. A/J, AH, OOC. Part of larger series *In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,346 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Souls to Waste by Kyrene once Blood Roses reviews
First, Edward thought they should just put the boy out of his misery. Who could want this life? But his brother seems made for it. Edward doesn't get it. "If there is a word that Edward hates more than any other, it's the word "accident.""
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward - Complete
Awakening by Darkira reviews
Written for the Fun With Your Clothes On-contest. A shy and awkward librarian and an ice queen former cheerleader meet. Clichés happen. Or maybe not? AH/M/Femslash/Angela&Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Angela, Rosalie - Complete
Demons and Sinners by Alsper reviews
Everyone has a demon that makes you sin. Can Alice escape the violence to find her white rabbit? Will Jasper see through the pain for his true salvation? AH/AU Not intended for the weak hearted. Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 226,455 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Cowboys Have Fangs, Too by Pastiche Pen reviews
When you’re a Cullen, you’re supposed to be a nice vampire. You’re not supposed to want to kill librarians—or drink the drill team—or have a map of scars. And you're certainly not supposed to want to exsanguinate Edward's human. Aw, hell. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,966 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Isle Esme by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Her Own Particular Shade of Ebony by theladyingrey42 reviews
Jasper's vampire senses and crimson eyes set him apart. His ability to pull back the veil of the world and taste emotions like colors makes him alone. Until he encounters a human girl whose darkness is the most intense shade of ebony he's ever known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Cullen Family Players Present by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
The citizens of Forks appear in Sweded adaptations of your favorite cheesiest films, musicals, and sitcoms. Highly silly. M for language. No, really, this is really quite silly. You have been warned. So far: Vampire Speed, The Twitrix. More to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,781 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
Fireworks by Mandi1 reviews
Over fifteen years after she left, Charlie and Renée are reunited for one afternoon on the streets of Seattle, an afternoon that could either prove a new beginning or a final end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Charlie S., Renée - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3074 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Firsts by Alice laughed reviews
Esme learns that firsts don't always happen in chronological order. Rated for lemon. Happy Valentine's Day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
The One by Dee12 reviews
{set within ‘Chosen’} What happened between Spike and Buffy in the basement the night before the big final battle? Joss left it wide open to our imaginations, and here's my attempt to fill in the blanks. Now RATED R, COMPLETE!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,170 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
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Latent Prints reviews
An imprint gone wrong is a deadly thing, even when sutured by love. Too deadly, perhaps, for Leah to save her truest friend and alpha. Will passion trump fate when the light of Jake's life starts to thaw Leah's long-frozen heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,801 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Leah - Complete
Drink Me reviews
A narcotic-addled dream turns Bella into a vampire in Alice's Wonderland. Fantastical yet familiar creatures remind her of the trauma James put her through in Phoenix and force her to confront the darker side of loving Edward. A Plot Bunny Judge's pick!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Death and the Maiden reviews
Pre-Twilight AU. "As long as Alice stays precious to Maria, there's a chance she might survive. Fear of Maria keeps James at bay, and it's enough to make me smother the very reason for my existence, drowning her in blood every time Maria asks me to..."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Twilight Twentyfive reviews
A series of prompted one-shots and drabbles. First one-shot: After moving to Forks, Bella starts going to church and is strangely entranced by the minister's bronze-haired son.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
Northern Lights reviews
A brand new past and a new almost-sister mean big changes for Alice, changes that strain the central relationship of her existence. How will their never-aging love cope when a joyful brush with mortality leads to a dire one? Canon, basically.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,412 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete