Kaiyanah Prime
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Joined 12-07-09, id: 2171524, Profile Updated: 01-25-14
Author has written 2 stories for Transformers, and Pretty Cure.

YO MY NAME IS KRISTINA AND IM A TRANSFORMERS FAN!!

BIG TIME!

What's up with me: Got engaged... Two years with her

LOVE TRANSFORMERS AND ANIME

I'm 5'1 and a half" (im short...I grew one and a half inches!)

My hair and eyes are both brown and i have red and blonde highlights.

I love Jazz,(yo lets kick this place!), Ironhide,(Punk-ass decepticon), Ratchet,(the boys pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.), Optimus,( Autobots, roll out!), and Sideswipe, (Damn, I'm Good.) The twins Mudflap, (YO, that hurt!) and Skids,(Its supposed to hurt. Its an Aft-whupping!) are hilarious.

funny quotes from transformers and transformers 2:

(Ratchet runs into power lines, shocking him and causing a tremor throughout the neighborhood)
Ron Witwicky: (crawling under a table) Earthquake! Earthquake! Judy, get under the table!
Judy Witwicky: How did you get over there so fast?
(Outside, a dazed Ratchet staggers to his feet)
Ratchet: Wow... that was tingly! You gotta try that!
Ironhide: (sarcastic) Yeah, that looks fun...

Tooth Fairy Girl: (to a giant robot as it emerges from a swimming pool and steps over her) Excuse me, are you the Tooth Fairy?

Jazz: What's crackin' little bitches?
(does a somersault)
Optimus Prime: My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz.
Jazz: This looks like a cool place to kick it!

(Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok)
Captain Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Pocket!
Captain Lennox: Which pocket?
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: MY BACK POCKET!
Captain Lennox: You got like ten back pockets!
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!

Judy Witwicky: (barging into Sam's bedroom, her husband in tow) Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating?
Ron Witwicky: Judy...
Sam Witwicky: (frantic) Was I master... No, Mom!
Ron Witwicky: Zip it, okay?
Judy Witwicky: It's okay...
Sam Witwicky: No, I don't masturbate!
Ron Witwicky: That's not something for you to bring up.
Judy Witwicky: Okay.
Ron Witwicky: That's a father-and-son thing, okay?
Sam Witwicky: Father-son thing...
Judy Witwicky: I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable... you can call it Sam's happy time or...
Sam Witwicky: amazed Happy time?
Judy Witwicky: ...my special alone time...
Ron Witwicky: Judy, stop!
Judy Witwicky: ...with myself.
Sam Witwicky: Mom, you can't come in and...
Judy Witwicky: I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink.

Jetfire: What do you want?
Sam Witwicky: Look, we just want to talk!
Jetfire: I've got no time to talk, I'm on a mission! I'm a mercenary doom-bringer!... What planet am I on?
Sam Witwicky: Earth.
Jetfire: Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it DIRT, Planet Dirt...

Sam Witwicky: Hey, you know the glyphs? These? The symbols that have been rattling around in my head?
(shows the Twins the symbols he drew)
Skids: That's old school, yo. That's like... That's Cybertronian.
Mudflap: That's some serious stuff, right there.
Sam Witwicky: They gotta mean something, like a map or like map. Like a map to an Energon source! Can you read this?
Skids: Read?
Mudflap: No. We don't really do much reading. Not so much.
Sam Witwicky: If you can't read it, we gotta find somebody who can.

(the Twins are presented with new alternate modes)
Skids: Oh, yeah! It's upgrade time!
Mudflap: Green is mine! I got green!
(does a dance, but Skids tackles and flips him)
Skids: I got the green!
Mudflap: Ow, that hurt, man!
Skids: It's supposed to hurt, it's an ass kickin'!

(an ice cream truck trundles along a Shanghai road)
Mudflap: Ding-a-ling! Come out and get your ice cream...
Skids: Any bad robot out there better get ready for an ass-whoopin'!

Skids: Oh, look who came sashaying back!
Mudflap: Hair growing like a Chia Pet. Look at him.
Leo: I had a bit of a mild panic attack earlier, right?
Mudflap: That's 'cause you' a pussy.
Leo: I think I'm allowed that, considering what I've been through.

THAT S ALL I GOT THATS FUNNY. LOL

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!

1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.

2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Dreams transformer pairings.

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins.

11. Makes refrences to Transformers in every school subject.

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her sister.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots.

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister. (I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one...

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Prowl.

24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.

25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer...

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!


My OC:

name: Kaiyanah "Kaiya or Kai" Witwicky

age: 18

race: Technorganic

height: 5'2 (she is petite!)

weight:120 (some muscle.)

hair color: white blonde with blue streaks

eye color: Amethyst

Faction: Autobots

likes: Barricade, Mountain Dew, Sharpies, Electric Blue Slurpee's from the Convenient store.

Dislikes: Spiders, Megatron, Death, and Shockwave

Guardian: Blaster

Pets: A grey husky/wolf named Knight

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A Thousand Years of Secrets by RaisingHeartExelion reviews
Sequel to AAWoE. Working side by side with the Autobots and the soldiers of NEST for 2 years, Stella starts to feel a bit drained every time she uses her magical power. Things don't get better when new and old enemies return to Earth and the leader of the Autobots gets offlined.
Crossover - Transformers & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,132 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Raising Heart, Optimus Prime, OC - Complete
The Fallen meets the Cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been a year since she found out she was part Cybertronian...since she found out she was the daughter of the legendary Optimus Prime. But life was about to get even more interesting for one Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime...Who is the Fallen?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,106 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009
The Marvalous Misadventures of Tai and friends! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
This be a series of one shots staring Tatyana Topaz Witwicky and the Autobots! What sort of shenanigans could they possibly get into? Read and find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,329 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 8/11/2009
Primitive Violation by UlurNaga reviews
TF: Prime. Optimus/OC A woman is captured in a Decepticon crossfire with Prime and he is forced to do something terrible against his will. Torn between what he is, violator, or victim? Contains swearing, Sparkrape and lots of sexual content. Collab with Ellmarr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,059 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012
20k in Thirty Days by Cracktastical reviews
AU. Sam Witwicky is in love with Mikaela Banes, and wants to marry her. To do this, however, he needs around twenty-thousand dollars, and a job. Prime Publishing Corp.'s head book editor, Optimus Prime, needs a secretary. Optimus/Sam, other pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
Three way split by smounged1989 reviews
Sam, Mikaela, and Will are in for a surprise when they find out that they are each 1/3 of the AllSpark. How will they deal and what changes will they go through. At least pairings that I can think off so far. SamxBee of course.Mikaela/Jazz,Will/Ironhide.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,006 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
91 Cents to a Million Friendship by serindarkwolf19 reviews
Dawn Adams hates her life, her job, living with her jerk of a stepfather, and she's despised at school. And then she meets an unusual driver of a Corvette Stingray and everything changes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 148,378 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sideswipe - Complete
Operation Lock Down by smounged1989 reviews
Sam and Ratchet are to stubborn to admit there true feelings for each other, but with a little help from there friends they might finally be able to take that step. Warning this is for mature readers, little kids you have been warned.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,123 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Ratchet, Sam W. - Complete
Nightly Activities by deadlyrose92 reviews
Darren has been having troubling thoughts for awhile now, one night he decides to get rid of his ache while no one is around. Mr. Crepsley is out hunting, will he come back to find Darren crying out his name or will Darren finish off before.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
The Lovers Series I: Spark and Heart by Cathy-Heart reviews
Optimus Prime is going to show his holoform to his human charge for the first time. What will be Catherine's reaction? OptimusxOC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Sandstorm Sparkling by Demonwolf reviews
Takes place before, during, and after the two movies. Optimus Prime has some one else fighting on his team: his half-demon foster daughter from Earth.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009
It followed me home! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Whatever happened to the X-box bot? Here is my take on it! I hope you all like fluffy Baby Transformer goodness!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009
Memories of a Runt by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz as a sparkling......Primus help us all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Frozen by Aina Riddle reviews
Sam was kidnapped and during his escape attempt a familiar scene played out. Now, somehow, Sam has found himself sparking with Optimus to keep them from feezing to death. SLASH. Op/Sam. Smut with some plot. Dedicated to Toki Mirage.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Harassment by Aina Riddle reviews
Megatron decided to harass Sam through IM's, he didn't expect for Sam to harass back. Pure humor with, maybe, a dash of plot. There will be oocness as I doubt Megatron would actually do this. Slash warning. Co-written with Marmee Noir.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Megatron, Sam W.
Ratchet's Sunrise by Clumsy Peg reviews
07 Movieverse. Ratchet reflects on his efforts to save Jazz in the medbay one early morning. Oneshot. Inspired by the song, "Retina and the Sky" by Idiot Pilot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
Dreams by Aina Riddle reviews
Sam is experiencing the side-effect of one of Ratchet's experiments gone wrong. Now he is having rather vivid dreams of a certain autobot leader, and Mikaela wants a slumber party with the giant robot invited. Slash, one-shot, post-rotf. OP/SW
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
My Mother by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Tai could never bring herself to celebrate the day that celebrates the beautiful thing known as Motherhood...But can Sam and the Autobots help her change that?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Complete
Escapism by Missyfixit reviews
PrimexBee oneshot They'd been in love ever since they'd met. And after everyone finds out, they run off, escape, just to have some little alone time...
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Consequences by Optimus-life reviews
Galloway’s actions towards Sam have disastrous ramifications
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Is it Wrong by Venetian King reviews
just another Ironhide and Annabelle story
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
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Princess of the Stars reviews
Kristina Witwicky had always thought that she didn't belong on Earth. She always sensed that there was a greater purpose for her. Well, Her time to shine has come. OptimusXOC RatchetXOC IronhidexOC JazzXOC SunstreakerXOC SideswipexOC
Crossover - Pretty Cure & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,827 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 1/18/2013 - [OC, Optimus Prime] Ironhide, Ratchet
Meet the Twin reviews
When their father died, she was seperated from her twin, gone for about 10 years. Now she's back, and here to stay. ((ON HOLD!))
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Barricade