Author has written 2 stories for Transformers, and Pretty Cure.
YO MY NAME IS KRISTINA AND IM A TRANSFORMERS FAN!!
What's up with me: Got engaged... Two years with her
LOVE TRANSFORMERS AND ANIME
I'm 5'1 and a half" (im short...I grew one and a half inches!)
My hair and eyes are both brown and i have red and blonde highlights.
I love Jazz,(yo lets kick this place!), Ironhide,(Punk-ass decepticon), Ratchet,(the boys pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.), Optimus,( Autobots, roll out!), and Sideswipe, (Damn, I'm Good.) The twins Mudflap, (YO, that hurt!) and Skids,(Its supposed to hurt. Its an Aft-whupping!) are hilarious.
funny quotes from transformers and transformers 2:
(Ratchet runs into power lines, shocking him and causing a tremor throughout the neighborhood)
Tooth Fairy Girl: (to a giant robot as it emerges from a swimming pool and steps over her) Excuse me, are you the Tooth Fairy?
Jazz: What's crackin' little bitches?
(Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok)
Judy Witwicky: (barging into Sam's bedroom, her husband in tow) Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating?
Jetfire: What do you want?
Sam Witwicky: Hey, you know the glyphs? These? The symbols that have been rattling around in my head?
(the Twins are presented with new alternate modes)
(an ice cream truck trundles along a Shanghai road)
Skids: Oh, look who came sashaying back!
THAT S ALL I GOT THATS FUNNY. LOL
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!
1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.
2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.
3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.
4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.
5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!
6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.
7. Dreams transformer pairings.
8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.
9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.
10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins.
11. Makes refrences to Transformers in every school subject.
12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.
13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.
14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her sister.
15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots.
16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.
17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister. (I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one...
18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.
19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.
20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.
21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.
22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.
23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Prowl.
24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.
25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer...
TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!
If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!
name: Kaiyanah "Kaiya or Kai" Witwicky
height: 5'2 (she is petite!)
weight:120 (some muscle.)
hair color: white blonde with blue streaks
eye color: Amethyst
likes: Barricade, Mountain Dew, Sharpies, Electric Blue Slurpee's from the Convenient store.
Dislikes: Spiders, Megatron, Death, and Shockwave
Pets: A grey husky/wolf named Knight
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