Caris L. Clearwater
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Joined 12-07-09, id: 2171559, Profile Updated: 12-07-09
Author has written 14 stories for Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Gone, and Gifted, Marilyn Kaye.

Name: Caris L. Clearwater

Age: Somewhere between 11 and 14

Grade: Middle School...somewhere...

Residence: U. S. V. I. (stands for United States Virgin Islands--I live on one of the three islands owned.)

Hobbies: Singing (to annoy my neighbors--especially the ones across the street. Grr.), acting (I have multiple personalities. Try to keep up.), and writing.

Places I hang out: Max-Dan-Wiz.com Same pen name.

Random Info: Okay. I L. O. V. E. the books Gone, Maximum Ride (could you guess?), Harry Potter, Twilight, Dark Visions, Flipped, Airhead, The Mediator...I could go on all day.I love movies, buttery popcorn, and dogs. I hate sports; the Tigers are the only exception. (Detroit girl here, despite where I live.) I also hate bad grammar and unnecessary spelling mistakes--it's called spell check people. I hope to write many things in the future, and I hope you all enjoy what writing I post. Feel free to chat! I love talking to people on the internet! (much more fun than in real life.) Okay, I'll stop babbling now.

Peace, Love, and Baby Ducks!

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,486 - Reviews: 6219 - Favs: 9,765 - Follows: 10,419 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Sharpest Lives by fihli reviews
Set after GONE. Caine, Drake, and Diana meet a girl who's fate quickly becomes intertwined with theirs. (Apologies for overdone theme of Drake-And-A-Girl. Updated after two year hiatus.)
Gone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,807 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Drake M.
The Odd Ones by Anesther reviews
Contains drabbles/oneshots. They had been the first to break a thousand year old tradition; maybe they were meant for each other, these odd ones. Accepts requests for different drabbles! -insanely likes prompts-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 98 - Words: 61,844 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Let the Mystery Be by Somilge reviews
Or the other 90 ways Sam watched Dean die during that sadistic Tuesday. Set During Ep03.11 'Mystery Spot'.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 7,351 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Sam W., Dean W., Gabriel
Principles and Elements by Grim Revolution reviews
A dragon reserve in the Canadian Rockies is thrown into chaos by two new recruits; a Night Fury and Hiccup, the city boy from Pennsylvania. AU
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,618 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
The Bad Assery Of Neville Longbottom by JEDIJESSICUH reviews
Chuck Norris jokes are so before that one time Neville cut off Nagini's head. Summoning amusement from the web and various sources, I bring you the bad assery of the one, the only: Neville Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Neville L., Nagini
Fang's Journal by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Saint here decided, after a little fight we had, that I deserve my own 'Fanfiction'. She even took the liberty of stealing my journal to make it...Yeah. So, this is excerpts of my journal, rather I like it or not...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang - Complete
What Went Before by seaandstars reviews
'I told you,' he whispered, his lips brushing her ear, 'you can't survive without me. Stop fighting it because in the end – I always win.' He gave a short laugh, his hot breath sending shivers down her spine.
Gone - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,472 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Drake M., Orc
Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel by tgypwya reviews
Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
13, Unlucky For Some: The Book of Max by Absolutely Fabulous reviews
A collection of unrelated Maximum Ride shorts and poetry. Takes five minutes to read per entry but the impact will last a lifetime.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009
Give a Little Bit by Skye Maxwell reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles. Different themes, characters, genres, and whatnot. Quick and fun to read. Suggest a drabble idea, and I might write it and dedicate it to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 100 - Words: 22,053 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Break the Law by Cocoalata reviews
'We all know that laws are important and have to be respected. But sometimes sticking to them might be more of a sin than breaking them...' Z/C; rated a rather high T for twincest; attempt to improve the average twincest-story level. Dramance
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,267 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Zack M., Cody M.
Speak by Armygirl0604 reviews
Meet Fang-the foster kid who just can't get a break. Meet Max-the girl who's determined to make him feel welcome in her home. Is Fang just afriad to talk or is there something wrong with him? And is Max falling in love with her foster brother? Me no own.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,821 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Strange Attractors by NotAContrivance reviews
And, so, like always, Derek took what he wanted by force.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 429,413 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Edwin V., Lizzie M.
The Mutant Diaries: Max's Journal by thunderspark12 reviews
The flock forces Max to get a journal and write in it. Max decides to write in her free time and "express her feelings". What happens when Max's journal gets in the way of relationships? Maybe even hers? Minor FAX in beginning, gradually will be more FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009
The Voice of Shawn by Somilge reviews
Shawn Spencer, psychic detective, pineapple enthusiast, one time foot and ankle model and, apparently, vessel to the Voice of God, Metatron. That last one was not going on his resume any time soon.
Crossover - Supernatural & Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 42,673 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Gabriel, Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Darkness by Kaitie McDonahue reviews
Fang rapes Max? Continued / Finished by coolchick1616
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 77,136 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Hatred by Just Slightly Obsessed reviews
Their lives are founded on hatred. Hatred and love. Hatred and respect. Hatred and anger. Hatred and jealousy. Hatred, and yet more hatred. It's terrible, really... but so entertaining. Caine-Diana-Drake various one-shots.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,453 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Home Invasion by ficdirectory reviews
The BAU is caught unaware on a night off, and find themselves victims of a home invasion. CHAPTER 1 ORIGINALLY WRITTEN: 10/8/10. ALL OTHERS WRITTEN 2011. **Nominated: Best Oneshot in the 2010 Criminal Minds Fanfiction Awards at Livejournal when it was a oneshot **
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
When They Chase Us by blackwolf412 reviews
Hello. It's me again. I didn't know I'd ever meet kids like me. I didn't know I'd ever fear for my life on an almost-daily basis. But you know what? I don't care. 'Cuz I'm havin' the time of my life.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 170,894 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Complete
The Pain Of Porcelain by Noxialis reviews
- Arthur/Merlin - AU - Merlin is cursed into a figurine and watches the years pass by. He becomes a possession in the Pendragon family.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 2,477 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Cold gaze by PopcornChicken66 reviews
Drake has just met Kaya. But who is she exactly? She's different from anyone he has ever met. Could this girl possibly have the ability to make Drake feel things he's never felt before? Please R&R.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,592 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Drake M. - Complete
TAE Bloopers by Aleria14 reviews
Have you ever wondered what screw ups the MR characters made while making the first book? Well, here's your chance to find out. The Flock could never get it all right on the first try, and they enjoy being difficult for the directors. Some Fax. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010
Maximum Ride: The Work of the Devil by 1-ceth reviews
Fang is changing. Max thinks it's hormones, or just her own paranoia and stress. She was SO wrong.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 36,566 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Fang, Ella - Complete
Of Shrubbery and Frocks by MissHydraZen reviews
"I am a Greengrass. We are not only pure of blood, but noble and poised. And I am quite the fail if I do say so myself." Astoria is attending the party of the year. It's a very sophisticated occassion. Too bad she's absolutely bonkers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Sues and Wings by The Layman reviews
Max and the Flock run into a Mary-Sue, who immediately tries to kick Max and Angel out of the picture. This is for the "Kill Mary-Sue" contest. Plus revised verison.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,219 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Max - Complete
I, Castiel by daymarket reviews
Dean takes his first steps into the 22nd century with his very own P.A.L., the most sophisticated robot on the market. One programming muddle later, he finds himself trying to teach a stiff, contrary robot how to act human. Incomplete sequel, Firsts, may be found on LJ.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Sharpest Lives by love-child-1403 reviews
It's been years since Captain Holly Short of LEPrecon had any contact with child genius, Artemis Fowl. However, things are going south in Haven and fate will push them together once again – in the bloodiest of ways. ArtemisxHolly. Rated T, just in case.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Some Things Get Deleted For A Reason by tgypwya reviews
Fang has left, and Max has taken it upon herself to sort through his belongings. But something she finds on his laptop will change how she views Fang forever... and cause fangirls everywhere to freak the hell out. Oneshot unless you guys really love it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dylan, Iggy - Complete
Under the Bed by Deanie McQueen reviews
In which the boys find themselves unnaturally fearful of childish things, like monsters under the bed and inside closets. Set in S1. Limp!Sam, Limp!Dean, Protective!Daddy John.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,613 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
The 100 Times Sam Winchester Came Out by Veterization reviews
Teenchester!Oneshot in which Sam Winchester deals with being gay. And trying to not be. And coming out at least a few dozen times.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sam W. - Complete
A Day In Therapy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
Confession by Hastur reviews
Justin Russo thinks of himself as a good Catholic, and good Catholics go to Confession. Of course, good Catholics aren't in love with their sisters, either. Jalex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Soul Deep by Xanthe2 reviews
Most people never touch another person's soul, but when a 20 year old Leroy Gibbs meets an 8 year old Tony DiNozzo it sparks an event that links them forever. This story is set in an AU where people have external souls in animal form called daemons.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,592 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Pack by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Boy Turns to Girl and Vice Versa by flYegurl reviews
When the Flock wakes one morning, everything has changed. Be ready for Iggy and Fang in panties! Max and Nudge in boxers! Gazzy in a pink ruffled dress and a bald Angel! It's all in here... Rated for profanity and some mature content. Miggy, Figgy! ON PERMANENT HIATUS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,327 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010
Dawn by Pegasus6644 reviews
When the Flock spend the night in Forks, Edward attacks Max, and she transforms into a vampire to avoid death. Meanwhile, the Volturi helps Itex rebuild itself, to attack the Cullens with every means nessisary. Bad summary, but GREAT Story. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,161 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008
Vengeance, Absolution by kasswrites reviews
Paul is fuelled by rage when he makes Jesse disappear - rage because he wants Suze for himself. But who knows if he will still want her when she changes for the worse. Will the vengeful Paul Slater and the absolute Susannah Simon trade their ways?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009
The Hourglass by Scarlet Hour reviews
Set during book 7, Ginny's story. Alone at Hogwarts, Ginny decides to start a defense club with Blaise Zabini but ends up in a complex situation when she comes across Hermione's old time turner. Blaise/Ginny. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,089 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
It started with the cookies by Necrophobia reviews
If only I knew . . .
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Max, Nudge - Complete
Save The World? Maybe Change It? Without A Doubt by AGrimmMelodyx3 reviews
They're on a mission. There is a basic rule: Don't Die. But this isn't the Flock you thought you knew. They're different. Click the button, turn the metaphorical page. Some say it's impossible to change the world. They're going to prove. You. Wrong.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,408 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010
Cherry Cheesecake by Undercooked reviews
Enter the world of Cherry Cheesecake, where Zuko uses Mederma for his scar, Iroh is a tea zombie, Mai and Ty Lee are the Doublemint Twins, Sokka may be more than slightly confused, and Ozai WILL NOT BE BEAT AT SCRABBLE! Crack kills, but it's so much fun!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008
Lame Deer, MT by marakparker reviews
Seriously, Lame Deer Montana? You'd need to fly to Antarctica to escape this guy. Oh, humor me, I'd probably need to go to the moon. One Summer. Susannah and Paul. Creating Hell Together. Problem is, hell on earth starts fires. Try not to get burned...
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,877 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Susannah S., Paul S.
Halo by MermaidMidna reviews
Casey's perfect little world comes crashing down on her when tragedy strikes the McDonald-Venturi household. Will she be able to make it through, or will she need some extra help from a "friend?" Based on kthxilyxxx's "Halo" video. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,304 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
WAR by Life Starts Now reviews
Drake's alive, and he has captured Diana. Caine will do anything to get her back. Even if it means starting a War with the Darkness, which has forced Lana to give it a body. Older teen for graphic torture scenes, violence, and language.
Gone - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Diana L., The Darkness
A Very Special Tree by Lanea Gisotti reviews
Have you ever heard of a tree with two names surrounded by a heart carved into it, like in cheesy love stories? In the FAYZ, there is one such tree. However, let's just say there's more to this tree than cheesy romance . . . Rated for slight language.
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Sam T.
You Smell Like Purple by luckycharms92 reviews
There is crazy laughter coming from the fire station. No one understands what is going on. Diana and Astrid go to check it out only to find our favorite boys are stoned! Total OOC-ness, but that happens when you're high on pot! Collection of one-shots.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Astrid E., Diana L. - Complete
Behind the Fights by LF7 reviews
He tried to warn him. He just didn't listen. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Earth and Wind by Permanently reviews
Dekka was the Earth, a hard shell on the outside but soft in the inside. A Dekka/Brianna poem! One-shot. Rhymes.
Gone - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Dekka, Brianna/The Breeze - Complete
It's All in the Eyebrows by applesandowls reviews
Mild Dean/Cas. Because really, haven't we all noticed there's something a little shady about Dean's eyebrows?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Mama by Skittle Dog reviews
One-shot. Song-fic. Drake's ponderings after Caine throws him into the radiation-infested mineshaft.
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Drake M. - Complete
Dreamland by ESpencer reviews
Bette's final moments from her POV. Kind of poetic, but not really. Please R&R!
Gone - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bette - Complete
Choices by luckycharms92 reviews
Parents gone, older sister gone, life is good for Jessica. Until the Coates Academy kids come on down to Perdido beach bringing Drake into her life. Sadistic, psychotic and insane but Jessica could see past all that. Will he accept her or push her away?
Gone - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,184 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Drake M. - Complete
The Masks We Wear by fihli reviews
Welcome to the world of the embodied," he said, a slight sneer playing around his lips. For Caris L. Clearwater! WARNING: Character death.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,188 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - The Darkness
Broken: A Different Ending to Book 6 by EndOfTheEarth reviews
In reality, the amount of time Max took to revive Fang in book six should have dealt him irreversible brain damage. This is the story of what would have happened.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Max, Fang
I Loved Her by Miss Rouge Apple reviews
She was a saint. She watched over children, protective and almost fearless. I was a sinner; greed consuming my thoughts, slowly, but surely. And yet I loved her. AlbertXMary
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Albert H., Mary T. - Complete
Dekka's Last Stand by Leslieisfiction reviews
The story of Dekka at Coates on the day everyone fifteen and older disappeared.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
The Nightmare that Saved My Life by Leslieisfiction reviews
Caine is still having delusions from his visit to the Darkness, nightmares are his only dreams, but perhaps that's what's keeping him alive... One-shot. T for imagery.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
Hype's iPod Shuffle Challenge! by fihli reviews
I dared myself to write drabbles for the first five songs that came on my iPod's shuffle feature, and this is what happened. Enjoy!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010
Hypocrisy by Permanently reviews
One-Shot. Drake meets his match in the form of a masochist. Just something I dreamed up, then wrote about.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Drake M. - Complete
Caine's Musical Trip Around Coates Academy by fihli reviews
And what came of it. Just a bit of humor... I think.
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Caine S. - Complete
I'll Eat You Whole by Hayley Who reviews
Joel was hungry. So hungry. So when he stumbles across a source of food how could he say no? The story on how a boy can turn into a monster. WARNING: Kinda creepy and gross. Rated T for disturbing themes. Inspired by the song WEEKEND by KISSCHASY
Gone - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
Moonrise Date by Miss Rouge Apple reviews
Maybe he should lay low... Lay low and she'll forget about it. But deep down, Drake knew Alex wouldn't stop wanting to go out on that date. DrakeXOC Dedicated to Hpyeractive Lioness!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Drake M. - Complete
JillVAH! by Vera Amber reviews
My entry for the Kill Mary Sue! Contest. Basically, Max turns into an abyss of certain destruction whens she thinks Fang's almost-nearly making out with -cue theme song- JillVAH!. Rated T because of language. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Max - Complete
Monster by Miss Rouge Apple reviews
Orc was the school bully. Just a bully. But ever since the big POOF, he's been a lot of things; a captain, an officer, a murderer, just a kid... Can he finally straighten everything out? Is he really Charles Merriman or is he in fact a monster? OrcXOC
Gone - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,315 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Orc
Matter over Mind by Vera Amber reviews
-Complete!- The flock and a Verallion OCs have a bunch of whacky adventures. Utterly silly, random, and cracky. Read: pure nonsense. Rated T because of paranoia, cursing, and spit-swapping. Fax. Eggy. Other pairings. Pre-Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,229 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
Nutty Is My Middle Name by Vera Amber reviews
Me talking to myself, Max, B/Ella, and Java, along with random characters, real people, and assorted OCs. We all know this is gonna end badly. Cue randomness, silliness, and inzanity. Rated T because of cursing and paranoia.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,999 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Max, Ella
Nothing Like the Sun by snappleducated reviews
Casey and Derek attempt to be a couple. This involves browsing for chastity belts on eBay, traumatizing the entire family, dubious school projects, seedy motel rooms, the abuse of aspirin, failed seductions, and even more pancakes.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Cereal Killer by Vera Amber reviews
The killer smiled, and an evil glint could be seen in her eyes. Basically, someone tries to kill Total. Kind of. Not really. Random ending. Rated T because of paranoia and, hello, serial killer!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Total - Complete
Drop Dead, Drake by Hayley Who reviews
A little story about Drake. Hope you enjoy. Xx.
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
A Bad Girl's Lament by fihli reviews
Diana and Caine need some relationship counseling, and during a session, Diana lets slip a little secret... But after all, a bad girl like Diana always has a motive for those things she "lets slip". Just a bit of humor!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Diana L., Drake M. - Complete
The GONE Lover's Promise by fihli reviews
A funny little poem... If you love "GONE" then you should probably read this! And yes, I was bored.
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
Want by fihli reviews
Various drabbles concerning various characters from "GONE". Inspired by 3OH!3's album, "Want".
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
The Diary by fihli reviews
The sun was up again, burning the desert sand, burning the boy laying facedown, merely a mile away from Perdido Beach, and salvation. Post-Hunger. Inspired by Hollywood Undead's song "The Diary".
Gone - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Drake M., Lana L. - Complete
Liability by Just Slightly Obsessed reviews
A 20 year old Max is searching for the last piece of her happiness. But can it really be a bitter, half-starving arsonist who really 'don't care any more' Slight Fax, oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Perfectly Perfect by Miss Rouge Apple reviews
My family is perfect. I have a perfect mom. I have a perfect dad. I have perfect aunts and uncles with perfect children. But I'm a pioneer. I'm a new, fresh start to the Merwin line. I'm sadistic. Dedicated to Caris L. Clearwater! Drake's POV
Gone - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Drake M. - Complete
Candles by It's Just a FAYZ reviews
Drake ponders on the similarities between humanity and the fragility of a candle. Oneshot. Poem.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
MR SPOOF by xxgldxx reviews
A Spoof on the Maximum Ride books. Where all the characters are out of control and things don't always go the way James Patterson wrote them..... read more inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,926 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009
FAYZbook by fihli reviews
What would happen if 'Gone' was told through the character's facebook now "FAYZbook" updates? Find out here!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009
ARI: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your ARI unit? This manual will help you take care of your neglected turncoat Eraser.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Ari B. - Complete
The Bruised Brothers by Aleria14 reviews
What happens when St. Fang of Boredom and I are talking over skype and Fang and Iggy end up in a fight? They end up with a name like 'The Bruised Brothers' and amnesia. And what's this about another child? -gasps- Read to find out
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Paparazzi by Random Inspired reviews
BxK oneshot Bartimaeus and Kitty quickly discover that the paparazzi have no understanding of the term 'Private Time'. R&R!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J. - Complete
Reason to Fight by Life Starts Now reviews
Little Pete" doesn't even know why he's fighting for the humans anymore, until his sister reminds him. Oneshot. Kinda short. K plus for older themes.
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Little Pete E., Astrid E. - Complete
A Single Black Feather Yeah, We're Getting There by AGrimmMelodyx3 reviews
“You can’t lie to me.” He looked at me now. “I know.”
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Anniversary by Sylvr reviews
She visits once a year, and always leaves the same gift. Drabble. Could be read as a romance, but more of a friendship fic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Faintly Resembling a Wedding by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Can you get married over Skype? I think you can. If so, then I'm married to Fang, and this is the proof. This also prooves that I have no life, but that's beside the point...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang - Complete
911 by MiHnn reviews
Five times that Casey McDonald sent Emily Davis a '911' text, and the one time she didn't. - Dasey. But Emily-centric.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Maximum Ride: The WTF Chromosome by Undercooked reviews
Jeb Batchelder, who is totally evil, and his assistant, Dr. Nobodycaresenough, are experimenting with the highly volatile WTF chromosome. Story comes complete with insulting commentary by Max and the constant reminder that nobody cares enough. Enjoy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2010
Through the Night by Miss Rouge Apple reviews
Mean just stared at her, his eyes hollow and evil. The circles under his eyes were darkened in the night, making his skin paler and his eyes shadowed; they looked like he had been through the most torture a human could endure. Dedicated to Hype!DrakeXLana
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Drake M., Lana L. - Complete
Those Were the Days by Jdogg1264 reviews
Nora remembered a time when she thought they hated each other... Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Allies by Hotarukun reviews
Em needs someone to trust. Anyone. Em and Steven. Friendship.
Airhead - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
When Sparks Fly by blackwolf412 reviews
Okay. I didn't ask to be genetically altered while I was in the womb. I didn't ask to be brutally attacked in some Chicago alley. I didn't ask to run into six other mutants. But it all happened anyway. So here goes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,374 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Mommy Dearest by ESpencer reviews
ONEshot: Story of why Diana was sent to Coates Academy. Rated T for very mild violence.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
Things To Be Done by AmyQueen95 reviews
When a deadly experiment takes a turn for the worse, Fang finds himself fighting for his life. There's no Max or Flock to save him this time; there's just Fang, armed only with his will to live-or die.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Fang - Complete
Can I Trust You? by Life Starts Now reviews
There is a distinct lack of slash in the Gone pairing - so I've decided to make up for it. This story is m/m, SamXDrake angst. Obviously, it is not canon.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sam T., Drake M. - Complete
Walk This Way by fihli reviews
Short oneshots for various pairings, all for different songs from The White Tie Affair's album "Walk This Way". There's some Orc and Bette, some Drake and Astrid, even some ZIL! So come on in and enjoy the random pairings!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
Secrets by fihli reviews
Everyone has secrets. Drake and Lana songfic for OneRepublic's "Secrets", set after Drake got his whip-arm. A little romance, mostly angst-ish. Yes, Drake and Lana. Together. In a pairing. I like it. R&R!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Drake M., Lana L. - Complete
Hunter Hunted by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH, mostly UST, post TTP. Months after Opal's escape at Hook Head, Artemis and Holly are again thrown together when an LEP officer goes missing, and reports surface of a 'monster' in Fort Tryon Park, Manhattan.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,937 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Lullaby by Hotarukun reviews
Josh could spontaneously combust and Drake wouldn't be surprised. He was accident waiting to happen. An accident that Drake relies on. Brother/Friendship.
Drake & Josh - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Drake P., Josh N. - Complete
Forgotten Moments by thebrunetteone reviews
I love you too," I murmured, but he was in another place already... Sam & Astrid. "There was no way I could care, not in the slightest..." Diana & Caine
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010
The Matchmaker by conception.creation reviews
Eight lousy, stinking months have gone by and Nathaniel still refuses to let him go home. Bartimaeus gets creative. NxK AU set between GE and PG.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,153 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Nathaniel, Kitty J. - Complete
Birthmark by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
Fang pressed his fingers against his forehead. A vein started to throb dangerously above his right eye. She stared. “And did you ever wonder,” Fang said slowly, “what would happen if the kids walked in on you?” Strongly implied Miggy, Fudge.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Nudge - Complete
Self Esteem by Armygirl0604 reviews
Drake's just a sucker with no self esteem! Song: Self Esteem-Offspring
Gone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Drake M., Diana L. - Complete
To Remember by SomeKindofAuthor reviews
Nudge’s reaction to the Vietnam Memorial was so strong that Max made a mental note to talk about it later. Now is later, and their chat brings up issues bigger than just a field trip. missing piece from SoF
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Nudge, Max - Complete
A Man With Many Hats by Chaotic Demon reviews
One hundred professions. One hundred Shawn Spencers.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Shawn S.
Three Feet by Life Starts Now reviews
BriannaXDekka drabble. Takes place during their captivity at Coates Academy.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Brianna/The Breeze, Dekka - Complete
I Need You by Miss Rouge Apple reviews
Suddenly, Caine let go of the telekinetic grip, using both hands to grab onto Drake's shoulders. His eyes were wide, too much white showing in his usually confident, dark eyes. "I NEED YOU!" He yelled. Dedicated to Caris L. Clearwater! CaineXDrake
Gone - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Caine S., Drake M. - Complete
Welcome Home by Hotarukun reviews
Neal inevitably integrates himself into their lives anyways. Fluff. Friendship.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Neal C., Elizabeth B. - Complete
The Flock's Take on Fanfictions by Flight at Midnight reviews
A one-shot parody about the Flock's different reactions to the various stories that fanfic authors write about them: the OC's, the pairings, the powers, the pregnancies, etc.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Bruised by Miss Rouge Apple reviews
The young man's eyes were moist as he stared at the one particular burial place. The cross bore her name, scratched in crude handwriting. He whispered her name, just seeing if it gave him the same feeling as before, "Bette…"
Gone - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Orc, Bette - Complete
Lollipops And Unicorns by Super-Dog11 reviews
Seth Lollipop lives with his friends Luna, Howard Master Ferret ,and Louie Unicorn. He is suddenly attacked by Max and her gang and tooken to her house. How the heck is this goofy group gonna work with this tough-to-the-core group?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009
Break by fihli reviews
A chapter between chapter 13 and chapter 14 of "The Sharpest Lives". Alex is going to poof, and nobody has told her that they have a way of beating it. Will she stay in the FAYZ or vacate? Song is "Break" by Three Days Grace.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Drake M. - Complete
Playin' Back in Stereo by Rahmi reviews
Drake realizes something that causes him to have a no good, very bad, wished he'd never fallen out of bed bad day. Lucky for him, someone else is in the same boat.
Crossover - Drake & Josh & Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Casey M. - Complete
Nudge's BS by Tinkerbug96 reviews
What if Nudge had stayed with the group to do that survival test? My telling of what I would want to happen! Oneshot! Slightly angsty I suppose, if you use a microscope. Rated T because I'm paranoid. Niggy! Because they rock!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
YOUR Flock! by AthenaPersephone14 reviews
Have you ever wanted to fly like the Flock? Kick an Eraser's butt? Or infiltrate Itex? Now's you chance! Simply review and fill out an application.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010
Handcuffs by Moonlit Phantasy reviews
In which Harper finds out about Alex's and Justin's not-so-innocent relationship before promptly fainting. Jalex drabble
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
TwentyFour by Yessian reviews
The discovery of her expiration date gives Max a limited time left to live and set things right. It's over, tonight. WARNING, character death.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,852 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Max
Pew by theweepingblade reviews
Collection of rainy - day drabbles, leading up the spectacular final event, complete with pop princesses, polar bears, mechanical squirrels and one festive non-denominational holiday extravaganza. After all, it is Artemis, and he's a genius. hollySHORTS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Cry Little Sister by fayzrockz reviews
How would the FAYZ be changed if Caine had a conscience in the form of a sweet, innocent little sister? Would life in the FAYZ be changed for the better or the worse? And is sweet little Isabell really as sweet as she seems?
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009
Tales of Romance by Foaly by Captain Holly Short of the LEP reviews
I, the fantastic Foaly, am writing the best book yet, full of romance and joy, until two people who are clueless for their love for one another spoil it for me. Possible Artemis/Holly, depending on whether they see it for themselves.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Foaly - Complete
The Easy Life by It's Just a FAYZ reviews
Life must be pretty easy as a bully; no pressure, no morals, no fears. Set after Gone, before Hunger. M for coarse language. Oneshot
Gone - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Twilight in a Nutshell: A Parody by Fake Crowley reviews
As the title may suggest, it's a parody of the entire first novel of Twilight. Compressed for your enjoyment. Eat your heart out, Evil Iguana Productions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009
Run away by Necrophobia reviews
Sounds she no longer heard. She heard nothing but silence. Her blank eyes stared aimlessly into the black sky, her body motionless beneath him. It was too late. Time could not be taken back. The moment had passed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,308 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Complete
Cooties by EreshkigalGirl reviews
“Sooo,” Derek mused as he slid into the seat behind Casey, “one question—why are you wearing my shirt? Didn’t Nora have anything drier-fresh enough for you, princess?”--Rated T as a precaution. Casey gets a mite miffed. One-shot. Not-quite Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Zanna Assassin: Kill Maximum Ride by AmyQueen95 reviews
There's a new threat to the Flock's saftey now, and she may be the worst one yet. Fang's afraid of her. Angel can't read her mind. Worst of all, her mission in life is to kill Max. Who is she? Meet Zanna, the ten-year-old assassin. Pre-MAX, now complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,687 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Iron and Copper by Life Starts Now reviews
Oneshot. Post "Hunger." Rated T for minor swearing and blood. Lana tries to heal a boy wounded in battle. She is confronted with her own personal demons as she fights to save his life. Minor angst. Lana X Quinn, if you use a microscope.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Lana L. - Complete
Seeing by whiteknightgirl reviews
Iggy explains how he sees things. How he does things. How he's himself when Max asks how to fight with her eyes shut. R&R please. :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
The Many Deaths of Fang the Birdkid by Vera Amber reviews
My Life4Fang oneshot. The flock, who're running away from Flyboys, stumble upon a Life4Fang convention. The FANGirls kill the Flyboys with minkles, herring, skittles, etc. Then Fang dies 13- er, 12 times. Rated T because of paranoia. Oneshot. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Fang - Complete
Full Moon by Alydia Rackham reviews
Jacob said: "I was the natural path your life would have taken…If the world was the way it was supposed to be."Is that true? AU, a reimagining of Twilight, starting at the beginning. Jacob/Bella, Bella's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,293 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Skipper’s Isle by The Utensils reviews
This is the tale about how The Giant Squid and Skipper got together. Song fic based off the Gilligan's Island theme song.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
A Golden Fire by TaiganB reviews
Being summoned after a restful 200 years in The Other Place means Spelevis is just a little bit peeved. As if things can't get any worse, his master charges him with an almost impossible task. But in a London where magic governs all, anything is possible.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,282 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J.
Step Siblings: Growing love by Keily Bee reviews
Jake is starting to notice. Suze is starting to notice. Even Jesse is starting to notice! Notice what? That Jake and Suze might be meant to be more than just Step-Sibs! Can their love survive ghost, ex-girlfriends, ex-boyfriends and a cruel, cruel world?
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Susannah S., Jake A./Sleepy
The Blue Borderline by Nari-nick reviews
They are lonely, and the Blue Borderline seperates them. And the thought of meeting again is the only thing that keeps them going. So, what can be done? BK
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,067 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J.
Restless Spirit by conception.creation reviews
Quick thinking saves Kitty from assassination – unfortunately, she’s now without a body. Can she solve her own murder in time to stop a massive conspiracy threatening Britain itself? BxK
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,597 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J. - Complete
A Story of All Things Random by PopItLikeAPopTart reviews
I'm sure here on fanfiction we can relate to having an extremely random mind. So basically, this is a random collection of little stories I thought of one day for whatever reason. No bias! There's plenty of making fun of every character! All humor!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
Hannah Montana VS Voldemort by lightofhislife reviews
What would happen? Rated K for ridiculous violence and a lot of glitter. One-shot with epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Voldemort, Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Messing With Max 2 by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
My cousin gave me the title. During SOF, after Max is replaced, Fang has a way to figure out whether it's really her... and then decides to have some fun with it. Kinda Fax. T to be safe!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Fang, Maya A./Max 2 - Complete
NUDGE: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Do you wonder if is it possible for your NUDGE unit to stop talking? Well so do we.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Nudge - Complete
Two and Again by nopenopnope reviews
A series of drabbles focusing on various pairings, points of view and situations. Most pairings will be Bartimaeus/Nathaniel or Ptolemy/Bartimaeus
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,965 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/26/2008
Ten Little Tiptons by Jane Poirot reviews
Zack and Cody have to rewrite the Agatha Christie classic 'And Then There Were None' as an English assingment and soon learn that art imitates life...
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,645 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Zack M., Cody M. - Complete
Dates and Dates by Vera Amber reviews
Max and Fang go to the movies, but everything goes wrong. Totally random and crazy. Involves Fax, Eggy disguised as Sissa, minor Dr. Marang disguised at Frigid, the chicken dance, and face masks. Rated T because of paranoia. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Java Runtime Error by Vera Amber reviews
At seventeen, Fang and Max run away to Vegas to get married. They move to France. A year later, they have a kid named Java. Or do they? Minor Fax, minor Eggy, minor Crava. Random and cracky. Rated K plus because of paranoia. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete
Code Names for Puberty by Lady Azura reviews
Puberty is never easy, and for Edwin Venturi and Lizzie McDonald, things are about to get a lot more interesting… and complicated. Lizwin. Implied Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,326 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edwin V., Lizzie M. - Complete
Induced with Madness by snappleducated reviews
LWD does The Princess Bride. Sam breaks the fourth wall, Truman dies a couple times, Casey demands a different romantic lead, and Derek keeps on cheating. Yes, there’s still a lot of UST.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Gone AIM by north-north-west reviews
What if the characters of GONE had AIM? Enjoy and please comment. Now with multiple chapters!
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008
Now I Know by Skye Maxwell reviews
"This is the story of how my life ended..." The answer to the question of why Max consistently turns down a relationship with her right-hand man and best friend is answered. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - [Fang, Max] - Complete
For Reasons Unknown by snappleducated reviews
It would take exploding pee, a jammed elevator, and phone-sex on conference call to get these two together. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Servant of the Darkness by Elliot Green reviews
Deep in a cave lies the most evil of creatures... Some thoughts on it by its loyal servant.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Dead by Pegasus6644 reviews
When Max is killed by Ari, Fang and the rest of the flock are out for revenge. But the flock falls apart, and it becomes a desperate struggle just to survive together. FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,597 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Be My Bridegroom by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
It's every little girl's dream to grow up and one day be the beautiful bride of a handsome prince. Unfortunately for Iggy, he's not an expert on little girls. Angel x Iggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Angel, Iggy - Complete
MasterPiece by Affectionate-Ferret reviews
In the Childhoods of Ben and Kevin, Kevin is the daycare bully and Ben is the 'Victim' during paint time. Kevin is caught and must say sorry. The ending is funny. BeVin -kinda- Cuteness for sure.
Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Fifty: High and Low by Chaotic Demon reviews
In which Lassiter contemplates his superiors.
Crossover - Monk & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Randy D., Carlton L. - Complete
FANG: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your FANG unit? This manual will help you take care of your stoic bird kid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Fang - Complete
Smart by Canadian Belle reviews
Beta: BugFan4Ever. Sheen isn't the smartest guy around, but even he can see there's something up with her. Why hasn't anyone else noticed? Or, better question: What would UltraLord do to stop it? S/L, kinda J/C and S/C friendship
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,295 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Sheen E., Cindy V.
MAX: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your MAX unit? This manual will help you take care of your kick-butt leader.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Max - Complete
Promise of a Lifetime by Kari Kurofai reviews
A twincest angst thing. Had to make it for Creative Writing. :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
ANGEL: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your ANGEL unit? This manual will help you take care of your blonde little princess.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Angel - Complete
Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete
Caught in the Act by Affectionate-Ferret reviews
SANDRA CATCHES BEN DOING THINGS WITH KEVIN...NAUGHTY THINGS! BeVin
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
The Hostess by Undercooked reviews
Enter the world of The Hostess; a story as tasteless as a Twinkie. In it, Melanie and Wanderer become Melander, Kyle is an otter, Doc is not quite himself, and the KKK is more fun than it used to be. But for your own safety...don't read more than once!
Host - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2009
The Benefits to Elopement by snappleducated reviews
Derek and Casey get married. Or they try to. It’d help if they stopped filing for divorce halfway through exchanging vows. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Poke by PopItLikeAPopTart reviews
When Brad decides to do a science experiment on the temperment of people, so he goes up to an unsuspecting tall emo guy to do his experiment on. Guess what high-strung boy this is? One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
One Regret by SomeKindofAuthor reviews
Nudge harbors hope of finding her parents, but when she gets her mom's adress, she has doubts. Iggy doesn't want her to go; everytime he thinks of losing her, there’s a sharp pressure in his chest. But he doesn’t stop her. What happens when Nudge leaves?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
All's Fair by Marmalade Fever reviews
Blood warms the heart in love and runs freely in war, and all is fair either way. DMHG One-shot, 2nd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best Mystery
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Check Yes by Lady Azura reviews
Passing notes during History class has never been so fun. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
If You Truly Love Me by Affectionate-Ferret reviews
BeVin- Ben feels a little unsure if he's ready because of his age. But then he realizes with a little push from Kevin that if you truly love someone, age doesn't matter. One-Shot! Make-Up Story
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
I Want a Smoothie by Affectionate-Ferret reviews
Ben craves a smoothie so Kevin finally decides to get one for him. But it turns out it's the wrong flavor and it suddenly sends Ben into a fit of annoyingness. But when he gets too annoying Kevin decides make him to shut up. BeVin One-Shot
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Karma by sugah66 reviews
The universe obviously has it out for him. There can be no other explanation. Dasey. Oneshot. Rated to be safe.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Emmett Cullen's Jug Band Christmas by Undercooked reviews
A parody of 'Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas'. C'mon, Emmet and Alice Otter? It was BEGGING to be parodied! Crack isn't a writing style, it's a way of life! T for mild language, drug use, and frequent removal of pants. Bad Carlisle!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Emmett
Two Twits and a Clever Lady by faithwood reviews
Harry wants Draco, Draco wants Harry, and Pansy wants gold. All in all, this is not a bad situation. Hogwarts!fic, Humour, HPDM, SLASH, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Casey and Derek's Fanfiction Tutorial by bluemoonwinchester reviews
The Cast of Life With Derek brings you...a fanfiction tutorial! Co-authored by Lady Eirenna and Lady Azura.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Road to Nowhere by SideshowStarlet reviews
The Dursleys flee their letter filled house, and Harry and Dudley discuss their love-hate relationship in the backseat. Based on the Family Guy song "Road to Rhode Island."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Command Dynamics by Maiyri-Omega reviews
Three-shot Double Drabble about the relationship between Anne and Jeb. EDITED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Jeb B. - Complete
The New Normal by Victoria to Worthing reviews
Edwin gets Lizzie a birthday present that wreaks havoc on the whole family. And what's with these weird new feelings, anyway? Lizwin and Dasey! Now complete!
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,172 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Avatar Alphabet by Undercooked reviews
Remember your ABC's the Avatar way! For every letter, there's something related to Avatar: The Last Airbender, and my own unique commentary. You'll never forget your ABC's again! T for language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Two Tickets to Hell, Please by Lady Azura reviews
It was wrong. Wrong on so many levels and they both knew it, but they couldn’t stop. They needed to forget and this was the only way.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Derek V., Lizzie M. - Complete
Just Another Love Story by ButterflyRae reviews
Love, death, teen pregnancy, and divorce . . . Basically, everything you could want in a Dasey and more.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
World's Craziest Family by bsloths reviews
Lizzie and Edwin get a hold of George's old video camera. What can they do with it? iCarly/Life with Derek crossover. Hints of Dasey and Seddie. Oneshot.
Crossover - Life With Derek & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Battle of the Pairings by SomeKindofAuthor reviews
A war between the pairings Eggy and Niggy! The battle for Iggy's affections! Includes a catfight between girls and some bad name calling. Then, Iggy makes a decision. Doesn't matter which pairing you prefer, it ends nicely for both.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
Practicality by Rosethorn reviews
Harry Dresden does not subscribe to the EPIC DRAMA school of wizarding. Crossover with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
An Acquired Taste by dwu reviews
Time makes the heart grow fonder?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,215 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007
The Riddlyr by Armageddon Child reviews
I am the beginning. I am the end. I am every drop of blood you've ever split, every child you've ever killed, every soul you've ever damned... see inside for full introduction
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Live a Little Dangerously by soulmatesDC reviews
Parents away for the weekend, check. Party going on in the living room, check. Derek and Casey locked in the bathroom, check. Same outcome as before, not on your life.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Lily's Light by Alydia Rackham reviews
After Lily Evans saves Severus Snape from James Potter's taunting, Severus reluctantly accepts her persistent friendship, and what he then discovers about himself takes him by surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Accursed Gift by billy morph reviews
Don't take candy from strangers and don't take injections from White Coats. It's just common sense.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
The Ominous Blue Box by Giver of Roses reviews
Trouble surrounds Barti. and Nat because of Nat's disturbing obsession with a box. A blue box. Of Paperclips. Much gloating over Voldemort's looming demise and many references to Cheetos. Flames welcomed with open arms...NICE reviews get cookies!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Nothing Heals Me Like You Do by jannikajade reviews
An engagement announcement sends 26 year old Casey Macdonald exploring things she thought she was done with forever. DASEY. Complete.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,741 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
Then and Now by Ashily reviews
Fang and Iggy were best friends once upon a time, but as they grew up they grew apart. Now, on the verge of adulthood they find themselves growing closer than ever, if fate doesn't tear them apart. FangIggy. No SOF. DONE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,166 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
And then, well, they do IT by soulmatesDC reviews
Um . . .yeah. Parody of our favorite couple. THIS IS A PARODY PEOPLE, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WORD MEANS, LOOK IT UP!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Over the Brink Of Insanity by Coondog reviews
Ever think the world of Ride was a little fishy? Here's why. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Why You Cannot Trust Bartimaeus Shopping by ValkyrieRavenfeather reviews
Nathaniel recieves a mysterious letter from his favorite shopping area. Is Bartimaeus at fault? Most certainly! Rated T due to very minor sexual references. I could probably get by with lower.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Second Rate Imperfection by Kiseki-no-neko reviews
I’ll always be secondbest, can’t quite measure up to Fang, but I’ll deal with it, because she’s Maximum Ride, and I don’t think I’ll ever stop loving her. -Iggy POV- -Oneshot- -Onesided Miggy- -Fudge- -Onesided Fax-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Iggy, Max - Complete
5 More Things That Never Happened to Maximum Ride by billy morph reviews
How things could have worked out if they had just gone diffently. Again, try and figure out what.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
A Sarcastic Endeavor by OverlyDramatic reviews
Making fun of Dasey cliches, even though I love the pairing. Not quite like the last one, but possibly related.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete
Like You by Kiseki-no-neko reviews
He couldn’t look at her, if he did, she’d leave, vanish as if she were never there, nothing but her scent left in the breeze. -FangxNudge- -Character death- -Oneshot-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Fang, Nudge - Complete
5 Things That Never Happened to Maximum Ride by billy morph reviews
Five shorts of what could of happened if events went differently. I'll let you guess what was the difference was in each one.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
A Satire by OverlyDramatic reviews
A humorous look at Dasey stories, which in no way bashes the actual pairing.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete
They Remember by IllaSc reviews
They all remember the School, and all deal with it differently. Here's how... Oneshot. Pretty dark, for me at least. T to be absolutely, positively safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Fancy by lairy fights reviews
[HarryDraco] [ONESHOT] 'Actually, you did toss me up against the wall,' Draco pointed out. 'Rather kinky of you, Potter. I would never have guessed you liked it rough.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
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NINE reviews
A closer look at the mindsets of all the Gifted characters; from Amanda to Ken to even the elusive and mysterious Carter. Grouping of Drabbles. Please read if you're bored and astounded at how few stories are in this fandom...
Gifted, Marilyn Kaye - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Carter, Martin C.
Stranger Danger reviews
Diana and Drake learn the hard way about the consequences of ignoring their mothers' advice: don't accept rides from strangers. A weird oneshot and a non-romance Drake/Diana. Before Hunger and Lies. For Miss Rouge Apple!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Diana L., Drake M. - Complete
Possessive reviews
Drake isn't a possessive person; that is, unless the possession in question is Caine. A Caine/Drake oneshot. Not too much romance...For Hyperactive Lioness!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Caine S., Drake M. - Complete
Gone Drabbels! reviews
Just a bunch of random drabbels I came up with. All the drabbels that shouldn't, but indecently will, happen. Feel free to review and flame. I always need a steady fire going to roast my marshmallows!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,320 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010
Gone Playlist! reviews
Basically I stole Hyperactive Lioness's challenge to put your ipod on shuffle and write five drabbles in accordance with the first five songs you hear. Various pairings. Feel free to read if you're bored and have popcorn at hand...
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Allowed to Forget reviews
Twenty years is a long time to wait. To be without Max. So Fang's found the perfect solution...the perfect copy. Written for boredom and the wonders of the Max Ride website.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Fang, Maya A./Max 2
One FAYZ at a Time reviews
Drabbles told from the point of view of each member of the FAYZ. Written to Sheryl Crow songs--try to guess which ones! Enjoy!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
Thirst reviews
When Astrid and the other Council members search for a supply of fresh water and run into Caine, chaos ensues. Now both Astrid and Caine are trapped in a collapsed cave, and time is running out for Sam and Diana to save them. For Hyperactive Lioness!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,589 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Caine S., Astrid E.
The Girl in the Other Room reviews
Jenna is a mysterious mute with way too many enemy's for Max's liking. But when she joins the flock, things start heating up. Is Jenna taking too much interest in Fang? Who is the strange hybrid hunting the flock? Will Max save the world? Find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,179 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Fang, Max
Um, Poof? reviews
A parody in which Astrid is a dork, Caine is obsessed with his hair, Drake is madly in love with Diana, Pete has a potty mouth, and Howard is a drag queen. The FAYZ will never be the same again.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Parody/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,915 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Edilio E., Astrid E.
Portaling: Do's and Don'ts reviews
Magic. It can be a problem. And no one knows better than Portal witch, Violetta Parker. So she knows she's potentially screwed when she's sucked into a Portal with no way out. Good news? She's run into the Flock. Bad news? She might never make it home.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Iggy
Super Hero reviews
Jack doesn't believe he's a hero. But when the Breeze asks him to save a small boy stuck under a tree, how can he refuse her? Will Jack finally discover that the true meaning of being a hero doesn't include a cape? For Rouge Apple!
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Computer Jack, Brianna/The Breeze - Complete
Ice Cream, Anybody? reviews
A wacky story for the Kill MarySue! contest. Max and Fang are interviewing new characters for parts in Fang when things get...well, completely nutzo. Includes talkative bird kids, Red-haired Wonders, Candy Mountain angels, and more!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Max, Angel - Complete
Snap Shot reviews
Just a short story on Holly trying to convince Artemis that they shouldn't have a relationship. My first story, so please R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
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