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Joined 12-07-09, id: 2171559, Profile Updated: 12-07-09

Author has written 14 stories for Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Gone, and Gifted, Marilyn Kaye.

Name: Caris L. Clearwater

Age: Somewhere between 11 and 14

Grade: Middle School...somewhere...

Residence: U. S. V. I. (stands for United States Virgin Islands--I live on one of the three islands owned.)

Hobbies: Singing (to annoy my neighbors--especially the ones across the street. Grr.), acting (I have multiple personalities. Try to keep up.), and writing.

Places I hang out: Max-Dan-Wiz.com Same pen name.

Random Info: Okay. I L. O. V. E. the books Gone, Maximum Ride (could you guess?), Harry Potter, Twilight, Dark Visions, Flipped, Airhead, The Mediator...I could go on all day.I love movies, buttery popcorn, and dogs. I hate sports; the Tigers are the only exception. (Detroit girl here, despite where I live.) I also hate bad grammar and unnecessary spelling mistakes--it's called spell check people. I hope to write many things in the future, and I hope you all enjoy what writing I post. Feel free to chat! I love talking to people on the internet! (much more fun than in real life.) Okay, I'll stop babbling now.

Peace, Love, and Baby Ducks!

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6791 - Favs: 11,707 - Follows: 10,642 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete

The Sharpest Lives by fihli reviews

Set after GONE. Caine, Drake, and Diana meet a girl who's fate quickly becomes intertwined with theirs. (Apologies for overdone theme of Drake-And-A-Girl. Updated after two year hiatus.)

Gone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,807 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Drake M.

The Odd Ones by Anesther reviews

Contains drabbles/oneshots. They had been the first to break a thousand year old tradition; maybe they were meant for each other, these odd ones. Accepts requests for different drabbles! -insanely likes prompts-

How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 98 - Words: 61,844 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless

Let the Mystery Be by Somilge reviews

Or the other 90 ways Sam watched Dean die during that sadistic Tuesday. Set During Ep03.11 'Mystery Spot'.

Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 7,351 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Sam W., Dean W., Gabriel

Principles and Elements by Grim Revolution reviews

A dragon reserve in the Canadian Rockies is thrown into chaos by two new recruits; a Night Fury and Hiccup, the city boy from Pennsylvania. AU

How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,618 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Hiccup - Complete

Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews

So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max

The Bad Assery Of Neville Longbottom by JEDIJESSICUH reviews

Chuck Norris jokes are so before that one time Neville cut off Nagini's head. Summoning amusement from the web and various sources, I bring you the bad assery of the one, the only: Neville Longbottom.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Neville L., Nagini

Fang's Journal by St. Fang of Boredom reviews

Saint here decided, after a little fight we had, that I deserve my own 'Fanfiction'. She even took the liberty of stealing my journal to make it...Yeah. So, this is excerpts of my journal, rather I like it or not...

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang - Complete

What Went Before by seaandstars reviews

'I told you,' he whispered, his lips brushing her ear, 'you can't survive without me. Stop fighting it because in the end – I always win.' He gave a short laugh, his hot breath sending shivers down her spine.

Gone - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,472 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Drake M., Orc

Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel by tgypwya reviews

Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete

13, Unlucky For Some: The Book of Max by Absolutely Fabulous reviews

A collection of unrelated Maximum Ride shorts and poetry. Takes five minutes to read per entry but the impact will last a lifetime.

Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009

Give a Little Bit by Skye Maxwell reviews

A series of unrelated drabbles. Different themes, characters, genres, and whatnot. Quick and fun to read. Suggest a drabble idea, and I might write it and dedicate it to you.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 100 - Words: 22,053 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete

Break the Law by Cocoalata reviews

'We all know that laws are important and have to be respected. But sometimes sticking to them might be more of a sin than breaking them...' Z/C; rated a rather high T for twincest; attempt to improve the average twincest-story level. Dramance

Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,267 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Zack M., Cody M.

Speak by Armygirl0604 reviews

Meet Fang-the foster kid who just can't get a break. Meet Max-the girl who's determined to make him feel welcome in her home. Is Fang just afriad to talk or is there something wrong with him? And is Max falling in love with her foster brother? Me no own.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,821 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete

Strange Attractors by NotAContrivance reviews

And, so, like always, Derek took what he wanted by force.

Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 429,413 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Edwin V., Lizzie M.

The Mutant Diaries: Max's Journal by thunderspark12 reviews

The flock forces Max to get a journal and write in it. Max decides to write in her free time and "express her feelings". What happens when Max's journal gets in the way of relationships? Maybe even hers? Minor FAX in beginning, gradually will be more FAX.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009

The Voice of Shawn by Somilge reviews

Shawn Spencer, psychic detective, pineapple enthusiast, one time foot and ankle model and, apparently, vessel to the Voice of God, Metatron. That last one was not going on his resume any time soon.

Crossover - Supernatural & Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 42,673 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Gabriel, Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete

Darkness by Kaitie McDonahue reviews

Fang rapes Max? Continued / Finished by coolchick1616

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 77,136 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete

Hatred by Just Slightly Obsessed reviews

Their lives are founded on hatred. Hatred and love. Hatred and respect. Hatred and anger. Hatred and jealousy. Hatred, and yet more hatred. It's terrible, really... but so entertaining. Caine-Diana-Drake various one-shots.

Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,453 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete

Home Invasion by ficdirectory reviews

The BAU is caught unaware on a night off, and find themselves victims of a home invasion. CHAPTER 1 ORIGINALLY WRITTEN: 10/8/10. ALL OTHERS WRITTEN 2011. **Nominated: Best Oneshot in the 2010 Criminal Minds Fanfiction Awards at Livejournal when it was a oneshot **

Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete

When They Chase Us by blackwolf412 reviews

Hello. It's me again. I didn't know I'd ever meet kids like me. I didn't know I'd ever fear for my life on an almost-daily basis. But you know what? I don't care. 'Cuz I'm havin' the time of my life.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 170,894 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Complete

The Pain Of Porcelain by Noxialis reviews

- Arthur/Merlin - AU - Merlin is cursed into a figurine and watches the years pass by. He becomes a possession in the Pendragon family.

Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete

On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 2,725 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.

Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews

I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete

Cold gaze by PopcornChicken66 reviews

Drake has just met Kaya. But who is she exactly? She's different from anyone he has ever met. Could this girl possibly have the ability to make Drake feel things he's never felt before? Please R&R.

Gone - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,592 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Drake M. - Complete

TAE Bloopers by Aleria14 reviews

Have you ever wondered what screw ups the MR characters made while making the first book? Well, here's your chance to find out. The Flock could never get it all right on the first try, and they enjoy being difficult for the directors. Some Fax. R&R

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010

Maximum Ride: The Work of the Devil by 1-ceth reviews

Fang is changing. Max thinks it's hormones, or just her own paranoia and stress. She was SO wrong.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 36,566 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Fang, Ella - Complete

Of Shrubbery and Frocks by MissHydraZen reviews

"I am a Greengrass. We are not only pure of blood, but noble and poised. And I am quite the fail if I do say so myself." Astoria is attending the party of the year. It's a very sophisticated occassion. Too bad she's absolutely bonkers.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete

Of Sues and Wings by The Layman reviews

Max and the Flock run into a Mary-Sue, who immediately tries to kick Max and Angel out of the picture. This is for the "Kill Mary-Sue" contest. Plus revised verison.

Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,219 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Max - Complete

I, Castiel by daymarket reviews

Dean takes his first steps into the 22nd century with his very own P.A.L., the most sophisticated robot on the market. One programming muddle later, he finds himself trying to teach a stiff, contrary robot how to act human. Incomplete sequel, Firsts, may be found on LJ.

Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete

The Sharpest Lives by love-child-1403 reviews

It's been years since Captain Holly Short of LEPrecon had any contact with child genius, Artemis Fowl. However, things are going south in Haven and fate will push them together once again – in the bloodiest of ways. ArtemisxHolly. Rated T, just in case. ON HIATUS.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.

Some Things Get Deleted For A Reason by tgypwya reviews

Fang has left, and Max has taken it upon herself to sort through his belongings. But something she finds on his laptop will change how she views Fang forever... and cause fangirls everywhere to freak the hell out. Oneshot unless you guys really love it.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dylan, Iggy - Complete

Under the Bed by Deanie McQueen reviews

In which the boys find themselves unnaturally fearful of childish things, like monsters under the bed and inside closets. Set in S1. Limp!Sam, Limp!Dean, Protective!Daddy John.

Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,613 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - John W., Dean W. - Complete

The 100 Times Sam Winchester Came Out by Veterization reviews

Teenchester!Oneshot in which Sam Winchester deals with being gay. And trying to not be. And coming out at least a few dozen times.

Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sam W. - Complete

A Day In Therapy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews

A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....

Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009

Confession by Hastur reviews

Justin Russo thinks of himself as a good Catholic, and good Catholics go to Confession. Of course, good Catholics aren't in love with their sisters, either. Jalex.

Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete

Soul Deep by Xanthe2 reviews

Most people never touch another person's soul, but when a 20 year old Leroy Gibbs meets an 8 year old Tony DiNozzo it sparks an event that links them forever. This story is set in an AU where people have external souls in animal form called daemons.

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,592 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete

Fly By Twilight: The Pack by St. Fang of Boredom reviews

Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?

Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete

Boy Turns to Girl and Vice Versa by flYegurl reviews

When the Flock wakes one morning, everything has changed. Be ready for Iggy and Fang in panties! Max and Nudge in boxers! Gazzy in a pink ruffled dress and a bald Angel! It's all in here... Rated for profanity and some mature content. Miggy, Figgy! ON PERMANENT HIATUS.

Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,327 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010

Dawn by Pegasus6644 reviews

When the Flock spend the night in Forks, Edward attacks Max, and she transforms into a vampire to avoid death. Meanwhile, the Volturi helps Itex rebuild itself, to attack the Cullens with every means nessisary. Bad summary, but GREAT Story. R&R!

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,161 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008

Vengeance, Absolution by kasswrites reviews

Paul is fuelled by rage when he makes Jesse disappear - rage because he wants Suze for himself. But who knows if he will still want her when she changes for the worse. Will the vengeful Paul Slater and the absolute Susannah Simon trade their ways?

Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009

The Hourglass by Scarlet Hour reviews

Set during book 7, Ginny's story. Alone at Hogwarts, Ginny decides to start a defense club with Blaise Zabini but ends up in a complex situation when she comes across Hermione's old time turner. Blaise/Ginny. COMPLETE!

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,089 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete

It started with the cookies by Necrophobia reviews

If only I knew . . .

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Max, Nudge - Complete

Save The World? Maybe Change It? Without A Doubt by AGrimmMelodyx3 reviews

They're on a mission. There is a basic rule: Don't Die. But this isn't the Flock you thought you knew. They're different. Click the button, turn the metaphorical page. Some say it's impossible to change the world. They're going to prove. You. Wrong.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,408 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010

Cherry Cheesecake by Undercooked reviews

Enter the world of Cherry Cheesecake, where Zuko uses Mederma for his scar, Iroh is a tea zombie, Mai and Ty Lee are the Doublemint Twins, Sokka may be more than slightly confused, and Ozai WILL NOT BE BEAT AT SCRABBLE! Crack kills, but it's so much fun!

Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008

Lame Deer, MT by marakparker reviews

Seriously, Lame Deer Montana? You'd need to fly to Antarctica to escape this guy. Oh, humor me, I'd probably need to go to the moon. One Summer. Susannah and Paul. Creating Hell Together. Problem is, hell on earth starts fires. Try not to get burned...

Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,877 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Susannah S., Paul S.

Halo by MermaidMidna reviews

Casey's perfect little world comes crashing down on her when tragedy strikes the McDonald-Venturi household. Will she be able to make it through, or will she need some extra help from a "friend?" Based on kthxilyxxx's "Halo" video. Dasey.

Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,304 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete

WAR by Life Starts Now reviews

Drake's alive, and he has captured Diana. Caine will do anything to get her back. Even if it means starting a War with the Darkness, which has forced Lana to give it a body. Older teen for graphic torture scenes, violence, and language.

Gone - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Diana L., The Darkness

A Very Special Tree by Lanea Gisotti reviews

Have you ever heard of a tree with two names surrounded by a heart carved into it, like in cheesy love stories? In the FAYZ, there is one such tree. However, let's just say there's more to this tree than cheesy romance . . . Rated for slight language.

Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Sam T.

You Smell Like Purple by luckycharms92 reviews

There is crazy laughter coming from the fire station. No one understands what is going on. Diana and Astrid go to check it out only to find our favorite boys are stoned! Total OOC-ness, but that happens when you're high on pot! Collection of one-shots.

Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Astrid E., Diana L. - Complete

Behind the Fights by LF7 reviews

He tried to warn him. He just didn't listen. Dasey.

Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete

Earth and Wind by Permanently reviews

Dekka was the Earth, a hard shell on the outside but soft in the inside. A Dekka/Brianna poem! One-shot. Rhymes.

Gone - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Dekka, Brianna/The Breeze - Complete

It's All in the Eyebrows by applesandowls reviews

Mild Dean/Cas. Because really, haven't we all noticed there's something a little shady about Dean's eyebrows?

Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete

Mama by Skittle Dog reviews

One-shot. Song-fic. Drake's ponderings after Caine throws him into the radiation-infested mineshaft.

Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Drake M. - Complete

Dreamland by ESpencer reviews

Bette's final moments from her POV. Kind of poetic, but not really. Please R&R!

Gone - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bette - Complete

Choices by luckycharms92 reviews

Parents gone, older sister gone, life is good for Jessica. Until the Coates Academy kids come on down to Perdido beach bringing Drake into her life. Sadistic, psychotic and insane but Jessica could see past all that. Will he accept her or push her away?

Gone - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,184 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Drake M. - Complete

The Masks We Wear by fihli reviews

Welcome to the world of the embodied," he said, a slight sneer playing around his lips. For Caris L. Clearwater! WARNING: Character death.

Gone - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,188 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - The Darkness

Broken: A Different Ending to Book 6 by EndOfTheEarth reviews

In reality, the amount of time Max took to revive Fang in book six should have dealt him irreversible brain damage. This is the story of what would have happened.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Max, Fang

I Loved Her by Miss Rouge Apple reviews

She was a saint. She watched over children, protective and almost fearless. I was a sinner; greed consuming my thoughts, slowly, but surely. And yet I loved her. AlbertXMary

Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Albert H., Mary T. - Complete

Dekka's Last Stand by Leslieisfiction reviews

The story of Dekka at Coates on the day everyone fifteen and older disappeared.

Gone - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete

The Nightmare that Saved My Life by Leslieisfiction reviews

Caine is still having delusions from his visit to the Darkness, nightmares are his only dreams, but perhaps that's what's keeping him alive... One-shot. T for imagery.

Gone - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete

Hypocrisy by Permanently reviews

One-Shot. Drake meets his match in the form of a masochist. Just something I dreamed up, then wrote about.

Gone - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Drake M. - Complete

I'll Eat You Whole by Hayley Who reviews

Joel was hungry. So hungry. So when he stumbles across a source of food how could he say no? The story on how a boy can turn into a monster. WARNING: Kinda creepy and gross. Rated T for disturbing themes. Inspired by the song WEEKEND by KISSCHASY

Gone - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete

Moonrise Date by Miss Rouge Apple reviews

Maybe he should lay low... Lay low and she'll forget about it. But deep down, Drake knew Alex wouldn't stop wanting to go out on that date. DrakeXOC Dedicated to Hpyeractive Lioness!

Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Drake M. - Complete

JillVAH! by Vera Amber reviews

My entry for the Kill Mary Sue! Contest. Basically, Max turns into an abyss of certain destruction whens she thinks Fang's almost-nearly making out with -cue theme song- JillVAH!. Rated T because of language. Oneshot.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Max - Complete

Monster by Miss Rouge Apple reviews

Orc was the school bully. Just a bully. But ever since the big POOF, he's been a lot of things; a captain, an officer, a murderer, just a kid... Can he finally straighten everything out? Is he really Charles Merriman or is he in fact a monster? OrcXOC

Gone - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,315 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Orc

Matter over Mind by Vera Amber reviews

-Complete!- The flock and a Verallion OCs have a bunch of whacky adventures. Utterly silly, random, and cracky. Read: pure nonsense. Rated T because of paranoia, cursing, and spit-swapping. Fax. Eggy. Other pairings. Pre-Fang.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,229 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete

Nutty Is My Middle Name by Vera Amber reviews

Me talking to myself, Max, B/Ella, and Java, along with random characters, real people, and assorted OCs. We all know this is gonna end badly. Cue randomness, silliness, and inzanity. Rated T because of cursing and paranoia.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,999 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Max, Ella

Nothing Like the Sun by snappleducated reviews

Casey and Derek attempt to be a couple. This involves browsing for chastity belts on eBay, traumatizing the entire family, dubious school projects, seedy motel rooms, the abuse of aspirin, failed seductions, and even more pancakes.

Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete

Cereal Killer by Vera Amber reviews

The killer smiled, and an evil glint could be seen in her eyes. Basically, someone tries to kill Total. Kind of. Not really. Random ending. Rated T because of paranoia and, hello, serial killer!

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Total - Complete

Drop Dead, Drake by Hayley Who reviews

A little story about Drake. Hope you enjoy. Xx.

Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete

The GONE Lover's Promise by fihli reviews

A funny little poem... If you love "GONE" then you should probably read this! And yes, I was bored.

Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete

The Diary by fihli reviews

The sun was up again, burning the desert sand, burning the boy laying facedown, merely a mile away from Perdido Beach, and salvation. Post-Hunger. Inspired by Hollywood Undead's song "The Diary".

Gone - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Drake M., Lana L. - Complete

Perfectly Perfect by Miss Rouge Apple reviews

My family is perfect. I have a perfect mom. I have a perfect dad. I have perfect aunts and uncles with perfect children. But I'm a pioneer. I'm a new, fresh start to the Merwin line. I'm sadistic. Dedicated to Caris L. Clearwater! Drake's POV

Gone - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Drake M. - Complete

Candles by It's Just a FAYZ reviews

Drake ponders on the similarities between humanity and the fragility of a candle. Oneshot. Poem.

Gone - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete

MR SPOOF by xxgldxx reviews

A Spoof on the Maximum Ride books. Where all the characters are out of control and things don't always go the way James Patterson wrote them..... read more inside.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,926 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009

FAYZbook by fihli reviews

What would happen if 'Gone' was told through the character's facebook now "FAYZbook" updates? Find out here!

Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009

ARI: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews

Having a hard time with your ARI unit? This manual will help you take care of your neglected turncoat Eraser.

Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Ari B. - Complete

The Bruised Brothers by Aleria14 reviews

What happens when St. Fang of Boredom and I are talking over skype and Fang and Iggy end up in a fight? They end up with a name like 'The Bruised Brothers' and amnesia. And what's this about another child? -gasps- Read to find out

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete

Paparazzi by Random Inspired reviews

BxK oneshot Bartimaeus and Kitty quickly discover that the paparazzi have no understanding of the term 'Private Time'. R&R!

Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J. - Complete

Reason to Fight by Life Starts Now reviews

Little Pete" doesn't even know why he's fighting for the humans anymore, until his sister reminds him. Oneshot. Kinda short. K plus for older themes.

Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Little Pete E., Astrid E. - Complete

A Single Black Feather Yeah, We're Getting There by AGrimmMelodyx3 reviews

“You can’t lie to me.” He looked at me now. “I know.”

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete

Anniversary by Sylvr reviews

She visits once a year, and always leaves the same gift. Drabble. Could be read as a romance, but more of a friendship fic.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete

Faintly Resembling a Wedding by St. Fang of Boredom reviews

Can you get married over Skype? I think you can. If so, then I'm married to Fang, and this is the proof. This also prooves that I have no life, but that's beside the point...

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang - Complete

911 by MiHnn reviews

Five times that Casey McDonald sent Emily Davis a '911' text, and the one time she didn't. - Dasey. But Emily-centric.

Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete

Maximum Ride: The WTF Chromosome by Undercooked reviews

Jeb Batchelder, who is totally evil, and his assistant, Dr. Nobodycaresenough, are experimenting with the highly volatile WTF chromosome. Story comes complete with insulting commentary by Max and the constant reminder that nobody cares enough. Enjoy.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2010

Through the Night by Miss Rouge Apple reviews

Mean just stared at her, his eyes hollow and evil. The circles under his eyes were darkened in the night, making his skin paler and his eyes shadowed; they looked like he had been through the most torture a human could endure. Dedicated to Hype!DrakeXLana

Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Drake M., Lana L. - Complete

Those Were the Days by Jdogg1264 reviews

Nora remembered a time when she thought they hated each other... Dasey

Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete

Allies by Hotarukun reviews

Em needs someone to trust. Anyone. Em and Steven. Friendship.

Airhead - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete

When Sparks Fly by blackwolf412 reviews

Okay. I didn't ask to be genetically altered while I was in the womb. I didn't ask to be brutally attacked in some Chicago alley. I didn't ask to run into six other mutants. But it all happened anyway. So here goes.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,374 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete

Mommy Dearest by ESpencer reviews

ONEshot: Story of why Diana was sent to Coates Academy. Rated T for very mild violence.

Gone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete

Things To Be Done by AmyQueen95 reviews

When a deadly experiment takes a turn for the worse, Fang finds himself fighting for his life. There's no Max or Flock to save him this time; there's just Fang, armed only with his will to live-or die.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Fang - Complete

Can I Trust You? by Life Starts Now reviews

There is a distinct lack of slash in the Gone pairing - so I've decided to make up for it. This story is m/m, SamXDrake angst. Obviously, it is not canon.

Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sam T., Drake M. - Complete

Hunter Hunted by wolfraven80 reviews

AxH, mostly UST, post TTP. Months after Opal's escape at Hook Head, Artemis and Holly are again thrown together when an LEP officer goes missing, and reports surface of a 'monster' in Fort Tryon Park, Manhattan.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,937 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete

Lullaby by Hotarukun reviews

Josh could spontaneously combust and Drake wouldn't be surprised. He was accident waiting to happen. An accident that Drake relies on. Brother/Friendship.

Drake & Josh - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Drake P., Josh N. - Complete

Forgotten Moments by thebrunetteone reviews

I love you too," I murmured, but he was in another place already... Sam & Astrid. "There was no way I could care, not in the slightest..." Diana & Caine

Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010

The Matchmaker by conception.creation reviews

Eight lousy, stinking months have gone by and Nathaniel still refuses to let him go home. Bartimaeus gets creative. NxK AU set between GE and PG.

Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,153 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Nathaniel, Kitty J. - Complete

Birthmark by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews

Fang pressed his fingers against his forehead. A vein started to throb dangerously above his right eye. She stared. “And did you ever wonder,” Fang said slowly, “what would happen if the kids walked in on you?” Strongly implied Miggy, Fudge.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Nudge - Complete

Self Esteem by Armygirl0604 reviews

Drake's just a sucker with no self esteem! Song: Self Esteem-Offspring

Gone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Drake M., Diana L. - Complete

To Remember by SomeKindofAuthor reviews

Nudge’s reaction to the Vietnam Memorial was so strong that Max made a mental note to talk about it later. Now is later, and their chat brings up issues bigger than just a field trip. missing piece from SoF

Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Nudge, Max - Complete

A Man With Many Hats by Chaotic Demon reviews

One hundred professions. One hundred Shawn Spencers.

Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Shawn S.

Three Feet by Life Starts Now reviews

BriannaXDekka drabble. Takes place during their captivity at Coates Academy.

Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Brianna/The Breeze, Dekka - Complete

I Need You by Miss Rouge Apple reviews

Suddenly, Caine let go of the telekinetic grip, using both hands to grab onto Drake's shoulders. His eyes were wide, too much white showing in his usually confident, dark eyes. "I NEED YOU!" He yelled. Dedicated to Caris L. Clearwater! CaineXDrake

Gone - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Caine S., Drake M. - Complete

Welcome Home by Hotarukun reviews

Neal inevitably integrates himself into their lives anyways. Fluff. Friendship.

White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Neal C., Elizabeth B. - Complete

The Flock's Take on Fanfictions by Flight at Midnight reviews

A one-shot parody about the Flock's different reactions to the various stories that fanfic authors write about them: the OC's, the pairings, the powers, the pregnancies, etc.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete

Bruised by Miss Rouge Apple reviews

The young man's eyes were moist as he stared at the one particular burial place. The cross bore her name, scratched in crude handwriting. He whispered her name, just seeing if it gave him the same feeling as before, "Bette…"

Gone - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Orc, Bette - Complete

Lollipops And Unicorns by Super-Dog11 reviews

Seth Lollipop lives with his friends Luna, Howard Master Ferret ,and Louie Unicorn. He is suddenly attacked by Max and her gang and tooken to her house. How the heck is this goofy group gonna work with this tough-to-the-core group?

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009

Playin' Back in Stereo by Rahmi reviews

Drake realizes something that causes him to have a no good, very bad, wished he'd never fallen out of bed bad day. Lucky for him, someone else is in the same boat.

Crossover - Drake & Josh & Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Casey M. - Complete

Nudge's BS by Tinkerbug96 reviews

What if Nudge had stayed with the group to do that survival test? My telling of what I would want to happen! Oneshot! Slightly angsty I suppose, if you use a microscope. Rated T because I'm paranoid. Niggy! Because they rock!

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete

YOUR Flock! by AthenaPersephone14 reviews

Have you ever wanted to fly like the Flock? Kick an Eraser's butt? Or infiltrate Itex? Now's you chance! Simply review and fill out an application.

Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010

Handcuffs by Moonlit Phantasy reviews

In which Harper finds out about Alex's and Justin's not-so-innocent relationship before promptly fainting. Jalex drabble

Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete

TwentyFour by Yessian reviews

The discovery of her expiration date gives Max a limited time left to live and set things right. It's over, tonight. WARNING, character death.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,852 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Max

Pew by theweepingblade reviews

Collection of rainy - day drabbles, leading up the spectacular final event, complete with pop princesses, polar bears, mechanical squirrels and one festive non-denominational holiday extravaganza. After all, it is Artemis, and he's a genius. hollySHORTS.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.

Cry Little Sister by fayzrockz reviews

How would the FAYZ be changed if Caine had a conscience in the form of a sweet, innocent little sister? Would life in the FAYZ be changed for the better or the worse? And is sweet little Isabell really as sweet as she seems?

Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009

Tales of Romance by Foaly by Captain Holly Short of the LEP reviews

I, the fantastic Foaly, am writing the best book yet, full of romance and joy, until two people who are clueless for their love for one another spoil it for me. Possible Artemis/Holly, depending on whether they see it for themselves.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Foaly - Complete

The Easy Life by It's Just a FAYZ reviews

Life must be pretty easy as a bully; no pressure, no morals, no fears. Set after Gone, before Hunger. M for coarse language. Oneshot

Gone - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete

Twilight in a Nutshell: A Parody by Fake Crowley reviews

As the title may suggest, it's a parody of the entire first novel of Twilight. Compressed for your enjoyment. Eat your heart out, Evil Iguana Productions.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009

Run away by Necrophobia reviews

Sounds she no longer heard. She heard nothing but silence. Her blank eyes stared aimlessly into the black sky, her body motionless beneath him. It was too late. Time could not be taken back. The moment had passed.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,308 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Complete

Cooties by EreshkigalGirl reviews

“Sooo,” Derek mused as he slid into the seat behind Casey, “one question—why are you wearing my shirt? Didn’t Nora have anything drier-fresh enough for you, princess?”--Rated T as a precaution. Casey gets a mite miffed. One-shot. Not-quite Dasey.

Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete

Zanna Assassin: Kill Maximum Ride by AmyQueen95 reviews

There's a new threat to the Flock's saftey now, and she may be the worst one yet. Fang's afraid of her. Angel can't read her mind. Worst of all, her mission in life is to kill Max. Who is she? Meet Zanna, the ten-year-old assassin. Pre-MAX, now complete.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,687 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete

Iron and Copper by Life Starts Now reviews

Oneshot. Post "Hunger." Rated T for minor swearing and blood. Lana tries to heal a boy wounded in battle. She is confronted with her own personal demons as she fights to save his life. Minor angst. Lana X Quinn, if you use a microscope.

Gone - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Lana L. - Complete

Seeing by whiteknightgirl reviews

Iggy explains how he sees things. How he does things. How he's himself when Max asks how to fight with her eyes shut. R&R please. :

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete

The Many Deaths of Fang the Birdkid by Vera Amber reviews

My Life4Fang oneshot. The flock, who're running away from Flyboys, stumble upon a Life4Fang convention. The FANGirls kill the Flyboys with minkles, herring, skittles, etc. Then Fang dies 13- er, 12 times. Rated T because of paranoia. Oneshot. R&R?

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Fang - Complete

Full Moon by Alydia Rackham reviews

Jacob said: "I was the natural path your life would have taken…If the world was the way it was supposed to be."Is that true? AU, a reimagining of Twilight, starting at the beginning. Jacob/Bella, Bella's POV

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,293 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete

The Skipper’s Isle by The Utensils reviews

This is the tale about how The Giant Squid and Skipper got together. Song fic based off the Gilligan's Island theme song.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete

A Golden Fire by TaiganB reviews

Being summoned after a restful 200 years in The Other Place means Spelevis is just a little bit peeved. As if things can't get any worse, his master charges him with an almost impossible task. But in a London where magic governs all, anything is possible.

Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,282 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J.

Step Siblings: Growing love by Keily Bee reviews

Jake is starting to notice. Suze is starting to notice. Even Jesse is starting to notice! Notice what? That Jake and Suze might be meant to be more than just Step-Sibs! Can their love survive ghost, ex-girlfriends, ex-boyfriends and a cruel, cruel world?

Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Susannah S., Jake A./Sleepy

The Blue Borderline by Nari-nick reviews

They are lonely, and the Blue Borderline seperates them. And the thought of meeting again is the only thing that keeps them going. So, what can be done? BK

Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,067 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J.

Restless Spirit by conception.creation reviews

Quick thinking saves Kitty from assassination – unfortunately, she’s now without a body. Can she solve her own murder in time to stop a massive conspiracy threatening Britain itself? BxK

Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,597 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J. - Complete

A Story of All Things Random by PopItLikeAPopTart reviews

I'm sure here on fanfiction we can relate to having an extremely random mind. So basically, this is a random collection of little stories I thought of one day for whatever reason. No bias! There's plenty of making fun of every character! All humor!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009

Hannah Montana VS Voldemort by lightofhislife reviews

What would happen? Rated K for ridiculous violence and a lot of glitter. One-shot with epilogue.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Voldemort, Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete

Messing With Max 2 by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews

My cousin gave me the title. During SOF, after Max is replaced, Fang has a way to figure out whether it's really her... and then decides to have some fun with it. Kinda Fax. T to be safe!

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Fang, Maya A./Max 2 - Complete

NUDGE: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews

Do you wonder if is it possible for your NUDGE unit to stop talking? Well so do we.

Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Nudge - Complete

Two and Again by nopenopnope reviews

A series of drabbles focusing on various pairings, points of view and situations. Most pairings will be Bartimaeus/Nathaniel or Ptolemy/Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,965 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/26/2008

Ten Little Tiptons by Jane Poirot reviews

Zack and Cody have to rewrite the Agatha Christie classic 'And Then There Were None' as an English assingment and soon learn that art imitates life...

Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,645 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Zack M., Cody M. - Complete

Dates and Dates by Vera Amber reviews

Max and Fang go to the movies, but everything goes wrong. Totally random and crazy. Involves Fax, Eggy disguised as Sissa, minor Dr. Marang disguised at Frigid, the chicken dance, and face masks. Rated T because of paranoia. Oneshot.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete

Java Runtime Error by Vera Amber reviews

At seventeen, Fang and Max run away to Vegas to get married. They move to France. A year later, they have a kid named Java. Or do they? Minor Fax, minor Eggy, minor Crava. Random and cracky. Rated K plus because of paranoia. Oneshot.

Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete

Code Names for Puberty by Lady Azura reviews

Puberty is never easy, and for Edwin Venturi and Lizzie McDonald, things are about to get a lot more interesting… and complicated. Lizwin. Implied Dasey.

Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,326 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edwin V., Lizzie M. - Complete

Induced with Madness by snappleducated reviews

LWD does The Princess Bride. Sam breaks the fourth wall, Truman dies a couple times, Casey demands a different romantic lead, and Derek keeps on cheating. Yes, there’s still a lot of UST.

Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete

Gone AIM by north-north-west reviews

What if the characters of GONE had AIM? Enjoy and please comment. Now with multiple chapters!

Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008

Now I Know by Skye Maxwell reviews

"This is the story of how my life ended..." The answer to the question of why Max consistently turns down a relationship with her right-hand man and best friend is answered. One-shot.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - [Fang, Max] - Complete

For Reasons Unknown by snappleducated reviews

It would take exploding pee, a jammed elevator, and phone-sex on conference call to get these two together. — DerekCasey

Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete

Servant of the Darkness by Elliot Green reviews

Deep in a cave lies the most evil of creatures... Some thoughts on it by its loyal servant.

Gone - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete

Dead by Pegasus6644 reviews

When Max is killed by Ari, Fang and the rest of the flock are out for revenge. But the flock falls apart, and it becomes a desperate struggle just to survive together. FAXNESS!

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,597 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete

Be My Bridegroom by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews

It's every little girl's dream to grow up and one day be the beautiful bride of a handsome prince. Unfortunately for Iggy, he's not an expert on little girls. Angel x Iggy.

Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Angel, Iggy - Complete

MasterPiece by Affectionate-Ferret reviews

In the Childhoods of Ben and Kevin, Kevin is the daycare bully and Ben is the 'Victim' during paint time. Kevin is caught and must say sorry. The ending is funny. BeVin -kinda- Cuteness for sure.

Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete

Fifty: High and Low by Chaotic Demon reviews

In which Lassiter contemplates his superiors.

Crossover - Monk & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Randy D., Carlton L. - Complete

FANG: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews

Having a hard time with your FANG unit? This manual will help you take care of your stoic bird kid.

Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Fang - Complete

Smart by Canadian Belle reviews

Beta: BugFan4Ever. Sheen isn't the smartest guy around, but even he can see there's something up with her. Why hasn't anyone else noticed? Or, better question: What would UltraLord do to stop it? S/L, kinda J/C and S/C friendship

Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,295 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Sheen E., Cindy V.

MAX: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews

Having a hard time with your MAX unit? This manual will help you take care of your kick-butt leader.

Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Max - Complete

Promise of a Lifetime by Kari Kurofai reviews

A twincest angst thing. Had to make it for Creative Writing. :P

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete

ANGEL: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews

Having a hard time with your ANGEL unit? This manual will help you take care of your blonde little princess.

Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Angel - Complete

Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV by St. Fang of Boredom reviews

After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete

Caught in the Act by Affectionate-Ferret reviews

SANDRA CATCHES BEN DOING THINGS WITH KEVIN...NAUGHTY THINGS! BeVin

Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete

The Hostess by Undercooked reviews

Enter the world of The Hostess; a story as tasteless as a Twinkie. In it, Melanie and Wanderer become Melander, Kyle is an otter, Doc is not quite himself, and the KKK is more fun than it used to be. But for your own safety...don't read more than once!

Host - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2009

The Benefits to Elopement by snappleducated reviews

Derek and Casey get married. Or they try to. It’d help if they stopped filing for divorce halfway through exchanging vows. — DerekCasey

Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete

Poke by PopItLikeAPopTart reviews

When Brad decides to do a science experiment on the temperment of people, so he goes up to an unsuspecting tall emo guy to do his experiment on. Guess what high-strung boy this is? One-shot.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete

One Regret by SomeKindofAuthor reviews

Nudge harbors hope of finding her parents, but when she gets her mom's adress, she has doubts. Iggy doesn't want her to go; everytime he thinks of losing her, there’s a sharp pressure in his chest. But he doesn’t stop her. What happens when Nudge leaves?

Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete

All's Fair by Marmalade Fever reviews

Blood warms the heart in love and runs freely in war, and all is fair either way. DMHG One-shot, 2nd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best Mystery

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete

Check Yes by Lady Azura reviews

Passing notes during History class has never been so fun. Dasey.

Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete

If You Truly Love Me by Affectionate-Ferret reviews

BeVin- Ben feels a little unsure if he's ready because of his age. But then he realizes with a little push from Kevin that if you truly love someone, age doesn't matter. One-Shot! Make-Up Story

Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete

I Want a Smoothie by Affectionate-Ferret reviews

Ben craves a smoothie so Kevin finally decides to get one for him. But it turns out it's the wrong flavor and it suddenly sends Ben into a fit of annoyingness. But when he gets too annoying Kevin decides make him to shut up. BeVin One-Shot

Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete

Karma by sugah66 reviews

The universe obviously has it out for him. There can be no other explanation. Dasey. Oneshot. Rated to be safe.

Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete

Emmett Cullen's Jug Band Christmas by Undercooked reviews

A parody of 'Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas'. C'mon, Emmet and Alice Otter? It was BEGGING to be parodied! Crack isn't a writing style, it's a way of life! T for mild language, drug use, and frequent removal of pants. Bad Carlisle!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Emmett

Two Twits and a Clever Lady by faithwood reviews

Harry wants Draco, Draco wants Harry, and Pansy wants gold. All in all, this is not a bad situation. Hogwarts!fic, Humour, HPDM, SLASH, ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

Casey and Derek's Fanfiction Tutorial by bluemoonwinchester reviews

The Cast of Life With Derek brings you...a fanfiction tutorial! Co-authored by Lady Eirenna and Lady Azura.

Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete

Road to Nowhere by SideshowStarlet reviews

The Dursleys flee their letter filled house, and Harry and Dudley discuss their love-hate relationship in the backseat. Based on the Family Guy song "Road to Rhode Island."

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete

Command Dynamics by Maiyri-Omega reviews

Three-shot Double Drabble about the relationship between Anne and Jeb. EDITED.

Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Jeb B. - Complete

The New Normal by Victoria to Worthing reviews

Edwin gets Lizzie a birthday present that wreaks havoc on the whole family. And what's with these weird new feelings, anyway? Lizwin and Dasey! Now complete!

Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,172 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete

Avatar Alphabet by Undercooked reviews

Remember your ABC's the Avatar way! For every letter, there's something related to Avatar: The Last Airbender, and my own unique commentary. You'll never forget your ABC's again! T for language.

Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete

Two Tickets to Hell, Please by Lady Azura reviews

It was wrong. Wrong on so many levels and they both knew it, but they couldn’t stop. They needed to forget and this was the only way.

Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Derek V., Lizzie M. - Complete

Just Another Love Story by ButterflyRae reviews

Love, death, teen pregnancy, and divorce . . . Basically, everything you could want in a Dasey and more.

Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete

World's Craziest Family by bsloths reviews

Lizzie and Edwin get a hold of George's old video camera. What can they do with it? iCarly/Life with Derek crossover. Hints of Dasey and Seddie. Oneshot.

Crossover - Life With Derek & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete

Battle of the Pairings by SomeKindofAuthor reviews

A war between the pairings Eggy and Niggy! The battle for Iggy's affections! Includes a catfight between girls and some bad name calling. Then, Iggy makes a decision. Doesn't matter which pairing you prefer, it ends nicely for both.

Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete

Practicality by Rosethorn reviews

Harry Dresden does not subscribe to the EPIC DRAMA school of wizarding. Crossover with Harry Potter.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete

An Acquired Taste by dwu reviews

Time makes the heart grow fonder?

Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,215 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007

The Riddlyr by Armageddon Child reviews

I am the beginning. I am the end. I am every drop of blood you've ever split, every child you've ever killed, every soul you've ever damned... see inside for full introduction

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete

Live a Little Dangerously by soulmatesDC reviews

Parents away for the weekend, check. Party going on in the living room, check. Derek and Casey locked in the bathroom, check. Same outcome as before, not on your life.

Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete

Lily's Light by Alydia Rackham reviews

After Lily Evans saves Severus Snape from James Potter's taunting, Severus reluctantly accepts her persistent friendship, and what he then discovers about himself takes him by surprise.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete

Accursed Gift by billy morph reviews

Don't take candy from strangers and don't take injections from White Coats. It's just common sense.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete

The Ominous Blue Box by Giver of Roses reviews

Trouble surrounds Barti. and Nat because of Nat's disturbing obsession with a box. A blue box. Of Paperclips. Much gloating over Voldemort's looming demise and many references to Cheetos. Flames welcomed with open arms...NICE reviews get cookies!

Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete

Nothing Heals Me Like You Do by jannikajade reviews

An engagement announcement sends 26 year old Casey Macdonald exploring things she thought she was done with forever. DASEY. Complete.

Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,741 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete

Then and Now by Ashily reviews

Fang and Iggy were best friends once upon a time, but as they grew up they grew apart. Now, on the verge of adulthood they find themselves growing closer than ever, if fate doesn't tear them apart. FangIggy. No SOF. DONE.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,166 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Fang, Iggy - Complete

And then, well, they do IT by soulmatesDC reviews

Um . . .yeah. Parody of our favorite couple. THIS IS A PARODY PEOPLE, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WORD MEANS, LOOK IT UP!

Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete

Over the Brink Of Insanity by Coondog reviews

Ever think the world of Ride was a little fishy? Here's why. Enjoy!

Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete

Why You Cannot Trust Bartimaeus Shopping by ValkyrieRavenfeather reviews

Nathaniel recieves a mysterious letter from his favorite shopping area. Is Bartimaeus at fault? Most certainly! Rated T due to very minor sexual references. I could probably get by with lower.

Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete

Second Rate Imperfection by Kiseki-no-neko reviews

I’ll always be secondbest, can’t quite measure up to Fang, but I’ll deal with it, because she’s Maximum Ride, and I don’t think I’ll ever stop loving her. -Iggy POV- -Oneshot- -Onesided Miggy- -Fudge- -Onesided Fax-

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Iggy, Max - Complete

5 More Things That Never Happened to Maximum Ride by billy morph reviews

How things could have worked out if they had just gone diffently. Again, try and figure out what.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete

A Sarcastic Endeavor by OverlyDramatic reviews

Making fun of Dasey cliches, even though I love the pairing. Not quite like the last one, but possibly related.

Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete

Like You by Kiseki-no-neko reviews

He couldn’t look at her, if he did, she’d leave, vanish as if she were never there, nothing but her scent left in the breeze. -FangxNudge- -Character death- -Oneshot-

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Fang, Nudge - Complete

5 Things That Never Happened to Maximum Ride by billy morph reviews

Five shorts of what could of happened if events went differently. I'll let you guess what was the difference was in each one.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete

A Satire by OverlyDramatic reviews

A humorous look at Dasey stories, which in no way bashes the actual pairing.

Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete

They Remember by IllaSc reviews

They all remember the School, and all deal with it differently. Here's how... Oneshot. Pretty dark, for me at least. T to be absolutely, positively safe.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete

Fancy by lairy fights reviews

[HarryDraco] [ONESHOT] 'Actually, you did toss me up against the wall,' Draco pointed out. 'Rather kinky of you, Potter. I would never have guessed you liked it rough.'

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews

Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete

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NINE reviews

A closer look at the mindsets of all the Gifted characters; from Amanda to Ken to even the elusive and mysterious Carter. Grouping of Drabbles. Please read if you're bored and astounded at how few stories are in this fandom...

Gifted, Marilyn Kaye - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Carter, Martin C.

Stranger Danger reviews

Diana and Drake learn the hard way about the consequences of ignoring their mothers' advice: don't accept rides from strangers. A weird oneshot and a non-romance Drake/Diana. Before Hunger and Lies. For Miss Rouge Apple!

Gone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Diana L., Drake M. - Complete

Possessive reviews

Drake isn't a possessive person; that is, unless the possession in question is Caine. A Caine/Drake oneshot. Not too much romance...For Hyperactive Lioness!

Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Caine S., Drake M. - Complete

Gone Drabbels! reviews

Just a bunch of random drabbels I came up with. All the drabbels that shouldn't, but indecently will, happen. Feel free to review and flame. I always need a steady fire going to roast my marshmallows!

Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,320 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010

Gone Playlist! reviews

Basically I stole Hyperactive Lioness's challenge to put your ipod on shuffle and write five drabbles in accordance with the first five songs you hear. Various pairings. Feel free to read if you're bored and have popcorn at hand...

Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete

Allowed to Forget reviews

Twenty years is a long time to wait. To be without Max. So Fang's found the perfect solution...the perfect copy. Written for boredom and the wonders of the Max Ride website.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Fang, Maya A./Max 2

One FAYZ at a Time reviews

Drabbles told from the point of view of each member of the FAYZ. Written to Sheryl Crow songs--try to guess which ones! Enjoy!

Gone - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete

Thirst reviews

When Astrid and the other Council members search for a supply of fresh water and run into Caine, chaos ensues. Now both Astrid and Caine are trapped in a collapsed cave, and time is running out for Sam and Diana to save them. For Hyperactive Lioness!

Gone - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,589 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Caine S., Astrid E.

The Girl in the Other Room reviews

Jenna is a mysterious mute with way too many enemy's for Max's liking. But when she joins the flock, things start heating up. Is Jenna taking too much interest in Fang? Who is the strange hybrid hunting the flock? Will Max save the world? Find out!

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,179 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Fang, Max

Um, Poof? reviews

A parody in which Astrid is a dork, Caine is obsessed with his hair, Drake is madly in love with Diana, Pete has a potty mouth, and Howard is a drag queen. The FAYZ will never be the same again.

Gone - Rated: T - English - Parody/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,915 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Edilio E., Astrid E.

Portaling: Do's and Don'ts reviews

Magic. It can be a problem. And no one knows better than Portal witch, Violetta Parker. So she knows she's potentially screwed when she's sucked into a Portal with no way out. Good news? She's run into the Flock. Bad news? She might never make it home.

Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Iggy

Super Hero reviews

Jack doesn't believe he's a hero. But when the Breeze asks him to save a small boy stuck under a tree, how can he refuse her? Will Jack finally discover that the true meaning of being a hero doesn't include a cape? For Rouge Apple!

Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Computer Jack, Brianna/The Breeze - Complete

Ice Cream, Anybody? reviews

A wacky story for the Kill MarySue! contest. Max and Fang are interviewing new characters for parts in Fang when things get...well, completely nutzo. Includes talkative bird kids, Red-haired Wonders, Candy Mountain angels, and more!

Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Max, Angel - Complete

Snap Shot reviews

Just a short story on Holly trying to convince Artemis that they shouldn't have a relationship. My first story, so please R&R!

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.

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