Blondest Blondie of Them All
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Joined 12-07-09, id: 2171667, Profile Updated: 09-09-15
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

My name is Blondest Blondie of Them All, but my friends call me Blondie and you can too!

I would like to introduce a few new characters to my fan fictions for Naruto. Me and my friends got together and created them.

First off Yen: Yen has blond hair down to the middle of her back. On missions she has it up, but when she's hanging with friends it's always down. She has black eyes, but there is something you should know about Yen... She is part Uchia and part Huyga. She has both the sharingone and the beakugan and can activate them at the same time. She is leader of Ambo Black Ops and is insanely powerful. Her father was Huyga and her mother was Uchia before Itachia was forced to murder them. Itachi and Yen's sister were in love before the massicure. Yen and Itachi are very close. He's is like her older brother and she doesn't resent him for any of the deaths. She's knows he was forced to. In most fics she will be paired with either Sasuke or Neji, but there will be exceptions.

Secend, Amaya: Amaya is Yen's best friend. she is Neji's twin sister. She and her brother are very tight. Amaya has super long hair, about down to her ankles. She always has it tided up but it still gets in the way sometimes, but she refuses to cut it. She is also a Joinen amd has gray eyes. In most stories she will be paired with Itachi.

Third is Kinita: She is younger by one year than Yen and Amaya. She has short brown hair with some blond streaks. She doesn't belong to any special clan and we haven't really decided about her parents yet. She has blue eyes and is at Chunin level. Kinita is with Gaara, hopefully.

And finaly, Riku: Riku is Kinita's best friend. She is the same age. She has short blond hair, but it's more of a dirty blond. she has green eyes and is also a Chunin. her family life also remains undesided. Kinita and Riku are best friends. And Kiba and Riku are together (at least that is the ideal pairing)

So, yeah. Hope you enjoy my fan fics!

Blondie out!

Favorite Quotes

If I hadn't met you, i wouldn't like you.

If I didn't like you, I wouldnt love you.

If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you.

But I did, I do, and I will...


Insperation, seeing the beauty in things that others miss.


I'd love to help you out!

Which way did you come in?


A day without the sun is like, you know, night.


There is ALWAYS a light at the end of every tunel, just pray it isn't a train!

Don't knock on death's door... Ring the door bell, then run for it! He hates that!


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if you can read this put it in your profile

Number your twelve favorite naruto shippuden characters (in no particular
order) and answer the following questions:











Rock Lee

Lady Tsunadi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
(ShinoXRock Lee) um, no but I’m sure it would be uber funny!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Neji) Totally!!!! He’s so hot when he went to the land of snow it became the land of summer!!!!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Lady TsundaiXTobi) ahhhh…

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
(Deidara) yes, Bath Night hahaha epic!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(HinataXShino) Yes, the cutest J

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

(InoXDeidara) or (InoXSegetsu) ahh, probably InoXDeidara

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having intimacy?
(Pain on HinataXLaday Tsunadi) he would say nothing and walk out, me on the other hand I would be screaming “Holy Crap!!! My eyes!!!”

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
(ItachiXSegetsu) Madly in love, can Segetsu help Itachi come out from behind his mask and reconcile with his little brother?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
(SasukeXTobi) Ah, no

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
(PainXLady Tsunadi) Painful

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
(NejiXSasuke) No, just no

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
(Itachi) yeah, probably.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
(Rock Lee) Idk, but I don’t think so

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

(HinataXNejiXIno) Yeah, totally that would probably make for a really good story!

(15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
(Segetsu) Ah, “NO, NOT MY SWORD!!!!”

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
(Tobi) I’m a Barbie Girl

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
(SasukeXShinoXLady Tsunadi) Warning: I was on crack when I wrote this, because no one in their right mind would turn Lady Tsunadi into a pedophile.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on One?
(SegetsiXSasuke) “Hey, wanna get wet?”

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
(Rock Lee for HinataXTobi) He would say it was sick and threaten Tobi for Neji.

20) How emo is Seven?
(Pain) on a scale of 1-10, I’d say 12

21) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8
dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by trying to date 12. Alone and
broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7.
The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds
3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and2!

Sasuke and Tobi are in a happy relationship until Ino runs off with Deidara. After Tobi dumps Sasuke for Lady Tsunadi, Shino gets upset and retaliates by trying to date Lady Tsunadi. Alone and Broken-hearted, Sasuke travels in search of friend. Finally Sasuke meets Neji and Pain. The three loners meet Segetsu, who tells each of them to look for love. Neji finds Itachi, Pain gets Rock Lee, but now Sasuke is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Shino and Hinata!

22) What would be a good title for this?
Round and Round

23) What would the genre(s) be?
Romance and Humor


September 9, 2015

I'm super sorry, I hate breaking promises but i shouldn't have made that one. Writer's block has hit me hard right now, but as soon as it passes I'll be back to updating regularly. For now, I apologize again.

-Blondie Out...

August 5, 2015

Guess who's back!?!?! Feel free to hate me, I know I'm terrible with updating. I'm definitely going to be updating on a regular basis now every Wednesday until all of my current stories are completed. I'll be starting college again here in September but I'm still going to fit in time for updates! Promise!

-Blondie Out!

September 29, 2013

I have a few new stories up and running so go check them out! And I will try to update the old ones too.

-Blondie Out!

July 28, 2013

Hey guys! I'm back!! It has been awhile since I have felt the need to write. I feel badly because that means I don't update all the time. Good reason not to actually become a writer I have a bad feeling about deadlines... anyway, I here with a few updates! And also, since my back is out I will have more time too write as well. I hope I don't get carpal tunnel, wish me luck!

- Blondie Out!

March 10, 2013

Thanksto some uplifting reviews i have decided to return to fanfiction. After some drama went down between me and my friend Black Rose 1995 i had decided not to continue writing anymore, but my passion for story telling, love of Naruto, and some amazing readers I'm back and nothing will stop me now!

- Blondie Out!

July 20, 2011

So, I've been trying to update more. Like, REALLY trying, and i really appreceate all the reviews and everyone's support. Things don't always look bright, but if you look hard you can see the light at the end of th tunel. So thank you to everyone!!!!!!!!! and i will keep trying to update more.

-Blondie out!

July 14, 2011

So i just got back from Washington D.C. it was soooooooooo amazing!!!!! i loved every minute of it!! and i totally killed my phone, i dropped it one to many times (may my poor phone rest in peace, er, peices) anyway, so i got a new phone! FABULOUS!!!! I love it, it's a droid gem. Anyway, just though i'd share, lol. Oh, and i've updated Itachi's Bad Day, for those who just so happen to read this blog and that story (though i doubt that is many). Hey seriously though, if anyone actually reads this, pm me and tell me what you think. Other wise I'm not writing this with much perpose, but oh well i supose. See ya!

-Blondie Out!!!!!!!!

June 12, 2011

Well, i got my laptop! now i can write stories on the go! I'll try to update as much as possibe!

-Blondie out!

May 30, 2011

Hey peoples! have you missed me? Yeah, i didn't think so either...anyway, i am here once again and i will be posting very soon my first ever song fic!!!! (drum roll*) Yeah, sorry i haven't been on much. 4th quarter sucks! My boyfriend dumped me for drugs and my class work is piling up, not to mention finals. Ahhhhhh! So i will try to post more.

-Blondie Out!

Feb. 20, 2011

So, I've been trying to update more. And alot of people get on my case about spelling errors in my stories. To those people i would just like to say 'I suck at spelling, spell check hates me, and by the time i finish a chapter I'm so sick and tired of it i just post it. I reread it once, but once again i suck at spelling and i am also blond and miss things. i'm sorry.' And also, i hate changing it once its up so the errors always end up staying there. Ugh, i dislike snow. Just when you have a sliver of hope that spring will come it has to snow again. why must winter last so long!!!!!

sigh* Blondie Out...

Jan. 16, 2011

Holy Crap! where have i been!? so so so sorry, but i've been really busy with finals and stuff. I'm going to try and get my butt in gear here.

Also, though i'm pretty sure no one reads this or this fanfic, I'm going to change Losing You into a SasukeXSakura fic because i think it would work better with her instead of Yen. New Year's resolution: Get on as much as possible!!!!!!

-Blondie out!!!

Oct. 25, 2010

So good news and bad news. The bad news is I'm sick, like really sick. The good news is I get to stay home from school and work on fanfictions. Ugh, you guys are so lucky, me not so much.

-Blondie out *cough*hack*cough*

Oct. 11, 2010

Okay, so i would really like to apologize for not updating any of my stories in awhile. High school has me uber busy! But don't worry!!!! (if any of you are worried?) I have not forgotten or my stories and updates (as well as new stories!!) are on the way!!!

Blondie Out!

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High School Bet by Kinkycurls reviews
Four high school juniors, known as the Akatsuki, make a bet during the first week of school to go as far with one person as possible. What happens when four freshmen catch their attention but may not return their feelings? Find out how the Akatsuki tries to woo the people who unknowingly captured their heart. Sex pranks, kinkiness, fluff, lemon, yaoi and more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,733 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 12/9/2012 - [Deidara, Sasori] Itachi U., Akatsuki
The Patch Up by Kinkycurls reviews
Sequel to Game Night Tragedy. After the spat, Deidara's missing his Danna, while Sasori's longing for his blonde. When Aki decides to step in a little and patch them up, what will happen? Will the two of them get back together? And what else would become of the aftermath of the fight? #Sasodei, OC, yaoi, fluff, confessions, background stories and the rest of the Akatsuki. #2
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Moments by Killer-San reviews
A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Game Night by Plywood-Monster reviews
What happens when you gather a group of S rank criminals for a fun-loving board game? Explosions!, Death Threats!, and Wood Chippers?. Yeah the usual.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Akatsuki
Coming out of the Closet by nocturnalMusings reviews
Gaara, Sakura, and Sasuke have been way too quiet for way too long, so Naruto gets a brilliant idea: Lock the three in a closet, and leave them there for a few days! Caution: Crack, OOC, and OC abound!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
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Cher Frère reviews
When a strange girl finds her way into Ouran Academy who only speaks French, no one is really sure what to do. The only thing the understand is Tamaki, but when they find him, he says she is claiming to be his sister. Could this be true, and could she lead him back to his mother? Lies, betrayal, a love triangle, and twists at every turn you will question everything you know.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O., Kaoru H., OC
Won't You Stay? reviews
Deidara and Yen are deeply in love, after having been separated for 6 months they have alot of chatching up to do. And Itachi is keeping a close eye on his little sister. But when an emergacny in Kohana calls Yen back, will she go? plz R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Deidara, OC
Strange Feelings reviews
Yen and Sai are deeply in love. When a new girl named Ino comes to town and catches Sai's eye. Secrets, heartbreak, tears, and even a little guy-on-guy action. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,080 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Ino Y., Neji H., Sai, OC
Through Blind Eyes
Ed and Al have finally gotten a lead on the Philosopher's stone, there is a man in Ishval that has an extensive library the might contain a clue to how to make one or maybe where to find one. However, this is a journey they cannot take alone. Emily Kanja, a refugee from the Ishvalian war turned Alchemist, is assigned to be their guide, but will she be the key to find the stone?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,491 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Winry R., OC
Itachi's Bad Day reviews
Poor Itachi, he's having a bad day. But his screams of pain are music to our ears! Be sure to lay something soft on the ground next to you, cause you're gunna be rolling! Also, squeal to Tobi's Bad Day
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Host Club Hook Up reviews
Please R&R, this summary and title aren't very good, but please give it a shot. Haruhi and Hikaru have feelings for each other, but what does that mean? they don't know what these feelings are! Let alone how to deal with them!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
There's A Wall
Song fic. Sasuke and Yen are all that's left of the Uchiha clan. Sasuke is angry at the world and leaves the village and the girl he loves behind. But will he stay gone? Or can Yen convince him to come back home? Contains an OCC, but plz R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sasuke U., OC - Complete
Alone reviews
Yen's life had been great! Up until her family died, her best friend turned into her worst enemy and her girlfriends desurtated her. Yen has no where to go and no one to turn to, but will Kiba relized his mistake before Yen is gone forever?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kiba I., OC - Complete
Tobi's Bad Day reviews
Poor Tobi, he's having a bad day. But his pain is our enjoyment. You will be laughing your socks off at poor Tobi's bad day. Rated T for mild sexual content and swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete