Author has written 25 stories for Supernatural, and Neverending Story.
A Dane here, mental might not be the right word for what i am, but lets just leave it at that.
As I dont have english as first language, there might be strange grammer and/or spellings.
But i am here to learn, so why not here?
I hope you can see past the interesting grammar and spelling.
Best Selling Pitch Ever: Jaws in Space! (about Alien, from a time where all Aliens where nice, like ET)
JayJay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
[a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay]
Jay: Dude, not all the time.
Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
Tyler Durden: Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?
Tyler Durden: I'm sorry...
Narrator: I still can't think of anything.
Tyler Durden: Ah... flashback humor.
Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
Rocco: Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
Connor MacManus: Shut up! Romeo's crying!
Romeo: Are you saying I look gay?
Murphy MacManus: No. You just hail from a colorful...
Romeo: You don't know me. You think these make me look gay?
Irish Gun Dealer: You look like you might have seen one up close.
Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus: Sláinte
Murphy MacManus: You know, he was sort of a badass though, wasn't he?
Connor MacManus: Shades of Eastwood. Charlie Bronson.
Rocco: Duke Fucking Wayne!
Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus: Duke Fucking WAYNE!
Rocco: Men build things, then we die. It's in our fucking DNA! THAT'S WHAT WE DO!
Murphy MacManus: And when it all falls down?
Rocco: We build it right back up again.
Connor MacManus: But this time bigger. BETTER!
Rocco: Look! Look what we can do. Look how fuckin' beautiful we are. You think the men that built all this had it easy?
Murphy MacManus: Hard men!
Connor MacManus: Doing hard shit!
Rocco: and that gives me a hard on... But not in a gay way or anything like that.
Murphy MacManus: No, 'course not
Connor MacManus: Yeah it goes without sayin'
Rocco: I am so sick of all of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit!
Connor MacManus: Now they don't want you to do anything, right? Just sit there. Don't drink.
Murphy MacManus: Don't smoke. Don't drive fast.
Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus, Rocco: Kiss my ass!
Rocco: Fuck it! Do it all I say! Do you think Duke Wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a fuckin' therapist?
Connor MacManus: There's no fucking way he did!
Rocco: John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass. Now that's a man! Real men hide their feelings. Why?
Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus, Rocco: Because it's none of your fuckin' business!
Rocco: Men do not cry. Men do not pout. Men jack you in the fuckin' jaw and say...
Detective Greenly: Thanks for comin' out.
Sam Winchester: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean Winchester: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam Winchester: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
Dean Winchester: [Sam points to a word carved into a telephone pole] Croatoan?
Sam Winchester: Yeah.
[Dean stares blankly]
Sam Winchester: Roanoke... lost colony... ring a bell? Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?
Dean Winchester: Yeah. Shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws...
Sam Winchester: That's not school; that's schoolhouse rock ya.
Dean Winchester: Ya' know she could be faking.
Sam Winchester: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
Sam Winchester: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?
[after discussing about trapping the Archangel Raphael]
Dean Winchester: Do we have any chance of surviving this?
Castiel: You do.
Dean Winchester: So, odds are you are a dead man tomorrow.
Dean Winchester: Wow. Well, last night on earth. What, uh what are your plans?
Castiel: I just thought I'd sit here quietly.
Dean Winchester: Dude, come on. Anything? Booze? Women?
[Castiel looks away uncomfortable]
Dean Winchester: You have been with a women before? Right? Or an angel, at least?
[Castiel shifts nervously in his seat, embarrassed]
Dean Winchester: You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little cloud seating?
Castiel: I never had occasion, okay?
Dean Winchester: All right. Let me tell you something. There are two things that I know for certain. One. Bert and Ernie are gay. Two. You are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch. Let's go.
[Castiel looks around uncertain, gets up and follows]
Castiel: [Castiel appears in the motel room] I got your message. It was long your message. I find the sound of your voice grating.
Sam Winchester: What's wrong with you?
[Castiel stands wobbly]
Sam Winchester: Are you... drunk?
Castiel: No! Yes.
Sam Winchester: What the hell happened to you?
Castiel: I found a liquor store.
Sam Winchester: And?
Castiel: And I drank it!
Dean Winchester: [on cell phone] Talking about the Colt, right? As in, *the* Colt?
Castiel: We are.
Dean Winchester: Well that doesn't make any sense, I mean, why would the demons keep a gun around that - kills demons?
Castiel: [shouting over a passing truck] What? What, Dean - I didn't, I didn't get that.
Dean Winchester: [laughing] Y'know it's kinda funny, talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. It's, you know, like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped.
Castiel: [irritated] This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!
Dean Winchester: Okay, all right. Look, I, I'm tellin' you Cas, the mooks have melted down the gun by now.
Castiel: Well, I hear differently. And if it's true, and if you are still set on the *insane* task of killing the Devil, this is how we do it.
Dean Winchester: Okay, where do we start?
Castiel: Where are you now?
Dean Winchester: Uh, Kansas City...
[looks at his room key]
Dean Winchester: Century Hotel, room 113.
Castiel: I'll be there immediately.
[starts to hang up, Dean stops him]
Dean Winchester: Whoa whoa whoa, no, no, come on man, I just drove like sixteen hours straight, okay? I'm *human*. There's stuff I gotta do.
Castiel: What stuff?
Dean Winchester: Eat, for example; in this case sleep, I just need like four hours every once in a while, okay?
Dean Winchester: Okay, so you can pop in tomorrow morning.
[Dean hangs up]
MY TOP 100 MOVIES!(given there are more than a 100 on the list)
1. Ace Ventura
2. Adam’s apples
3. Alice in wonderland
5. Arn 1-2
6. Batman; the dark knight
7. Be kind rewind
10. Boondock Saints 1-2
11. Bramstoker’s Dracula
12. Butch Cassady & the Sun dance Kid
13. Charlie and the chocolate factory
15. Citizen Kane
16. Citizen X
21. Dr. Strangelove
23. Dracula 2000
24. Dracula; dead and loving it
27. Fast and furious
28. Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
29. Fight club
30. Final destination
31. Final fantasy
32. Four rooms
33. From dusk to dawn
35. Gangs of New York
36. Ghostbusters 1-2
39. Hercules; Disney version
40. Hot fuzz
42. Indiana Jones 1-4
43. Inglorious basterds
44. Iron man
46. Law abiding citizen
48. Life of Brian
49. Lord of the ring
50. Lost highway
52. Mars attack
54. Mean Machine
57. Monsters inc
58. Moulin rouge
59. Mumie 1-3
60. O brother were art thou
61. Ocean 11
62. One flew over the cuckoo’s nest
63. Pink Panther
64. Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3
65. Pitch black
67. Repo men
68. Reservoir dogs
69. Resident evil 1-4
70. Robin Hood; men in tights
71. Robin Hood; price of thieves
72. Salem’s lot
74. Shaun of the dead
75. Shutter Island
76. Sid & Nancy
77. Star wars
78. Sweeny Todd
80. Taxi 1-4
82. The 5th element
83. The Cell
84. The crow
85. The doors
86. The Exorcist
88. The julekalender
89. The lion king
90. The nightmare before Christmas
91. The shinning
92. The stand
94. Trip to Saturn
95. Underworld 1-3
98. X-men 1-4
MY TOP 10 TV-SERIES!
2. American Gothics
4. Twin peaks
10. True Blood