Mrs.EdCullen
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Joined 12-08-09, id: 2172028, Profile Updated: 07-16-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Naruto.

OOOOkay, I dont really have much to say about myself, all I know is that Im a twilight freak, I LOOOOOOVE Edward and will try to beat the fuck out of Jacob anyday. I still want to stab Steph Meyer for including him into the damn book!!...OH HOW COULD I FORGET? I ALS LIKE THE ANIME NARUTO SO THAT MEANS THAT I LOVE SASUKE!! OH SO IV'E JUST COPIED SOME SUPPOSEDLY 'FUNNY QUOTES' SOOOO ENJOY.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.

notice

i'm not 15 anymore woooooo! yes i'm finally 16!

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Love Sacrifices by Mrs. Alexander Sterling reviews
Sequel to Love Kills. After supposedly defeating the Maxwells for good, Raven has to move on pregnant, engaged and best friend-less. How long will it take before she's all alone? Read and review, rated M for language, violence and lemons.
Vampire Kisses - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Raven M., Alexander S.
Broken by tInA-hKi reviews
Edward is cocky and the most popular guy in school. Bella is shy and reserved because of her past. A past that no-one knows anything about.What happens when they are forced to work on a school assignment together? Will secrets start to come out? AH,AU,OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,875 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Edward, Bella
Virgins & Villains by Emmamama88 reviews
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 481,331 - Reviews: 5902 - Favs: 3,480 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twist and Go by sue4442 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rose work in a club as strippers, but this is for their own advantages rather than anyone elses, everything goes perfect for them, until our three men come to pay a visit, beware, this story starts off a bit sickly, scary and repulsive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,472 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Success by PlasticTramp reviews
Bella moves to forks and meets Edward and the crew. As she becomes friends with them, out of the ordinary things happen. Everyone's worst nightmare. Lot's of LEMONS, smut, language, drug use, lesbianism, threesomes, rape. . .not like the norm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,367 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sinful Deed by Mi3staR reviews
Needing to finish off her homework on rewriting Romeo and Juliet. Who knew she could write such a sinful Deed. Never have sex before marriage. Too bad she's only 16. "Just one night, I want to be with you, only you, my Romeo."
Romeo × Juliet - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Juliet, Romeo - Complete
adventurous by stickystrawberrymochi reviews
Edward and Bella get busy with their... adventurous babymaking. Hardcore smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Kitchen Fun With the Sexy Nerd by Breeoxox reviews
Edward and Bella spend a little time together in the kitchen of the restaurant they work at. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hate's An Aphrodisiac by TwiHardVixens reviews
Edward and Bella have to work together to get back Alice's wedding dress after a mix up takes place and realize just how strong of a passion hate truly is. It's a thin line between love and hate, and for these two, that line is called lust. M for LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,543 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Linger by Skanky Frankie reviews
PWP. Bella and Edward, gettin it on... Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Criminal Behavior by Skanky Frankie reviews
Re-vamped! CH16 - Edward and Bella are miserable apart, and it just takes some gentle prodding from Alice to get things back to good. However, Bella's visit turns into a lemon-fest, which means they still have things that need to be worked out... AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,445 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cruel Intentions by Skanky Frankie reviews
Losely based around the plot of Cruel Intentions, using characters from Twilight. Edward is a rich boy with a diabolical step sister, Rosalie. They make a bet on Edward ruining the reputation of Virgin Bella... But could it be more than he bargained for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,869 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Not Tonight! by Dekoda DeSoto reviews
All Riiko wanted to do was forget all about her day. But Night and Gaku, especially Gaku, wouldn't let her! Can Night make her forget?
Absolute Boyfriend - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Riiko I., Night T. - Complete
To the End by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Relationships are hard. Relationships with vampires that are running from a vampire circus because they refused to drink the blood of their sacrifice are even harder. For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest! One-shot BXE Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Trick or Treat by Skanky Frankie reviews
Lemon, One-Shot. Edward enjoys Drunk Bella's costume at a Halloween party. Needless to say, things get hot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Smile For Me by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Fifty Cents A Ride by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boundaries by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Everything was perfect. If you minus the fact that the wedding less than a week away and my vampire fiancé has more than willing dropped all of his boundaries and is now testing his limits. Stupid obsessive sex driven vampires! BXE Lemon one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
The Last Night by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
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Dormroom 107 reviews
Naruto and Hinata are a couple and are first year students at the Konoah University.Hinata decides to go over to her cute blonde-haired boyfriends house when she is greeted by someone even hotter!xoxolemons!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,906 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Sex as a Hobby reviews
This tells a little about Edward and Bella's sex life after Breaking Dawn.xoxo!Hott!Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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