DontMessWithNinja
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Joined 12-08-09, id: 2172198, Profile Updated: 01-24-11
Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride, and Mortal Instruments.

This is DontMessWithNinja's profile. I'm new to FF, so please don't sue me if I do something wrong.

Short bio- I'm a girl with a lot of interests, one of which includes writing. I love fashion, Keira Knightely, Stride gum, and huge jewellry. I speak my mind, shop a lot, and I've been a vegetarian for as long as I can remember (much to the chagrin of my carnivorous family).

Preppies are the hottest thing on planet Earth.

I love PMing people, so if you have book suggestions or want to collaborate or just want to talk, I'm here and I don't bite very often.

I love discussing controversial topics with intelligent people who respect other viewpoints. It's incredibly frustrating to try to have an intellectual conversation with someone who believes blindly that they are the only right ones. My favorite topic is religion, and I can hold both Atheist/agnostic and Christian views.

I have some stories that I plan to post, but I'm not always in the mood for writing, so they're going pretty slowly.

I'm good at writing in descriptions and great at catching grammar, but I'm not very good at coming up with storylines or including more than one arc. So, if you have a great idea with no idea how to execute it, PM and I'd be happy to help.

I'd just like to say right now that I recently read the final Fablehaven book, and it blew my mind. That whole series is intriguing, magical, and incredibly deep- especially considering that it's written for the 'independent reader'. The first few books are a little childish, but the third and beyond were incredible. Really why I liked it was because the writing was great, it was intertwined with some pretty kick-ass storylines, it was long enough to keep me occupied, and it was easy enough that I would stay interested. Kudos to Brandon Mull!

I'd like to make a quick announcement- As of 12/05/10, I'm revising MaxIn. I was rereading through it and, truth be told, it's pretty bad. I'm rewriting the entire thing. This will take a while, but I'm trying to update as fast as I can.

Books

Percy Jackson- Rick Riordan

Percy Jackson, an ADHD New York teen discovers that the ancient Greek myths- the Olympians, Hercules, and the monsters- may not be so mythical after all. He's a demigod- a half-human, half-god extrememly powerful hybrid. But when an ancient evil is awakened and friends turn into enemies, can the newfound halfblood save humanity?

Mortal Instruments- Cassandra Clare

Teenage artist Clary Fray's life is turned upside down when she sees a strange sight- three tattoo-covered teens murdering another boy. This is Clary's first meeting with the Shadowhunters- human-angel hybrids dedicated to ridding the earth of demons. As Clary befriends Shadowhunters Alec and Isabelle, she creates a strong rapport with gorgeous, cocky Jace. But when a powerful artifact is stolen and her mother goes missing, Clary must delve deeper into her past as it intertwines with the Shadowhunters'.

Maximum Ride- James Patterson

Max and her family are experiments- genetically engineered human-avian hybrids with wings. They're on the run from the scientists that made them, an evil organization called Itex, and human-wolf hybrids with a thirst for their blood. Told through the eyes of valiant leader Max, readers will be enthralled by the action-movie pace and hilarous dialogue.

Harry Potter- JK Rowling

Do I really need to write something for this one?

Gallagher Girls- Ally Carter

Cammie Morgan goes to a school for the East coast's most elite. At least, that's what everyone else thinks. In reality, Gallagher Academy is a school for spies. Cammie and her friends are fluent in fourteen different languages, know how to kill a man with only a shoe and some lipstick, and can make a false life story at the drop of a hat that can fool even the most sensitive lie detectors. However, there's one thing her school hasn't taught her to deal with- guys. When cute, funny, and totally oblivious Josh steals Cammie's heart, she and her friends do some crazy things in the name of love.

I wrote all of these summaries myself. I apologize if I inadvertently copied someone's prexisting summary! I didn't mean to!

Pairings-

I absolutley LOVE Lily/James from Harry Potter. I've always thought that Hermione/Draco pairings are just slightly creepy, and I love Hermione/Viktor. I don't care for Hermione/Ron. I've read a few Ginny/Draco fics and they turned out pretty good.

Elizabeth/Teddy from The Luxe

Quigley/Violet from A Series of Unfortunate Events

Bex/Grant from Gallagher girls

Simon/Maia from Mortal Instruments

Bracken/Kendra from Fablehaven

Least favorite books

Lord Of the Rings

Eragon trilogy- I think that Christopher Paoloni is a fantastic author for his age, but I'm not really into that stuff

Betwixt by Tara Bray smith- A great idea, but I got a little lost...

Twilight- Stephenie Meyer is an awesome writer, but all her characters are way too perfect. It would be nice if they had a few real flaws.

James Patterson- He's a STORYTELLER, not a WRITER. He's good at the prior and terrible at the latter. I don't quite get why I love his MR books so much.

Movie Favorites

Zoolander

Transformers

27 Dresses

The Breakfast Club

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If I die, I bequeath the title "Queen of the World" to my cat.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But tastey? Not so much.

Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

People are like slinkies- they don't do much but they're fun to push down the stairs.

-The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

When life gives you lemons, make tomato soup and let the world wonder how you did it.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

Smile. It confuses people.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

The dinosaur extinction wasn't a mistake. Barney just came along and they all commited suicide.

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500 Miles by raneonthewyndoepain reviews
We all know the story of how James pursued Lily and Lily rejected him and James never gave up. But what if he hadn't been so certain? And what if his uncertainty had caused Lily to realize something she'd never considered before? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,603 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Gossip Girl : The Gallagher Generation by Tunarh reviews
ZC:AU. Cammie Morgan has it all. The life any High Society Queen should have. Ruling the hallways of Gallagher Academy shouldn't be, and isn't a problem for Cammie, but when Zach Goode comes into the picture, there'd be...well, chaos. OOC
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,271 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Oh No You Didn't by Loslote reviews
Severus Snape gets a bit too desperate to keep Lily away from James in their sixth year. Somewhat fluffy, but will there be a plot hidden in there somewhere? Only one way to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,354 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Day of Reckoning by the-other-em reviews
COMPLETE!When Gregor falls again he finds that many things have changed and that the creation of the Demon Alira and the destruction of his home may be his fault.Huge plot twist, Gluxa and a sequel on the way! T for later violence.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,775 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Gregor, Luxa - Complete
How I, Lily Evans, fell in love by WoodenRed reviews
A story set in the Marauders seventh year told from Lily Evans' perspective about the development of her relationship with James and everything else it brings with it while a war is brewing in their world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,443 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
New Blood by PersuasionRomanza reviews
The children of the House of Night crew enter and create even more drama than their parents. Lust, love, affinities and sex, who needs fallen angels when we have these kids around?
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,829 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - J. Stark, Zoey R.
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8207 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Mortal Instruments Next Top Model by icaughtkira reviews
It's America's Next Top Model..but Mortal Instruments style! It has all the drama and all the hilarity. It has all our favorite characters as well as some that we love to hate. Plus the usual pairings. And some unusual ones. Who's going to be on top?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,688 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Champion by Eraleigh Aminah reviews
SPOILERS FOR BOOK 5! Bracken returns to Fablehaven to help Seth on his quest to get what the Singing Sisters need. Kendra, Vanessa, and Warren come with them as they travel across Europe on an insane journey. And they don't have much time... T for safety
Fablehaven - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/30/2010
Harry Potter redone! by Not Here Dont Talk to Me reviews
Ok, so this is a really random thing that my 15 year old brother wrote for Facebook that I decided to put on here. It's Harry Potter redone! a VERY strange story but surprisingly funny. Read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2009
Welcome to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Halfhearted by Lady Altair reviews
Patented Daydream Charms and spun-sugar realities...George Weasley and Katie Bell in St. Mungo's after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2008 - George W., Katie B. - Complete
Maximum Instruments reviews
When Max and her flock meet the Shadowhunters, chaos ensues as they find that their worlds overlap in more ways than one. Sometimes, you just wish you were human...M/F, C/J
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Max, Jace W.