The Phantom of Perversion
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Joined 05-21-02, id: 217248
Author has written 5 stories for Beyblade, Digimon, Fruits Basket, and Kingdom Hearts.

HELLO FELLOW FANFIC FREAKS!

Woe is you, you have come upon my Uber Boring Profile Page of Doom (TM)

General Info:

Name: Jenni. Or Jen. Or Jennifer. Or Jenitalfur...

Age: 18 atm, and currently aging sadly.

Location: Quesnel B.C., Canada. Though I've only lived here for about 2 years.

Fav Animes: FMA, Deathnote, Yugioh, God Save Our King, Yami no Matsuei, Furuba, Host Club and a few hundred more

Fav Video Games: Kingdom Hearts, Star Ocean, Fatal Frame, DDR

Likes: Poking people, flailing, butchering song lyrics, yaoiful things, twister, travel, writing, breaking innocent minds, fashion,

Dislikes: Children, insomnia, the cold, people who wear pink zip-up hoodies,

Other Random Hobbies: Horseback riding, cosplay, archery, hiking, ...building straw bale houses.

Fanfics:

CoL: Well, truth be told, I will probably never update CoL... _ Sorry to all those people who were waiting on an update!!! hands you cake pocky I just lost interest. If anyone is interested in taking it over, your more then welcome too! Just send me an e-mail!

Prescription for Disaster: I WILL be updating this soonish, I even have most of the next ch written out.

Upcoming fics:

Untitled ATM: A Kingdom Hearts fanfic based around the Zemyx pairing. Should be humorous. I hope. Expect to see it up here very shortly. (May end up being a one shot)

I also will be writing a very dark ZexionXSora one shot, that is actually a fanfic challenge forced on by my sister. _ I'll elaborate on it once I actually, you know, have some of it written out.

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Camera Never Lies by Sami-Band reviews
Akuroku Oneshot. Dedicated to terra hotaru. Axel works in a chemist. A too hot chemist with no air conditioning and he's bored. Luckily for him an even hotter blonde customer is just as equally bored and willing to help him out. Story is better. M rated.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by kurosora1984 reviews
Long ago, when the natural and the supernatural met as commonly as neighbors are known to do, a secret, forbidden romance was sparked in an isolated farming village. Yet neither Axel nor Roxas could know what forces would come against their love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,834 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Where the Wild Things Are by the.israel.project107 reviews
AkuRoku Day giftfic for Decorinne. After falling down a hole, meeting an enigmatic cat-boy, and struggling hard to stay, you know, *alive*, Axel's starting to get kind of fed up with this forest. Weird-ass oneshot in two parts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 40,308 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Cancer Cells by lhbaghead reviews
Cancer cells are those which have forgotten how to die. While Roxas fights, Axel is here trying to save him. Akuroku, dedicated to A Spot of Bother
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,062 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Lengthy Drives and Stupid People by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
Roxas didn't know if he could start all over again from scratch. Not when he knew everything and they knew nothing. AKUROKU. The requested companion fic to Mashed Potatoes and Family Reunions. /BONUS CHAPTER ADDED./
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,796 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Flaming Shadows by Vixen2004 reviews
So I'm an ex-villain who nearly lost his soul and killed his best friend, and he's the oversized rodent that acts like a walking advertisment for Prozac. And how do you become friends with a mouse, anyway? ... I'm beginning to see why my mom drank.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Riku, King Mickey
Reckless and Impulsive by VIII of XIII reviews
All Roxas wanted was a simple and convenient way to die. What he got was Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,516 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Embodiment of Emotion by Conjure Lass reviews
With new lives come the promise of new possibilities. But just because you have a new shining future doesn't necessarily mean everything is going to be perfect. Will Roxas survive it? Find out here! AxelxRoxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,667 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Neji Over Angsts Some More by remuus reviews
So says Neji in his never-ending quest to angst, "I SHALL OUT-ANGST YOU ALL" Now with 10 percent more depressing poetry!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,436 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
Dosu! Zaku! Kin! The Quest For The Caramel Apple by Hyper Riceball reviews
The Sound Trio are on a mission. To get a caramel apple for Kimimaro. AWWW HOW HEARTWARMING! R&R please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,633 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005
Chuunin Examiners Supremeo!: Thanksgiving by Hyper Riceball reviews
(real title wouldn't fit ) Anko, Ibiki, Gemma, and Hayate are going to make THE best Thanksgiving ever! But their adventures in doing so may cause them quite a lot of...problems. R&R peez!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2004
The Ramen King by Shadow-Imp Hatake reviews
What happens when you make ninjas act out The Lion King? Bleeding ears... curtseying... you just gotta read it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004
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The Placebo Matrix reviews
For Zexion and Demyx, daily life can prove to be complicated. Mainly because of the fact that cold temperatures and doorknobs keep making it that way. And when you throw in a lobster, and a desperate, deserted cousin, those complications just get worse.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Zexion, Demyx
Prescription For Disaster reviews
What is a bored, bedridden Akito to do to pass his time? Well, you may be shocked to hear that he lives a very eventful life! From gay bars to Mcdonalds, to tick or treating and fairs. Indeed, life is odd for he, and sometimes very smelly.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,470 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Akito S.
Consequences Of Love reviews
Sequel to Dangerous Love. (Wahoo! Finally!) Kai and Mariah have now been togeather for a year, but now a new danger is threatening their new relationship, will they still be togeather by the end?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 10/4/2003
Dangerous Love reviews
This is a Kai/Mariah fic, not a Kai/Ray fic. The White Tigers visit the Bladebreakers and Kai and Mariah feel more then friendship towards each other, but soon Kai starts to get mysterious phone calls demanding his bitbeast, and putting Mariah's life in d
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,229 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 11/13/2002
A Santa star is born, or so we hope reviews
The Holiday Sock has to find a Santa, includes Yu-Gi-Oh, Beyblade, Pokemon,etc..crossover.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Jou K./Joe, Gennai