Spontaneous Implosion
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Joined 12-08-09, id: 2172647, Profile Updated: 12-21-09
Author has written 3 stories for Jumanji, Star Wars, and Valdemar universe.

I hate these things, I really do. What could I possibly want to say about myself that any person would be interested in? ...yeah, I just sat on my couch for about twenty minutes trying to think of something worthwhile and came up with absolutely nothing. So we'll throw out a couple of random trivia facts about myself and be done with it.

Ancestry: 1/2 Scottish, 1/2 Irish

Favorite scent: Chrism

Subject I am most obsessed with: Star Wars

Favorite movie character: Hannibal Lector

Favorite movie: The Jackal

Favorite sport: Rugby

Favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

Best website evah:

That should be enough tidbits to keep the morbidly curious at bay. As for the reason I created a profile on this site, well let's just say my ability to resist certain people's charms and big puppy dog eyes is somewhat lacking.

If you have some inexplicable need to contact me outside this site, gcarraigwallace@gmail.com is a safe bet, or if you're into AIM, my sn is... GcarraigWallace. Yes, clever, I know.

And finally, you should read OrisounAsh's work. It's fantastic stuff. You won't be disappointed, I promise.

If you like my writing, check out my profile on FictionPress.com. Same pen name, different stories.

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The Forgotten War reviews
In the time between the First and Great War between the Light and the Endarkened, another war raged, though it was forgotten by history. Its story is told here. Rating is for violence in upcoming chapters.
Valdemar universe - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010
Tales from one young Sith's apprenticeship.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,564 - Published: 2/26/2010
So You Want to Play reviews
Just a drabble after allowing someone to determine the subject of my writing. How she came up with Jumanji, I'll never know. From the viewpoint of Hunter Van Pelt.
Jumanji - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Van Pelt - Complete