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Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Kindness and all that other crap is great an all, but it won't get you anywhere in life." -Me

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OMG= Observe My Gayness
OMO= Observe My Owange

Yea, I'm a guy. I ship Percabeth, Taang, Zutara, Sukka, MaiJet, and TyLeeXOC. I'm like 13. CHECK OUT MY NEW STORY.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

Q: Want to watch Avatar online in HQ for free without download? Or some insanely hilarious videos?

A: Check out the links are in this page and copy them to your URL (a little lower) or go to MySpace and search Agent AKD!

Friends: JT (Jared Taylor), Carrie

Sex (Gender for the immature): I got 1.50

Age: 13


Book: PJO (epic) and Artemis Fowl (the guy's a frickin' genius)

Movies: Avatar (I just watched it. It's so awesome), Hancock (!O_O!), Freedom Writers (It's not fuckn' gay, and if u say it is, then screw u. It's inspiring GODDAMMIT!)

Shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Teen Titans

Color: Orange or Green

Food: McDonalds or Panda Express

Music: Rap, Rock, Alternative

Artists: Justin Timberlake, Tata Young, Coldplay, Nickelback (some songs), Kevin Rudolf, Lil' Wayne, Eminem, T-Pain, some T. Swift (mostly because she's moderately hot), Beyonce (same reason as T. Swift)

Songs: Sexyback; Let it Rock; Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy; Party Like a Rockstar; My Band; Can't Believe It; Walk it Out; White and Nerdy; Pretty Fly for a White Guy

Games: Smash Bros, Halo Series, GTA III, Bioshock, Rockband, Guitar Hero Series, WoW, Call of Duty

Like: Money, Ladies, Food, Ladies, Video Games

Hates: to eat fish, bisexuality, polygamy

Fears: heights, commitment

To Do: If you see my deushbag brother, Addicted-2-T, tell him to jack off or screw himself. He jacks all my stories then homotizes then, and attempts to publish, but then then i hack and delete and change password!. He's a mean kid. He jacks my Lowrider magazines, that @#&!

Grades: All A's except a B in Heath-PE. It's not my fault I can do only 15 Push-Ups, and I get frustrated easily. Goddamit. I waste all my time on this website, listening to music, or watching NBA or trhe shows below. I have 3.93. Haha! I'm a nerd.

Goals in life: @;() (figure out what that means)


The flame song

If you wish to flame me,

For no good reason at all,

You couldn't help but blame me,

If you "accidentally" fall.

For if you say it's too short,

And write a letter of complaint,

I'm afraid I'll have to retort,

Without a bit of restraint.

And if you say it came late,

And bug me about the next chapter,

You will (on a later date),

Be run over by me on a tractor.

Should you happen to think,

My grammar is askew,

I'll have to tell you without a blink,

"Hey buddy- (insert 4 letter curse word here) you!"

So if you wish to flame me,

And call me all sorts of names,

I'm afraid you'd have to blame me,

If you find your house in flames.

The Sokka Song

Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Fuck no, It's Appa, the sex offender.

Yo, I'm not a bender.

So all those little bitches render

Me useless like I'm a piece of crap

But when I unleash my skills they go "Oh, Snap!"

So I set the trap, and read a map.

Katara says I'm nastier than shit

Talk about a hypocrite.

Don't mess with me, not even a little bit.

Cause, I got a bat, and a airball mitt.

Yeah, I'm victorious, I am a warrior.

I make history, strive off of victory.

Standing at my podium.

Failing to watch my sodium.

Got a boomerang.

Member of the Gaang.


Travel is tough.

Ya know it makes me buff.

My muscles are now rough.

Eating rotten meat.

I know you out of your seat.

Ya know ya cant beat.

The awesomeness that is Sokka.

Ladies, I rock ya.

And I know kung fu.

And I can Haikou too.

Yeah, that's me, so fuck you.

Water tribe, pride.

the ladies waan ride.

They on my side.

They make my cry.

"Sokka, get over here before you DIE!!"

That's my sister

She wanna play Twister

Then she gotta blister

Wet to the doctor

Can't say I missed her. WORD!

The Aang-Zuko F.U.N Song (Below. Yes, it was my idea to use SpongeBob)

F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for you and me.
N is for Anywhere and Anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea.

F is for fire the burns down the whole town.
U is for Uranium... BOMBS!
N is for No Survivors, down here in the fire nation.

F is for Frolic through all the fire.
U is for Ukelele.
N is for Nose picking, getting owned, and ass kicking.
Here with my best buddies.


I'm a goofy goober! ROCK!
You're a goofy goober! ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers! ROCK!
Goofy goofy goofy goofy goober! ROCK!

"Put your toys away"
Well then I got to say when you tell me not to play
I say NO WAY! No no no no way!
"I'm a kid" you say.
When you say I'm a kid I say "Say it again."
And then I say Thanks! THANKS! Thank you very much.

So if you thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!

I'm a goofy goober. ROCK!
You're a goofy goober! ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers! ROCK!
Goofy goofy goofy goofy goober ! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

T-2. Viva La Vida - Coldplay ft. Ozai (no seriously)

T-2. Walk it Out ft. Momo

T-2. Party Like a Rockstar - Lil Wayne ft. Shop Boyz

T-2. My Band - D12



LINKS TO Avatar: The Last Airbender WATCH ONLINE FOR FREE IN HQ! NO DOWNLOAD OF ANY KIND! Plus some YouTube Videos (Music Videos and Some "Deleted" Scenes Spoof Videos)

Websites with all episodes:

Siege of the North (Both Episodes):

The Day of Black Sun (Both Episodes):

Sozin’s Comet (All Episodes):

Music Videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyJO0I0ehF0 (Zuko- Let it Rock)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0balJ_41t0U - Sexy Ty Lee, Naughty Mai, and Bitchy Azula (yep, that's about right)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2mNVMjJfW4&feature=related - Zutara Sexyback










List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1: Foaming Mouth Guy

2: Cabbage Man

3: The Boulder

4: Iroh

5: Sokka

6: Ty Lee

7: Toph

8: Zuko

9: Azula

10: Zhao

11: Fat (Piandao's servant) (What, he has a awesome name!)

12: Aang

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

I don't even think Fat is in a fanfic! LOL!

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Faints from shock

Only a gay balls-munching jackass (or an straight old lady) would think Iroh is hot

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Pukes The universe would explode. Death to Zukaang!

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Oh, hell yes.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

HELL NO! (the cabbage man could be a sex offender)


Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Sokkazula is way better than Zhaokka. Don't get me wrong, I hate Sokkazula.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Toph would laugh her ass off, BTW she doesn't need to. She could 'see' them from a mile away!

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

The Boulder get his ass whipped by Zhao?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No Comment. Can't repond.

Faints from shock

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Confessions of Twelve-Year olds.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three heat?

Is there even such a thing?

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

They probably don't even know him.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?


If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Let it Rock. It's like the song is made for Zuko. Look up the lyrics, listen to the song. It's rock.

Watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyJO0I0ehF0

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Crazy Hyper Teenagers Gone Wild! Rated (insert crazy rating here)

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Today. WHAT??

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

To Reiterate: I just can't do it. It'll kill me. Anti-Gay, All The Way!

What title would you give this fic?


How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I wouldn't mind. I don't ship Toko, but I don't hate it either. I actually kind of like it. It's fitting.

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Demigod Karaoke Night by percabethatw reviews
It's a karaoke party at Percy's, and the gang's all there. What will happen when Nico and Luke start pulling pranks on Percy and Annabeth? PERCABETH eventually! Luke isn't evil and Thalia's not a huntress...Thuke inclued! Purposely OOC! Other games as well...I'M BACK!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,466 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Just Go With The Flow by Adonai63 reviews
AU. Percy is living a double life and he has spent the sixteen years of his life living up to his family name, and he's planning to do just that for the rest of his life. That is until he meets the new student, Annabeth Chase. R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,727 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
PJO on Crack by I Am Miranda Of The Tempest reviews
This story is for people who like to laugh. A comedy involving our favorite charcters and a gay, purple armadillo with a funny english accent who wears a top hat named Chad.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 22,943 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009
Bag of Chips by samtana reviews
Because you can't read just one. Rated T just to be safe.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009
Percy Jackson's Quest for a Theme Song by Rhia of the Druma Wood reviews
With Camp Half-Blood bursting restlessly into song, Percy, Annabeth and G-man the gangsta rappah are left with no choice to find a theme song to save the camp from the horrors of Disney songs. Can they find it before Luke does?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,140 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008
PJO Poems by IfOnly48 reviews
Different character's POV, Grover, Nico, Annabeth, Percy, Luke... Percy and Luke pleading Annabeth, Grover being called by Pan, Nico's feelings on death, etc...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009
Favortie PJO Quotes by PercyJacksonPossessed reviews
The tital says it all folks: me sharing my favorite Percy Jackson quotes with you. R/R! One shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
UNTITLED by AthenaPersephone14 reviews
A mockery of the fifth PJO book. Please review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009
Kronos and Shippings by Chocopie09 reviews
Kronos shares his most secret thoughts about all the shippings. All shippings imaginable. Not hating on any of the characters or shippings!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Kronos
Extreme Physical Education Training by samtana reviews
Something insane. Don't read if you take things too seriously.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Complete
Long Feng vs Aang by samtana reviews
Don't follow the link if you value your life. I warned you.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Long Feng, Aang - Complete
She's Pregnant! by ChildInMe reviews
Percy Jackson. Married to Annabeth Chase. Who is, for the second time, pregnant. If only Percy's overprotective in-laws and evil great-grandfather weren't out to make trouble...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,100 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007
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The Demigod Challenge reviews
Welcome to the first season of Demigod Challenge, a new reality series on Hephaestus TV. Thirty-two Demigods have been chosen to compete in a tournament that challenges you physically and mentally. Only one will win. Please R&R. Percabeth and more!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Epic Fail: Adventures of the Olympic Nutjobs reviews
From Apollo's haiku to The Stoll Brother's prank to Polyphemus's epic stupidity to the Party Ponies Antics, this fanfic accounts for it all. I am strongly against OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Apollo