What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?

Drizzt agrees to teach school for one month as a favor to Cattie-Brie, but the task is not as easy as he expected. Set between the Dark Elf trilogy and the Icewind Dale trilogy. Revised October 2020.

A collection of stories from Newt Scamander's childhood and Hogwarts years. Newt acquires a dinosaur, speaks to snakes, tries to help his brother talk to girls, and much more.

The Ark wasn’t the end. Stranded on an alien world where the rules of reality no longer apply, the Master Chief and his allies will face new challenges. When darkness rises, they must show that sometimes, a few brave souls can make all the difference.

"A little rebellion can be a good thing, Sirius," he informed his nephew wisely. "There's no shame in being blasted off that bloody tapestry. In fact"—he paused to smirk—"let's see if we can't both of us get blasted off.'"

Slapstick and situational humor focusing on Jarlaxle's insane ability to lose the oddest of things. Part 4: Jarlaxle loses his clothing!

Given the claims Petyr Baelish had made about Catelyn, Ned and Cat do not believe him when he said the dagger used in Bran's assassination attempt belonged to Tyrion. They have a serious conversation about their marriage.

On the planet of Corellia, Kayaba released Old Republic Online... just before the Clone Wars...

Tywin Lannister steps up to the frustrating task of reading aloud an important legal document just six hours after the purple wedding. A funeral is planned. There are harsh words. Someone has the last laff. Hijinks ensue. "The body is gone but the troll lives on." (CRACK FIC. SPOILERS FOR PURPLE WEDDING AND MINOR SPOILERS BEYOND BUT WE ALL SHOULD KNOW THIS.)

It's a daughter. Not a son. Not the Stallion Who Would Mount the World. AU!

To Entreri's vexation, Jarlaxle discovers the Surface tradition of birthdays. Crack!fic/crack!fluff.

A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.

AU crack!fic in which Jarlaxle and Entreri are aware of the things that have been written about them.

At age 14, Entreri is a lieutenant in the Basadoni Guild, and his personal mantra is 'less than perfect gets you killed.' Pasha Basadoni has taken an interest in his newest officer, though, and challenges Entreri's perception. The moment has a strange effect on the boy.

Jarlaxle pulls Entreri into a philosophical debate, only to find himself in an awkward and rare position: the act of apologizing. Co-authored with Chi X.

Dumbledore is a few minutes late for the Underage Magic trial during Year 5. Finding himself alone against the Wizengamot, Harry decides to use a most unconventional method of defense. Inspired by a certain famous comedy sketch.

Petunia overhears a troubling converstion. Because Privet Drive couldn't be THAT oblivious. Mentions child neglect

Hearing the legend of an unbeatable fighter in the mountains, Hercule sets out to prove himself once and for all. Videl goes with her father, also interested in the true identity of this legendary fighter who's been defeating any and all challengers for years. One shot, set a year after the cell games.

After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.

Harkle Harpell's latest experiment has disastrous results, and Drizzt is sent off to a world even more dangerous than Faerûn. Will the Companions ever get Drizzt back? Can Drizzt's new allies get him home before they accidentally kill him?

The Wizengamot invite 5 year old Teddy Lupin, accompanied by his grandmother, to accept two posthumous Order of Merlin awards on behalf of his parents, and promptly bitterly regret their decision to do so... Oneshot.

Arthur and Molly visit the muggle primary school of James Sirius and Albus Severus.

Drizzt has led a long life and has seen much of the world. He has loved and he has known true companionship. He has struggled against impossible odds and has almost lost himself on the way. So now death is near and is ready to accept it.

Oneshot. Darth Vader is forced to call Sienar Systems Customer Support, and is thus provoked into a fateful decision...

While researching his family tapestry, Harry finds himself a new relative on his father’s side and somehow he finds himself in Korea during the Korean War -er- Conflict in 1952. AU and Crossover with M*A*S*H.

What happens when Videl calls Gohan a coward and a liar? Gohan looses control and his saiyan half takes over and Hercule Satan will feel the wrath of an angry Saiyan.

When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-

For the second potcfest on LiveJournal, using the prompt "Jack Sparrow survives to meet Stephen Maturin crossover with the Aubrey/Maturin books ". Set after AWE and after all Patrick O'Brian's wonderful novels.

What if Harry hadn't been given to the Dursleys, but had been taken to live with the Worlds Strongest Martial Artist. I saw a few crossovers with this idea, but most were poorly written or abandoned. I thought there was potential, so here's my attempt.

AU Order of the Phoenix, with a twist.

CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?

HarryPotterBtAS crossover. Sequel to HUMOR ME. The Weasley twins played a prank on the wrong criminal. Now the Joker's out for the last laugh. . . And maybe a few goodies.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Oneshot, Harry Potter crossover. The Joker receives an interesting shopping catalog in the mail from Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.

When will the Weasley twins learn to stop experimenting on themselves? When their latest invention goes haywire, Fred and George meet some very interesting people they definitely didn’t expect. MASH crossover. COMPLETE!

Oneshot Shaggy goes to the funeral of an old friend and reveals a bit of his past.

Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?

Crossover. Too bad there isn't a category called 'silly'...SpiderMan gets some help with his itchy suit and a costume designer gets a new career direction.

After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)

First FF fic. Dr'izzt is called on to trial for his misdeedsdisturbing the peace. Just a bit of humorwhat if Dri'zzt knew what his fans were thinking?

Norrington & Co. are courtmartialed for the loss of the Interceptor. The penalty for negligence is death by hanging, and the Admiral has it in for Norrington. Fortunately, Jack still owes him for one escape. Save Norrington challenge winner!

Spoilers for the second movie. How can you expect a trainfull of people to keep a secret?

Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Boba Fett are stranded on Earth and must befriend a Star Wars fan club to survive.