I save myself
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Joined 12-08-09, id: 2172992, Profile Updated: 09-05-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

My motto is simple: I don't need a prince charming to save me, I save myself.

Some of my favorite quotes:

Feminine but not yet vulnerable

Real friendship shines in times of trouble

My Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. When you are told "well you deserve better" by others, I will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

April Fool's Day, Emmett's Revenge by RiaMaria reviews
After being pranked by Edward and Bella on April fools day, Emmett decides that revenge is not necessarily a dish best served cold. AU - vamps are vamps, Bella's human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
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Forever reviews
After all we have been through, it was only fair for me to choose. I knew my choice would have consequences, but would I be able to bare these consequences or would I escape? Interested? continue reading
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
My Sunshine
"I knew I had to let go sometime, but still I'm a constellation that can't shine and live without it's sun, Jacob."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Bella, Jacob
And We Meet Again reviews
“Bella, you have to choose.” I looked up and I just could not, both of them shared my good and bad times. It was hard; but knowing that keeping them both will be harder and will end up hurting all three of us. I decided.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Witch in Forks reviews
When Bella invades the Cullen's having most of their gifts what happens. Edward's p.o.v. I'm a loser at summaries read and review Rated T to b safe first time so kindly look over the grammar/spelling mistakes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete