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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Supernatural.
CHECK OUT THE SUPERNATURAL QUIZ THAT MY FIANCE AND I MADE UP! It's pretty awesome if you ask me!
As you can tell...I'm a Jacob girl! I love him and I think Bella's a fool. So, many of my Twilight Stories will center around the Jacob/Bella pairing, because that's what SHOULD have happened.
There are a few other pairings that I am interested in trying and I hope you enjoy them!
I am also going to be trying my hand at at least one Supernatural story, because I love the show and I love me some Dean Winchester!
Some of my favorite Twilight quotes:
1. Why are you apologizing for bleeding?
2. Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you’d taste good.
3. I told him you were planning to corrupt my youthful innocence.
4. Well, I’m so sorry that I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, Bella. I guess I’m just not as great as a bloodsucker, am I?
5. Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?
6. Sorry. I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.
7. Normal humans run away from monsters, Bella. And I never claimed to be normal. Just human.
8. Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.
9. That’s more than just a fashion statement — it sucks to carry jeans in your mouth.
10. Does my being half-naked bother you?
11. Until your heart stops beating, Bella. I’ll be here — fighting. Don’t forget that you have options.
12. Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard.
13. I’m exactly right for you, Bella. It would have been effortless for us — comfortable, easy as breathing. I was the natural path your life would have taken… If the world was the way it was supposed to be, if there were no monsters and no magic…
14. He’s like a drug for you, Bella. I see that you can’t live without him now. It’s too late. But I would have been healthier for you. Not a drug; I would have been the air, the sun.
15. Life sucks, and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky.
16. I wondered – would a bullet through my temple actually kill me or just leave a really big mess for me to clean up?
17. I didn’t want to kill girls… even vampire girls. Though I might make an exception for that blonde.
18. For a second I was just a kid – a kid who had lived all of his life in the same tiny town. Just a child. Because I knew I would have to live a lot more, suffer a lot more, to ever understand the searing agony in Edward’s eyes.
19. Jeez, she was running true to form. Of course, die for the monster spawn. It was so Bella.
20. I couldn’t think about what he was suggesting. It was too much. Impossible. Wrong. Sick. Borrowing Bella for the weekends and then returning her Monday morning like a rental movie? SO messed up. So tempting.
21. Maybe he should have thought about all this before he knocked her up with the life-sucking monster.
22. Make Bella see sense? What universe do you live in?
23. I felt like – like I don’t know what. Like this wasn’t real. Like I was in some Goth version of a bad sitcom. Instead of being the A/V dweeb about to ask the head cheerleader to the prom, I was the finished-second-place werewolf about to ask the vampire’s wife to shack up and procreate. Nice.
24. To talk some sense into you. There’s a battle that’s lost before it starts.
and way too many others to list!
And now for what you've all been waiting for...
BEST DEAN WINCHESTER QUOTES!!!!
1. You know I love the guy, but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda.
2. You stink like sex.
3. Snow White? Ah, I saw that movie. Oh, the porn version anyway.
4. Your half-caf. double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.
5. I think I'm adorable.
6. Sam: This is the dumbest thing you've ever done.
Dean: I don't know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa?
7.What do you want me to do, Sam, huh? Sit around all day writing sad poems about how I'm going to die? You know what, I've got one. Let's see, what rhymes with "Shut up Sam?"
8. You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!
9.Come on man, I know Sam, okay? Better than anyone. He's got more of a conscious than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn.
10. I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
11. I like him. He says okie dokie.
12.You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
13. Of course, the most troubling question is, why do these people assume we're gay?
14. Yeah, Myspace, what the hell is that?
Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site?
15. She was a Yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life!
16. Oh, that's...that's nice. You think about fairy tales often?
17. I'll tell you one thing, there's no way I'm kissing a damned frog.
18. Dude! Could you be more gay? Don't answer that.
19. I'm gonna go stop the big bad wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.
20. A had of glory? I think I got one of those at the end of my Thai massage last week.
21. Bela: You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.
Dean: Don't objectify me!
22. Henricksen: I shot the sheriff!
Dean: But you didn't shoot the deputy.
23. You kinky son of a b*tch, we don't swing that way.
24. Gumby girl...does that make me Pokey?
25. A bloody, violent monster, and you wanna be facebook friends with him? Nice, Sammy.
more to come...
And a little Sammy for good measure...
1. Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
2. Dean: People believe in Santa Claus. How come I'm not getting hooked up every Christmas?
3. When did you hit menopause?
4. Dean: What were you dreaming about?
Sam: Lollipops and candy canes!
And, Sam mimicking Dean from Mystery Spot "You think you're being funny but you're being really really childish...Sam Winchester wears make-up...Sam Winchester cries his way through sex...Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning when he wakes up he...OK ENOUGH!!