Millikov
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Joined 05-22-02, id: 217315
Author has written 11 stories for Marion Zimmer Bradley, Lord of the Rings, and Silmarillion.

"I regret to announce that - though, as I said, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to spend among you - this is the END. I am going. I am leaving NOW. GOOD-BYE!"

(i.e Have abandoned Pit of Voles for, er, less Vole-y pastures.)

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Oboebyrd's Guide to Writing Formulaic Fanfiction by Oboebyrd reviews
A SATIRICAL look at writing the 'perfect' LOTR fanfictions. I update for the glory of Gil-Galad.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 3/27/2002
A Good Ending by Joan Milligan reviews
Elros is granted a final grace.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Complete
But Not Destroyed by Morel reviews
The final battle that ended the Second Age. Based on canon - NOT the movie version. 12-10-2002: minor revisions, and Author's Notes moved to a separate chapter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2002 - Published: 12/7/2002
Real Men Wear Jewelry by Mouse reviews
Sequel to "If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth" -- The boys trade opinions on wine, women, and song while pumping iron in Mandos' weight room. [Warning: Extreme Mockery. Silmarillion knowledge required!]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2002
Aging (Not So) Gracefully by TK The Tenacious reviews
As the days grow long, Meriadoc the Magnificent and Thain Peregrin reflect on their youthful escapades and adventures... and find the pep to pull one last wild scheme... No slash. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth by Mouse reviews
From Nerdanel to Arwen, they're all there: the Halls of Mandos Sewing Circle. And they've got a few opinions on the actions of their male counterparts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/20/2002
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The Mary Sues' Strike Back! reviews
What happens when a whole horde of Mary Sues' gets dropped into Middle-earth? You don't want to know. Or do you? -Updated: chp 13-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,505 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Gimli, Sauron
The Troubles of Mistress Rose reviews
When Sam accompanies Frodo to Rivendell for Bilbo's Hundred and Thirty-First birthday, Rose is troubled by Sam's devotion to Frodo. No slash, just some nice Sam/Rose lovin'. As always, Feedback and Constructive Criticism is appreciated.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Samwise G.
Against the Dying of the Light reviews
Written for a Competition--"Write the Prologue to the Continuation of The Lord of the Rings". This is my attempt. Feedback and Constructive Criticism appreciated. -Complete-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
To Wander in Darkness reviews
A Potter and 'Rings Crossover of an Unconventional Kind. Harry, Ron and Aragog find themselves in the dark, and in the lair of Her Ladyship. Feedback and Constructive Criticism appreciated.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2003
Someone Else's Story reviews
A wee little Éowyn ficlet. Éowyn muses before she rides out to battle as Dernhelm. Short. Very short. 287 word short. Feedback and Constructive Criticism appreciated.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Eowyn
For Earth Too Dear reviews
The account of the Passing of Celebrían to the Lands beyond the Great Sea. A collection of vignettes. Feedback and CC appreciated. -Finished-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2002 - Published: 10/23/2002 - Elrond
Kinslaying reviews
One elf-maiden's thoughts before and during the Kinslaying. A wee little vignette, feedback appreciated.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11/25/2002
It's Not Easy Being Evil reviews
Random rantings of one Dark Lord in his journal. Go Sauron! *Updated! Chapter 2*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2002 - Published: 8/10/2002 - Sauron
The Return of the Ultimate Mary Sue reviews
The timeless epic of lame unoriginality returns to enthrall(disgust) audiences with its story. *Updated...epilogue added* Go me!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2002 - Published: 7/23/2002
The Ultimate Mary Sue reviews
A fanfic challenge from my friend: to write the ultimate Mary Sue, but with a very weird and completely unexpected and ridiculous ending. So i did. in about 30 minutes. *typos edited*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/21/2002 - Legolas
Sunshine and Shadows reviews
A sort of prose/poem from Morgaine's POV, lamenting on her lost relationship with Arthur, Lancelot and Gwenhwyfar. Please read, review,only flame if you must.
Marion Zimmer Bradley - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2002