Hey, my name is Jess and I live in New York.

I'm obsessed with Vampire Academy and NCIS

I grew up. Deal with it.

Here is some crap!

I love the idea of Rose and Christian together for some unknown reason.

Sometimes i hate Adrian and then i start to like him again, it's weird. i think it's because he's always drunk.

Lissa annoys me sometimes because she's royal, and I imagine her with a high pitched voice... I still like her though... sometimes...

"I'm so tired of broken promises and empty apologies"

This is bunny.
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(='.'=) Put him on your profile
(")_(") so he can take over the world

I believe in magic,

I believe in true love,

I belive in love at first sight,

I believe in soul mates.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up.

"Love and Loyalty Run Deeper Than Blood." -Vampire Academy(back cover)

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
But the roses are wilted,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head!"

“Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

Sometimes I wish I could just be a little kid again. So when life gets tough you can just play pretend. I wanna go back to when Santa did exist. When my brother was the only boy you ever kissed. When Disney World was the best place to be. When the only movies you could see were rated G. When your biggest problem was learning to write your name and people didn't change...and your friends were the same. And every time you were sad or you had a bad day you could just run to mommy and it would all be okay. I wanna go back to no hurt...and no pain...just laughter. When everyone always lives happily ever after.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off.

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "go to hell"

10 really good comebacks

1. I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

2. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

3. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

4. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

5. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

6. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

7. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

8. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

9. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

10. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that spends all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, or a freak (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (Warriors, and Vampire Academy), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

NCIS Quotes:

"'Or die trying'?! Did ya have to put that in his head?!"Tony DiNozzo, NCIS

"Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on here?! First Abby's lab nerd frames DiNozzo for murder and then McGee kills a cop! Did somebody break a mirror?!"Gibbs, NCIS

"Subtle approach. You serve the warrent, I'll shove my SIG in her face."Gibbs, NCIS

"Remove your hand or I will rip off your arm and beat you to death with it!"Ziva David, NCIS

Tony: hey Kate what's a six letter word for a reason to commit a federal offense? starts with M

Kate: murder (Tony counts the letters out then looks at her confused)

Tony: no actually I was talking about motive. (Gibbs walks in)

Tony: Hey boss, six letter word for a reason to commit a federal offense

Gibbs: DiNozzo (exasperatedly)

Tony: that's seven letters, boss

Gibbs: whatever works

(Tony rolls over to come face to face with a large iguana and quickly rolls out of bed aiming his gun at it)

Tony: Hault! (Kate and Gibbs enter guns drawn and Kate gives Tony a look, Tony looks Down and grabs a chair)

Gibbs: I need coffee.(Gibbs exits)

(McGee is sitting at Tony's desk as Gibbs, Kate, and Tony enter from rescuing Tony who was kiddnapped)

Gibbs: forget about it McGee he's alive

Suspect: hey, aren't you going to get this thing off me (talking about deadmen's switch bomb around his neck that Gibbs is holdin onto)

Gibbs: get it off yourself (He drops the switch)

Suspect: AH! (nothing happens)

Gibbs: boom

(Tony pulls his cell phone out of his soda)

Tony: want to know the secret to getting on Gibbs' good side?

Ziva: yes

Tony: so do I

Tony: ...What is with the Germans and the alphabet thing? B-M-W, B-M-G, B-A-S-F. And they’re all B’s.
Gibbs: I’m resisting the urge to say cut the B.S. - Left For Dead

Gibbs: Ducky? Why would Abby go to a frat party? - Yankee White

Gibbs: Above his mattress, below his mattress, inside his mattress. If there's such a thing as a fourth mattress dimension, go over that, too. - High Seas

Gibbs: I try so hard not to be wrong, don't I, Kate?
Kate: You're very conscientious in that regard, Gibbs.
Gibbs: I try so hard not to insinuate, don't I, Kate?
Kate: You rarely insinuate, Gibbs. - Eye Spy

Gibbs: Got your 911, Abs. What's up?
Abby: Ready to have your world rocked again?
Gibbs: I'm barely over the first time.

Gibbs: What'd you find in his nose?
Ducky: Cellulosic fiber, lignin.
Gibbs: Wood.
Ducky: Ah, sawdust, to be precise.
Tony: Hey boss, don't you have some kind of weird thing about women and sawdust? I mean... I... don't... think it's weird

Kate: All I'm saying is that... things on the surface are not always the same as when you put them in context with the way they actually developed, you know, under the surface, kinda.
Tony: I have no idea what you said.
Kate: Neither do I. But the intent was sincere.

McGee: Now all we have to do is scan 800,000 miles of satellite imagery and pray we get lucky.
Abby: I am a scientist, McGee. Luck has nothing to do with it and/or us.
McGee: Okay, then how do you explain something like Gibbs's gut?
Abby: Well, that's easy: Gibbs is lucky.
McGee: But... but you just said that...
Abby: He's not a scientist.

Gibbs: Abs, do you have him?
Abby: smug Are you seriously asking me that?
Gibbs: deadpan No, I called to flirt.

Gibbs: to a suspect Your track record for the truth is unimpressive.

(McGee is trying to convince Abby to let him into the lab)
Abby: Just a second! I'm... I'm in the shower!

Ziva: What is this place?
Lieutenant: That's classified.
Tony: Classified? What do you got in there? Aliens? Bigfoot?
Ark of the Covenant? (no response from Lieutenant) That only leaves one thing.
Tony, Ziva and McGee: (In unison) Unicorn.

Tony: (after Ziva caught him with her deodorant) I'm not
gonna feel bad, those ground radar techs didn't show up
til dawn, McGee and I watched the sunrise together... it
was very brokeback mountain.

Marine: What's your clearance?
Tony: About 6 foot 1 and a half. Why, you got low ceilings?

Gibbs: You know how I feel about coincidences, Abbs.
Abby: Equatorial pygmies know how you feel about
coincidences, Gibbs.

Marine: Why you jumping with us, Sir?
Tony: Always wanted to jump. Agent Gibbs came along
to laugh

McGee: In sixth grade I made the entire periodic table out of
licorice and Junior Mints

Tony: On your six boss. Hey you haven’t forgotten about that screen saver Ziva?
Ziva: Actually I had. Thanks for reminding me.(looks at Mcgee)
Tony: What are friends for?

Gibbs: My second wife played golf left-handed.
Kate: So?
Tony: When someone tries to split your skull open with a
seven iron, it's not a club you soon forget

Tony: Just think...if we die in here, your life would have had
more meaning if you'd slept with me.

Gibbs: He's already dead. Rigor mortis is set in.
Ziva: How do you know he's not faking it?
Gibbs: Well shoot him if you don't believe me.

Kate: I believe him.
Gibbs: Of course you believe him, it's
a chick flick. In a guy flick, you steal the money, you set a
guy up to take the fall, you murder him and you marry
his wife.

McGee: It's jazz, helps me clear my mind.
Tony: Coltrain is jazz, McGee, this is a soundtrack
to a bad seventies porno shot in the San Fernando
Valley.

BEST QUOTE/CHARACTER INTERACTION/MOMENT:

Ziva: Oh, that hurt.
Tony: No it didn’t. Didn’t we get out fill of secret agendas and lying during the previous
administrative?
Ziva: Look, I too hoped that things would be different by now--
Tony: Like to give Vance a piece of my mind
Ziva: With the way you’re losing it I don’t think you have much to spare.
Tony: Take that toothpick of his and shove it up a Sec-Nav cigar
Ziva: Maybe if you’d had some form of military training, you would learn to follow orders
Tony: What like you?! We were given a direct order not to engage, I recall that you threw
the first punch!
Ziva: It was a reflex!
Tony: Oh, really? What about the other time? Last thing I remember before the lights went out
was you kimbo-slicing your way through a room full of guards, that a reflex?
Ziva: Yes. It was! Gunshot went off, I saw you…
Tony: I’m tired of pretending.

Ziva: So am I

Tony: It’s dinner theatre for an audience of one. When does the curtain go down?

TROUBLE FROM A SECRET:

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Lissa's kid dress: http:///twp/images/pinkdressplain.jpeg

The Horses: http:///Western/horses/W19BlackWhiteWinterHorses.jpg

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