Author has written 5 stories for Warriors, Vampire Academy, and Harry Potter.
Hey, my name is Jess and I live in New York.
I'm obsessed with Vampire Academy and NCIS
I grew up. Deal with it.
Here is some crap!
I love the idea of Rose and Christian together for some unknown reason.
Sometimes i hate Adrian and then i start to like him again, it's weird. i think it's because he's always drunk.
Lissa annoys me sometimes because she's royal, and I imagine her with a high pitched voice... I still like her though... sometimes...
"I'm so tired of broken promises and empty apologies"
This is bunny.
I believe in magic,
I believe in true love,
I belive in love at first sight,
I believe in soul mates.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up.
"Love and Loyalty Run Deeper Than Blood." -Vampire Academy(back cover)
"Roses are red,
“Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown
Sometimes I wish I could just be a little kid again. So when life gets tough you can just play pretend. I wanna go back to when Santa did exist. When my brother was the only boy you ever kissed. When Disney World was the best place to be. When the only movies you could see were rated G. When your biggest problem was learning to write your name and people didn't change...and your friends were the same. And every time you were sad or you had a bad day you could just run to mommy and it would all be okay. I wanna go back to no hurt...and no pain...just laughter. When everyone always lives happily ever after.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off.
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
10 really good comebacks
1. I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
2. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
3. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
4. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
5. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
6. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
7. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
8. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
9. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
10. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that spends all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, or a freak (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (Warriors, and Vampire Academy), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauder...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
"'Or die trying'?! Did ya have to put that in his head?!"Tony DiNozzo, NCIS
"Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on here?! First Abby's lab nerd frames DiNozzo for murder and then McGee kills a cop! Did somebody break a mirror?!"Gibbs, NCIS
"Subtle approach. You serve the warrent, I'll shove my SIG in her face."Gibbs, NCIS
"Remove your hand or I will rip off your arm and beat you to death with it!"Ziva David, NCIS
Tony: hey Kate what's a six letter word for a reason to commit a federal offense? starts with M
Kate: murder (Tony counts the letters out then looks at her confused)
Tony: no actually I was talking about motive. (Gibbs walks in)
Tony: Hey boss, six letter word for a reason to commit a federal offense
Gibbs: DiNozzo (exasperatedly)
Tony: that's seven letters, boss
Gibbs: whatever works
(Tony rolls over to come face to face with a large iguana and quickly rolls out of bed aiming his gun at it)
Tony: Hault! (Kate and Gibbs enter guns drawn and Kate gives Tony a look, Tony looks Down and grabs a chair)
Gibbs: I need coffee.(Gibbs exits)
(McGee is sitting at Tony's desk as Gibbs, Kate, and Tony enter from rescuing Tony who was kiddnapped)
Gibbs: forget about it McGee he's alive
Suspect: hey, aren't you going to get this thing off me (talking about deadmen's switch bomb around his neck that Gibbs is holdin onto)
Gibbs: get it off yourself (He drops the switch)
Suspect: AH! (nothing happens)
(Tony pulls his cell phone out of his soda)
Tony: want to know the secret to getting on Gibbs' good side?
Tony: so do I
Tony: ...What is with the Germans and the alphabet thing? B-M-W, B-M-G, B-A-S-F. And they’re all B’s.
Gibbs: Ducky? Why would Abby go to a frat party? - Yankee White
Gibbs: Above his mattress, below his mattress, inside his mattress. If there's such a thing as a fourth mattress dimension, go over that, too. - High Seas
Gibbs: I try so hard not to be wrong, don't I, Kate?
Gibbs: What'd you find in his nose?
Kate: All I'm saying is that... things on the surface are not always the same as when you put them in context with the way they actually developed, you know, under the surface, kinda.
McGee: Now all we have to do is scan 800,000 miles of satellite imagery and pray we get lucky.
Gibbs: to a suspect Your track record for the truth is unimpressive.
(McGee is trying to convince Abby to let him into the lab)
Ziva: What is this place?
Tony: (after Ziva caught him with her deodorant) I'm not
Marine: What's your clearance?
Gibbs: You know how I feel about coincidences, Abbs.
Marine: Why you jumping with us, Sir?
McGee: In sixth grade I made the entire periodic table out of
Tony: On your six boss. Hey you haven’t forgotten about that screen saver Ziva?
Gibbs: My second wife played golf left-handed.
Tony: Just think...if we die in here, your life would have had
Gibbs: He's already dead. Rigor mortis is set in.
Kate: I believe him.
McGee: It's jazz, helps me clear my mind.
BEST QUOTE/CHARACTER INTERACTION/MOMENT:
Ziva: Oh, that hurt.
Ziva: So am I
Tony: It’s dinner theatre for an audience of one. When does the curtain go down?
TROUBLE FROM A SECRET:
Christian's House: http://globalpatriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/hampton-beach-house.jpg
Lissa's kid dress: http://www.twpeacock.com/twp/images/pinkdressplain.jpeg
The Horses: http://www.philsonier.com/Western/horses/W19BlackWhiteWinterHorses.jpg
Rose Necklace 1: http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Accessories/Jewelry/Necklaces/Draped-Rose-Necklace-146232.jsp
Rose Necklace 2: http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/DarkStreet/Jewelry/Necklaces/Red-Rose-Scroll-Necklace-135954.jsp
Rose Necklace 3: http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Accessories/Jewelry/Necklaces/Black-Skull-Rose-Rosary-Necklace-181872.jsp
Rose necklace 4: http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Accessories/Jewelry/Necklaces/Rose-Switchblade-Necklace-157831.jsp
Rose Necklace 5: http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Accessories/Jewelry/Necklaces/Skull-Rose-Red-Double-Necklace-127837.jsp
Rose Necklace 6: http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/DarkStreet/Jewelry/Necklaces/Black-Lace-Rose-Choker-137251.jsp
Rose Necklace 7: http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/DarkStreet/Jewelry/Black-White-Checker-Rose-Choker-352215.jsp
Vivian's Bathing Suit 1: http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Apparel/Swim/Invader-Zim-Gir-Striped-Swim-Bottoms-170874.jsp
Vivian's Bathing Suit 2: http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Apparel/Swim/Neon-Skull-Swim-Bottoms-176014.jsp
Rose's Engagement Ring: http://www.thisvalentine.com/img/1.35-cts-genuine-sapphire-diamond-engagement-ring_lg.jpg
Rose's Funeral dress: http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1972983module14871122photo_1234114250black-strapless-dress.jpg
Christian's Funeral Suit: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XpgwORn3aMk/SNSo2YoXO9I/AAAAAAAAApA/HWAXdyvS2Qo/s400/blacksuit.jpg
The Adrian Dreams Location: http://www.hiren.info/desktop-wallpapers/natural-pictures/garden-and-flowers
Rose's Wedding Dress: http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/260/2601459/14_2009/03820017d68446e0_modest_wedding_dress.preview.jpg
Christian's Tux: http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/8854166/2/istockphoto_8854166-black-tuxedo-with-blue-tie-and-vest.jpg
Vivian's Dress: http://www.jormabridal.com/tea_length_bridesmaid/tea_lf108.jpg
Dimitri's Tux: http://www.propertyinvesting.net/cgi-script/csNews/image_upload/specialreports_2edb.Calvin-Klein-Tuxedo.jpg
Tasha's Bridesmaid Dress: http://www.camdendrive.com/media//resized/classy-perry-blue-dress-cd020-f_size2.jpg
Lissa, and Mia's Bridesmaids Dresses: http://bridesmaiddresses01.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/bridesmaid-dresses-2.jpg
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