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Joined 12-09-09, id: 2173873, Profile Updated: 07-26-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

i publish primarily at twilighted.net under the name "twighlit", but i decided not to be stingy with my remarkable talent so i'm throwing myself to the wolves on this site as well.

i'm a closet twihard and struggling writer. fanfic scratches both these itches.

i'm of the lady gaga school of journalism, in that i could most certainly write a bad romance. in fact, i often do.

i'm sort of emotionally retarded. it's very hard to hurt my feelings or make me uncomfortable and i have a difficult time with real emotion... but if you're in the market for cynicism or a sarcastic comment, i'm your girl. i'm sort of a bitch, but i'm hilarious so most people let it slide.

get at me on twitter: @twighlitFF

Say Hello, Wave Goodbye by afmtoo reviews
Up and coming movie star Edward Cullen has a life-changing encounter at the premiere of his latest film. What will it mean for his career and for the women in his life? AH AU OOC. Rated M for language, content and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,894 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
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The Apple Doesn't Fall Far reviews
Jacob stopped Bella from jumping off the cliff in New Moon and Edward never returned. After 22 years, the Cullens move to Seattle for yet another fresh start and Edward winds up with yet another surprising lab partner... Bella's daughter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,193 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010
The 1 Where Brad Pitt Guest Stars as Edward Cullen reviews
Written for the Friends/Twilight challenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
The Other Foot reviews
Bella's a Cullen and Edward's a human... how would Twilight play out with the shoe on the other foot?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010
Merry Christmas, Baby reviews
Holiday sexiness with Emmett and Rosalie. Winner of the "Canon Christmas" one shot contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Lead Us Not Into Temptation reviews
Bad Bella Good Edward Forced Christianity Awesome One Shot. Winner of the "Twi-High Anonymous Challenge." Rated for teenagers doing grownup stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete