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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, Ouran High School Host Club, and Vampire Knight.
ಠ_ಠ he's watching... ¬_¬ him too...
Black and White make Gray: Chapters Rated T. TomokoxNekozawa OHSHC. Tomoko is a transfers from Kuran High to Ouran Academy, where she meets Uhemito Nekozawa. After joining the Black Magic Club, they gradually become closer, but of course, there is one girl in the club that wants Tomoko out of the way. Rated for violence, language, and suggestive content.
The Scarlett Rose Series: Book One: Chapters Rated T ScarlettxDraco Harry Potter Scarlett Rose looks like the perfect Slytherin princess; long black hair, one green eye and one silver/ blue eye. But there's just one problem: Malfoy is the Slytherin Prince, and everyone assumes that the prince and princess will end up together. Travel along side Scarlett as she experiences randomness, stupidity, and even love. Rated for language and awkward moments.
Welllll... I'm really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY random at most times and well, I love to read an write!!
COME TO MY PARTY! THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
There will b a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited! So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.
Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever. DETAILS BELOW..
Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father, Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You! ... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.
98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL. Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father."
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.
It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
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If I don't call you
When I walk away from you mad
When I stare at your mouth
When I push you or hit you
When I start cussing at you
When I'm quiet
When I ignore you
When I pull away
When you see me at my worst
When you see me start crying
When you see me walking
When I'm scared
When I lay my head on your shoulder
When I grab at your hands
When I tease you
When I don't answer for a long time
When I look at you with doubt
When I say that i like you
When I bump into you
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When I look at you in your eyes
When I miss you
When you break my heart
When I say it's over
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Random Conversations with my Friends
Friend#1: I wonder what Voldemort's real name was?
Friend#2: I know, I know!
Me: It was... ProffesorSparkleluffle Pants of The Seven Rainbow Pony Castles in the Glitter Villaage of Magical Rubber Duckies!!
Friend#2: I thought It was Tom Riddle.
Friend#1: Yesh, but that name sounds totally awesome!!
Friend#2: Lets look at our golden moments (shows the video clips and theres one where im trying to kiss my self with the mirror image thingy)
Me: Oh Man, I could have totally licked myself!
Me: I know what gay gay men are!!
Me: Happy men that like happy men!!
Me: Yup. So like a whole get together would be like "Oh hi im a gay gay guy. Oh im a gay gay guy too! Wanna go out? Sure, But you've have to be gay gay. I am gay gay. Happy Gay? No gay gay. I only have eyes for men. I said gay gay not GAY GAY. But but I thought we had something together!! We had nothing!! What, but youre gay and im gay.. Yea, buy your not gay gay. What is gay gay?! Happy gay. What?! Yup. Ive been gay gay my whole life!! So this whole conversation was pointless? Yes. Might as well hook up. I know a great place with jello shots. Good bye. What? I dont drink."
Never ever underestimate me. I smarter than I look.
Oh, wow, those things reeeeeeally scare me...
I was born on the day of Xion + Zexion
In the month of Xemnas
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Axel
And I'm Larxene years old. You could also say I'm Lexa years old.
My favorite number is Roxas + Xaldin
But my lucky number is anything with Axel in it
If you get it, put your own in your profile.
epic win plus a side order of awesomesauce.
A Nerd's List of Things to Do
1.) Write alien vs predator: The Musical.
2.) Develop the ability to talk to vegetables. (Brocotongue!)
3.) Learn how to "billow" like Severus Snape.
4.) Make action figure of yourself.
5.) Prove to the world that gay sparkly vampires are even more pathetic than they believe.
6.) Enrage obsessed fan girls.
7.) Scream out random endings when walking out of the movie theater. (I can't believe it! Optimus killed Sam and ran off with Megatron!)
8.) Teach fox's how to skydive.
9.) Create first ever pizza laser.
10.) Have own theme music.
11.) Find the penny at the bottom of the razor blade and and salt-filled jar.
12.) Discover why Dora the Explorer's parents let her explore the world all by herself.
13.) Sing made-up lyrics to Christmas Carols. During the summer.
14.) Read Shakespeare. You know, like in Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet fights that lion, and Romeo destroys the giant space station, and they all go to Burger King...yeah, I don't really know my Shakespeare stuff that well.
15.) Also prove to the children how Santa sits on the throne of lies.
16.) If this isn't enough, scream "I GOT CAKE MIX!" all the time. (Nemesis.)
17.) Warn younger children that if they aren't good this Christmas, Santa's little Dementors will come and suck all of their happiness away. Run from livid parents.
18.) Use security cameras as mirrors to pick your nose.
19.) Run around with a Force FX lightsaber, claiming you are a Jedi that must slay the evils of the world. Then attack anyone wearing Hannah Montana apparel.
20.) Develop sense of irony.
21.) Don't die yet.
22.) Conquer the world with flying fox's.
23.) Teach fox's how to skydive, then start an airshow.
24.) Build a city...then destroy it with multicoulered dinosaurs!
25.) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're an insane authoress/author, too!
(credit to She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name the originall creater of this list)
97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this on your profile.
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FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. -- Damn straight.
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93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak . I'm a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?”
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[O.o] - Moo, I'm a pig.
- Dude, you're an owl.
[O.O] - My mother has lied to me!
Random crap that seems funny!!
~Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
~Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
~Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
~You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.
~They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people. (Unless you're Deidara. And have explosives.)
~Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
~I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.
~The trouble with real life is that there is no background music
~I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere
~Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
~Forecast for tonight: darkness
~If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
~I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
~Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
~How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?
~If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
~Hell is full of musical amateurs
~There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line
~I'm not random I just have many thoughts
~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
~ -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!
~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine
~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
~Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking
~The below statement is true
~The above statement is false
~Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.
~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
~People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs
~In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!
~Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.
~God must love stupid people...he made so many
~There is no great genius without a mixture of madness
~When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.
~Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.
~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense
~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.
~I have a dream and in it, something eats you.
~Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.
~Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.
~Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical
~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
~If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!
~I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse.
~I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...
~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.
~If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
~Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!
~Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?
~You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.
~I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.
~I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.
~By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life
~I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday
~Hi! I'm human. What're you?
~Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
~I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!
~Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.
~If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
~I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
~Wherever there is life there is love
~I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident
~Sometimes all we need are each other
~Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.
~Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet
~A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.
~Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?
~One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.
~When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.
~I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...
~When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!
~Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?
~Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?
~We are the people our parents warned us about!
~If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?
~Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( )
~I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!
~I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!
~I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!
~Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?
~ If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!
~Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
~All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
~MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
~Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.
~Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
~In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
~I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
~In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?
~The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures."
~Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
~You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
~An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"
~Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
~If two wrongs don't make a right, try three