Author has written 5 stories for Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, Misc. Books, and Adventure Quest.
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"Think about the beauty, in one perfect flame..." -The Leading Player, Pippin
"That is not dead which can forever lie, for with strange eons even death may die." -H. P. Lovecraft
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The Story marked "End of the Line" is an excerpt from an actual novel, soon to be published, and thus plagiarism of said work will be entirely untolerated, and will result in lawsuit and degrading of the sanity of the plagiarist...
COMING SOON: A tale of mystery, intrigue, madness, and philosophic malaise...
What? I am the Null, I am nothing, No force on this puny planet can document me!
Just in case though, I prefer the icicle to the scythe or normal sickle, and I enjoy reading "The Necronomicon" "The Hardy Bacon People" and "Chicken Soup for the Soulless"
AGE: 4,872 (On the dot as of yesterday)
JOB: Reaper of eternal souls.
HOBBIES: Reaping, writing, composing odes, and sculpting the statues of Tartarus.
FAVORITE BOOKS: Necronomicon, Chicken Soup for the Soulless
FAVORITE MOVIES: Journey to the Center of the Earth (how blatantly incorrect), Web of Shadows (The original of course).
ANCESTRY: I am the 13th in a line of beings who decided long ago to make sure the transfer of humans to the Underworld was complete. My Great-Great-Great Grandfather was the 8th, and the oldest that anyone remembers. Soulseekers cannot die, but they can slowly fade away once the reach the old age of 10,000. I'm at a tender age right now, in my prime, so I can keep on writing stories. Now, the stories. I can observe events on Earth and in alternate planes of reality. I can send people like my lieutenant Zen-Ekx (You'll meet him later) to mess things up, and then write about it. It's really fun actually, you should try it once you get used to being dead.
SPIDERS, SOULS, AND SPINNING SUGAR, POWER, DEATH, AND RESURRECTION, NECROMANCERS, BALLET DANCERS, 7,000 WHISPERED ANSWERS, EVIL, DARKNESS, CANDY BARS, TERROR, SCREAMING EYEBALLED STARS, PAIN, AND DEATH, AND LIFE ON MARS, I SEE FEAR, AND I COMMAND IT, A LOVE AND PAIN ZANATOS GAMBIT. HATE AND LOVE THEY ARE MY BIRTHRIGHT, HEARTS AND DEMONS STALK THE MOONLIGHT, MY EYES THEY NOW THEY HAVE GLOSSED OVER WITH A BITE FROM THE POISONOUS FOUR-LEAFED CLOVER OF FATE. I'M LATE, I'M LATE, FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE. I ALWAYS RUN I NEVER STOP BECAUSE THE BACK IS ALWAYS CATCHING UP AND THEN ALL OF MY RUNNING WILL BE NAUGHT. THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN AWAY, AND MY ONLY CHOICE IS TO STAY. I RUN FROM A TERROR OF MY OWN CREATION, A CONFECTIONARY ANIMATION. DEATH AND COMPASSION ALWAYS BE-HIND, THE ONLY WAY TO RUN IS JUST SKIM AROUND THE RIND. SOULEATING, SOULEATING, SOULEATING... spiders, souls and spinning sugar...
Until I wake-up-go-to-sleep again my friends in madness...
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