Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Ouran High School Host Club.
Copy and past if you think blood is NOT thicker then water!
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To the so called Critics United, what you are doing is wrong. Many people worked hard on the stories they have written and you are not being critics but bullies. If you don't like what I or anyone writes have written then don't read their stories. Leave them alone it is people like you that made a boy at my school kill himself. A writer has a right to express themselves, as do you but not like this. If you don't like what I have to say then go ahead and say what you like about my stories and have them reported and deleted. I will just keep re-posting them and if this profile gets deleted then I'll just make a new one. You can not stop me from my rights so come at me cause I'll be ready for you you cowards. Any writers that read this I hope that you are willing to fight just as I am and good luck.
otaku?: HELL YA!
what i look like: i have black hair that comes just below my chest its straight at first but is curly on the ends, brown eyes with a green ring around the edge sometimes with a blue tint (i know its weird but cool!), glasses, and my hair is almost always in a messy pony tail and i now have snake bites :D
random facts about me: i break a bone every 4 years (I DONT DO IT ON PERPUS!!! I IZ CURSED!) and when i was a baby my cuzin tried to kill me
favorite animes: naruto, vampire knight, soul eater, death note, kyou kara maoh, bleach, inuyasha, ouran high school, and hellsing, D.gray man, ect.
yaoi fan: yes!
uke or seme: im a badass uke with innocent uke traits
favorite yaoi coupls for naruto: sasunaru, kakairu
favorite coupls for naruto (non-yaoi): naruhina, shikatama, nejitenten
I just put up a new story so please read it and review or message me to tell me what you think!
1. Put your ipod or whatever the hell you have on shuffle
2. Every question hit next to find your answer
3. Tag 25 friends
4. Everyone tagged MUST do the same thing
1)Someone asks, "Are you ok?" you say:
get crunk by brokencyde
2)What best describes YOUR personality?
feel good inc. by the gorillaz
3)How do you describe YOURSELF?
face down by red jumpsuit
4)What do you like in a girl/boy?
anything but ordinary by Avril lavigne
5)How do you feel today?
i want candy dead by geoffrey paris
6)What is your life's purpose?
puppet by thousand foot krutch
7)What's your motto?
toy box by icp (._.)
8)What do your friends think of you?
9)What do your parents think of you?
all i ever wanted by basshunter (haha lies!)
10)What do you not think about very often?
I am the best by 2NE1
11)What is 22?
just lose it by eminem (XD)
12)What do you think of your ex?
the untouchables by blood on the dance floor
13)What do you think of the person you like/ love?
Ordinary day by vanessa carlton
14)What is your life story?
ready to fall by raise against
15)What do you wanna be when you grow up?
Siq with a Q by blood on the dance floor (XD)
16)What do you think when you see the person you love/ like?
bitches by mindless self indulgence
17)What will you do at your wedding?
dota by basshunter
18)What will they play at your funeral?
boodie woodie wu by ICP (XD oh shit)
19)What is your honest interest?
Horrifically delicious by blood on the dance floor
20)What is your biggest fear?
yellow bus by brokencyde
21)What is your biggest secret?
You're gonna go far, kid by the offspring
22)What do you want right now?
teenagers by my chemical romance
23)What do you think of your friends?
Perfect scene by mercy marcedes
24)What's the worst thing that could happen?
my gift and my curse by blood on the dance floor
25)What is one thing you regret?
killing loneliness by HIM
26)What makes you laugh?
decode by paramore
27)What makes you cry?
star power by blood on the dance floor ( should have been for 26 ._.)
28)Will you ever get married?
mockingbird by eminem
29)What scares you the MOST?
all the same by sick puppies
30)Does anyone like/ love you?
get it up by mindless self indulgence (ummm...i can explain?)
31)If you could go back in time what would you change?
inside of you by hoobastank (...)
32)What hurts right now?
world so cold by three days grace
Please read this:
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
you know your a singer/music lover when:
1. you have to sing a song if you hear it and you know all the words
2. you have to listen to music all the time
3. you where in choir at some point in your life
4. you must have your ipod with you always
5. you wont let ANYONE touch your ipod unless necessarily
6. you think your singing sucks (really alot of good singers that i know think that)
7. you have to listen to music to fall asleep
8. you sing before going to sleep
9. you always have your music blasting to hear everything in the songs
10. you are losing your hearing from your music
11. you listen to all types of music like japanese
12. you can memorize the songs easily
13. you ignore everyone when listening to music
14. your always humming
15. you sing random songs
16. you have to be told to shut up by your friends cuz your singing the same song over and over and over again
17. you quite choir because they weren't singing GOOD songs
18. you are reading this :3
19. you go insane with our your ipod (unless your already insane )
20. you have your friend put new music on your ipod every week
21. you have over 200 songs on your ipod
22. you put this on your profile!
If you want Uchiha Madara to burn for what he did, copy and paste.
If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile
If you think Itachi 'dying' was the worst thing to happen to Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!
IF YOU THINK THAT MADARA MESSED UP ITACHI'S LIFE THEN COPY AND PASTE!!! DOWN WITH MADARA!!!!
THE NARUTARD SURVEY!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Itachi cuz he's awesome, hidan cuz he's my new #1 fav!, sasori no danna cuz idk i just do, deidara cuz he can give me advice about hair (lolz)
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
NaruHina and NaruSasu (wait does that make him a man ho?)
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan?
Naruto yaoi fan duh
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
ya a couple of time like one time i dressed as itachi and my friend was someone i forgot the name of but we dressed my lil bro in a maids dress put a silver wig on him with make-up and we made him have boobs we went to DQ and a lot of guys were talking about 'taylor' his real name is tyler but ya it was sooo funny! i had to fix his boobs and people were looking at me funny...THEY WERE OFF CENTERED!
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
i have two sasuke finguers from when i liked sasuke and my lil sis...whoops i mean bro broke one in half and when i saw it i said to him "hey! i was going to do that!" i also have like 175 naruto cards or something -.-
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
my friends say im a female itachi with naruto monuments but now my friend megan says im better with hidan! cuz im crazy and i cuss a lot
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
NaruHina they would make a really cute couple
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
9. Which team is your favorite?
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
yes cuz have you not seen a pic of both of them as soon as i saw the yondaime i thought 'thats his dad for sure!'
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
anti-sasuke cuz he went to oro and oro is creepy he likes sasukes body REALLY WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU!!!??
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
YES!!! and so do i we could be ADD buddys =w=
17. Sub or dub?
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
ANTI-SAKURA!!!! cuz she is sooo useless i mean really she only gets good in shippuden
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
funny i love tobi just not madara
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
yes that bastered madara!
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
U.G.L.Y is his theme song
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
deidara cuz hes half way there already
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
both i would just not want to ever meet him
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
hidan cuz then he would be all calm wait...that would be creepy!
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
27. Do you like lemons?
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
my dad will sit and watch naruto with me and my lil bro
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
ya what naruto fan hasn't
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
yup my dad now hes hooked on anime, and i just found out that i got my BFF's lil bro hooked cuz i got her to watch some episodes but she does not like it but now all her bro watches on the computer is naruto so ya its awesome!
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
yesh its so awesome cuz now i know that there are more narutards at my school besides just me and my friends :D
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
nope the teachers dont bug me about my drawings they dont care what i draw
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
kinda its made school bearable but this year its destracting but i cant stop reading manga!
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
im broke anyway
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
ya i want to know what its about kakashi is always reading it it makes me wonder what its about
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
no cuz madara is the true leader and why would he want to kill naruto if hes his son?
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
no he looks like a drag queen when he's in his second stage he has lip gloss on!
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
yup her name is lilly
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
yes but i dont mind even tho it has made me not pay attetion in class -.-"
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, luna194, immortal-lover14
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.
95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would get some popcorn, get a nice seat, than start chanting "JUMP, JUMP, JUMP"
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.
Put this on your
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
1) Repost this message.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
copy and paste if you are a akatsuki fan! Seriously! And add your name below!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
...Has anyone else noticed that more than 50 of fanfiction writers are female? If you think that's weird, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think thats NOT weird, copy and paste this to your profile.
Now if there were over 50 BOY fan writers then that would scare me. If you agree then post this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever had someone ask you were you were then answer "where ever you weren't" post this into your profile.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
Itachi -/ \-
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your
List twelve of your characters from your favorite anime/manga/books, in no particular order.
1. Hikaru (Ouran High School Host Club)
2. Kaoru (Ouran High School Host Club)
3. Shiki (togainu no chi)
4. Gunji (togainu no chi)
5. Hidan (naruto)
6. Grimmjow (bleach)
7. Sesshomaru (Inuyasha)
8. Shizuo Heiwajima (Durarara)
9. Lavi (D.Gray Man)
10. Allen Walker (D.Gray Man)
11. Izaya Orihara (Durarara)
12. Roy Mustang (Full metal Alchemist)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
GrimmjowXIzaya...no I have not! hmmm they would be an interesting couple...
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Gunji? HELL TO THE MOTHER FUCKING YES! i love how he kills people i dont know what is it about it but its so smexy!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Roy got Shizu-chan pregnant... O.O shizu-chan would throw him at izaya!
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Lavi? yup but not one just about him
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Kaoru and grimmjow? nope kaoru would mess with him and then grimmjow would most likely get pissed and plus hikaru would miss kaoru D:
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
hidanXlavi or hidanXallen walker hmmm... not sure O.o hidan would want to kill them for jashin-sama o.o
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
sesshomaru walk in on kaoru and Roy having sex? hmmm probably he would walk in and say something bad about humans then walk out and he would have a straight face through it all!
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
shikiXallen hmmm As he held him up against the wall with his sword to his neck he only said one thing to allen walker 'beg for your life' but is allen willing to beg for his life or not give up?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
HikaruxIzaya...idk i should check!
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
SesshomaruXRoy hurt/comfort fic? 'The Inu-yokai and The Flame alchemist
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Shizu-chan hmm...I threw it on the ground!
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
HikaruXGrimmjowXRoy Yaoi alert!
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Hidan Idk not that many ppl like hidan so they dont write a fic about him D:
"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”
Hikaru and Sesshomaru are in a happy relationship until Sesshomaru runs off with Gunji. Hikaru, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Izaya and a brief unhappy affair with Shizu-chan, then follows the wise advice of Hidan and finds true love with Shiki?...fuck hikaru is screwed o.o
14. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3
Allen walker? hmmm 'IM HUNGRY!' XD
15. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Allen walker's pick up line for Kaoru hmmm 'Hey are you hungry?'
How are you? I'm f.i.n.e-
I'm F.I.N.E. Thanks for asking
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha- loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS:Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail and tell you what you did wrong.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN, we messed up!...but that sure was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better
FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
Find out your ninja name and then repost this quiz and add your name to it. It's funny but it's cool. It's optional, but try just for the fun of it!kk
Make your ninja name from the following alphabet:
A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi
After you finish, post it in a new bulletin with your name ...
Jordan-zukeshitekato (ummmm weird i sound like some kind of cat...sweet!)
1. Your real name: Jordan
2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go):Jorxxan
3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Jorizzle
4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): black tiger
5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name andthe street you live on): leigh black bird
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): marjo
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, favdrink): purple sprite
8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): SKIP
9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets):black chance
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.
If silence is golden, then why is duct tape silver?
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye and see how much Life likes lemons then.
· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
IF YOU HATE SASUKE, I request that you copy and paste, then add yo' name. Narukashi666, AHeartThat'sNeverBeenWhole,Yuki-chan114, IceCrystal7, immortal-lover14
If you think Kakashi is HAWT and should never have died, copy an' paste, an' add yo' name. Narukashi666, AHeartThat'sNeverBeenWhole,yuki-chan114, IceCrystal7, immortal-lover14
If you are an Akatsuki fan, put this in your profile.
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile.
you know your obsessed with naruto when you...
1. when ever someone says "i can't believe it" you yell "ITS NOT BELIEVE IT ITS DATTEBAYO!"
2. get a black and white cat that you thought was a girl but found out its a guy rename said cat sasuke cuz you think hes going to turn gay
3. when said cat is being lovey yell "THE WORLDS GOING TO END! SASUKE IS BEING LOVEY!"
4. have thought about getting an orange female cat and name her naruto so they can have little sasunaru babies
5. have tried to gel your cats fur to look like sasukes hair
6. have styled your hair like itachi's and gone to school saying your itachi for the day being completly emotionless
7. style your hair like deidara's the next day and say yeah,un, or hmm after every sentence and draw mouths on the palm of your hands
8. when anyone in the akatsuki die yell "WHY?! WHY MUST THE BAD DIE YOUNG?!" and then cry and sulk for 3 days
9. have a portable emo corner with you always just incase (AKA a sigh that says emo corner)
10. write fanfics about any naruto character
12. always yell that your a ninja
13. when ever you see a snake yell "OH NUUUUZZZ! ITS OROCHIMARU COMING TO GET ME!"
14. wonder if weasle stomping day would be on itachi's birthday or on the day he dies (you know the song weasle stomping day by weird AL)
15. when your angry cuss like hidan
16. wonder if sasuke uses gel to get his hair that way
17. want to yell at sasukes fangirls "HE'S GAY! CAN'T YOU TELL?! THAT KISS BETWEEN HIM AND NARUTO WAS SOOOO PLANED!"
18. want to read icha icha paradise
19. are always drawing the jashiniest symbol and when people ask just say "its from an anime you wouldn't understand"
20. if people give you shit about liking naruto or any anime yell "YA WILL I HOPE HIDAN COMES AND SACRAFICES YOU TO JASHIN-SAMA WITH A SPORK!" then walk away
21. are reading my page
22. think that hinata is like edward cullen but prettier
23. wonder if deidara is a shemale
24. wonder if deidara uses his hand mouths for something...else
25. daydream about being in the naruvers
26. imagen kukuzu dancing to the song rich girl by gwen stefani with money falling from the sky all around him
27. make naruto refrences that non-narutards look at you funny for
28. say that kunkaro should stop stealing tamari's make-up
29. say garra should stop using so much eyeliner cuz it makes him look sluty
30. your animals get fleas yell "FUCKING SHINO!"
31. get a white dog and name it akamaru
32. asuma dies yell "NUUUUUZZZ HE'S GOT A BABY ON THE WAY!!!!" and then cry
33. something annoying happens say "troblesome"
34. say that ino stole deidara's hair style
35. love ramen an must have ramen in your pantry
36. get frustrated when you cant figure out whats behind kakashi's mask when you think about it
37. think kakashi's hawt even though you cant see behind his mask
38. cry when you see the 3rd hokage die
39. yell "HA BITCH THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!" when neji gets his ass kicked
40. wonder what it would be like if tenten had a gun...
41. your eye twitches every time gai and lee have a...manly moment
42. wonder if kabuto if just pushing up his glasses or is secretly flipping you off
43. wonder how much it hurt pein to get all those peircings
44. think that samehada (kisame's sword) looks like a big tampon
45. wonder if itachi has a secret stash of fluffy pick bunnies in his closet
46. wonder if madara enjoys being tobi or is annoyed with himself
47. wonder if zetsu grows flowers on his plant thing
48. think about how much money kukuzu really has or if he's just counting the same money over and over again
49. wonder if every guy in the akatsuki fears konan when she's PMSing
50. are going to put this shit on your page!
AKATSUKI THEME SONGS! (well the ones i think fit them)
Itachi-lairs and monsters by Escape the Fate
Hidan-blame it on tom by Brokencyde
Kisame (i think we all know this one)-I'm blue by Eiffel 65
Kakuzu-rich girl by Gwen Stefani
Pein (thats easy!)-Pain by Three Days Grace
Konan-ghost by Fefe Dobson
Deidara(another easy one!)-dude looks like a lady by Aerosmith
Sasori-Crawling by Linkin Park
Zetsu-Down With the Sickness by Disturbed
Tobi-Lollipop (Candyman) by Aqua
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