Just Funning
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Joined 12-10-09, id: 2174628, Profile Updated: 01-15-10
Author has written 13 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Justice League, Peanuts, Sandman, Final Exam, and Angel.

I'm in my mid-30s, have two college degrees but am using neither one of them. I'm working as a security guard, which gives me ample time to pursue my real passion--writing. I have been published, but mostly small magazines, e-zines, and I've had one chapbook out from Sideshow Press with more projects to come with that particular publisher.

A good friend sucked me into this site. What seems so appealing about it is that above all else I believe writing should be fun. That sitting down and telling stories should just be a blast. When you get all caught up in markets and revisions and trying to produce something commercial, the joy of writing can be lost. Doing fanfic may be the perfect way for me to remind myself how much a pleasure writing can be.

I'm a longtime obsessive fan of the TV shows Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel, so expect to see a lot of fanfic about those shows from me.

At the moment I am writing a longish story with my good friend Sisyphean Effort, based on some original characters from her Fullmetal Alchemist fanfic. She is posting it a chapter at a time at

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The Denial Twist by Sisyphean Effort reviews
What happens when Colonel Roy Mustang casts off the hidden shackles of restraint and goes after the thing he wants most. . . Roy/Ed. Mature themes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
A Beautiful Asymmetry by Sisyphean Effort reviews
"What a terrible, callous little man!" A short story that is an off-shoot of the longer story "Painted Truths." A mix of Xing, art, and alchemy. OC's only-sorry, folks!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
Painted Truths by Sisyphean Effort reviews
The discovery of a hidden painting in the late fuhrer Roy Mustang's library leads to more questions than answers. . . what is the meaning behind it? A mysterious history begins to unfold. . . Roy/Ed eventually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,980 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
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Last Date reviews
Set during I Was Made to Love You in season 5, this is the tale of Joyce's last date the night before she died. And it's not with who you might think...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Joyce S., R. Giles - Complete
Who's Your Sire? reviews
London 1880. Angelus has just slept with Dru to show Spike who's the boss, but Spike turns the tables. Or does he? Explicit slash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Spike, Angelus - Complete
Who's Your Sire? reviews
London 1880, Angelus has just slept with Dru to show Spike who's the boss, but Spike turns the tables. Or does he? Explicit slash.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Spike, Angelus - Complete
The Night Before Graduation reviews
The night before graduation, Larry shows up on Xander's doorstep, hoping the two of them can share a memorable night before the big battle against the Mayor. Full on slash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Limestone
This is a homage to the movie and to the college where it was filmed, which is my alma mater. A silly little story about Limestone College students having a little get-together to watch the film, and reality mirroring the fiction.
Final Exam - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,880 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
Casting Woo reviews
An exploration of how the Willow/Tara relationship may have started; paints Tara in a more sinister light.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Tara M., Willow R. - Complete
Conversation with a Dead Friend reviews
Takes places during the episode "Conversations with Dead People," suggests what might have happened if they'd had the planned sequence where Xander is visited by what appears to be his old friend Jessie, who was killed in season 1. Vaguely slash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Xander H.
The Witch and the ExDemon reviews
Set in season 5, at the beginning of the episode I Was Made to Love You. A little adventure with just Tara and Anya. Explains why those two were together at the start of that episode, where they were going and why. Will try to post a chapter a day.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Tara M., Anya J.
The Death of Morpheus reviews
I wrote this poem just after the Sandman series ended, my own erotic take on the end of an era.
Sandman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
I Got a Rock for Ya reviews
What might happen if Charlie Brown got really pissed off that he only got rocks for Halloween...
Peanuts - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
Fat Virgins reviews
Superman and Green Lantern are hanging out at the headquarters, reading their favorite comic Fat Virgins, which happens to be about the kind of guys who usually read about them. Kind of a role reversal kind of thing.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, John S./Green Lantern - Complete
Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace reviews
Takes place after the end of Snow White, on the day of her wedding to the Prince. One of her little friends comes to her to make a startling confession.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Snow White, Grumpy - Complete
Damaged Goods reviews
Not based on the characters from the show although there will be a couple of familiar faces , instead telling the story of a Japanese Slayer in 1971, and a difficult choice that has to be made following a traumatic injury.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete