The Black Doll
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Joined 12-11-09, id: 2175545, Profile Updated: 09-14-11
Author has written 9 stories for Fairy Tales, Twilight, Northanger Abbey, Godzilla, and Batman.

Background (statement of intent)

Well, as you might have guessed, I am a fan of the late, great and slightly deranged Edward Gorey. I would like to think that a Goreyesque sensibility permeates my fiction, but that would be presumptuous. The other description I like to apply is 'P G Wodehouse with sex and violence', but comparing myself to The Master is even more presumptuous. However, some of the more recent pieces have become much more, well, serious.

Anyway, key influences (or at least people whose work I like a lot, I wouldn't dare compare myself with any of them) are P G Wodehouse, Terry Pratchett, Christopher Moore, Mel Brooks and, of course, Jane Austen.

The Stories (detail)

So, what can you expect of me? Absurdity, yes, insanity certainly, comedy I hope, parody and satire most definitely. Hopefully a good time, albeit a slightly deranged and rather sexy good time.

Basically, if it's there, I'll parody it. But it has to give me something to work against. So, I'm currently having great fun taking on 'Twilight' (which I detest, and was unable to finish) in a series of parodies where Bella abruptly develops a personality and is no longer content simply to adore her Edward. See 'Bella's Unnatural Urges', 'Bella la Belle' and 'Bella Triumphans'. Fourth instalment to come soon.

As for 'The Horror in Toyko', knowing I was stuck for a plot and that I am a fan of the Clangers, SpaceAnJL suggested having the Clangers invade Earth and be fought off with specially bred moths. Which in my mind turned into Mothra, i.e. Clangers vs Godzilla and friends. And then the piping Clanger voice reminded me of the Great Old Ones in 'The Mountains of Madness', hence the eventual line-up of Clangers vs Godzilla vs Cthulhu. There, I bet you didn't want to know that.

The Austen pieces are a bit different. One of them ('The Thing in the Teapot') is riotous and very silly. I hope that Jane can forgive me for what I've done with her characters in this one, but the thought of Catherine Morland, the fan of all things Gothic, meeting the creations of H P Lovecraft, master of the Gothic, was impossible to resist. The other piece ('Catherine at Woodston') is much more gentle, and is intentionally written in an Austen-like style (in as far as anyone can aspire to imitate her). It derives from a dream I had which offered an alternate version of some of the events at the end of the novel. And, unusually for me, there's no sex, violence or bad language, though there is still humour. I'm rather proud of it.

The DC Universe stories are a new departure. 'Harley and Ivy take Arkham' came about because I was a bit upset at the way these two charming ladies were being treated in the recent shake-up, and decided to give them a proper send-off that they could be proud of. There is also a new, and very much more serious, piece on Power Girl coming out very soon.


This is a bit complex. I invent a lot of my characters, but I borrow some characters (and species) from other writers. So Catherine Morland, Henry Tilney, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Godzilla, Cthuhlu, the Clangers, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy et al and the Fungi from Yuggoth are borrowed, and I claim no ownership of them. I do, however, claim the right to play games with them.

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Harley and Ivy Take Arkham reviews
Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy return to Arkham asylum. Soon strange events occur. Killer Croc reforms. Incurable patients go into remission. Hyenas romp in the Joker's cell. A phantom psychiatrist seems to be on the loose. Are all these facts related?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Bella Triumphans reviews
Sequel to 'Bella la Belle'. Edward has an exciting day, in which he has sex with Bella, meets the President of France, has sex with Bella, plots to destroy the Volturi, has sex with Bella and gets married. But who does he marry? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Horror In Tokyo reviews
The Clangers vs Godzilla and friends vs Cthulhu. What more needs to be said? Oh yes: it's funny.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Catherine at Woodston reviews
An alternative ending to Northanger Abbey, starting from Catherine's visit to Henry's home at Woodston. Poor Catherine just wants to know whether Henry loves her; everybody else seems to know. No sex, no violence, just gentle humour and happy ever after.
Northanger Abbey - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Bella la Belle reviews
Bella, now a vampire, moves to Paris and takes to the stage: a kind of Dita von Teeth, as it were. The Volturi aren't happy, and tell Edward to sort her out. Hard M, and takes the piss out of 'Twilight'. AND NOW THERE'S A SEQUEL! 'Bella Triumphans'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Thing in the Teapot reviews
*REWRITTEN COMPLETELY* Catherine Morland is having a perfectly normal day trying to persuade Henry Tilney to propose to her. But some supernatural monsters want Catherine's brain. Jane Austen with sex, violence and a hint of H P Lovecraft.
Northanger Abbey - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
Bella's Unnatural Urges reviews
Bella is feeling frustrated because Edward doesn't want to get more . . . physical, so she decides to take steps. Rated hard M & takes the piss out of Twilight, so be warned. For the brave, there's a sequel: 'Bella la Belle'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Great Meow In
In the land of Nod live four friends: Willy the Mouse, Rover the Dog and Pussy and Ermyntrude the Cats. Oh yes, and their psychoanalyst. Willy is worried because the cats haven't been chasing him recently, and he fears they're up to something.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
The Wooing of King Wilmore reviews
King Wilmore needs to find a wife, but he's not a little dumb, and his method of selecting a bride is far from conventional . . .
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete