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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Call of Duty.

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Good evening, chaps!

Let's cut to the chase. This one time, Light Yagami left his panties (gag gift) outside. They were cursed. And then they escaped and got hold of a laptop.
Those panties were me.
Well that's the story I'm sticking with, because it's more interesting than "I'm a kid who occasionally writes fanfiction when not being a lazy/uninterested git"

I don't really write much fanfiction anymore, but I'm leaving my stories up, and I will come here still to check messages and stuff, lol.

woah woah wait what's this I might even attempt to write shit again

"Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Call of Duty." Call of- what. What. That makes sense, right?

My OTP is England/Japan just for the record, and Ghost/Roach I don't ship it what is this an interrogation fuck you I don't ship that shit no fucking way gtfo

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Catch Perfect by George deValier reviews
AU. When Berwald loses everything he is forced to move into a share house with an insane Dane, a sociopathic Norwegian, an unfathomable Icelander and a perfect Finn who makes it all worth putting up with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,415 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Lovely by TattooKitty reviews
Deidara would do anything to be lovely. Saso/Dei. Eating Disorder, dark themes, and possible Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,567 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
The Fireman's Arms by woodbyne reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland is a reluctant rockstar with an exhibitionist stage persona. Alfred Jones is a fan who doesn't realise that he just met his idol. Under unlikely circumstances they become more than friends, but will Arthur's lies destroy it all?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,282 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
APH Gakuen Rochu: Taming the Polar Bear by haraguro-tan reviews
In Hetalia Gakuen, Ivan, a notorious school bully, meets & falls in love with Yao, a student councilor who resolves to tame him of his bullying ways. Hilarity, chaos & fluff ensue as Yao braves Ivan's romantic but perverted pursuit to take him into hand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,735 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Russia, China
Tiny Tomato by freshia reviews
It wasn't supposed to turn out like this. This didn't happen to people like Lovina. This happened to stupid people on MTV reality shows. Idiotic people. Not to normal people. - Teenage!Fem!Pregnant!Lovi. Spamano. AU High School setting. Being rewritten!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,599 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Shakespeare is Gender Confused by Tamer Lorika reviews
A record of the first time that Toris met a very convincing girl, and how he found out that he was sadly mistaken as to her gender. And how he figured out it really didn't matter. Not a Genben.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,809 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
The Mile High Club by Fell's Blessing reviews
Poland feels rather unthrilled and asks Lithuania to do some saucy things with him on a plane. Unfortunately, Lithuania doesn't quite understand the concept of the "Mile High Club". Oneshot, LietPol, smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
The Best Medicine by Wandering Namekian reviews
Arthur attempts to care for sick Kiku, but it soon becomes apparent that Arthur intends to feed him in order to do so. Despite his illness, Kiku must avoid Arthur's food by any means necessary. UK/Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2011 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Text me, TTYL! by freshia reviews
Gakuen Hetalia AU. Follow the lives of just some regular Hetalia High teens in highschool - Through text messages, IM's, Facebook, and any other electronic means of communication! Will probably be lots of pairings later on. Human names used. Chapter 10!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,580 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010
Losing, finding, and going home by Meresta reviews
S.ItalyxN.Italy:: How was it possible to sleep this close, yet be so far apart. Request.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,609 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Taken by ayameru reviews
Sir Arthur Kirkland, one of the most notorious pirates in the world, took a rest stop at a small kingdom to stock up on food, supplies, and women. Little did he know that the defiant woman his men had brought was the brother of the young king.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - England/Britain, Japan
Real Men Use Viagra And Not Yaoi Doujinshi by pelokkain reviews
Germany gets lost in Italy; his clothes are so horribly unfashionable that they taint the scenery; thus, Romano takes it upon himself to make him fabulous.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany
Chasing the Dragon by sithmarauder reviews
Pulling away, England inhales sharply, his eyes dilating slightly as he does so before he hands the aluminium-wrapped drug to China. "Your turn." England/China.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - England/Britain, China - Complete
The Pink Skirt! by blueball reviews
His life had always sucked; an abusive father and constantly moving around to keep himself safe. What happens when he meets a slightly older, but very, very sexy teen and falls in love? WARNING: Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Onesided Italian Civil War by RedHatMeg reviews
"Brother, are you still mad at me?" Feliciano asked.No response. Good, Romano. That's how it should be done. "Brother?" Silence. Let him ponder about it deeper. Let him feel your anger in subtle way. Let him know that you won't forgive him easily.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,479 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Sicily by Happymood reviews
I can only find peace when you are here, only because we don't need to talk much. I don't know how you do it… you managed to make me miss you. Oneshot. Greece/S.Italy Please R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Greece, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Last Orders by starshards reviews
An English man and a Prussian man walk into a bar… And in turn, face the consequences the next day. Slight Prussia x England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
The End Of Nations by WaitingWatching reviews
...The person who had entered turned and felt around the wall to find a light switch. He found it and in a few moments the room was revealed. In its centre tied up to some metal post that had long since lost its purpose, hung a noose. 'T' for angst
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Magnet by randomlvr1 reviews
/"We're like magnets, Lovi." "Stop saying stupid things, Veneziano." "It's true! You're South and I'm North, but we always end up together. Just like magnets."/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/22/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Bathroom Reader by lady-ribbon reviews
A pack of beer - 10 dollars. Buying condoms for your cousin and his boyfriend - 20 dollars. Getting stuck in a bathroom with the school's resident psychopath for a whole night? Priceless. RoChu with plenty of background noises.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
All Because of a Little Bird by Vio the Great reviews
When Seychelles meets an albino with a bird on his head at the world meeting, her life becomes more awesome. And strange... Prussia x Seychelles. Yep, I know it's crack. It makes sense in the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,612 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Seychelles, Prussia - Complete
Is Pierogi Russian? by YoutubeGirl reviews
Romano and Feliks are getting married. Drunken confessions, babies, and pasta are all considered. Ludwig doesn't understand any of it. Slight crack!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Raining Cats and Dogs by tyrannosaurus.rose reviews
With Zabuza's reluctant permission, Haku's out to make a friend or two. Slash, Zabuza/Haku. Giftfic for Whorphine.Daffodildo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Only A Kiss by r3tro Roxel reviews
After all, isn't it alright to kiss your family members? S.Italy/Romano/Lovino Vargas X N. Italy/Veneziano/Feliciano Vargas WARNING: Incest and implied sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Rompere by Canadino reviews
Spain cared first, France confessed first, Prussia kissed first. In such a house, how can you choose? Bad Friends Trio/Romano; polygamy at its finest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2009 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Booth by Canadino reviews
Because what else can an older brother do when his younger brother subjects himself to such an atrocity like a kissing booth? High school AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/23/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Say My Name by Tanya Tsuki reviews
It's always Italy and Romano this, Italy and Romano that. Romano is Italy, too, and he just wants that to be acknowledged.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
Just Desserts by Solaris Moon reviews
Lovino has a mischievous. Feliciano has a clueless. And there is cake batter. Oh yes, cake batter. Itacest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Low Wage Worth by Novelist Pup reviews
The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,916 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sai
Songs For a Kingdom Now Lost by Her Sweetness reviews
AU. Mello and Matt are top students at a prestigious art school, both of whom are in a creative rut. When a new student, Near, arrives, the three are pushed together. Maybe they can help each other out if they dont kill each other first. Mello x Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,343 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Phallic Confusion by Diamond Mask reviews
In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sai - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Rumors at South Park High by Paperleaf reviews
[TweekxCraig] At South Park High, the school lives off of the rumors and gossip that circulate around the school. What happens when one paranoid caffiene addict tries to use the system to satisfy his own dirty curiosity? Completed, my lovelies. :3
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,383 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
No Bed of Roses by Quillslinger reviews
Together they will wait out their happy ending: Naruto picks up the pieces. Naruto/Sai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Boy who Loved Tweek Tweak by Faery Goddyss reviews
Journals, Tweek, Kenny, stalkers and toliet stalls. Just catching the attention of the one who needs it most. Slash. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,433 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
Strength by vampirepenguin reviews
Kin is strong, and that's why she doesn't scream or run away. [minor spoilers for What Happens After The Chuunin Finals]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Kin T., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Always a Bridesmaid by Seaouryou reviews
The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Misconstrued by Seaouryou reviews
Stan, Kyle, Aspen, and a relationship that everyone misinterprets but them. [Genfic]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
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Focus, Sanderson! reviews
Being unable to take your life seriously when your covert mission turns into the plot of a romantic-comedy. - T for Language, Ghost/Roach.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Gary Sanderson/Roach - Complete
Roaches don't Die reviews
You're pretty sure that significant things only happen when there's one bullet. - T for Language, Character Death.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost - Complete
Those days are Over reviews
Looking back on relationships with others, you always look for a pattern. You look for where it went wrong. You look for a reason why. - T for sexual themes, England/Everyone. Seriously.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/14/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Sanctuary reviews
The worst thing about seeing your love lie in the hospital on the brink of death, is knowing that it should have been you. - Lithuania/Poland, T for violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Split Second reviews
And they all fall dead, one by one. - USUK, Character Death, M for Language and Blood
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2010 - America - Complete
Reality reviews
He's an angel, and he is the only one who keeps me grounded. - AU, N.Italy/S.Italy, M for Language/Blood
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Not right, Not wrong reviews
Lovino can't handle being with Feliciano, but he can't handle being without him, either. - N.Italy/S.Italy, T for incest and Sexual themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
The Other reviews
It's hard to draw someone when you can't see their face. - Sai/Sakura, Oneshot, No explicit stuff/language
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Fast Learner reviews
What happens when you strip away all the lust? Will there be anything else left? - AU, Oneshot, Suigetsu/Sai, T for Language and non-explicit stuff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Suigetsu H., Sai - Complete
Drop Dead Gorgeous reviews
Because when you're trying to be top in the business game, you'll do anything to get there. And you'll do anything to keep one hell of a repuation. - AU, SasoDei, M FOR SEX. FIRST LEMON EVER.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete