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Joined 12-11-09, id: 2175839, Profile Updated: 02-22-11
Author has written 13 stories for Criminal Minds, Italian Job, CSI: New York, Alex Rider, Doctor Who, Jumper, Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew, Malcolm in the Middle, and Dangerous Days of Daniel X.

fave tv shows : Doctor Who, Criminal Minds, Glee, CSI NY, Torchwood, Heroes,

Fave books : Artemis Fowl, Eragon, Son of the Mob, Alex Rider, Daniel X, Hardy Boys

Movies : Jumper, Lord of the Rings (the books are way too long)

Interests : Basketball Softball, Reading Writing, Acting, Playing the violin, Science(Chemrox - bio sucks)

job : library page - part time - student

Extreme dislike - preppy all that kids

Hey Yall! No I'm not from Texas, but I am a Canadian, eh. Did you ever wonder why we Canadian think of, and categorize other countries, like Americans categorize us. For Example

Dumb american: "Hey, you're from Canada. Do you live in an igloo?"

Me, average Canadian: "Hmm, it gets up to 90 degrees farenheit, I wonder..."

or

OOO, your from Canada, you have those mountie guys keeping the police on their horses right?

Uh, no. They are the poorly trained guys that stand nonmoving for hours. The mounties actually are more of a figure, and we have the police departement, go figure.

insult

Hey your a Canadian, do you ever ride on moose?

Hey, your an American, do you ride around on fat kids?

anyway

what im trying to say, is if you live in the states, its roughly the same as living in Canada. Oh, yeah. It's not winter all the time in Canada, maybe up north in the territories, but dont cross the border and expect to be able to go skiing in June, because it won't happen, sorry people. I really am. and I have never seen an igloo before, :(

My stories do not explore the increasing hospitality from our neigbours to the rest of the world however, but maybe I should. If you are upset that one of my stories is incomplete email me some ideas, cuz im stuck in a major phase of writers block, I;m trying though. I just can't get the middles, beginings and ending sure, but middles are impossible. but yeah, if you want to talk to me, or complain about my stories, or even vent online, I do take online venting sessions, but for that there is a price I haven't figured out what yet, but there will be something :D jkg, damn bell rang gotta go everyone.

Just so you know... I'm not as angry and hateful as I seem above. I also have no problems that deal with americans. Other than that one waitress at the pizza hut in Georgia. She was evil, (I think she was in the mob) I am extremely sorry, if the waitress happens to be reading this, but she didnt appear to be a fanfiction type.

The copy and paste things

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

-Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.

-My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

-A day without light is, well, night

-Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. :D

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds.

Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why.

Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.

Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.

Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!

Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.

Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only broke out of prison, but is also dead.

Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day.

Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P

Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.

Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.!

- YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors. (black and red!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 17

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (were, not any more, thank god)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 2, ????

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The Best of Us Falls by Tara Laurel reviews
"He was utterly and completely, spent. Allowing his knees to buckle, Reid slid down the wall and collapsed onto the tiled floor." Reid's struggle to come to terms with his headaches..and their finally revealed cause. A couple twists. Please R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Shadow of the Day by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Alex has been adopted. No, seriously. And his new guardian is not Eagle, Wolf, Snake, or Ben. In fact, his new guardian has never had anything to do with MI6 or any other secretive agency. His guardian is NORMAL...this should be interesting...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,509 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Personal Toy by Yemi Hikari reviews
When one of Karin's prude classmates happens to have the luck of seeing Hitsugaya Toshiro, she treats the boy with a great deal of disrespect in some things that she writes. The second one-shot takes place in an AU setting where Toshiro is the new student who starts up a writing club. They plan on seeing a favorite writer.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,452 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Karin K., Shuuhei H., T. Hitsugaya, OC - Complete
O Canada by The Allies Ghost reviews
Canada reflects on how fast his life was and how slow his death is comparison. He as a nation feels childish and blind for not seeing his own tragic end sooner. Canada heart aches not just for his citizens, but also the nations that brought on his violent end due to war and greed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Canada
Ouroboros by CCroquette reviews
From the kink meme. The prompt: Nations can't die, but it doesn't stop them from trying.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Denmark, Sweden - Complete
Unbeatable Move by Smoochynose reviews
Arthur has an Unbeatable Move. With it he can win any battle.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A fowl evening by RahDamon reviews
Arthur really finds the company his sisters keep mundane most of the time but this time she has an interesting family over for dinner. Well, at least one of them is interesting.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Artemis F., England/Britain - Complete
Pro Patria Mori by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex was sick of being used and threatened and blackmailed and so fourteen year old Alex Rider became sixteen year old John Sanders. And now he's joined the SAS. Will he be able to keep his secret? Or will MI6 find him?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,710 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Eternal Changes by nebula2 reviews
"Jealous, Hudson?" "Of a wet-behind the ears kid who isn't technically old enough to be an agent? Not hardly. I give him a week before he quits." Dr. Spencer Reid is about to join the BAU, but not everyone is ready to accept him with open arms.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,281 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Impala Conundrum by Team Free Will reviews
I always knew Sheldon would be the death of me. - CRACK-FIC!
Crossover - Supernatural & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sam W., Sheldon C. - Complete
Enemies by Tomboy13 reviews
Reid runs afoul of a FBI agent from Florida who is out for revenge.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,852 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
One man and his skull by Cashwin reviews
Hidden away by Mrs Hudson, the skull reminisces about its, er, 'life,' with Sherlock and some unfortunate flatmates .
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lessons Learned the Hard Way by MissdaVinci77 reviews
The BAU is threatened by a dangerous unSub holding one of their own hostage. What would each of them do to make sure their team member makes it home alive? Will they find him and how will Reid cope? Reid whumpage. I do not own Criminal Minds. Duh
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,716 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The worst kind of mistake is a simple mistake by cartoon-crazy987 reviews
What seems like a normal day for our favorite duo turns out to be a race for survival! Can Zack and Cody overcome one horrible moment in time to save themselves? Rated T because I’m a paranoid schizophrenic that leaves nothing to chance.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,140 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Zack M., Cody M.
High School Girl by Yemi Hikari reviews
Toshiro is suppossed to be sent on a break by the other captains. Unfortunatly, he gets noticed by someone.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,246 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - [T. Hitsugaya, OC] Ichigo K. - Complete
The Five by Crowlows19 reviews
The five people Wolf didn't really want to meet in heaven, but got to anyway. Written for The Firm's June prompt challenge. Prompt: Heaven
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Wolf - Complete
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There we stood reviews
Alex parents view on their boy's life from the afterlife. Character death
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Helen R., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Friends are like Family reviews
Jack is dead, and Alex is sent to BB. One soldier reaches out to him. Will this finally be the ending Alex has been hoping for. no slash or molestation or anything
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
It happened reviews
Something snapped inside Reese, can it be be fixed when he is already at the extreme? warning, character death
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
All things must end reviews
Alex is left with nothing. Warning for suicide Character death Warning for dirty language
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Oh reviews
OMG is Joe dying?
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Joe H., Frank H.
The story reviews
joe was shot, and now frank and he ahave to explain the events leading up to his shooting to a psychiatrist.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Joe H., Frank H. - Complete
Never Been Born reviews
Rory has never been born, how does the doctor survive, how does Amy, what happened now. spoilers for cold blood
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Rory W., 11th Doctor
Those damn electrical cables reviews
David and Millie come back for Griffin after the movie T for Griffins potty mouth
Jumper - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Griffin, David R. - Complete
Daniel meets the Doctor reviews
Self explanatory. Daniel meets the doctor! Daniel and the doctors POV
Crossover - Doctor Who & Dangerous Days of Daniel X - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - 11th Doctor - Complete
I love New York, not reviews
Alex has to go complete an unfinished mission in New York. Adam has a new room mate. Casefic.
Crossover - Alex Rider & CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Adam R.
Revenge for empathy reviews
adam gets attacked by the uncle from the kid in the party's over. this is adam and flack in the first person of what is happpening.no slash- cant stand the stuff, spoilers for the party's over
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Adam R., Don F.
lyles arrest reviews
some slip up and now lyles in jail?
Italian Job - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Reids bad coffee day reviews
Garcia bets reid, can he do it?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/13/2009 - P. Garcia, S. Reid - Complete