Esmee S. Cullen
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Joined 12-11-09, id: 2176123, Profile Updated: 12-20-09

I am on this site for all the stories. I love reading it is my passion. I have written one fanfiction which I will post but not until I edit. Which is a big problem for me because I dont have the time and mind set to sit down and edit. So bring on all the stories so i can read them.

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Coming Home by Sarge's Girls reviews
School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 178 - Words: 285,873 - Reviews: 17552 - Favs: 4,408 - Follows: 3,110 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wicked Little Girls by JadoreJAC reviews
She was the type of girl rockstars sang about. She was sweet, sexy, with a devil's body and wicked intelligence. Impossible to ignore, the girl next door...literally. I was so screwed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,024 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5021 - Favs: 5,007 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Altered Measure by kitchmill reviews
Edward Cullen is living life in the fast lane. As the lead singer of Breaking Dawn, he gets any woman he wants and makes no apologies for it. But when he sets his sights on timid Bella Swan, his life becomes irrevocably altered. How will he handle being thrown into fatherhood and co-parenting with the introverted beauty?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 95,396 - Reviews: 6455 - Favs: 3,101 - Follows: 2,840 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected by RockRaven244 reviews
An unexpected event throws Bella into the hands of the Chicago mob. Can Bella accept the path her new life is taking? And how will Edward come to terms with the idea that he is responsible for Bella's safety? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 199,584 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 2,466 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quiet Girl by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella is a tough cookie who doesn't speak. Edward is a geeky shy guy living in his loud brother, Emmett's shadow. Everyone's attempts to get Bella to talk fail, until she takes an interest in Edward's quiet nature. Sparks fly in the silence! Re-written
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 94,585 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4571 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ask Me Anything by Edward's Eternal reviews
Isabella Swan, investigative journalist for Faces magazine doesn't do interviews. Edward Cullen, actor voted Most Interesting Celebrity and Most Sexy Male Face, hates them. So much in fact he's been known to walk out if he doesn't like how the interview is going. So what happens when Isabella is given Edward Cullen as a new interview assignment?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen reviews
When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,732 - Reviews: 6286 - Favs: 5,877 - Follows: 4,728 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For Keeps by Maplestyle reviews
When a desperate Edward and Bella come up with a fake wedding scheme will all go as planned or will they find themselves playing for keeps? My piece for the LLS Compilation split up into parts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,900 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tequila Sunrise by 2old4fanfic reviews
It started with a Tequila Sunrise and a drunken text to her ex, Jacob. Then came two pink lines on a plastic stick. Now, she's trapped with her stuck up boss in an elevator. He has an outrageous proposal that will solve her need for cash and his need for human contact. She could have never guuessed where this elevator ride would take her. Canon couples eventually NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 220,740 - Reviews: 4557 - Favs: 3,097 - Follows: 2,973 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fortune Favours the Bold by capricapra reviews
NOMINATED FOR THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK! Inspired by Jane Austen's Persuasion. At 18, Bella's respected family prevent her from running away with poor orphan Edward. Years later and their fortunes have reversed. Edward is a rich music producer. Bella is an impovershed writer living with her sister, a single mother. But Edward and Bella's paths are about to cross again...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 223,883 - Reviews: 2520 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20116 - Favs: 12,979 - Follows: 5,414 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Reel Life by SpecialK199 reviews
Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks. Rated M for later chapters of the citrus variey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,874 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 2,742 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Exchange Student by Mrs. Brownloe reviews
Bella had a secret crush on a guy she'd seen only while he was walking down the sidewalk on campus. She spent many days fantasizing about him and then one day he walked into the diner where she worked and in a perfect British accent asked for a cup of tea. And with that, a new world began for them both.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 60,217 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Bella - Complete
Nightingale by Mrs. Brownloe reviews
A hardworking seamtress leaves her home of Portsmouth, England to try her fortune as an indentured servant in the colonies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 143,521 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emotional Warfare by completerandomness12 reviews
Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 205,550 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conventioneers by Catastrophia reviews
Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it? Rated M for lang and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,507 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
My Green Eyes, My Protector by myagrace reviews
When Bella was little, her best friend left her. Years later, she's trying to find her way in life and comes face to face with what she thinks is the same little boy from her past. Mobward. ExB. M for language, violence, and maybe a lemon or two.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,003 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4568 - Favs: 4,354 - Follows: 4,074 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swerve of Fate by musegirl reviews
Just as Edward and Bella have their shot at romance together, a swerve of fate rips them apart. Ten years later, at their high school reunion they have a second chance at the love they were denied. A thank you/birthday gift for imarieswancullen at TwiFanFictionRecs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12240 - Favs: 7,485 - Follows: 6,176 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 4,027 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
10Days by twilightcullen21 reviews
Bella has to make a guy end things with her, Edward is trying to make a girl fall for him. What hapapends when these two meet and decided they are eachothers victims? will feelings get in between them doing what they have to do? read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,713 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Downward Spiral by content1 reviews
Post-BD EU. Captured by the Volturi, Edward faces a nightmarish choice as Aro enacts a diabolical plan to break him. As Edward's hold on his sanity weakens, only his memories of Bella help him stay strong as he faces the ultimate test. What will his family find upon his rescue? The man or the monster. Mentalward Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,755 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mask Of Indifference by Isabella N Edward reviews
One night in Vegas changes Bella's life forever. What happens when she finds that the man she met that night, Edward Cullen, is not only her new boss but the father of her son? How will Edward react when he realizes that Bella has been keeping this secret from him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 159,174 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Southern Hospitality by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
Rosalie is an up and coming fashion photographer. When her job sends her to the mountains of Tennessee and things start to go wrong, will Rose find everything she didn't know she was missing? Can the sheriff with the sexy smile win her heart? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,742 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Dark Goddess: E&B Version by Lissa Bryan reviews
A free-spirited archaeologist & a shy, absent-minded genius find a 500 year old vampire who thinks she's a goddess. They're try to sneak back to the US, teach her about the modern world, and trying very, very hard not to fall in love with the Dark Goddess. OOC/AU/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 154,588 - Reviews: 2796 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7790 - Favs: 8,498 - Follows: 3,534 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Magnetic by cupcakeriot reviews
Bella Swan - a psychic in the 24th century - becomes a pawn in her father's political games with no way out. But could her newly arranged marriage to a Prince of an alien planet be the cure to her loneliness? OOC. Lemons and possible violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,537 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7371 - Favs: 10,146 - Follows: 5,734 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10579 - Favs: 11,652 - Follows: 12,362 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella the Babysitter by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Edward never thought he'd be the sole caregiver to his godson Lucas until disaster struck leaving the baby orphaned. Bella's irresponsible and perpetually unemployed until her friend introduces the two. Will it be a success or disaster? NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,337 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12659 - Favs: 4,006 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Hope Renewed by Hopesparkles reviews
A misunderstanding leads to a forced marriage between Bella who is caring for her ailing father after losing their home, and Edward who has recently inherited his uncle's estate and has no intention of taking a wife. All Human/Regency era fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 141,088 - Reviews: 3206 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Home is Wherever You Are by savannavansmutsmut reviews
EPOV, Homeless Edward is down on his luck when he meets a girl who is a breath away from joining his homeless status. Can they save each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 116,203 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4694 - Favs: 4,075 - Follows: 3,001 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Quarterback Rush by musegirl reviews
Bella has a chance meeting with college co-ed Edward and is immediately smitten. But how will she handle finding out Edward is a star football player? Will she be his good luck charm or a curse? AU/AH. Fluff, fun, and lemons. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 3,449 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild by PeppahLouie reviews
Recently widowed Bella moves to Seattle to start a new life. Reconnecting with her friend, Bella meets Alice's brother, Chef Edward Cullen. Celibate by choice for 2 years, what happens when Edward finds himself undeniably attracted to a sexy new Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 458,229 - Reviews: 3949 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sperm Donor by Zosie reviews
Bella Swan has hit 27 and no man in sight. No reason she has to lose the whole dream though. If only she and her friends can figure out a way to get her the second part of her dream, a fatherfree baby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,033 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Married My Ex Boss by tinklove reviews
Bella is forced to go to Vegas with her sister-in-law to cheer up after a bad breakup. Edward, who is Bella’s ex-boss, has a meeting in Vegas. They meet, get drunk and end up married. She asks for divorce, he asks for 6 months. Canon-couples. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,271 - Reviews: 3662 - Favs: 4,182 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shop Woman by Zhivago3 reviews
A glimpse of her in a corset was all it took to capture his imagination. Will he act on impulse or keep her a mere fantasy? Entry for Curvaceous and Bodacious contest... CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,746 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 538,694 - Reviews: 4089 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6541 - Favs: 5,736 - Follows: 3,500 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gravity Series 1: Blood & Glory by drotuno reviews
The definition of a mercenary is a soldier for hire. His crew are trained fighting machines. Hers are smart PIs. What happens when they need each other to survive? Canon couples. AH/AU. Rated M for lots of reasons, including violence and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 302,953 - Reviews: 4412 - Favs: 3,438 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rubbish by belladonnacullen reviews
Trash. Dirty. Filthy. Late nights. Early mornings. Finally open your eyes to see Edward staring back. It's hard to remember to take out the trash when you're a high-class hooker. Do you need help cleaning house? Let the garbage collector do it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 62,886 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Row 61 Seats A & B by Zosie reviews
Bella Swan, 18,virgin, learns about lust in a dark cinema with a beautiful stranger.What does she teach him? Varied lemons acted or reminisced t suitable for the faint hearted. There is a plot!Warning Jasper and Alice very OOC. Not cookie cutter.ta'd by Mandee,from Utah. I'd have no idea how far is not too far for American readers if not for her guidelines.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,577 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen and Swan: Matchmakers by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan has a dirty little secret, Edward reads word porn like an addict. The two connect in a kinky, delicious way. Oh! Did I forget to mention that they like playing cupid? M for every type of perversion in the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,445 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Best Laid Schemes by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella makes a deal that turns her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 2562 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bliss by Zhivago3 reviews
An all human New York love story. Sex, love, drama, a little violence - it's got it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 118,167 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pretending by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since birth. One moment at a party just months before their college graduation, Edward sends them on a journey that begins with a little pretending. Where it will stop, no one knows. AU/AH/OCC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,239 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nymphomaniac by touttoi reviews
Nymphomania: An abnormally excessive and uncontrollable sexual desire in women. Bella makes an interesting first impression on Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,228 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Murder at Masen Manor by SparklingTwilight reviews
Four friends, a creepy ghost story, and a haunted house come together to create a night one of them will never forget. Halloween o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,033 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family of Perfection by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
In ninth grade I developed a crush on him. At sixteen he kissed me. Freshman year of college I fell in love with him. On my twenty first birthday we got drunk and I lost my virginity to him. Nine months later Mackenzie Carlie Cullen joined us." A/H, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,387 - Reviews: 3676 - Favs: 4,217 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guarding Edward by katmom reviews
A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,280 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summoned by LauraAnn22 reviews
Bella Swan is summoned to a secret society of vampire slayers, where she meets the love of her life and creates a new family. When thier job catchs up with them how will Bella survive the loss of her love & family. Are they still out there waiting 4 her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,055 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15810 - Favs: 6,986 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9422 - Favs: 7,716 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5348 - Favs: 6,850 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Polar Night by belladonnacullen reviews
From the wedding, to the honeymoon and beyond. This is Edward & Bella's sequel to Prelude. Mostly from EPOV. Rated M for future chapters. Begins in canon, but plans for some AU twists and turns in the future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,057 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10019 - Favs: 7,425 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
The Necklace by belladonnacullen reviews
Alice and Jasper work to keep the Volturi at bay while Edward and Bella are on their honeymoon. In the process they learn more about Alice's past. Sequel to Prelude. These two finally get the reunion they deserve. Rated M for a reason. A/JPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,796 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4572 - Favs: 4,958 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nicknames and Rumors by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,041 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Climate Shift by Equivamp reviews
This is Twilight as Jasper watched it unfold. Insight to Edward's changing emotions and life with the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,852 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6367 - Favs: 8,644 - Follows: 4,014 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5868 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Bella's M&M by Harcad reviews
Bella is a straight A student and knows where her life is going. Until she starts having daily conversation through IM with a mystery man. After finally meeting each other, will something come between them, or will they be together in the end? BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,099 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4785 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Will Come Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward moves in with Bella and Alice to help with expenses, but what will happen when Edward falls for Bella and she's unable to return those affections due to a past trauma? Canon Couples, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,461 - Reviews: 3198 - Favs: 2,704 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
DrinkingVegas Bad Idea by touttoi reviews
Waking up next to a complete stranger in an unknown place isn't exactly anyone's idea of a 'good morning'. Bella and Edward find themselves in this situation with only a video camera to reveal the nights events, can they make their lives together work?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,894 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doing Time by crashedxhearts reviews
The Cullens and Bella go to jail! A little humor a little romance a little fluff. Hilarious misunderstandings... give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,744 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3267 - Favs: 3,520 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 3,185 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breakfast at Tiffany's by profmom72 reviews
Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. Can their two worlds merge beyond the grand gesture? elaboration/continuation of the One Shot. Collaboration with Hmonster4.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,557 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Long Weekend by i-heart-sparkly-things reviews
With Charlie gone on a fishing trip all weekend, Bella goes to stay with the Cullens. But what will happen when they all get bored and need some entertainment. Emmet has a bust up with an old lady, Alice befriends a stuffed dog and Bella takes revenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,276 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 5,056 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 3,943 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Choices by LeesaM reviews
This story takes place in Eclipse when Riley goes to Bella’s room to gather her belongings for Victoria. This is what could have happened if Bella had arrived while he was still there, and the events following.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,935 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5598 - Favs: 8,124 - Follows: 2,947 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My mistakes were made for you by Miss Baby reviews
Bella and Edward shared a passionate romance during spring break in Florida. Five years later Bella is a single mom living in New York. What happened? Will Bella and Edward ever find their way back to each other again? All human, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,343 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 3,484 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6313 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranded by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Bella gets stranded in a small town during a record storm. She meets Edward whom she is immediately attracted to and befriends, but why is it that everyone in the town seems to treat him like some sort of monster? Can she help him find peace again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 112,808 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4859 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Good Night Bella by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 202 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8347 - Favs: 7,478 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete