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Joined 12-12-09, id: 2176345, Profile Updated: 06-13-13
Author has written 13 stories for Star Trek: 2009.

UPDATE TIME! (15/06/13)

Hello everyone! Thanks so much for your patience and your wonderfulness given my recent absences here! Medical school eats my nonexistent free time, and I keep getting sucked into other fandoms, but my one true love has always been (and always shall be oh god) these space husbands :) New movie feels have literally SHOWERED me with plotbunnies and as soon as I'm done with finals I plan on trying to squeeze in some writing time!!

I have a couple of things I wanted to mention:

1 - A HUGE BLANKET THANK YOU FOR YOUR GORGEOUS WONDERFUL REVIEWS, AND AN APOLOGY because I've tried to reply to every single one of them in the past, BUT the email account I had linked to this page has died and I no longer get alerts! So the process is slow and painstaking and I know I might miss some of you, I'm so sorry. Please know I have read them all, and probably grinned like a loon and clutched my face with joy.

2 - I am slowly moving to the AO3! Links below if you want to check it out, although I haven't gotten everything there yet by a long shot, haha

Well hi! My name is Problematique (um... not really, but you can call me Problem for short ;) and here is where I'll be posting my Kirk/Spock/Spirk/Kock/Spork/Spim/Jock/K/S stories. I mean, Star Trek stories. It's not like they'll be ALL about the great grandads of slash. Probably. I mean, I might write about some... other... people. Maybe.

Anyway, thanks for checking me out, and hopefully you like what I write!

So I discovered this fandom with the 2009 movie (yes, yes, I know, I was a loser who didn't get all the Star Trek references in Big Bang Theory before, but has since then rewatched every episode and squealed like a teenage girl if the words Spock, Enterprise, Warp Speed, Captain Kirk, etc. are mentioned) and have since then watched TOS and movies (Wrath of Khan = Made of Win), and reveled in the gloriousness that is a CANON slash couple. Because how much more canon can you GET? (hint it's about as much as NOT AT ALL)

Here's my devart page where you may find K/S demotivational posters and... uh, I'm overly fond of my username? http:///

My tumblr (where I'm mostly at nowadays!):

My livejournal: http://

And last and most importantly, I guess? My AO3 page, which is where I'm slowly moving my fic to. I've had an awesome time at ffnet but with the new restrictions, the slightly unreliable format and the fact that you can't download fic... well, I feel like the AO3 is better? So future fic will be posted there, and I'm slowly retouching and reposting everything from here as well :)

Veritas isn't there yet, but a PDF file can be found here for your downloading pleasure :D

DISCLAIMER: Okay, so after, like, a few months of opening this account and posting many stories and stuff... I realised I had not disclaimed Star Trek! I wish I didn't have to, but I do, very much, so here goes:

I own a pet Tribble, a notebook where I write random sentences (and often might be seen writing hard-core slash in the train, what), a pair of roller-blades, an iPod I can't live without, every song Florence the Machine has EVER recorded, rare covers and all, a stethoscope (as of Christmas 2011, thanks Grandma! You'll *never* read this!), a pair of concert tickets to Muse, an unholy number of books, every Supernatural seasons on DVD, the entirety of TOS the first six ST movies, obvs, and, you know, a bed and stuff. But I don't own THE RIGHTS to Star Trek. Just... the right to play with them :D

AHAHAHAAHAH, this is a shall we say DRAMATIC reading of chapter 14 of Veritas, by my beta FallChild92's friend who is hilarious, seriously! XD http:///17968539

YOU GUYS! adelaideso translated "That Boy is a Monster" to CHINESE! http:///721984505/翻譯這男孩是魔鬼that-boy-is-a-monster/

Also, Lady Talla-doe made a post-fic pre-epilogue peice of smut that is simply slashylicious!! "Black Tie'd"

OMG, temptationable made these totally BAMF icons in which Kirk and Spock are very smouldering and my penname is present!!! http:///albums/ad273/temptationable/ I'm so honoured and flattered and... *flailing like mad*

Oh. My. GAWD. LOOK, nimniire made a trailer for Every Hug. A TRAILER. A MTF TRAILER! I'm... just... LOOK AT IT!!!

ARTS! FOR MY FICS! What have I done to deserve such amazing arts? *puzzled shrug* IDEK. But here they are, and they are beautiful! :D

A Shoulder To Lean On - by chocolate-kiosk (Every Hug, Chapter 15)

We Kissed for Ten Minutes - by kplady13 (Every Hug, Chapter 15)

I Win - by kplady13 (Every Hug, Chapter 16)

Leaning - by Swing21 (Veritas, Chapter 14)

Facing The Truth - by Swing21 (Veritas, Chapter 11)

The Truth About Kirk And Spock - by Sanwall (Veritas, um, several chapters)

With Specs - by Sanwall (Spectacles)

First Hug - by Sanwall (Every Hug, Chapter 1)

The Shower Scene - by hellepi (Veritas, Chapter 15)

Why yes I do realise I sound like a fangirl. That is BECAUSE I AM ONE. I REGRET NOTHING

A million thanks to the amazing (and self-proclaimed grammar nazi) FallChild92 for being my beta!! *hugs*

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I Want You To Love Me reviews
I love myself, I want you to love me. When I feel down... I want you above me.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/24/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Veritas reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 3078 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hate This and I'll Love You reviews
A contagion aboard the Enterprise brings everyone's true emotions to the surface, even those buried under layers of logic. Based on TOS episode "The Naked Time".
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Every Hug reviews
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Hot reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 112 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Price of Beauty reviews
Had the price of beauty been blindness, I would have looked - Ralph Ellison
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/15/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Black Tie reviews
Spock is wearing a tuxedo without a tie. Where is it? Only Jim knows, and he's not telling.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
That Boy is a Monster reviews
If you say "That is illogical, Captain" one more time, I am going to punch you in the face.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
That Backrub Scene reviews
Also known as the scene which conclusively proves that Kirk/Spock is canon. Rebooted and rewritten with much fluff for all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Possessive Pronoun reviews
Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 147 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
For you I will wake reviews
Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Spectacles reviews
The Captain is wearing spectacles. There is likely a justified reason for him to be. I do not know that reason, yet I do not feel the desire for said knowledge is powerful enough to distract me from the fact that... the Captain is wearing spectacles.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Cold reviews
Spock is cold. Jim wants to help.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete