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Author has written 39 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, Bleach, and Soul Eater.

I just received a brilliant review to one of my stories, 'Sakura Haruno's Usefulness', and I would like to share it and hopefully snag the attention of the one who wrote it so I can tell them how much I laughed after I read it:

'Another usefulness is to utilize car parts to build a little something I
like to call... The Sakura Canon. Fire it at a wall and you will get a
Sakura-sized hole... Or paint it a really disgusting color of red.'

Sarge... Whoever you are, you are awesome.


'On the count of 3'
'Why 3?'
'That's just the way it works,'
'Why not five?'
'Are you new here?'

Sometimes you get to the end of the rainbow, and you find out that the leprechaun's gone and booby-trapped it!

'Hey look a cyclops!'
'Can't be, it's got two eyes.'
'Oh, must be a bicyclops.'

'Dating is like a bunny. You want it to come near you, you gotta be nice to it.'

'Senile delinquents.'

‘Look, a school of whales.’
‘They look a bit old for school.’
‘University then.’
‘University of Whales...’

Suigetsu/Karin-SHIPPED.

Neji/Tenten-SHIPPED.

Bam.

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Running Out of Bounds by Kagehime3 reviews
New one-shot dump! Ch. 11- Learning who not to drink with the hard way. Explicit continuation of chap. 9 up on my tumblr. Link in my profile.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,737 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/11/2013 - [Nami, T. Law]
Kung Fu Panda by Sandataba reviews
"I assure you Hokage-sama, I am NOT the Dragon Warrior, no matter what Gai's crazy turtle says!" Tenten is the chosen one. Both she and Neji vehemently object. Alternate histories, universe-bending realities, and one teashop girl, standing in front of a homicidal fate-obsessed boy, just asking him not to kill her. Tenten x Evil!Neji. Quite the AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,637 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Neji H., Tenten, Genma S., Akatsuki - Complete
Dragon Seal by weaponsmistress1010 reviews
Sasuke finds out he wasn't the last Uchiha after all. Madara is finally out to claim what is rightfully his even if it meant killing everyone who stands in his way. SasuTenJi because there isn't enough. Avatar: The Last Airbender references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 96,746 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Neji H., Tenten
The Magi's Randomness by Silent Magi reviews
Just random scenes that have occurred to me while I'm working on everything else, hopefully you'll enjoy them. I am so going to pay for some of these... Also, any and all stories found within are free to a good home. Why don't you adopt one today?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 155 - Words: 119,756 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 2/7/2009
A Marriage of Convenience by Tigers and Dragons reviews
"Hi, how are you? Will you marry me so my sons won't have pink hair?" AU. SasukexSakura with a side of NarutoxHinata, NejixTenten and Ino and someone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,720 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Echoes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"Find me a girl who doesn't like me for my looks and then we'll talk." Sasuke Uchiha is about to realise that love waits for no man, and that it can, quite literally, bump into you when you least expect it. Sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,735 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Keep Holding On by thunderstar101 reviews
After an exhausting assassin mission, Kakashi and Sakura find themselves in a predicament they never thought of falling into. They're constantly thinking about each other and keep on telling themselves that it will never happen. When they do get together, however, will they be able to keep it to themselves or give in to the challenges that lie ahead? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,199 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Red Angels by lezonne reviews
All her life, Hermione's parents lectured her about being kind to the people she went to school with, as to avoid the trauma caused by school killings. She just never imaged her world would be ripped from her fingers by that same set of events entering the magical world. Rated for language/some slightly graphic scenes. Hints of romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,133 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
NejiTen : Oneshot Collection by Levi Ackerman reviews
Collection of romantic oneshots featuring NejiTen. Ch 20: Neji died, Tenten cried, Kishimoto lied. Naruto 616 spoilers. Crack. "I died and you didn't care," Neji said sniffily, "Some friend you are." Tenten glared at him. "It's not my fault Kishimoto-san accidentally made my eyebrows too thick and had to edit me into Lee instead!" she ranted, "And at least you got panel time!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,215 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Vet's Apprentice by Tigers and Dragons reviews
The smell of good food wafts from the Inuzuka's house, and it ISN'T take out. An injured dog, a shy girl and a meddling older sister. Kiba will have his hands full. NaruxHina and possibly others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,163 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Kiba I.
Orochimaru Death Scenarios by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because Orochimaru could have, and should have, died so many times during the series. Here are a few ways it could have happened. Rated for Language, Character Deaths and Graphic Scenes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Orochimaru - Complete
Footprints in the Snow by Symphony17 reviews
The Christmas after the Battle of Hogwarts, Angelina finds herself unable to let go of the carefree redhead who had taken her to the Yule Ball all those ages ago, but finds some unlooked-for comfort when she reluctantly decides to go Christmas shopping with her parents in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
Worthwhile by AwesomeLass reviews
"Oh, ho-ho," he laughed cynically, "I've hit a nerve, have I? You know, even a Mudblood like yourself should set her sights higher than that wea—" It was then that the bookworm finally reacted, though not in the way Draco had hoped. *A tale about unrequited, or perhaps merely undiscovered, love.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Used Daedric Artefacts by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Travel with Nathan, a newly arrived Breton, as he explores the Imperial Province, finding problems and weapons aplenty, including the rare (but secondhand) Daedric Artefacts. Warning: Stories unleash all the sarcastic and frustrated comments of normal gamers. Events may or may not follow the Daedric Shrine Quests exactly.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012
Rings, Secrets and Fireworks by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Winry has a secret, Ed has a secret and both could change their relationship drastically. Unbeknownst to the other, both call in Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye respectively to help them make the biggest decisions of their lives. Meanwile, Roy and Riza are forced to confront their own feelings about each other. And the night seems it will end with a promise and a ring. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Akatsuki Moments by Killer-San reviews
A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Dismissing Dumbledore by Tigers and Dragons reviews
I think it's about time we all overcame our admiration for the Headmaster and admit that he had the propensity to make really stupid decisions. This is one of them. Also included, for your viewing pleasure, is my opinion of how Harry should have reacted to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Yachiru's Special Valentine by pretty in orange reviews
A late Valentine's ficlet. Yachiru has a valentine this year, just one besides her beloved Kenpachi's. So who is it for? YachiruXHanataro fluff.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Yachiru K., Hanatarō Y. - Complete
The Proposal by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because only Karin is crazy enough to slap a guy for proposing, and only Suigetsu is stubborn enough to try it again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Detention with Professor Umbridge by Tigers and Dragons reviews
If Harry wasn't a spineless, whiny, little git, this is how the detention would have played out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
a hundred little paper cranes by infinite vertigo reviews
One hundred cranes, one hundred moments for Neji and Tenten. Crane Four- "Enigmatic": He takes her hand, his eyes lock with hers, his lips touch hers, his heart is hers. Romance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,683 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3346 - Favs: 4,003 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dangers of Group Projects by Eternal Procrastinator reviews
"Don't make me stab my chopsticks into your eyes. They make for great weapons when need be." - AU -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Misunderstandings by Young Goodman Brown reviews
Neji is frustrated. Unfortunately for him, Tenten thinks she knows why. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 6900 - Favs: 4,814 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
At Water's Edge by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Set after the Fourth Shinobi War; Karin has escaped from Konoha, intent on avoiding any reminders of her old life, but one person remains determined to reconnect. She's dancing the water's edge; will she have the strength to dive in?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,167 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
That's Not My Dragon by Rumaan reviews
One-Shot. Hermione has just been promoted to her dream job and the first case that crosses her desk is to track down a missing Draco Malfoy which leads her to a dragon reserve. Could the missing Malfoy be there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Jutsu Misfire by Tigers and Dragons reviews
After a jutsu goes disastrously wrong, the Akatsuki are left as young children. Kakuzu, being the least effected, dumps them with the renowned healer, Tsunade, who just happens to be in the Leaf Village. Fun times. Warning: Series Spoilers. Undergoing editing in preparation for update. You can thank "The Last: Naruto the Movie" for this. 2015 01 18
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Akatsuki
Can't Wait To Get On The Road Again by Tigers and Dragons reviews
They're stuck in a tiny town, in the middle of nowhere, with nothing to do. Suigetsu's bored, Karin's extremely happy and Sasuke's hiding in his room, doing something secretive. Honestly, the less time they spend in enclosed spaces, the better.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Team Hawk - Complete
One Night Is All It Takes by AerisSerris reviews
Gwendolyn Tara Carter, age twenty-three, is pretty ready to walk down the path to her ideal future - but maybe having a baby with her handsome co-worker Trent Manson isn't the best way to start...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Gwen, Trent
Precious Ones by Hulkishpower reviews
It's hard to find wholehearted connections in life. Bonds that never break. Relationships that stumble and crash but still come together again, smoothing over the fractures and breaks and becoming sturdier. It's hard to love someone, with so many different types of love. Even so, when faced with trouble, one can never give up hope for a better life with their precious ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,514 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Sewn Back Together by Musicat reviews
He never expected to see her again. She never thought he looked so good, blood streaming down his face. She's changed. Grown more confident over the years. He's not quite so radiant. Maybe it's easier now, or maybe it's ten times harder. KyoSun
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N. - Complete
Breathless by Fourmille d'idees reviews
Prompt: "It's a little small, isn't it?" An... Interesting conversation between Gryffindor's princess and Slytherin's Prince. Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Her First Name by thely reviews
AU. She couldn't help but feel triumphant as she and the rest of the gym class watched Sasuke head to the nurse's office, holding his nose and the rest of his dignity, while Hinata called apology after apology at his retreating figure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Breadwinner by Addster reviews
It would have been in his best interests to maybe tuck his tail between his legs, because he could have sworn he could feel her castrating him with her eyes. "Hi, you have no money sir!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Kaleidoscope Days by silverfootsteps reviews
From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
My life was never this complicated by Nayukuo reviews
Tenten's just started at the cheapest boarding school she could find. But will her sanity remain intact when tested with with a cynical male roommate, bickering friends and a power hungry band off assasians? We'll just have to see.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,826 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
26 Days by infinite vertigo reviews
Spend 26 days with me at the Hyuuga summer house. 26 letters, 26 days. One activity each day starting with a letter, in alphabetical order. By the end, I guarantee you will be falling for me. NejiTen AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,596 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Come With Me by E person reviews
"Sasuke... Come with me... to my house... to my room... to my bed... under the covers... and let me show you my..." How could Sasuke say no to the charming and beautiful pink haired girl? Not a lemon, just pure crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
SakuxAkatsuki AU She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 192,508 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Unwritten Rules of Espionage by Midnight Insomniac reviews
Starbucks, the coffee giant. The absolute king of the caffeine world. Hundreds, maybe even thousands of the renowned coffee shops have sprung up across the globe. It was in one such Starbucks, that this entire fiasco began.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,222 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Lonely Hearts by xxFallxInxLovexx reviews
Life without love was a lonely one. Neji had grown to understand this meaning exeptionally well during his life He had given up hope of ever meeting a girl who could understand him. Then a monster is spotted. They always said love was a scary thing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Neji H., Tenten
Because I was hers by Addster reviews
It started out as a bit of a crush, that grew into fascination and then realization. "Dude, you look like her."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Minato N., Tsunade S. - Complete
Tobi vs Madara by iflip4dolphins reviews
The leader of the Akatsuki, Madara Uchiha, is arguing with someone called Tobi? This promises to be interesting. #11: The author visits the characters, and Madara is thoroughly confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
I Need You by Lexar reviews
Hinata runs away to avoid an arrange marriage, but leaves a letter behind for the new Hokage, Naruto, to read. What will Naruto do to get Hinata to come back? How will he stop the arrange marriage? Will Hinata even want to go back home?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,189 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Intoxicated by Your Kiss by eryv reviews
You might think it horribly shallow of me to be doing this. To be teaching someone to kiss with 'no personal feelings involved'...But then you obviously have no idea how hard it is to resist Uzumaki Naruto. Especially if you're me. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Happy Green Day by Tigers and Dragons reviews
"Happy Green Day!" "Zetsu? What are you talking about? And where did all these plants come from?" "I told you eating people makes you insane!" "As if the split personality wasn't a big enough hint!" Rated T for mild coarse language. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Zetsu, Akatsuki - Complete
Those Things Some Books Don't Tell You by Starberry-Cupcake reviews
Rapunzel's perspective on her relationship with Flynn changes when she finds out the level of 'intimacy' a couple can have and wonders: does Flynn consider her 'sexy? She might just have to ask him...
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Sakura's Guide to the Hatake Boys: European Style by Jung-Hee reviews
Sakura and the Hatake Boys, are finally in London! And Sasuke and Sakura are more closer than ever, but what's with this guy from Sakura's past finally making himself known? Is Sakura and Sasuke's relationship coming to a sudden stop?/Sequel to SGTTHB/R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,443 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
starbucks girl by dreamscapenymph reviews
wherein the lazy ass becomes a matchmaker of sorts. wherein neji experiences his first open mouth, insert foot moment. companion fic to sasuke the latte boy. can stand alone, though.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Like Leaf and Wind by LxZrulez reviews
ShikaTema oneshot. "It's a pretty good comparison," Shikamaru said out loud as the leaf disappeared into the sky. He was the leaf, she was wind. She blew him whichever way she wanted, and there was nothing he could do to stop this troublesome woman.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Gate Amidst the Ivy by Insane Romantic reviews
All Sakura had wanted to do was bring that sad little garden back to life. She never counted on igniting the curiosity of the infamous Prince Sasuke himself...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,453 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Super Team Seven by Cranberry Octopus reviews
The Uchiha glowered at his pink-haired teammate. She may have looked stupid from this point but she was an evil genius, an evil genius bent on destroying the world. "Idiots." SasuSaku and Good ol' Team Seven Love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Team Seven - Complete
A Historical Sidestory by Tigers and Dragons reviews
The reason behind the foundation of the Yamanaka Flower Shop was quite simple. Ties in with Chapter 10 of The Vet's Apprentice. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Inoichi Y., Tsume I. - Complete
Why Did You Cheat? by Rage of Raven reviews
Tenten cheated, and Neji feels disappointed in her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Let It Snow by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
What exactly does Neji have against snow..? "Plenty. One, it crunches when you walk, so a sneak attack on the enemy would be in vain. Two, blending in with your surroundings when it's all white would be difficult, if not impossible. Three..."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Red Silk by Hatsukoi Ayame reviews
He smirked when she flushed for what was perhaps the umpteenth time that hour – he was sure it had nothing to do with the mountain air. NejiTen. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The YinYang Effect by Ach13 reviews
Changed the name. Sorry. Takes place after book 15. Sunako wants to thank Kyohei. Will one night change everything? And who is this new girl to enter Kyohei's life? Rest of the summary inside. Rated M for some lemony chapters.
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,097 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N. - Complete
On Her Bedside Table by Midnight Insomniac reviews
When she awoke in the morning, there were roses on her bedside table and a beating heart against her back.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Neji and Tenten: 1,000 Moments by The Sky Is Endless reviews
Moment 10: "U" Neji doesn't like Christmas very much. Maybe it'll stay that way with what Tenten gave him... or maybe not. FINALLY UPDATED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Impending Revelations by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
Behind all love, is a story: Neji and TenTen are constantly at odds, so when Team Gai takes an unexpected mission to a lovesick town where romance is their specialty, will it make matters better or worse? NejiTen oneshot, cowritten with Midnight Insomniac!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
H o r r o r by Dr. Stilla Live reviews
AU. Horror stories plus Neji equals...? Nobody knew. Tenten found out. What do you think happened?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by WeaslyIsMyKing reviews
In attempt to present an olive branch to Lily, James takes Lily on a walk in the snow. But what happens when they get stuck in the Quidditch shed? Not even James knows, since for once, this wasn't his fault. RE EDITIED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Two Worlds by Hulkishpower reviews
Namikaze Minato, strong, fast, well-liked. Namikaze Minato, educated, articulate, millionaire. One becomes the other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,238 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Life is Just a Game by Love Is Only a Word reviews
Life is just a game and I am a pawn. Life is cruel and unfair. It's ruled by the kings and queens of drama. Life is just a game and I am a useless piece. I am only used when needed. Life is life. I am nothing.I am a bitch.I am a teenager. I am...Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,623 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Girls, Girls, Girls by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Sasuke's hormones have hit, and at eighteen, he is stuck with only Madara for company. This leads to night excursions and Madara is not pleased. Parody. Rated for sexual references, however does not contain sex scenes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Experiment by Seishin Okami reviews
Kyohei has a rather clever plan to get closer to Sunako. Suna/Kyo
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T. - Complete
Mountain Out of A Molehill by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
"In the name of Galaluna, Lance, it's JUST a paper cut!" "..Don't even joke like that."
Sym-Bionic Titan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Ilana L., Lance L. - Complete
Strange Happenings by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Strange things are happening in Konoha: Hinata makes her move, Kiba has been jumped, Tenten lays a trap, Neji apologizes, Sasuke is crying, Anko is committed, there are Hyugas dancing in the streets and Naruto proves that pickup lines DO get the girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,530 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Gaara's Therapy Session by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
Someone was seriously not thinking straight when they set up Gaara an appointment with a therapist. Does this poor guy really know what he's getting into? And can Gaara sort through his many problems? Oneshot/semi-crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Campfire Song Song by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
Even something as simple as roasting marshmellows can never be normal with Team Guy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
Dental Care by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
TenTen high on laughing gas can only mean one thing: trouble. What happens when Neji's wrapped up in the middle of it all? Now a twoshot!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Shadowkiss by starbursts and kisses reviews
Sunako and Kyohei's love-hate relationship, expressed in 50 sentences. Made for the 1sentence themes in LJ.
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N. - Complete
Redemption Blues by cutecrazyice reviews
The scream was enough to rouse Sasuke from a deep, deep slumber – though what he was about to witness next was definitely NOT what he expected. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
They don't care by Megaphone.Kills.You reviews
Hinata was always labeled as worthless and weak. She would cry, she would try, but she would always fail. She doesn't know the boy's name, but his smile is giving her hope. So she tries. And without knowing, she returns the favor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
They don't care: Neji's Story by Megaphone.Kills.You reviews
Hinata is heiress to the clan. Neji is the bird in the cage. She is weak, he isn't. He wants her gone because she doesn't belong in this world. But to his surprise, she isn't as weak as he had thought. This...is Neji's story. Sequel to "They don't care"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Camp Romances by Clover715 reviews
Hinata,Sakura,Ino,andTenten are all going to an all girl camp. Just across the woods tho is Naruto,Saskue,Shikamaru,and Neji all attending a boy camp.The girls meet these HOT guys but are confused as to how Hinata already knows them.SUMMER ROMANCE?YOU BET
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 288,544 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
What Boredom Does to You by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
How does Team Guy spend a lazy day, you ask? Knocking down doors, singing, and talking about shampoo commercials..? Oh my.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Tenten - Complete
Submerged by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
When TenTen's afraid to take the first step, can Neji help her overcome her fear? /Flashback, NejiTen oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
A Disaster in the Making by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
My mom got this brilliant idea of inviting my squad over for lunch. Her stupidest move yet. Now, I know what you're thinking- "What could possibly go wrong?" You'll see...you'll all see.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Tenten - Complete
In My Arms by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
"Just hold me, Neji," she whispered between heartbreaking sobs. "Just hold me."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Tenten - Complete
Tsubaki's Christmas by AdamAddictsAnonymous reviews
"Well you couldn't be Santa! Santa should be someone big, like me! Plus; Rudolph had red eyes just like you!"
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Black Star, Tsubaki N. - Complete
Unconditional by RainbowKiss reviews
Takano Kyouhei? He is none other than the most annoying person I've ever met in my entire 16 years of existence...
Wallflower - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T. - Complete
Crashing The Wedding by AdamAddictsAnonymous reviews
He barely heard the "if anyone objects" before he kicked open the door.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Black Star, Tsubaki N. - Complete
Hell High by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
For dark1408 AUOOC SasuSaku - From Konoha Private HS to Oto Public HS. Sakura is labeled as Konoha Princess by the students of Oto - not as a term of endearment but sheer mockery. "I need a freakin' Prince in this hell hole!" "Hn. Will a Knight do?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,507 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Of Words and Wonders by animusic96 reviews
They were different in every aspect. He was the famous goofball; she was the quiet transfer student. They did not understand each other at first – but they learned. For it's not always the mouth that speaks; but the heart as well. - AU, High School.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shikamaru ‘Robbin’ Hood’ Nara by Markus Wolfe reviews
A Humorous Adventure portraying the characters of Naruto as the characters of Robin Hood......and Kiba as William Wallace.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,850 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Honestly by chewing.on.PEARLS reviews
I've learned one thing:one drunken night can get you in a shitload of trouble. 'Oh, and servant girl, a glass of water will do when we get home.' 'I don't think we should exchange nicknames' Honestly...sasuksaku AU rated M now for angelatmidnight! REVIEW
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,216 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seeing in the dark by hisagi101 reviews
Will the latest strategy of the Landlady and housemates help to finally bring Sunako and Kyohei together? After yet another horror movie marathon, Kyohei decides to take matters into his own hands.
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T. - Complete
Some things are worth the trouble by day dreamerx3 reviews
Shikamaru and Temari haven't seen each other for years. When their countries alliances are at stake they get put on a mission...a mission to get married.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,582 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Troll by awerebear reviews
Sunako and Kyouhei watch a "scary" movie, and their housemates stumble across the aftermath. TINY spoilers for manga chapter 95.
Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T. - Complete
A Thousand Year War by Bibliophile Nincompoop reviews
Temari was an average girl, until she stumbled upon a secret that is hidden from the entire normal world, and meets up with a man nearly a thousand years old. Now she is hell-bent on helping him and his kind. Who said age doesn't matter? ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,053 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Akatsuki Pranksters by Tigers and Dragons reviews
An Akatsuki story in which Tobi is tricked, Deidara, Hidan and Kakuzu are force-fed and Itachi sleeps through everything. Rated T because Hidan is talking. A special for Itachi's Birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
dirty talk by the blanket reviews
CRACK. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU. "So Sasuke-kun," Sakura began, as she did her very best to compose herself. "Let's talk about sex."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Confessions On A Bathroom Stall by TheDominoEffect reviews
“Oh, if it isn’t Thunder Thighs.” Sakura supposed she could thank the name calling and Ino, the rumors, for leading them to the bathroom stall and the graffiti that would change the world as they knew it. —SasukeSakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,975 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Kankuro's Party by Tigers and Dragons reviews
It's Kankuro's birthday and he's in for a surprise, and so are a few others.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Kankuro - Complete
Stargazing by Tigers and Dragons reviews
It's a beautiful night and the stars are out. A short ficlet inspired by a song.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Midwifery by scribbles of madness reviews
There is only one thing that frazzles an Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Extra Credit by gwenstacey reviews
Iruka's not sure how this happened. A moment ago all they were doing was talking...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Iruka U., Hana I. - Complete
Listen by scribbles of madness reviews
Tenten finds herself oddly attracted to Neji's voice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Persistence by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Persistence pays, but sometimes you aren't the one who collects. Read and find out who really wins the date with Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Comparison by scribbles of madness reviews
Tenten tests Neji's patience by comparing him to Squidward.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Princess to Pirate by kamilog reviews
She was a princess but hated everything about it. She then found 'IT' and her life went from royalty to piracy in one day. Pair. TenNeji. Pirates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,882 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Love Letter by RevisedRevision reviews
Love letters are common in Kyohei's mailbox, but this one in particular catches his eye.
Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N. - Complete
Hate the Game, Love the Player by Only If You Wish It reviews
Sai, Sakura's boyfriend, wants one thing and when Sakura won't give it to him, he breaks up with her. Broken-hearted, Sakura goes out and ends up giving up the one thing Sai wanted to a devilously handsome redheaded stranger...Hiatus Sorry!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,122 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
Problem Solving by gwenstacey reviews
Izumo and Kotetsu have been friends for as long as anyone can remember, but that doesn't mean they always see eye to eye. Not yaoi, just some fun with the boys
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Izumo K., Kotetsu H. - Complete
Thinking Under the Moon by Cashmeritan reviews
There against the moon, was the silhouette of Hatake Kakashi. He glanced at her over his shoulder, his arm still outstretched with his katana in his hand, dripping drops of blood intermittently. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The truth about the four tails incident by Writing bunny reviews
Two times in his life Jiraiya had come close to dying. First time when Tsunade caught him peeping on her, second time during his three-years training trip with Naruto. But Jiraiya never admitted how did it really happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Ebisu's Birthday Surprise by Tigers and Dragons reviews
The title says it all. It's Ebisu's birthday and he's in for a surprise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Ebisu, Anko M. - Complete
Broke Through The Silence by AndSheWasBeautiful reviews
Her laughter breaks through the silence. And she smiles, for what feels like the first time to Kyouhei. He doesn’t speak after that. Her laughter is simply too precious to let fade away. Kyouhei wants breakfast. Sunako is sleepy. S/K
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T. - Complete
Always There by AndSheWasBeautiful reviews
It was barely visible, but it was there. It was quiet and stolen, gentle and lingering. It was rough and tumble, I HATE YOU and arguments that lasted a fortnight. It was gentle apology’s and kisses that made it all better. S/K
Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T. - Complete
Just Fifteen by AndSheWasBeautiful reviews
It only takes fifteen minutes to... The sun shines through the window, and I realise just how golden your hair is in comparison to the weak light it radiates... fall in love. K/S
Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T. - Complete
Falling by WeaslyIsMyKing reviews
It had all started with a fall. Literally. That one fall is setting events in motion that Lily Evans is dreading. That fall is the catalyst for what everyone knew would eventually happen- her fall for James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Oh The Facades We Wear! by Shojen Vampward reviews
I'm an cynical skeptic with a sarcasm problem and she's just happy. They're anti-social bastards who can't seem to use more than one syllable. Lovely. NejiTen SasuSaku if you couldn't tell. Hint of other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,582 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Told Her She Was Beautiful by AndSheWasBeautiful reviews
They lived-happily-ever-after, excluding the parts faerie tales leave out. Like when Kyouhei told Sunako she was beautiful. And she told him to shut-the-hell-up because no-she-is-not. S/K
Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T. - Complete
Pedigree by manhattan martini reviews
"Jealous of a dog? Me? Of course not." — RoyRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Wedding Arrangements by ponyvomit.x reviews
Complete// What did she have to lose? She might even make a really good princess. “Alright, daddy. You got yourself a deal.” NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,307 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
THE QUEST FOR EDWARD'S MAGICAL HAIR CONDITIONER by Crowmunculus reviews
"My hair is not greasy! It is properly moisturized and beautiful!" Roy learns that there is more to life than L'Oreal, and embarks on a quest to steal Ed's conditioner. This does not end well.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Shinobi Kitsune by Dragnos reviews
Set after the Chunnin Exams. Naruto and Sasuke make a bet. Naruto goes missing. Where is he? Who will Find him? And why is there a blonde talking fox sleeping in Hinata's bedroom?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,817 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Enemies for Life by The Sky Is Endless reviews
Tenten, Neji. Neji, Tenten. They are enemies by nature and lovers by heart. Neither knows of their own feelings, let alone the feelings of the other. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,719 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Locker by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Um, Sakura? Why are you in my locker?" "Sasuke-kun isn't very happy with me at the moment." "Your the one who tied his shoe laces to his chair when he was listening to his ipod!" "This isn't funny! He could kill me!" R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Belly Ring by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sasuke loves Sakura's belly button. But what happens when she gets it pierced and she's not allowed to have any sexual contact around it at all? "Like you could resist me, you'll be trying to molest me in my sleep after two days without any contact." R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Arrogant brat! I love you with everything I have! by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sakura had never said no to him in the bedroom before. She always gave him what he wanted, never once objecting. But that was about to stop. The spoiled man above her was just that. Spoiled.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Operation: PSWASHTHSTS by elengel reviews
Naruto doesn't believe Sakura when she says that he has changed Hinata. Now Sakura wants proof that he hasn't changed her and he gets that proof. Oneshot. Naruhina. My first oneshot! Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
When An Uchiha Smiles by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sasuke has been neglecting his wife for some scrolls, so Sakura gets an idea to place a fake hickey on her neck... How will Sasuke react to this? R&R PLEASE :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chaperones by gwenstacey reviews
Iruka and Hana have been enlisted to chaperone Ino's first boy/girl party. Everything seems to be going well, but Ino has been plotting, and her chaperone's are about to find out what that means for them. Re-edited for typos
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Iruka U., Hana I. - Complete
Never Let The Akatsuki Become Bored by 9shadowcat9 reviews
Pein orders quiet for one hour a day. The akatsuki become bored and begin pranking each other. No Akatsuki were hurt in the making of this fic. R AND R! Thanks britachi'sbride for the help! :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
The Good Life by N-AngelFire reviews
Sakura realizes that suddenly discovering that you're a billionaire's daughter isn't all that it's cracked up to be. There's paparazzi, critics, brooding playboys, moochers, haters, and then there's Sasuke. Sounds fun. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,275 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Complications by AzumiFujimura reviews
Nara Shikamaru's birthday was where it all began. One game changed relationships and their futures. Being together is not always easy. It's rather... complicated. Shika&Temari. Other couples & own characters implied. R&R! ;
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,134 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The Tenten Days of Christmas by Silent Magi reviews
Based on the song the Twelve Days of Christmas, someone wants Tenten's attention, and goes about it in a big way. With the help of Naruto, can she figure out who is the gift giver, and why they sign only as 'My True Love?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,301 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Tenten, Naruto U. - Complete
Our Nindo: Our Ninja ways by Narutotypster reviews
Naruto-Hina Romance. How Naruto and Hinatas relationship got to be. Comedy. Pairs-Naru-hina-main Sak-sas Ino-Shik Tenten Neji.......
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,432 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Eggnog by iflip4dolphins reviews
She had slept with her worst enemy, and now she was trying to remember what had happened. Right. Eggnog. AU NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ten Defining Moments by Shawny Wong reviews
NaruHina. Fluff, angst, drama, and a whole lot of sappy romance. Stir well. A story that spans 10 special events in Naruto and Hinata’s lives. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal. theme #10 #10 Rated for mild cursing and implied sex
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,131 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Crimson Flame of the Kitsune by Chibi PO'd Hiei reviews
What if instead of being the jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi, Naruto is actually the reincarnation of both Kyuubi and a god? Superpowerful Naruto story. Possible pairings and a legendary adventure like no other. Rated T for future language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U.
All in Good Fun by Silent Magi reviews
What happens when the past catches up with someone? Let's find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,563 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Metamorphose by xMulticoloredx reviews
Hyuuga Hinata is a plain, somewhat ugly girl, in middle school, who has a crush on Naruto. One day, Hinata learns that she must move to America. What happens when she moves back to Japan looking WAY different? Rest of Chapter 19 Up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,616 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Konoha High by EvilAngeal reviews
Welcome to Konoha High. The story revolves around Hyuuga Hinata, a shy no body. But when she get paired with Naruto Uzumaki for one project her world turns on its head. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,729 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Girlfriend For A Day by PeinSaku reviews
So, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly the famous teenage movie star Uchiha Sasuke latched onto my arm and claimed to be my boyfriend to escape from his psychotic fangirls and camera stalkers. Seriously, karma? Overkill? — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,821 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Living On by Akilina-chan reviews
“What about you?” Roy said, pushing the door open and letting Ed walk through. “Me? I gave up the remainder of my lifespan."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,239 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Memoria by Cashmeritan reviews
/Royai Holidays Fic.\ Roy's family has invited him to celebrate the holidays at his childhood home! Roy drags Riza along as emotional protection, but who knew they'd end up feigning an engagement? It all began with one little lie... CHAPTER 5 UP
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
The Power of Appeal by ChaoticParadox reviews
After years of being insulted, Aizen has finally cracked. Results could be catastrophic. Crack ahoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
How to Write a PERFECT Naruto Fanfic by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
...or not. CRACK! "Do you want to know how to write a perfect Naruto fanfic with Neji and Tenten as the main pairing? Well, here is a guide on how to begin. Just follow these easy steps and you'll be a pro in no time!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sweet Release by Bibliophile Nincompoop reviews
After him, no other man could satisfy the hunger the dark man left his lovers with. They called him Casanova. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,736 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Arrancar Force Five! by Marching Madly Onward reviews
When the expedition to the human world takes a different approach, the gates of Hell are thrown open and maturity is the first casualty. Dumber than "The World's Worst Rescuers," sillier than "Stranded," I bring you a truly worthless piece of fiction.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Stranded by Marching Madly Onward reviews
When the Kidou Cannon blew a hole in the dimensional wall, Hitsugaya and his merry band found themselves stranded in the mortal realm. This won't end well for Hitsugaya or his sanity.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Yumichika A. - Complete
Night at Sasuke's by SakuraUchiha09 reviews
Sasuke wants to make out. Sakura prefers to watch a nice movie. Well, he'll make everything to make her happy...even stand an screaming girlfriend and watch an crappy movie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Playful Argument in the Hospital by Monochromatic Persona reviews
It all starts with a little argument in the Konoha Hospital. May contain spoilers. Rated T just to be safe. Shikamaru x Temari / Shikatem / Shikatema May be slight other pairings. A bit of making out in some chapters, I've put warnings. Nothing bad really
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,847 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The Celebrity Life by the freak down the street reviews
When a reporter asks Uchiha Sasuke a tricky question he's speechless. Now, the paparazzi is all over his supposed lover Haruno Sakura. Oh yeah, and they're both madly in love with each other. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 10/13/2007
Can They Cook? by Awaii-Mom reviews
Not good at summarys, but this is a funny good family fic for the Sand Siblings. SLIGHT mention of ShikaTemaness Rated T for Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Green M&M's by PeinSaku reviews
When she saw the e-mail was from Ino, she should have deleted it. But, of course, being the curious little person she was, Sakura had opened it. She couldn't help it; she just had to know. — AU. Crack!fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/18/2009 - [Sakura H., Pain/Pein] - Complete
Mall Romance by Dreamers Deranged reviews
Hinata didn't really know how to explain it any more clearly then she already had, she just hoped they would understand her connection, even if it was a bit unusual. That being said, what Ino would suggest next was little more then a shock to her...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,012 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Peppermint Ice Cream by Uchiha-Griffin reviews
A cute fluffy short story. Sakura has some ice cream and Sasuke refuses to have some. Unless... SASUSAKU!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Requiem by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi, from beginning to end. Because S-class criminals are human, too. Complete; mentions of canon-compatible ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,122 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Star Power by Lady Silvamord reviews
In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Put your lips like this by missy4eva reviews
Neji! Kissing as a battle against Lee' 'Tenten, you are going to be my kissie. Deal with it.' Gasp! and what in the world does 'Icha Icha paradise' have to do with it? 'Turn the page dammit' A whole lot a crack. R&R please! -Nejiten oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Silver Bullet by Neko-Graphic reviews
Sakura was only 5 when her parents were slaughtered before her very eyes by vampires.It was then that she was brought to the Organization,a secret society of vampire slayers.Now 17 and a full member she is paired up with the best and possibly worst partne
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,606 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Sassy Girl by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
When she says, “YOU WANNA DIE?” It literally translates to: “I love you.” [AU][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Untitled by Dreamers Deranged reviews
An ad in the local paper brings two complete strangers together. AU and some major OOCness on Hinata's part.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Why are you taking my temperature? by Ella Inspired reviews
Neji's acting weird, hm maybe it's because Tenten's shirt is almost gone, she's on his lap, and she's trying to take his temperature. Can Neji get anymore perverted thoughts? Find out for yourself, NejTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Consider This by MadMoFunk reviews
Grimmjow has an itch to scratch while Ulquiorra and Ichimaru have a tea party. Seriously. It's EspadaTea. GrimmHime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I.
Kuchiki Byakuya Has The Urge to Merge by Kilonji reviews
He's even chosen a bride. WARNING: spoilerific crack within.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,955 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Fruitful Tragedies by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU ONESHOT. "Salmonella-Poisoned-Tomatoes". Sasuke's three most feared words. But not as terrible as "No-Tomatoes-Sold". What ever shall Sasuke do? I'm sure Sakura can help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
early bird gets the worm by maravelous reviews
AU; "It's raining again today." — NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,212 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
A New Kind of Restoration by avenged reviews
Oneshot, ItaSaku. Bodies in the closet? Baseball? Terribly complicated nicknames? This is what happens when Itachi takes clan restoration into his own hands...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pregnant ABC's by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:One-shot:. I, Sasuke Uchiha, will tell you how bad Sakura is when she's pregnant. In ABC form. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Easter Egg Hunt by N-AngelFire reviews
Give me the egg." Sasuke said, more coaxingly this time. "Make me!" she snapped. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Not so Cinderella by the freak down the street reviews
Haruno Sakura [Cinderella] is unwillingly forced to go to a party [the Ball] hosted by a spoiled, rich playboy known as Uchiha Sasuke [Prince Charming]. But somehow will Sakura fall in love with this stuck up bastard? SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Puzzled Proposal by MintiNeko reviews
Sometimes I really hate Sasukekun. A ring for my birthday? A puzzle ring? With a message I can't read until I solve it? Come on!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wait! I'm marrying who? by N-AngelFire reviews
It's been six years since Sasuke left Konoha. Now he's discovered a prearranged marriage between him and Sakura. Mission revive clan is in action. Easy right? Not if an upset Sakura has anything to say about it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,354 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Dictionary by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
NaRadTastic Day by Dreamers Deranged reviews
A bit of pointless here. A bit of Naruto there. Not making a lot of sense unless you live it. See? Like that. [T for language use]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
The World's Worst Rescuers by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
Dear Hormones, by Guttersnipe reviews
A letter from Sasuke to his misbehaving hormones. I believe I have made myself sufficiently clear: I do not want you running rampant in my system like an unchained yard dog. You need to learn discipline and how to obey me... [minor Sasuke X Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Culinary Love by infinite vertigo reviews
Hi there! I'm the owner of a small but successful bakery. My name is Tenten and... 'NARUTO, STOP CHASING SASUKE WITH THAT PAN' I hired a new pastry chef, the name of Hyuuga Neji, and I just... might love him. NejiTen AU[WARNING: MAJOR OOC][Rating T to M]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,057 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
To Whom It May Concern by avenged reviews
Hello. This is Uchiha Sasuke, and before you fangirl all over me and I forcefully remove your head from your neck, there are a few things I'd like to clarify...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Journal by BookWyrrm reviews
James gets a journal from an anonymous sender, so he decides to write it in. 7th year, JL pairing. R&R! Rated for some language and a few references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,120 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Naruto: The Middle Ages! by winxgirl21 reviews
While cleaning out her attic, Sakura finds a beautifully encrusted bracelet. It has the Konoha symbol designed with emeralds, and it has an inscription on it: To my beautiful Cherry Blossom, with love your Onyx Knight. Who could this bracelet have belonge
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,673 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Godiva by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Neji had broken one of the most hallowed rules known to woman. 'Thou shalt not steal her chocolate.' Tenten's going to make sure he never does it again. At least, not without her permission. [Oneshot, Nejiten, semisequel to Whipped]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Notes by BookWyrrm reviews
Lily is bored one History of Magic class and she decides to write notes the only other person she knows James. What happens? LExJP pairing Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Can I Call You Fitz? by Merenwen Calmcacil reviews
Only weeks before their wedding, Lizzie learns something very interesting about her husbandtobe.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Konoha High by winxgirl21 reviews
A highschool story. The Naruto characters go to Konoha High, a private school in the city of Konoha. They face all the highschool drama: classes, grades, friends, enemies, and romance. Pairings will be revealed in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,101 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Honey by coconutmandarin reviews
He never finished his sentence because Tenten pulled his face forward none too gently and pressed her mouth to his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Standstill by avenged reviews
Love may be strong...but is pain stronger? Oneshot, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Apology in a Box by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
When Hayate asked the guys for help, this wasn't exactly what he had in mind. If anything, the box would've been smaller. [Pure HayaYuu fluff, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Hayate G., Yugao U. - Complete
Got Your Nose! no Jutsu by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
Happy Birthday Sasuke! In an attempt to rid himself of his pesky little brother for afternoon, Itachi shows Sasuke a little trick as an early birthday present.... [CuteCreepy]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Downfall of the Light 1 by OpposingForce reviews
Chapter 19 uploaded! Naruto left Konoha since the age of 5. At 12, he returns and takes on the chunnin exam with Hinata and Sakura. Has his return made a turn for the worst? What is his relations with Hinata? NaruHina and SasuSaku. Story is COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 186,514 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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The Game of Life reviews
FINALLY! Something Tenten can beat Neji at! And to think, it had been sitting in the lowest corner of her games cupboard for so many years...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Love, Loss, and Changes reviews
All Karin did was ask a simple question. She wasn't expecting Suigetsu to act the way he did. For Suigetsu...What if he thought leaving was one of the most stupidest things he'd ever done?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,305 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Suigetsu H., Karin
Toothpaste reviews
"Have you seen this?" "It appears to be a bill for toothpaste, sir." "Yes. An extremely high bill for toothpaste. Why on Hueco Mundo are we spending so much money on toothpaste!"
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Espada - Complete
Sakura Haruno's Usefulness reviews
Ever wondered how Team 7 really finished their missions? Here's the answer! 'Kakashi-Sensei, what about me' 'You have the most important job of all, Sakura. Bait.'
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Don't Say I Didn't Warn You reviews
When Temari has a date, Shikamaru gives her a warning which she doesn't heed. Still, he's there when she needs a shoulder to cry on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Dark and Mysterious reviews
Maka daydreams about someone tall, with dark hair and fire in his eyes... or his hands... While Soul wonders why she even bothered telling him about it. Reference to Fullmetal Alchemist.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Maka A. - Complete
Panther Nip reviews
Something's happened to Grimmjow to make him act all funny. And when someone calls Halibel names, something bad is destined to happen. It's a good thing Ulquiorra has well hidden curiosity. No pairing.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Speaking of Masks reviews
And just when Ichigo thought Grimmjow couldn't get any weirder... He goes and steals the cake. No pairing.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Colour Seepage reviews
Set just after Ichigo defeats Ulquiorra. He asks Orihime a question that has been bugging him ever since he laid eyes on the Espada. Wasn't quite expecting the answer, even though it amused him. No pairing
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra - Complete
Mmmm reviews
Tenten is moaning. Neji is the cause.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
It's Blunt, Dammit! reviews
You know that fight, between Grimmjow and Ichigo, after Ichigo's done some fighting and Grimmjow's grabbed his zanpakuto? Well, here's what actually happened.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
It's Warmer reviews
One morning, Orihime is walking through Las Noches. When a chance encounter with Grimmjow leaves her laughing, all Ulquiorra can do is sigh and shake his head.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Slaughterfication in the Forest of Death reviews
Tsunade really didn't think much of Naruto's request to train in the Forest of Death. That is, until her desk had too much paperwork.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Tsunade S., Naruto U. - Complete
Blood Brothers! reviews
Gaara glared. Naruto grinned. The redhead never knew what was going to happen.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Water reviews
In which Karin realises a few things about Suigetsu's water abilities...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Tears reviews
Dedicated to Kakashi and all the people who have left him behind.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Tidal Wave of Sand reviews
Gaara is training. Matsuri is watching. She's there right when he needs a someone to remind him of why he needs to be stronger.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Pocket Knives and Security Guards reviews
Sakura has something she isn't allowed to take onto a plane. So what does she do? Lobs it off onto a security guard to get back off him in two days. Yeah, real smart.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Headbands reviews
Here is the reason Ino does not wear her headband. She is a smart cookie.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Ino Y. - Complete
Decisions reviews
Neji is sitting in a corner. Tenten is prowling around the room. He is apprehensive. She is in need.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fireballs reviews
Zetsu just shook his head. If he didn't know what the two brothers were talking about, he would have definitely misconstrued their conversation. No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paralyzer reviews
When two people see each other in a club, the music makes them move, because they were standing too still.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Valley of the End reviews
So... Naruto was supposed to bring Sasuke back... He didn't exactly say what condition he'd be in, now did he? No Pairing
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Plaits reviews
Karin was sitting on a log, doing her hair. Without knowing it, she could trust Suigetsu to stir things up.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Mortification reviews
Tenten was sick of training so hard and getting nothing out of it. So what happens when she confronts Neji about it? Her saying the wrong thing at what could probably be called the wrong time.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Comparison reviews
As Sasori was moving back towards his room, he is suddenly blinded. While knowing who was trying to 'kidnap' him and knowing that he could not be harmed by such a brainless OAF, being compared to Pinocchio was definitely too much to handle.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Anytime reviews
Her father was dead. And now she felt dead inside.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Can't Let You Go reviews
It had been a number of months since they broke up. She thought they were going to last forever...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ears, Hair and Pranks reviews
Karin was just curious. That's how it all started. She was just wondering if Suigetsu had ears. Crazy curiosity, but sometimes you just can't help what your mind brings up.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Binge Drinking reviews
Hidan is positive that Kakuzu drinks. Absolutely positive. No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I Wanna reviews
Tenten has a request. It has something to do with the unfortunate things that happen to her every single time she goes to the movies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Stationary reviews
While Tenten may not be the brightest crayon in the knife drawer that particular day, her saving grace comes in the form of a new ruler.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Running through the Lavender Fields reviews
As the day gets darker, the sound of laughter can be heard echoing over the hillside. It's a beautiful night for romance.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Legendary Suigetsu reviews
Karin was at a bar with Suigetsu. One of the seediest bars around. Not where she wanted to be, of course. But she found entertainment in the most unlikeliest of places.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Revenge Is Just So Sweet reviews
Making it through the night drunk is tough, but it's made even worse by rolling around in sawdust when you're supposed to be sleeping. Deidara: 0. Sasori: 1. Written for Sasori's birthday.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Maid and the Porter reviews
A maid. A porter. A guest bedroom. And a broom. And a closet. And a car.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mask reviews
Kakuzu has a new invention... and Tobi's the Masked Marauder! No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Moisturizer reviews
Why does Kisame dare to interrupt THE Itachi Uchiha while he's meditating? No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Yugi vs Kaiba Duellist Kingdom reviews
See what happens when Yugi plays the card 'Multiply'. Disastrous results. And where do the doilies come in? Yami Yugi vs Kaiba
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba - Complete