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Well...

First of all: I just started reading Vampire Academy fics on FF, I found a few good ones that I'm currently reading but can someone who has read VA fanfiction longer rec me some fics?

Name: Emily (no nicknames)

Home: Texas :)

Fav. books: Twilight saga, of course. Also, I love Vampire Academy, Meg Cabot books, and most of all SARAH DESSEN BOOKS (she ROCKS! her book: The Truth About Forever (warning: spoilers up ahead!) made me kinda freaked out near the end when I thought Macy and Wes weren't gonna end up together! I'm like a sucker for happy endings and when I read/wirte something without a happy ending I would trash it! (really...)

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is moron cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the 3rd word of each line ;)

Girls ...
...are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

(this tree just won't stay in the middle...)

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven’t we met before?
Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: I’d like to call you. What’s your number?
Woman: It’s in the phone book.
Man: But I don’t know your name.
Woman: That’s in the phone book too.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you... to leave.
Man: Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman: Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
Man: May I see you pretty soon?
Woman: Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER!!

1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me: RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me: LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me: IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me: OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISTS
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me: STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me: WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me: BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me: ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My Mother taught me: GENETICS
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me: ROOTS
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me: WISDOM
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me: JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed. (haha! :P)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was:
BLACK
, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM!

Commandments of a Teenager

Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)

Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)

Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)

Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)

FRIENDS: ask for food when they want it.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life
BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

FRIENDS: Asks nicely for your stuff
BEST FRIENDS: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’

FRIENDS: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour
BEST FRIENDS: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - *beep* - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel out, ready to bury that loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!!

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We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,755 - Reviews: 7737 - Favs: 6,668 - Follows: 7,506 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,424 - Reviews: 4004 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 3,864 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hot For A Teacher by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
Beautiful and popular among her peers, Isabella Swan's life has always been superficial and easy. In an alternate universe, her parents' money can buy her everything and everyone she wants. Too bad the new hot teacher is out of her league for reasons more than one. This love, she's going to have to work for. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 19565 - Favs: 6,610 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Auction by JK5959 reviews
Edward continues to torture himself by ignoring Bella after the Tyler incident, but his resolve to stay away from her is slowly fading. Will he finally get the push he needs to confess his true feelings when she enters herself in a charity auction? E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 177,532 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blood Bond by Rose-Dimitri-Hathaway-Belikov reviews
Some say love and loyalty run deeper than blood. What if they're wrong? Blood is a lifeline for every living creature. For me? Dimitri's blood is the only thing that keeps my heart beating. No one accepts us, not even my best friend.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,712 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Taken in the Night by sheviking reviews
Re-post of my first story, Taken. Bella is kidnapped by Edward, the man who has secretly wanted her and watched her from afar. Is it love or merely obsession which motivates him? Bella is about to find out. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
Come Take a Walk With Me by ericastwilight reviews
Denied by the one he loves, when does love become obsession? Protector become predator? This is the story of a vampire who had been alone for so long, his one chance for love in the form of a human girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 155,570 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Modeling With My Best Friend's Brother by ELELNeko-kun reviews
Bella lives with her sister Rosalie, who just got her a job modeling for the famous painter Alice Cullen. She is being forced to model with a man she is forbidden to see. With a body like his, how will she resist? Did I mention it's nude modeling?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,053 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unhuman Nature by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Bella and Paul have a hate hate relationship.Screaming matches, Check. Angry sex, check. But what happens when Paul phases and imprints on Bella the same day that Edward decides he wants her back. thats all she wanted, right?. Rated Mature. please review. FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,710 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Hurt but not broken by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Edward get too much for Bella to deal with. She finally ends things with him and he doesn't take it too well. She leaves with Alice and Jasper. After a accident, Bella is found by a strange Vampire with beautiful red eyes. Rated M. lemons. please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 110,289 - Reviews: 2976 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bella, Peter
In the Shadow of Your Heart by BellaFlan reviews
Edward didn't mean to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage, but she holds a secret that could destroy his family. Lucifer was an angel too, and love isn't always wholly benevolent. Vamp AU, B/E, Romance/Horror
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6172 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 3,590 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What If by writergirl9106 reviews
What if it wasn't Finn Megan fell for? What if Evan was a bigger jerk than anybody realized? And what if Sean played a bigger role anyone ever thought of?
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Meagan M., Sean McG
Italians Do It Better by ToryTigress92 reviews
New Moon AU. Bella must make a deal with the Devil to save Edward and Alice. It's a choice that will affect not only her life but everyones' around her, including the powerful Volturi Leader, Aro.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,142 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - [Aro, Bella] Alice, Edward - Complete
Persuasion by CarribbeanLady reviews
Isabella Swan is living in 1918 Washington State until she decides to run away to Chicago where she meets the Masen's. Mrs. Masen is afraid her head strong son, Edward, is headed to war so Bella takes it upon herself to get him to stay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,395 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cry for the Moon by Anton M reviews
*ON HIATUS* A farmer. An actress who fails to tell him that she's famous. Therein hangs a tale. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,114 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
My familiar guy by Luna Elisa Marie reviews
Bella reads her favorite book one night. Halfway she falls asleep. She has no idea someone is hiding in her room. And when Bella is asleep he grabs his chance and kidnaps her and takes her away, far and far away from her family. She has no clue who kidnapped her or why she is kidnapped. All she knows is big surprises are waiting for her. Contains Dark Edward! On Hiatus!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Slow Dancing in a Burning Room by Chedea reviews
Edward returns after three years to check up on Bella and finds her a very different woman than the one he left behind. Fate entwines their lives once again, but they soon learn that time does not heal all wounds. Can Edward fix what has been broken?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,136 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10478 - Favs: 11,434 - Follows: 12,174 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Watching Her by les16 reviews
She's his Drummer Girl. She plays. She dances. She's got secrets. He watches her. If he comes out of the woods will she let him in or close the doors forever? Daily Updates. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,595 - Reviews: 4583 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lack of Color by coldplaywhore reviews
He paints; she inspires. Together they are whole, until one day they are separated, breaking him of his soul. Five years later, she's not his. Can she be again? ExB AU AH M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,320 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8237 - Favs: 5,480 - Follows: 4,132 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Image by Rason reviews
Bella Swan is America's Sweetheart. Edward Masen is a photographer for Maxim. Bella's publicist wants her to sex up her image in order to break from her good girl persona. In comes the sexy photographer that not only changes her image, but also her life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,545 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Finding Bella by Rason reviews
Edward doesn't return after leaving Bella in the forest in Forks. Eight years later, Edward discovers she lives nearby & is persuaded by his family to find her. What he sees will shock him. Can he love the person Bella has become? Lemons. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,014 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Master of Darkness by Bonesy Babe reviews
There was no rhyme or reason to our passion...our partnership. He was the lion and I was the foolish lamb that choose to love him. He was my darkness, and I relished the freedom of that dark embrace. All Human/OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,545 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Awakening by jazsqr reviews
Humanity awoke too late to find that their nightmares were very real. In the desperate fight for survival, Captain Isabella Swan has more reason than most to hate the vampire invaders. But can a certain bronze-haired vampire change her view? OOC, BxE, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 196,987 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Little Lolita by thelemonobsession reviews
Edward Cullen has always been protective of little Bella Swan. But what happens when Edward comes back from college to find his innocent little angel all grown-up? Will his obsession push him too far? Possessive/Obsessive Edward. Inspired by VN's Lolita.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,232 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
Property of Bella Swan by BellaSunshine reviews
Follow 13-year-old Bella Swan's diary over a span of several years as she navigates her first crush, first heartbreak, first kiss, first everything. Daily updates until complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 16,009 - Reviews: 1935 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love without Affection is Hate Without the Pain by NykkiLeighVampireHeart reviews
"She was using him. She knew it, but she didn't care – he let her." Damon/Elena & Jeremy/Katherine :Lemons: -COMPLETE-
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,194 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3923 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taken by sheviking reviews
Re-posted as Taken in the Night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 6813 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hunky Sugar Daddy by tinklove reviews
A simple question asked by a lonely Edward in hopes for the happiness he always wanted, answered by an unlucky Bella for the love she forever needed. All Human. ExB. Canon Couples. Lemons of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,047 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Married My Ex Boss by tinklove reviews
Bella is forced to go to Vegas with her sister-in-law to cheer up after a bad breakup. Edward, who is Bella’s ex-boss, has a meeting in Vegas. They meet, get drunk and end up married. She asks for divorce, he asks for 6 months. Canon-couples. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,271 - Reviews: 3651 - Favs: 4,041 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9411 - Favs: 8,116 - Follows: 5,673 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hey You by SydneyAlice reviews
Hey you. Yeah you. You with your long brown hair and the vintage t-shirt that's always tied at the bottom. I think you're beautiful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 188 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On the Bed by ericastwilight reviews
Edward has been trying all morning to get his neighbor's attention, at the risk of being manhandled by others. Will he finally get the woman he's been lusting after? Or will old Ms. Stanley get her paws on him? Collaborative w/kyla713
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forsaken Savior by Nina145 reviews
Episode 22/Founder's Day. Elena walks into her house after discovering her belongings are missing and finds herself in an unexpected situation with an unexpected guest. ABANDONED
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,623 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lunar Eclipse by ASHriannCHELU reviews
NEW STORY. Our love grows stronger, our friendships grow thinner, and our unseen destinies align our every move. What do you call love that is unseen, what do you call a future you'll never have, and what can you do when the one you love will never leave.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,808 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Nahuel
Beautiful Green eyes by Whispering Ember reviews
Edward visits a witch on a "hunting trip" now he has 24 hours to be human with Bella. Funny situations and Lemons are promised detailed and juicy lemons i might add X3
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Secretary, Love, and Obsession by Beautiful Blood Red Roses reviews
Edward, a prestigious lawyer, immediately falls for his new secretary, Ms. Swan. Will his new obsession make her quit before she realizes her feelings for him? AH, AU, OOC, Darkward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,920 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Stolen Moments by TKegl reviews
On the eve of her birthday – for as long as she can remember – she's dreamed of him. But the dreams fade away in the morning light, as dreams are known to do…and Bella's not sure if the love of her life…is actually a figment of her imagination. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 162 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What I Want by Savage7289 reviews
Edward's life for the past three years has lead up to this point- revenge. But he was going to have to rely on a decent amount of luck. He never expected his good luck charm to appear in the form of a beautiful, submissive PA. Want No More from EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,587 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 266 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Incubo by Roses-Fade reviews
"He was like Satan but twice as beautiful and not half as nice." Bella is changed and becomes a monster. The Cullens hand her over to the Volturi when they can no longer handle her and she meets Alec. Full summary inside. BellaxAlec.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Bella, Alec
A Month of Eternity by M. M. Kaur reviews
Is love powerful enough to see through death? Is it just love, or also the combination of obsession that leads to actions of weakness?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exiles From Delight by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. "And Bella knew that had to be the case because the strangest thing about the man was not the cracking sound that accompanied his arrival, the faux lightning, or his sudden, inexplicable appearance. It was the wings that lay underneath him..."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Colour of Love by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
She was White. I was Black. She was innocent and pure. I was her complement, cold and dark and I'd have given her my heart if I thought she wouldn't throw it back at me "If looks could kill; I didn't want to find out" EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-2 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Not So Short Second Life of Bree Tanner by Oy Angelina reviews
An alternate take on what could have been if Eclipse ended a little differently for Bree Tanner and what she might have done with her new lease on life. Features the Cullens, the Volturi, the La Push Pack and many other favorites from the Twilight Saga
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,455 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bree, Alec
Hand in Glove by windycitywonder reviews
Bella had trouble finding much else that moved her more than music. What happens when she meets her version of perfection? AU/AH. OOC. Rated M for citrus cocktails and f-bombs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,344 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8670 - Favs: 7,130 - Follows: 4,790 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pact by BellaSunshine reviews
My one-shot entry for the Fic A Pic contest. High school best friends Edward and Bella failed at being more, but made a pact: If they're still single at 30, they'll get back together. Rated T for language. Won 3rd place. Thank you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4662 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 3,635 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Simmer, Steam & Sizzle by TaraBear029 reviews
Bella is a journalist for the New York Times. Edward is a 5-star chef in the city. The once best friends drifted apart in college, but what happens when their paths cross again by chance? AU/AH - Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,383 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Elena's Choice by I-de-BadBad-Wolf reviews
Begins after the Founders Day Party from Season 1. Damon bares his soul to ELENA and what happens after. No Katherine in sight. Delena all the way...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,524 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 3,342 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Shades of Green by appletreesfall reviews
Bella Swan: 28, english teacher, can't wait to have kids. Edward Cullen: 29, piano teacher, hates kids. Bella has decided to take her life into her own hands but what happens when a one night stand with Edward results in a surprise pregnancy? M FOR LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 181,544 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Kiss My Ass by Cookie Monster 16 reviews
Bella Swan, is teased everday for not fitting in. Edward Cullen, is the popular Jock who makes her life miserable. Bella leaves only to come back years later hotter than ever. Will she forgive Edward or turn the tables and make his life a living hell. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,734 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Farmer's Daughter by ericastwilight reviews
They've been friends since the day he thought her to be an angel. Years later, he returns to where his heart always laid,in the hands of the local cherry farmer's daughter,Bella. Still as beautiful as she was at nine,he hopes to win her heart again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 148 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Remember Me by IsaKassees reviews
"If I only got one day a year, I would make it count." One secret tree, one magic sunset, one chance to make a wish. Childhood sweethearts turned penpals, they grow up together and apart, falling in like, lust and love. E B, OOC, AH, A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,534 - Reviews: 4517 - Favs: 2,653 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First Kiss by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
7 Minutes in Heaven: Sixth grader Isabella got her first kiss from the most popular high school freshman, Edward. Unfortunately Edward moved out of the USA, and it is not until ten years later that the two meet again. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Confidence Man by OhMyWord reviews
"The target is Isabella Swan, fellow graduate student. Came into a fortune when her mother died, she doesn't seem to care to do anything with it. Quiet, shy, just waiting for The One. I'll be everything she wants me to be."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,558 - Reviews: 2626 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pleasurable Torture by Mia Isabella Cullen reviews
Bella don't like Edward that much... or that's what she thinks. What happens when Edward helps her get back something she apreciates a lot? Read and find out. One-shot maybe more in the future depends on you . Some lemons...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Judging Books by Savage7289 reviews
Debutante Bella is planning to follow Dad's footsteps. A chance meeting at a stop light with a beautiful boy on a bicycle gives her a new outlook on life. Is she willing to risk living life to the fullest with this fascinating, but damaged, young man?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,164 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: The Unwanted Bride by tumblin' di reviews
Bella is coerced into marrying a dying Edward Masen during the flu outbreak of 1918. The first time Edward sees Bella, he thinks she's an angel. The next time he sees her, he is sure she's the devil. Romance, humor, little bit of angst. Lemons later...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,618 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Edward, Bella
The sound of your voice by marie0912 reviews
A boy with a passion lost moves away with his parents in a desperate attempt to cope with his deafness and meets a girl who speaks before she thinks. Forks is a place with dark secrets that slowly unveils, the kids hiding both past, present and future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,519 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
An Arrangement in Love by allthgdnmswrtkn reviews
When Bella is 15 she finds out that she is betrothed to Edward Cullen and has to leave everything she knows behind. Bella wants to marry for love not for social status, but what Bella doesnt know is that love might be where she least expects.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,750 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Lets Make A Deal by Mia Isabella Cullen reviews
Bella has a classmate that she hates and loves, but she didn't knew that until they had to make a deal: He has to pretend to be her boyfriend for a dinner with her mom, but nothing is free, what would Edward ask for? read and find out. One-shot Some lemos
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17216 - Favs: 9,452 - Follows: 4,470 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 4,077 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Mate by Carlisle's Mate reviews
Set after Bella cliff dives in New Moon. But it is Carlisle who has returned to see if Bella is okay, not Alice, and he has a secret to tell Bella that has been harbouring ever since they met… Two-shot, lemon, Carlisle/Bella pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14087 - Favs: 14,617 - Follows: 8,103 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Heart Song by Carlisle's Mate reviews
Fatally wounded by Victoria, Bella awakens as a newborn vampire. But her new senses allow her to realise that Edward is not the soulmate she thought he was, for her soul sings desperately for another Cullen entirely... Bella & Carlisle pairing. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,858 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Hide and Drink by Savage7289 reviews
Bella's blood was just too tempting to be ignored. While Edward drags her around the world, barely keeping a step ahead of his frantic family, Bella battles the monster for possession of the gentler vampire inside her captor. Rated M-violence/Mature theme
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 256,652 - Reviews: 6409 - Favs: 4,572 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Say It, Out Loud by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 157 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5643 - Favs: 6,350 - Follows: 3,697 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The short 3 way romance Bree, Diego, Riley by MeteoriteSkin reviews
Bree and Diego realize that they can go into the sun without exploding. This has brought the two very close and Bree develops strong sexual feelings towards Diego.
Short Second Life of Bree Tanner - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Bree, Diego
Beautiful Hitchhiker by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is running from home, tired and lost he saves a beautiful hitchhiker from a terrible fate. They decide to travel the road together. Unknown to them there is a trail of brutal murders left in their wake. The killer is closer than they think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,436 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 235 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hold My Peace by QuantumFizzx reviews
Bella's getting married - Will Edward finally strap on a pair and tell her how he feels?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missing Piece of the Puzzle by Mayface reviews
What do you do when you're forced into a gang, your mother abandoned you and your father doesn't care about you? Cut yourself, that's what Bella does. But what happens when teachers make her see a psychologist, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,137 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15691 - Favs: 6,772 - Follows: 3,139 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Egotistic male Vampires by Biteme4eturn-t reviews
Bella is a girl going to a all boys high class academy, she knows who the vampires in school are and they know she is a girl who will fall for smart little Bella.NO Alice, Rosaline or Esme in this story. Only Cullen Boys and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,400 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella - Complete
Never Trust Fate by newyorklovinn reviews
When Bella meets Edward at a new club opening in New York, they have instant chemistry. She decides to leave if they meet again up to fate and regrets her decision the minute she makes it. Will she ever see sexy, British Edward again? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5319 - Favs: 6,725 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Agent Provocateur by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Bella Swan thinks Edward Cullen is a lying, cheating, embezzling, murderous bastard. He might just kidnap her and prove her right. AH. ExB. M for lang & lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
One Mind, One Heart, One Love by MINDFR3AK13 reviews
This is just a one shot of what I think should have happened after the ISOBEL episode… Pure FANGBANGER SMUT! Pure Damon/Elena Feel free to review! I do enjoy reading those maine! lol
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Almost Alice by Bellum Gerere reviews
After Jacob saves Alice from being destroyed by the La Push fire, he watches her heal and eventually falls in love with her. AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,934 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Alice, Jacob - Complete
Hard Rock Life by michiegurl reviews
Bella is a Hard ass Rocker chick with a chip on her shoulder. Edward is a soul bass player, will Bella let her guard down and let Edward in? What Does stoner Emmett have to say about it? Lemons and mature language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,223 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Guard by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
On her first day in forks, fighter, bella meets the cullens and soon finds out their secret. someone notifies the voltiri who sends two guards. once in volterra bella is given a choice. join or die. will a certain guard menber help her with her jurney? MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,958 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella, Demetri
Just Thinking One Shot by AmoreBella88 reviews
I awoke in the middle of the night to his side of the bed empty. What happened next could only descibed as one of the best nights of my life. Completed lemon, AU-AH, OOC, rated M for adult lanuage and situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Soulless by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Runner Up of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Cullen Contest - "If I kill you, it's not intentional. I promise." One part of him wanted to love her. The other, darker, murderous, more lustful side of him wanted her life. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,614 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10013 - Favs: 7,379 - Follows: 6,085 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Eve, the Apple of my Eye by bethaboo reviews
The year is 1921. Esme Platt Evenson throws herself off a cliff, and Carlisle Cullen finds and changes her. Can she ever learn to forgive him for damning her for all eternity? Canon with a dash of AU. A re-envisioning of Esme and Carlisle's story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,485 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3019 - Favs: 2,670 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,435 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Four by LaViePastiche reviews
When it comes to rising to a challenge, I never cease to amaze myself. Inside, find four thought-provoking drabbles that took only three months to complete. You know what they say: FOUR OUT OF TWENTY-FIVE AIN'T BAD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010
The Anatomy Lesson by kimpy reviews
When Edward asks Bella to help him study for a test, she has no idea that it is a hands-on learning experience.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Five Times Edward Almost Proposed&One Time He Did by flute-genevive reviews
The five times when Edward nearly begged Bella to marry him, and the one time he actually asked. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
Visiting Ms Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's son has a new teacher, one that he'd love to get to know better. Gift for Quietruby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,550 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 147 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Among the Microbes by kimpy reviews
Can a lab geek ever find the woman of his dreams? Well, he may be able to find her, but can he convince her to go on a date? Dr. Cullen does his very best to win over Dr. Swan's heart. Gigglesnort Awards Judge's Choice Winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Highest Bidder by Saiyachick reviews
Married vineyard owner Edward didn’t exactly know what he was getting into when he agreed to be part of his sister Alice’s charity benefit. Can he survive being auctioned off for a date with the highest bidder? Bidella/Wineward-:-Response to Haiti Relief
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The trials and tribulations of tainted tweets by lobsters4ever1 reviews
Twitter can make so many lives easier …or so Bella thought. Entry for the FML contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,915 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pasties and Princes by gangsterdorothy reviews
Drunk, naked, stuck outside a hotel room. Never a good thing. An FML One Shot Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time After Time by Makkitotosimew reviews
When she fell, he would catch her, he was always waiting... but what happens when "Time After Time" goes back to simply being a song? ExB coz that's what my brain favors in writing; rated M coz no one reads T fics these days.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Going Home by shalu reviews
Hastily needing to get out of town, Alice offers the contents of her wallet to the cab driver to get her as far away as possible. Where will they end up? 2ND-PLACE WINNER of the "To Go Amongst Mad People" contest. **TO BE CONTINUED**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Pretty In Pink Chucks by Twi-High Anonymous Challenge reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends. They share the ups and downs of their Senior year together with the realization that this is their last time for many things. Is it all that they hoped for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,265 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Extra Credit Weekends by Twi-High Anonymous Challenge reviews
Edward convinces Bella, his Honors Bio lab partner to help him with an extra credit project that will help him with his med-school aspirations. Agreeing, she soon finds her time taken over by her gorgeous and ambitious classmate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sleeper in a Clone Suit by annanabanana reviews
...His eyes seemed to hold secrets, and I silently wished his hair were a true reflection of him. Beautiful, surreal, barely-tamed and begging to be released." AH, AU ExB Entry for the Tattward & Inkella contest. rated M for bad words and lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Best Game Ever by Twi-High Anonymous Challenge reviews
Who didn’t love slumber parties and Truth or Dare in high school? A little girl talk, some playful deception, and a few insistent friends force Bella and Edward to confront their mutual infatuation. Exactly how far will this game go?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Twisting Hearts by jfryman reviews
Bella lives a secluded live with her parents in Forks. Jacob rescues her from her over-bearing mother and father and they fall madly in love, but is it enough when she leaves for college and meets Alice and her twin brother Edward? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Publicity Romance by xvampiree reviews
TEMPORARY HIATUS. Bella Swan, lingerie supermodel and Edward Cullen, singer/songwriter agree to a publicity relationship. Problem is they both hate and love each other...better then it sounds. M for language & lemons, Canon Couples AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,102 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
In That Moment by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
As Jake pulled the veil over my head my eyes snapped open, half wanting to see a different pair of eyes staring back at me. A golden honey coloured pair of eyes.. because no matter how much Jake may love me, I could never properly love him back.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella
The Christmas Surprise by Nollie Marie reviews
Dr. Masen would much rather be drinking at the party but instead he's playing Santa Claus. Things beginning to look up when a beautiful nurse sits on his lap and tells him what a naughty girl she's been. AH, Holiday-Lemons, co-written with Jayeliwood
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Messed My Panties by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Contest Entry for "The Most Shitteous Craptastic Cuddlecock Crack Contest 2009". I vomited a little as I wrote this. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thank You Mike! by liveurlifecrazy reviews
Bella and Edward are both single parents. They meet one day when Edward saves Bella from being asked out by Mike. Do sparks fly between these two? Or are they destined to be just friends? AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sex Lessons by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen lacks one essential thing: Good bedroom skills. Enter Isabella Swan, hired sex-therapist-turned-teacher. In her quest to remedy his problem, will their undeniable chemistry and sexual tension affect her 100 percent success rate?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Guarding It All by Cherette reviews
Five years after Edward left, Bella finds herself in the hands of the Volturi. The thing is, she is still human. When the Cullens visit Volterra, how will they react to finding Bella working for the Volturi? Will she accept them back into her life? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 177,960 - Reviews: 2846 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Red Handed by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Jacob lives with the three Cullen guys, and invites his girlfriend Bella to move in with him. From the start, Edward doesn't approve of their relationship, though he doesn't really know why… AH. AU. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mad World by SlayerKitty00 reviews
New Moon/Eclipse AU - What if Edward was the one who save Bella after she jumped off the cliff?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,008 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3213 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss on the Neck by Lillie Cullen reviews
One-shot for Ninapolitan's Smut Mondays. Best friends Jasper and Bella are having a bad day. Bad day leads to drinking. Drinking leads to dancing. Dancing leads to a kiss on the neck. A kiss on the neck leads to...lemony fun! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Corn Maze Menace by ericastwilight reviews
Edward catches a tantalizing scent of blood in a corn maze, and he must have it. Halloween one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 120 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Flight 5107 by RockinTheOC reviews
I opened my mouth, showing off the gleaming teeth that would quickly pierce her skin. I saw them shine brightly in the window. My reflection appeared to be exactly what I was…a monster. A plane crash leaves two strangers deserted on an island. BxE, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,701 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Raging Hearts & Fighting Destinies by funkydiva1978 reviews
Isabella Swan is forced to seek out protection from the very family that abandoned her. How will the love of her life react in finding her alive and well after one hundred years of believing she was dead. My entry for Darkward Vamp Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,097 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Duty Calls by Ashley Peterkin reviews
Major Edward Cullen, and Major Bella Swan are in the Air Force. Edward will do anything to get Bella, Bella will do anything to keep him away. AH/Humor/All Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,399 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
Witch with a Capital B by HaruhixKyon reviews
All Human. OOC. Edward Cullen comes from a family notorious for psychics. So he's just the crazy Bella Swan's type. She is completely shameless, using blackmail to get his friendship. Too bad he secretly likes it. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
Figments by It'sTimeToDance reviews
She woke up strapped to a bed. And they tell her, they keep telling her, he doesn't exist. Edward doesn't exist.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Frightened by Nope sorry reviews
Bella, the independent girl on campus. Edward, the shy beautiful guy that wants a relationship. They're both shocked when they learn that they are college roommates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,170 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Beauty And The Geek! by sophyy officiallyTWItatooed reviews
Alice sets her geeky BFF Bella up with one of the hottest guys at Forks high; Edward Cullen. Will Bella and Edward hit it off or will Bella's coyness destroy all hope of her recieving male affection for the first time in her life? B&EPOV'S included ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forcibly Yours by sarahmariehudak reviews
Charlie Swan, an old family friend, passes away and Carlisle arranges a marriage for Edward and Bella, Charlie's dying wish. Their personalities immediately clash, but will they come together when she finds out his secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Cursed by cALLIEfornia BENches reviews
They're neighbors and best-selling authors. They're competitive and run in the same circles. It seems like fate is playing with them like toys with they way they're constantly pushed together. It never ends. They hate it--And they hate each other. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 149,994 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stripped by EJ Santry reviews
Entry for the Tattward & Inkella Contest. When the A/C goes out in the computer lab during Summer Quarter, things begin to heat up as the students begin to strip to get comfortable. What lies underneath might cause them to combust. AH. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Get Back Home by LaViePastiche reviews
After a difficult breakup leaves Bella a shell of herself, her best friend helps her find her way back. One-shot. My entry for the Love Through Lemons contest. AU/AH Rated M for...lemon, duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Renesmee's Choice by emmettroselover reviews
Beginning of the Choice Series. As Renesmee matures, she becomes curious about her connection with Jacob and his past with her family. As secrets unfold, she must choose between the man that has been there her entire life and an old friend who saved her. Renesmee, Jacob, Nahuel, Edward/Bella,Rosalie/Emmett,Alice/Jasper,Carlisle/Esme, Seth, Leah and more! Post-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,266 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Nahuel - Complete
Disorientated by Twilight to Midnight reviews
What do you give a billionaire for his birthday? Alice and the gang have the perfect idea and it's going to knock Edward Cullen off his gorgeous feet - the story of how Bella Swan ended up being Edward Cullen's unwitting birthday present. AU. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11602 - Favs: 8,372 - Follows: 2,511 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nothing Left to Lose by SarahJayneFics reviews
Edward Cullen made Bella Swan’s life a living hell from age ten to twelve. Finally fed up with the torment and teasing, she moved to Phoenix. Now she’s seventeen, beautiful, has a new sense of confidence, and is back in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,850 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Forbidden Romance by edwardlovesbellaforever reviews
After returning home from college, Edward embarks on a passionate affair with his father's girlfriend who just so happens to be the same age as him. AU All human EB! OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,343 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eye of the Storm by outsetislander reviews
In a twisted future, the innocent suffer at the hands of wicked king Aro. Edward the ex-crown prince in hiding is cursed with the ancient Eye of Vires.With the power to see lifespans, can Edward accept the wavering death of the powerful halfvamp he loves?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5224 - Favs: 4,577 - Follows: 4,103 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Bet Against Fate by skinnylovex reviews
Bella & Edward have been the best of friends despite their personality differences. Being the thoughtful friend she is, Bella needs to get Edward laid to get him to stop brooding. Who better to help him with that then his BFF? Human/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Their Singer by SarahJayneFics reviews
In Twilight, Edward told Bella that if her blood sang to James like it had to Edward, it would've meant a fight right there in the field. What if this was the case? Follow Bella as she is kidnapped and turned by James, as the Cullens fight to get her back
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,406 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, James - Complete
False Pretense by Brooklynn10 reviews
Bella Cullen is cheating on her husband, Edward. What happens when her tempermental husband finds out and wants to show Bella what she will be missing? LEMON one-shot, OOC, AU, and AH. Second lemon in my "path to becoming better at making lemonade."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Landing Zone by HaileyCherie reviews
Edward Cullen blames scientist Isabella Swan for getting them stranded on a remote island. But hell, Edward can improvise, adapt, and overcome...as long as Bella stops driving him wild...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,661 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 452 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tutor for the Queen by Brooklynn10 reviews
Lady Isabella is married to King Jacob, the only problem? Here's a hint: it's in the bedroom. So King Jacob hires Edward Cullen, a sexual tutor to help Bella learn the ways to really pleasure a man. Trying to better my writing on lemons. one-shot AU AH OO
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU.When he was changed, Carlisle left behind a little girl. Bella shows up 300 years later and ends up finding a little more than a happy reunion with her father when she meets Edward. Can he deal with someone wanting his baby girl? ExB please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,287 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Things by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU AH. After the violent death of her mother and Phil, Bella goes to live with Charlie. There she meets Edward who has a challenge for her when she learns of a little surprise, smile once a day until you mean it. Will his love be enough to save her? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 8,670 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Play With Fire & It's Gonna Burn You by Mezzanottex3 reviews
ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 201 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beauty and the Geek by Emmeline Rose reviews
Edward Cullen is your average high school geek, the complete opposite from the popular Bella Swan and her friends Alice and Rosalie. Will Bella become the down-to-earth girl she had once been after Edward decides to change? All human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,935 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Death Wish by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
The ideas listed in this document are not to be done with the intent of annoying Edward Cullen. Do these things only if you wish to be KILLED by Edward Cullen. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Edward
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
A Little Bit of Love by ebtwisty9 reviews
A selfish prince turned into a vampire as punishment, a charming girl full of life and kindness. When fate brings the two together, love sparks and a hope for salvation is born. ExB, Beauty and the Beast crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Lines by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella reads Edward's palm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete