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OMG!~ It's me, Vampy! I've been totally re-VAMPED ( pun intended? )

Yes, I will try to continue my very smawsome ( I love making up new words >w> ) Buso Renkin FF but I will also be looking to write a Junjou Romantica one too!~ ( Persona? )

Believe me when I say that I'll be doing just enough "drugs" ( >:3 YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME COPPERS!!!!!!! /insanity ) to make decently funny if not hilarious FF's.

I won't promise that I'll be reading many FanFictions ( maybe more over the summer? ), nor can I promise that I'll be writing much FanFiction ( I mean, overall :p ) BUT I WILL DO SOMETHING BECAUSE THIS ACCOUNT WASN'T FOR NOTHING D:

So if you'd like to witness ( or should I say "read"? ) the crackpotness, stick around! :3


Gender: Female, duh?

Age: Old Enough, mofo. >:3

LUVLUVLUV: Anime, Manga, Photography, writing, cake >:D, yaoi, Supernatural, parodies, nature ;P

HATEHATEHATE: Fresh carrots ( wtf?! ), posers, Kirkland ( Costco ) Rotisserie chicken, spiders 3:

Currently Working on: Kuroshitsuji fanfic ( which can soon be found on my separate account NeutronStarsCollide ), my Buso Renkin fanfic ( might get dropped? ), and probably something else because I'm always watching crap ;P

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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Or are planning to do any of these things!


My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try to be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

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