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I don't know what to say bout myself so i'm just going to put random stuff i found around fanfiction .net that i found funny =D

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe anymore. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

1. Your real name: jaye

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): jaxey

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): jayizlle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): red fox

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): vivienne burmarrad

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): staja

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Purple Dr. Pepper

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): anne james

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets):black tabby

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

If life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!!

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in
God..

Racisim

A black man and white man were both in a store one day.

"Colored people should not be allowed here," the white man said to the black man. The black man turneed to him with raised eyebrows.

"Listen sir," he finally said, "when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grew up you were WHITE, when you're sick GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you're BLUE and when you die you'll be PURPLE. You have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man turned back around, and the very flustered white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racisim

Qoutes!!

~ Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

~ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

~ Never mess with a guy wearing make-up. They mean business.

~ It’s a control freak thing. I wouldn’t let you understand.

~I have PMS and a gun. EXCUSE ME. You were saying?

~I can go from chick to BITCH in 3.5 seconds!

~It's been lovely, but I have to SCREAM now.

~Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

~You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

~You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same

~Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.

10 COMMANDMENTS OF A TEENAGER

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper!)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "Just do it")

I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave them in the middle!)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them, and watch the fun...)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandparents have more money!)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and it's a lot more fun!)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

i speak fluent sarcasm.

are yhu stoned
or just stupid.!

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

I do not deny everything!

Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

I do not deny everything!

Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Don't take life to serously, no one gets out alive anyway

Life's tough...Get a helmet

I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black you can die and I can live forever!

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

My VAMPIRE can beat up your WEREWOLF!!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Is That It??!!.'

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Something else that i laughed at :D

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)

Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it all. And then some you don't want. -Daughtry

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.

Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

I can resist anything but temptation.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

One day we're going to look back at this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

Funny !!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz -- does it count if you're born blond but your hair slowly turns brown?
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker-- could possibly be true!! Kellan Lutz!
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mum
So I had a sprite instead.The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mum
Something I expected least.And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mum , his voice seems far away.As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mum !'
So I love you and good-bye.

I felt proud of myself,

I made a healthy choice,

I got into my car,

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

My own blood's all around me,

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

So why do people do it, Mum

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mum

I wish that you could hold me Mum

(Copy and Paste this if you hate drinking and driving)

Female Comebacks

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes thats why I don't go there anymore

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: But would you stay there?

All the good ones are either gay, married, taken, or anime characters.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Trust your instincts and listen to your friends, because they may be right when you don't want them to be.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive.

When life gives you lemons make orange juice and stand back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.

If someone asks me "Why?" I say, "Why not."

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it takes only 4 muscles to punch them.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian and Bi friends, please repost this into your profile:

This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and
Russell Henderson lead him to a remote area east of Laramie where they
demonstrated unimaginable acts of hate. Matthew was tied to a split-rail
fence where he was beaten and left to die in the cold of the night. Almost
18 hours later he was found by a cyclist who initially mistook him for a
scarecrow. Matthew died on October 12 at 12:53 am at a hospital in Fort
Collins, Colorado. KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS GAY!


I..

Like black.

Hate pink.

Don't beleive in preemo's. (Prep+Emo=Preemo)

Love playing Bioshock 1 and 2 for entertainment and stress releif. (Yup. Killin' splicers is now a habit -_-)

Hate all cheerleaders. (Their short skirts make me want to barf, sorry if your a cheer leader -_-")

Like wearing rings.

Would die with out my music.

Don't trust easily.

Fall in love too easy and then try to distance my self from most others to protect myself. (My friends don't let me have my emo time -_- Apparently'I'm not allowed to be depressed')

Would kill a real, living person if it wasn't illegal, only if they did something to me first.

Hate people. (Crowds, dances, partys, anything social I hate going to. I do kinda like people, but it depends on the person. Mosto f the time I feel uncomfortable around people, expecialy people I don't know. I'm normally only comfortable around my friends and family.)

Would rather drop dead then wear a skirt/dress in front of any one freom my school.

Hate most of the population of my school except for my friends, a couple teachers, and a very select few others

Love watching anime on YouTube, and reading Fanfiction

- lunakatrina's "So Sue Me":

Harry slouched down in his seat and continued to stare at the stuttering man who was apparently supposed to teach something… Harry found that premise to be highly comical.

“I-I am-m-m Pro,” he paused to clear his throat, “Profes-ss-s-fess-or-or K-S-Qu-S-K-Quirrel.”

“Wow,” Harry muttered, not believing anyone would have such a sucky last name. “That really sucks, in fact, that last name sucks so hard I can’t even make fun of it.”

Hermione turned to glare at him.

“That was sincere,” Harry informed her dryly. “I mean, what kind of last name is that? God must hate his family.”

The teacher began to stutter his way through the roll, and Harry decided that despite the fact the man had a sucky last name and a speech impediment; he had to find some way to get the good professor back for taking so long to get through a list of students. He then decided the best way to do that would be to give himself a really, really long name and make the man suffer through pronouncing it and remembering it correctly…

“Har-arry Wi-wiz-ard.”

“No,” Harry proclaimed, “I demand to be called by my full name!” He stood up on his chair and continued, “I am Harry ‘the fantastic and majestic warrior of the northern highlands surrounding the fantastic structure normally known as the school of Hogwarts...descendant of Merlin, and leader and savior of the idiots that somehow managed to gain control of my life’ Wizard...the ninth!”

Absolute silence.

The hell…?” Golden Sheen muttered loudly, breaking the beautiful silence that Harry had created and reveled in for the moment it was alive.

"Who was the eighth?" Boot asked, his eyebrows raised, but he was grinning at Harry’s antics.

Harry gave him an odd look, as if it was perfectly obvious. "I'm just so great that I count for all incarnations. I've had nine lives so far. Who wants me to try for ten? I bet Hermione does, for as my self-proclaimed friend, which should honestly tell all of us something about her mental state, she wants me to succeed! Right, Hermione ‘the friend of “Harry ‘the fantastic and majestic warrior of the northern highlands surrounding the extraordinary structure normally known as the school of Hogwarts...descendant of Merlin, and leader and savior of the idiots that somehow managed to gain control of my life’ Wizard...the ninth” Gramper… or whatever your last name was."

She glared, and Harry smiled broadly back at her.

“Just out of curiosity,” Hermione demanded, “how do you know you’re a descendant of Merlin?”

“Please,” Harry said, rolling his eyes, “with all this interbreeding, who really knows? For all we know, I could be one of the four founders’ cousins.”

Harry nodded to all his classmates, and then a thought hit him. “Which is why…”

He smirked and looked around, very pleased, at his classmates. “I should have my own cult!”


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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Help Bunny achieve World Domination by copying this into your profile!


favorite quotes

1. "Sisters are like slinkies, completely useless, yet it's so amusing to push them down stairs."--Unknown

2. You! Off my planet!

3. "When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."--Unknown

4. How do I set my laser printer to stun?

5. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

6. Warning: Dates on calender are closer than they appear

7. Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

8. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives (or electricity).

9. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Samuel Levenson

10. The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

11. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde

12. With friends like these, I hope my enemies have a spare bedroom.

13. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

14. I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and stare at it forever.

15. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

16. It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

17. Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

18. That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

19. This is not something to be tossed away lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

20. When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head.

21. I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, that makes me perfect.

22. I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

23. EXCUSE ME!! I have PMS and a gun...You were saying?

24. Like Daddy always said: If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit!

25. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

26. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

27. Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.

28. Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning 'to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet'. - Robin Williams

29. Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to. - Fuji Shusuke, Prince of Tennis

30. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one.

31. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

32. When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in the eyes of your enemies.

33. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then, sit back and watch the whole world wonder how the hell you DID that.

34. I don't fight with idiots; they bring me to their level then beat me with experience.

35. What!! Is it so wrong to be attracted to the guys who want to destroy mankind?!

36. Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.

37. I'm just here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm out of bubble gum. - Seto Kaiba

38. Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege.

39. When life gives you lemons, read them and drool.

40. I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal.

41. There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I think you crossed the line a few miles back.

42. Roses are red, violets are black, please go to hell, and never come back.

43. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall out of a window...I laugh.

44. You STFU and I kick your ass. It's the law of equivalent exchange...bitch.

45. I'd explain it to you, but you're brains would explode.

46. I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

47. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

48. My reality check bounced.

49. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill.

50. Heaven won't take me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. - is it just me, or can I see this coming from/happening to Hiruma(ES21)?

51. The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

52. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match it for me at kick boxing.

53. I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

54. "One should never come between a Saiyajin and food. You'll accomplish nothing, and the Saiyajin might become homicidal." - Shin, DBZ

55. "I don't date vampires, I kill them." Anita Blake - Guilty Pleasures

56. "Can I still be the scourge of vampire kind while I'm sleeping with the head bloodsucker? You bet." Anita Blake - the Killing Dance

57. "There is nothing like ruining the calm of a hundred-year-old vampire to boost a girl's morale." Anita Blake

58. "Murphy's law is the only true dependable thing in my life most of the time." Anita Blake

59. "No one was shooting at me yet. I was encouraged by that." - Anita Blake

60. "Paranoia is just another word for longevity." - Anita Blake

61. Anita: "Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" Jean-Claude: "I am over two hundred." Anita: "I rest my case."

62. "We might shoot each other one fine day, but we'd never sleep together. He was more interested in the fresh burn than my breasts." Anita on Edward

63. "Most women complain that there are no single straight men left. I'd just like to meet one that's human." Anita - Circus of the Damned

64. "Never take your eyes off the vampire in front of you to glance at the werewolf behind you. One problem at a time." Anita Blake

65. "The vampires call me the Executioner, but they call Edward Death. After all, I'd never used a flamethrower on them." Anita Blake

66. "You don't volunteer to slugfests with vampires. It shortens your life expectancy." Anita Blake

67. Anita: "You irritating son of a bitch." Jean-Claude: "Ah, ma petite, how can I resist you when you whisper such sweet endearments to me?"

68. "I never forgave anyone for anything. A character flaw to be sure, but hell, everyone's got to have one."

69. "Killing I understand. Relationships confuse me."

70. "I'm your bodyguard. If you die under my protection the other bodyguards will make fun of me." Edward to Anita

71. Simon: "I hope that monster guts you, bitch." Anita: "Thats Ms. Bitch to you."

72. "Once you get me angry I usually stay there. I enjoy my anger, it's the only hobby I have."

73. Gabrielle: "I'm looking for my best friend. Maybe you've seen her? Six feet tall, dark hair, lots of leather, fights like the Harpies in a bad mood? Her name's Xena."

74. Either find a way or make one.

75. The most dangerous enemy is that which no one fears. - Angels & Demons

76. Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

77. The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance. - Socrates

78. Executing a plan takes one part patience, one part strategy, and two parts dumb luck. - Unknown

79. Now don't you stand for that! If somebody tries to kill you, you try and kill 'em right back! - Firefly

80. Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? - Abraham Lincoln

81. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something - Unknown

82. This is the crack team that foils my every plot?! I am deeply ashamed. - Spike, BtVS

83. When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football...or slam a revolving door. - Anonymous

84. Normal is just a setting on your dryer.

85. Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humor.

86. Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.

87. Good girls always fall for the bad boys - even if they don't admit it.

88. "Your halo's falling down." - fanfic unknown, Uzumaki Naruto to Hyuuga Neiji

89. To think I'm going to die because I flirt with women. - Miroku, IY

90. Three things can not be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

91. He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

92. Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain.

93. Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain.

94. You may have created my past, and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future. - David Klass

95. If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, bribe them. If you can't bribe them, blackmail them. - Unknown(but would Hiruma say it?)

96. "Oh, look. A mini-Itachi." - Whisper about Sasuke, Foxchild

97. Rule #9: When faced with the unknown, go with your instincts. Xander: "You don't know how to kill this thing?" Buffy: "I thought I might try violence." Xander: "Solid call."

98. It's impossible to make any plan foolproof because fools are so ingenious. - one of Murphy's many laws.

99. Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk. - Andy Gibbs

100. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver - and a lot more accessible.

101. I'm out of bed and dressed! What more do you want?

102. I'm out of my mind. Please leave a message.

103. People say I've lost my mind. I haven't - I saved it on a back-up disk!...Somewhere.

104. I've been given sugar! Use this time to prepare for the end of the world!

105. Welcome Strangers, you must be cold//Stay a while, the day grows old//Be not afraid, no dangers near//Just recall, we're all mad here.

106. Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.

107. My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. - Douglas Adams

108. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long someone stands there picking locks, they are always locking three. - Elayne Boosler

109. The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

110. "You smell of other people's blood, ma petite." I smiled at him, sweetly. "It was no one you knew." Anita Blake.

111. Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was there would be a hell of a population drop. - Anita Blake

112. I wanted to wipe the grin off his face with a fist. I resisted the urge. Who says I have no self-control? - Anita Blake

113. Curiosity killed the cat. Here's to hoping it didn't do the same for animators. - Anita Blake

187. "If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them."

188. "God gave them a penis and a brain but not enough blood to use both at the same time..."

189. "Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

190. "Who cannot understand your silence, cannot understand your words."

211. I put everything together in a pan and started to actually cook the meat, "Can you throw one of those advertisements on my dresser when you get the chance?"

"Sure, why not," I heard her get up again and walk down the hall.

She returned a minute later a started to set table, "When'll the food be ready?"

"In a half hour relax."

"Well, I'm hungry."

"What do you want me to do? Serve the meat rare?"

"Would it kill you?"

"It's not me I'm worried about."

"So what? You're saying if you ate the meat rare it wouldn't affect you either way, but if I ate it, I'd probably get sick?"

"Perceptive aren't you?"

"Wise ass."

"Why, thank you."

"Do you enjoy torturing me?"

"If I said yes would you be mad?"

"Yes."

"No."

"Are you lying to me?"

"Yes."

"Augh! You are the most infuriating man I have ever met!"

"Thank you. I take pride in my work."

"I don't like you right now."

"Never said you had to like me."

"You know I can throw you out of this house anytime I want?"

"Yes."

"So why do you torture me?"

"Because if you threw me out of the house you would need to find another housemate."

"Good point."

"Plus, I doubt you'd find another housemate as good looking as me."

"(Sigh) Just when you think he wouldn't say anything..."

"Do you disagree with my comment?"

"No."

"Then what in seven hells is your problem?"

"The fact that you're usually always right."

"You act like I should care."

"You should."

"I don't."

"Fuck you."

"Maybe later." - Ranma & Sasha, from Misunderstanding Scars, R1/2

213. Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!

How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at cars. See if they slow down.

3. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

4. Put a trashcan on your desk and label it 'IN.'

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks, and when everyone is over his/her caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with,"...in accordance with the prophecy."

7. Don't use punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip instead of walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are, and then laugh hysterically when they answer.

10. Specify your drive-thru order as 'to go.'

11. Sing along at the opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friend you can't come to their party because you don't feel like it.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream," I WON! I WON! I WON! Third time this week!!"

16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling,” Run for your lives! They're loose!"

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You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Paterson is hot
I say Rupert Grint is HOTTER!
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that’s Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY!

In Remembrance:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,
In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.


This one is to funny!

40 Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".


WAITER! There appears to be a drought in my glass... -Unknown-

Every time I go to the doctors I get a jacket, a strait one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself! -Quiz-

I want to die sleeping peacefully, - like my grandma; not screaming with horror, - like those, who were as passangers in her car... -Unknown-

The Soviet propaganda ministry ordered 10 million condoms from an American manufacturer, all 16" long and 3" in diameter. The American manufacturer filled the order, sending the merchandise in boxes marked 'medium'. -Unknown-

Sure, your guilt might force you to vote Democrat, but secretly deep down inside you long for the Republicans to lower your taxes, ignore the poor, brutalize prisoners, dictate what goes on in your bedrooms and rule you with an iron fist. -Sideshow Bob-

A friend is someone who will help you move; A good friend is someone who will help you move a body. -Unknown-

I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it. -Unknown-

If at first you don't succeed, well, so much for skydiving. -Victor O'Reilly-

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. -Kin Hubbard-

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -Art Hoppe-

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the guy next to you. -Unknown-

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. -Unknown-

A Bus Station is where buses stop. A Train Station is where trains stop. On my desk, there is a Work Station. -Jojn-

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. -Aaron Machado-

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. -Unknown-

Jesus died to forgive our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? -Jules Feiffer-

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes. -Unknown-

I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe. -Jack Handy-

If you don't pray in my school, I won't think in your church. -Unknown-

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. -Mae West-

I wasn't kidding. I do have a test today. It's on European Socialism. What's the big deal? I'm not European. I don't plan on becoming European. So why should I care if they're socialists? They could be facist, anarchist pigs. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't have a car. -Ferris Bueller-

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. -Unknown-

After the meek inherit the earth, I think we should just kick their butts and take it from them. -Jim Rosenburg-

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan, attorney-

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. -Unknown-

PRESENTED IN: DOUBLE VISION! (Only where drunk) -Futurama-

Insanity is not a disease. It's a life choice. -Me-

Do the world a favor and drink a bullet... -Bit on Comedy Central-

I can't tell what I like better... School or prison... Ah... But I repeat myself... -Me-

I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconsious. -Unknown-

One day, two polititions walked into a building... Wouldn't you think that at LEAST one of them would have seen it? -Me-

Accept that some days you're the pidgeon, and some days you're the statue... -Unknown-

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -Unknown-

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. -Unknown-

Someday... we'll look back on all of this and plow into a parked car... -Me-

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable aplication of high explosives. -Unknown-

Drive Defensively. Buy a tank. -Unknown-

Don't hate yourself in the morning... Sleep till noon! -Unknown-

Good news is just lifes way of throwing you off balance. -Me-

God didn't create the world in seven says... He messed around for six days and pulled an all-nighter. -Unknown-

People should be required to get a governemnt tested permit before being allowed to reproduce. -Me-

Smoke dynamite... It'll really blow your mind. -Unknown-

The three words women hate to hear when having sex: "Honey. I'm home!" -Unknown-

History is like God... Made up and useless... -Me-

Some days you're the bug and some days you're the windshield... -Unknown-

My death will not be the end of anything. It will be the beginning of something great... Like the take over and re-surfacing of hell... -Me-

When in doubt, say 'whee'... -Me-

This is not a suitable replacement for human interaction... -Futurama-

That's like working with portapotties, you know you're just gonna catch crap all day. -Bill Engvall-

That's a rare thing in the world... That's like finding Jesus and he's pissin' in the bushes. -Branden Hart-

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some really good ideas. -Pin-

That duck looks dead... Oh wait, that's a rock. -Unknown-

Random Person After I Poked Them: "Why must you!!" Me: "Because I have a disease." Them: "Oh dear! I'm sorry.. what do you have?" Me:"Boredouttamymind-itis..."

I'm about to fall into a semi-comatic hallucinatory state of mind, of which I will be residing in for an indeterminable amount of time... this is also known as sleep. -Kupo Ikari-


If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

95 percent of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. I am one of the 5 percent who brought popcorn and invited friends while yelling "JUMP BITCH JUMP!! !!


You say Twilight I say Harry Potter
You say vampires I say Wizards
You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black
You say Sam Uley I say Remus Lupin
You say Team Edward I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison I'll say 'is Cedric Diggory'
You think Bella and Edward is the Perfect dream couple? I think thats Lily and James
You say Edward I'll say Harry, now SHUT UP! Copy/Paste this if you agree that Harry Rules!

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The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight:

1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon.

2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.

3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that.

4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.

5. Author Stephanie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.

6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.

7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.

8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.

9. . When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.

10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.

11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you.


"Kill one and you are a murderer, kill millions and you are a conqueror, kill all and you are god" - Adolf Hitler

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Different Beginnings by Starian NightZz reviews
FemHarry. What if Hilda Potter ran away from her relatives at the age of five, and disappeared from the Ministry's sights ever since? Now, seven years later, the Girl-Who-Lived is back, yet she is more dangerous. Side with Voldemort-fic. Cedric/FemHarry
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You're my Density by robst reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
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The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
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Fork It Over by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
Little vampire Harry, along with his Sire Demetri, are about to really shake things up in Forks. Oh the adventures Harry will have.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,775 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 3,415 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harry P., Demetri - Complete
Strings of Fate by Knife Hand reviews
Being raised only by his Aunt, Harry comes to Hogwarts not only knowing about the Wizarding World, but with a kind of training no one at the school is expecting. Chapter 25 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,306 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 3,908 - Follows: 5,494 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Susan B.
The Rise of the Drackens by StarLight Massacre reviews
Harry comes into a very unexpected inheritance. He is a creature both rare and very dangerous, a creature that is black listed by the British Ministry. So now he must avoid detection at all costs, whilst choosing his life partners and dealing with impending pregnancy at just sixteen. With danger coming not just from the Ministry but even other creatures, what was he supposed to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 103 - Words: 1,054,707 - Reviews: 13196 - Favs: 4,875 - Follows: 4,672 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 4/14/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z., OC]
The Perfect Lord: Harry James Potter by datewithdestiny reviews
Ravenclaw!Harry. His journey from the very start with the Dursleys till the end of the second war.Harry will lead the war his way. He is no one's puppet.Powerful,Ambitious,Intelligent & Political,ruthless to enemies and loyal to
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,637 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Harry P.
The Beguile and Devotion of a Black Heir by StarLight Massacre reviews
A chance meeting for Harry sets him on a path he wasn't meant to travel. With his eyes opened, he struggles to control the furious anger after finding all of the lies and hidden agendas. A sudden adoption and unlikely allies work to split him from Dumbledore. With two Lordships and a betrothal, how will the world react to Lord Potter-Black when he refuses to fight in their war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 220,576 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 4,498 - Follows: 5,359 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Harry P., Rabastan L.] Draco M., Lucius M.
Remaking Destiny by Lady Laran reviews
Lily and James weren't as blind as most people might have thought and made plans for their only son and heir. This is their story and his.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,986 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 2,409 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Callidora B., Harry P., Sirius B.
Forbidden Fruit by Anastasia DeSilva reviews
AS is Gail's niece & Gail works for il is with Taylor & together they'll protect AS from is too stubborn and befriends SM comes as a shock to puts a stop but CG pursues her.T&G will protect her but we know CG gets what he wants.How will he get AS with Taylor as a concrete wall?Will AS change her mind about CG?All credits to EL James.I only own the story line.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,314 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Among The Hawks And Doves by Eirenei reviews
Love lurks in the most unusual places...Huh - who would've thought that one of those places is an interrogation room? This is Slash and descriptions of gore. You were warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,328 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 3,156 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Ibiki M.
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3076 - Favs: 5,243 - Follows: 5,475 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,477 - Reviews: 3667 - Favs: 8,300 - Follows: 10,121 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Lonely Angel by CrowNoYami reviews
Having been turned at the age of 18, 118 year old Harry Potter finally decides to move on from watching over his "family" as they age. Going to a small town in Washington he meets the Cullens, and a reason for living. Slash/FemSlash/Het
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,701 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 2/29 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P., Jasper
Stranger Happenings by Felicity Dream reviews
The books happened. Then Harry decided to happen. So he did, living his life and traveling the world. Then Teddy comes into his care and he decides to settle down in Forks, somehow drawing attention even when he doesn't want it. He then proceeds to take over Forks, corrupt Bella, win over vampire kings and romancing one, and fry vampire brains. Chaos is just part of his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,705 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Harry P., Marcus] Bella
Turning Tides by slayer of destiny reviews
Harry takes charge of his own life and takes his seats on the Wizengamot with Hermione and Ron's help. He meets new people and makes some new allies, including the gorgeous, mysterious Mikhail Zabini. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,845 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 3,171 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Blast from the Past by Kjpanny Kjchristie17 reviews
A seven year old Seshoumaru ends up falling into the well. When Kagome comes across him, how will Inuyasha react when the haughty child claims Kagome as his own...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,471 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 2,691 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
The Fairy Godmother by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
The Enchantress, queen of the Fairy Realm, has decided that Harry Potter has earned a fairy godparent. Only she's a bit odd, lazy, and perverted. But she also has his best interests in mind. Harry doesn't know how to react to being able to wish for nearly anything he wants. Varix brings out his inner Slytherin which attracts some Slytherin attention! A/N:Tom,Harry,Voldemort SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,367 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort] OC
Betrayal's Touch by Kiera27 reviews
Harry/Many - He fought so hard to free them all, he lost everything, and how did they reward him? They threw him away, he would change everything, he would save everyone he loved and leave the rest of them to rot. Rating for the future.Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,812 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 4,526 - Follows: 5,197 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
A Demon Lord's Cry by Kagome Yuki Niwa reviews
His howls haunted his castle and with nothing to do, his subjects call upon Kagome to subdue their lord. Rin has died and her death causes Sesshoumaru to loose himself to his beast. While subduing the Western Lord, Kagome inadvertently binds herself to the taiyoukai, making herself Lady of the West, and suffers all the perks and downsides of being human royalty in a demonic court.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 175,634 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Harry Potter and the Return of Heritage by Jayan phoenix reviews
Sirius takes the position of Lord Black which he had ran from since a boy, with in the House of Black returns with a vengeance but also brings with them the rebirth of the House of Potter with its young heir made aware of his heritage and responsibilities. But with a Dark Lord on the rise Harry is a target more than ever, Can fifth year be worse that fourth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 289,327 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 2,437 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Even The Good Side Can Be The Wrong Side by Adaeze Mermaid reviews
Harry is raised his entire life around magic. Find out how this changes Dumbldore's plans. manipulative Dumbldore. new friends, new romance, Darker Independent Harry. Hope you like.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Harry P., OC
Acheron's Son by Adaeze Mermaid reviews
Acheron is in London where he witnesses the abuse of 4 year old Harry Potter. Acheron takes Harry and raises the young wizard. How will Harry’s life be altered? Will he find love with Ginny? or is there someone else for him? harry potter/ dark-hunters
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,931 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 11/3/2008 - OC
Back in Black by sakurademonalchemist reviews
He was sick of being lied to and sick of them. So he makes a deal with Death himself to get a second chance, all so he could finally feel love. But Death has other plans for his 'Master', and he intends to see that the two bickering children known as Lucifer and Micheal never have their fight. Can Dean recover his former status as Master of Death, or will he lose everything?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 107,846 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Harry P., Dean W., Sam W.
The Sanctuary by HuskyWalker reviews
After losing everything and on the run, Harry will do anything to keep Teddy safe, even if it means to travel back in time. He hadn't counted on their family growing, but Dark Lords, noisy old wizards, werewolves and much more keep uprooting his peace. Slash. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,506 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 3,919 - Follows: 5,096 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Severus S., Teddy L.
If You Are Dead or Still Alive by Jaygrl22 reviews
Jennive Thompson sneaks out for fun, & maybe a beer or two. Never for drugs. Sadly, no one believes her over that greedy, scheming Jane. She's taken off her medication and sent to live with her Aunt & Uncle as punishment. That's when she meets him. Quietly suffering from Paranoia, she's used to having some crazy in her life. But this is downright NUTS! (Gregory Sackville-Bagg/OC)
Little Vampire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,342 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 1/13/2010 - [Gregory S., OC]
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 10,336 - Follows: 4,024 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Bound in Servitude by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Tied to a tombstone, being tortured by Voldemort. Harry wanted it to end. His mind, his soul cried for someone, anyone to help him. He hadn't expected for someone to actually answer. Now he will learn the truth about the Potter bloodline and prepare himself for the war that is at their doorstep. However, unlike what he had thought, he won't be facing what is coming on his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 79,723 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 4,048 - Follows: 4,432 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Harry P., OC
Long Vacation by Yum2 reviews
[ItaNaru] After being ditched by his fiancée on the day of his marriage, Naruto crashes into a bar to drown himself out. And what about the unknown person who wants to share his house now? First Chapter based on the japanese Drama Long Vacation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,176 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Fifty Shades of Fate by shandy96 reviews
What if Christian had a sub at the time of his interview with Anna? How would the meeting be different and would they still be drawn together by fate if Christian didn't use his wealth and stalker tendencies?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 109 - Words: 285,920 - Reviews: 2440 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
Fate's Playground by a-little-bit-irked reviews
“Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence”. What happens when a wise man is given a second chance? - Original Time-Travel plot! kindof a kidfic with cute!Harry Snarky!Snape and twinkly-eyed!Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,311 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Albus D., Severus S.
Fifty Shades of All the Tea in China by showdog reviews
Ana said she wouldn't work for Christian's company 'for all the tea in China'. But what if Ana didn't get the publishing job and landed an internship at GEH instead? Could she work for him and be his 'more' at the same time? Set after the break up and reconciliation at the start of FSD.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 165,839 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Arcane Academy by ame3565 reviews
With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,546 - Reviews: 4031 - Favs: 6,734 - Follows: 7,104 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., OC
Fifty Shades Nanny by jaymelynn143 reviews
Christian needs a nanny for his daughter, Ana applies for the job. She falls in love with Gracie, but doesn't get a long with Christian. He seems to be trying to control her, but will his control issues break her. They do not get along at all, but will they learn they have more in common than what they thought. Can they overcome their issues for Gracie or will it destroy them.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 132,061 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,507 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
A Special Gift by rosegraceblack1 reviews
Found to betrayed by his friends and family, Harry receives a special gift, a new life in a new world. Elfling Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,439 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 5/24/2013
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 3526 - Favs: 5,837 - Follows: 6,553 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
A Shreveport Mystery by enchanted nightingale reviews
HP/Southern Vampire Mysteries. Harry was tired of all the attention he got in Europe and decided to hide. What better place to do that than Shreveport, Lousiana? He had not counted Vampires in the deal and especially not Eric Northman. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,413 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Harry P., Eric
Scattering Shadows by Saadie reviews
The first time Aaron Hotchner met Harrison Potter, all he was concerned about was whether or not Jack would be safe with him. The last thing he was expecting was to need his help to crack a series of unrelated cases - but he still doesn't know that yet. Rated M for case contents.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,973 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Harry P., A. Hotchner/Hotch
A Chance At Happiness by mochastwocents reviews
Harry had a question. Why hadn't he ever received a bank statement from Gringotts? The answer to that question opens a whole new world for Harry. He becomes a peer of the realm, a business tycoon, and develops a close friendship with a certain shy Japanese boy. *Heavy HP/Slight OHHC *Veers from HP canon after Chamber of Secrets
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,500 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 3,152 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.
Auryn by Araceil reviews
Based on esama's 'Subject of Change', no pairings yet. When Harry Potter died, he didn't expect to end up meeting a giant fox, a pervert, get changed into a girl and end up with some kid who had was capable of giving Snape the warm and fuzzies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,934 - Reviews: 4582 - Favs: 6,524 - Follows: 7,094 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
born a son of the moon by leprekan187 reviews
harry potter moves to Forks for time away from the wizarding world only to find vampires and werewolves. jacob is already a wolf. slash harry/jacob edward/bella follows twilight to an extent. HAITUS NOTE ADDED 5/6/14
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,394 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Harry P., Jacob
Another Beginning by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry defeats voldemort and ends up apparating to America fatally wounded. To end up in the hands of the Cullens - Who turn him. Back home Severus and Draco are arrested, Does he remember? does he go back to England to find out and save them? Harry starts a NEW BEGINNING for himself and Edward. SLASH EC/HP COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 87,641 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and The Ultimate Betrayal by DarkAngelsan reviews
Harry is faced with the ultimate decision. Join Voldemort and become an obedient master loving pet or have his friends suffer because he refused. Either way Harry will make the Ultimate Betrayal. This is a dark fic. HPxLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,431 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,039 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 6,168 - Follows: 6,886 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Feel of Feelings Rewrite by Falling Tenshi reviews
Thrown into Azkaban, Harry is removed two years after. Not quite the same, but not willing to be around those who put him in jail, Harry leaves for a new school. HarryOMC. SLASH MALExMALE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,280 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
XMen meet the Potters by Kileam reviews
AU-Harry needs a place to keep Teddy safe; what better place than a mutant school? Now, they just need to deal with his monthly problem...-Slash HP/Saber Wolv/Gam M-Preg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,850 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P., Sabretooth
Frey by EmeraldEyesDarkHeart reviews
Harry is broken and betrayed. The Valar bring him to Middle-Earth to sleep forever, but the dwarves find him and wake him. Years later, he is given the choice to help the Fellowship or watch them die. OOC!harry,violence,gore,betrayal notHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P.
Line of Best Fit by 0idontknow0 reviews
Harry and Draco are dating and they've got a problem. They both like the same things: bottoming and well endowed lovers. Blaise has his own problem. He likes to top but he's usually too tight a fit for his lovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,663 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Ghost in the Machine by thegenuineimitation reviews
Nothing caged, be it man or beast, stays that way forever. Slash. HP/RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,854 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Harry P., Riddick
Gaara's New Family by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Better than it sounds. SLASH. Gaara makes a wish for someone to care for him. Magic grants said wish. Enter Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor Harry James Potter. GaaSasu NaruShino KakaIru ZabuHarry HinaHaku. Up for Adoption.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,967 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Naruto's Strangeness by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Naruto has been acting a little strange since their first encounter with Zabuza, and Sakura drags Sasuke along to find out why, because Kakashi isn't helping. SasuNaru SLASH. On Hold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,121 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The White Reaper by RuneWitchSakura reviews
The Dursleys 'accidentally' kill Harry when he is six. Harry wakes up to the Elders and the Angel of Death arguing over what he should be. How will Hogwarts handle the first and only White Reaper in existence? eventual SLASH! Up for adoption.
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Cole T., Harry P. - Complete
Healer by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Instead of proving his worth to Jiraiya after Kakashi pushes him on Ebisu, Naruto ends up proving his worth to Tsunade, who decides that training this brat might not be such a bad idea. Slash. ShinoNaruto Up for Adoption.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,628 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Alphas by Extraho reviews
Harry is not who everyone thinks him to be, but no one really is though - One night he meets someone who wont change the course of his destiny, but definitely how fast he'll get there. Harry/Fenrir MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,451 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
In From the Cold by nowyouseemenowyoudont reviews
AU. Kagome is shocked to find someone not quite human lying unconscious in the snow, but that won't stop her from taking them in.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 84,059 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Harry Potter and The Apprentice of Death by Lord Claw reviews
The night Harry's parents die, the last Soul Reaper Death himself goes to collect Harry's soul only to find that he is not dead, and that he has high spirit energy. Death takes Harry under his protection, and trains him to become a Soul Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,589 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poisonous Kiss by enchanted nightingale reviews
When Harry frees Dobby, Lucius scares the house elf and the Savior is left alone with Lucius Malfoy in an encounter with unforeseen results. HP/LM. SLASH. Harry is underage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,970 - Reviews: 2330 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 3,650 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Lucius M., Harry P.
Hiding at Hogwarts by Teddylonglong reviews
After Harry's second Hogwarts year, he decides to hide at Hogwarts instead of going back to the Dursleys. However, this plan leads to unexpected realisations and consequences. Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,819 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harold James Howlett Mutant Supreme by Ravenfox Z reviews
(formerly Harry Potter X)What if Apocalypse was defeated by a super Mage named Harry Potter, how would the self proclaimed God handle that? He would travel to the past to kidnap the young Harry and turn him into a weapon of course, but he never expected Charles Xavier to come along and rescue him HP/XMenEvolution Godlike!Harry Harry/Rogue/Wanda Harem Mutant!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Rogue/Anna Marie, Scarlet Witch/Wanda M.
Fifty Shades of Revelation by amberama reviews
AU. Christian Grey is an out of control teenager known for angry outbursts and physical violence. Anastasia Steele is a quiet girl, undaunted by Christian's reputation. Christian is entranced by Ana in every way, but mostly because she touched him, and he didn't feel fear. A coming of age story between two teens with troubled pasts. Rated "M" for later chapters.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,132 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
Deliver Us from Sorrow's Hold by Epic Solemnity reviews
SM/HP: He'd tried everything to get rid of 'them', the Hallows. But they kept coming back to him, recognizing him as the one and only Master of Death. Jaded and desperate for eternal sleep, Harry immediately becomes wary of a possessive demon that could curse him further into the pits of hell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,025 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 3,275 - Follows: 3,841 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - [Harry P., Sebastian M.] Ciel P., Undertaker
The Housekeeper by enchanted nightingale reviews
Aaron Hotchner has just felt his world crumble and he needs help with Jack. That is when Harry enters the picture. HP/AH. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,942 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 3,965 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Harry P., A. Hotchner/Hotch
The Corporate Catch by Moon Mage Goddess reviews
Kagome works for her best friend, InuYasha, at his father's company. What happens when his older half-brother, Lord Sesshomaru, returns from oversea's to run the company? Will she stand for his teasing and taunts? Read to find out!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,507 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Hollow Thunder, Vital Lightning by Aariya07 reviews
Life after Voldemort is ideal and perfect for everyone except the one who made it possible. Unbelievably bored and unhappy, Harry performs a spell that will take him to an alternate universe where he can be happiest & active with Voldemort. Even he hadn't expected the outcomes or how the spell would misinterpret his desires. ::AU; slash::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 151,638 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 3,577 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 6,853 - Follows: 6,740 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 4,877 - Follows: 6,114 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Wicked by Effrijim reviews
Harry can't sleep with all the pressures from the Triwizard Tournament and discovers something... HPBCjr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,227 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., Barty C. Jr.
Deliberately forgotten by Sev'slittlesecret reviews
Harry has lost his friends, lost his love ones, and has lost an eye. In despair, he wishes to forget, and losses his memory. Taken to Japan he joins the host club, and gets swept up in the craziness of a school with too much money on their hands.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,292 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Harry P., Kyōya O.
Grooming a Taiyoukai by irgroomer reviews
What if Kagome was a dog groomer? What if Sesshomaru needed a haircut?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,563 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 84 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Between Gods and Devils by Kanna37 reviews
Forced to destroy the well to keep Naraku from it, Inuyasha swears a powerful vow invoking the kami as witnesses to Kagome to protect her always. But after Naraku's dead, he forgets what he swore on his family's honor to follow Kikyou to hell. Suddenly, Kagome's alone... so the kami decide to gift her with a very different protector, instead. 3rd B. Au/Ar July 2012.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,318 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Inutaisho, Kagome H. - Complete
Two Broken Souls Heal Together by Gloriosa Lily reviews
Harry discovers a kindred soul when he rescues a young Naruto from a mob beating him. Will Konoha be ready for a Jinchuriki trained by the savior of the Wizarding world? Slash Eventually Harry/Zabuza
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,028 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Dangerous Duel by Basill reviews
Harry and Neville move with Neville's gran to Forks to start over after the war. The two boys are vamps and soon meet up with the Cullen's. Will contain slash, don't like don't read. : Rated M just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,916 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Harry P., Jasper
Harry Potter and the Phoenix ashes by mini-mid reviews
Harry goes back to Hogwarts after a busy summer, ready for year two. He has a new Slytherin following him around and struggles to come to terms with his position as a Slytherin confidant. Malfoy is back with a new outlook on life and Severus has fallen in love. Voldemort is keeping quiet and the wizarding World is going through Changes. not slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,547 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 3,499 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., James P.
Harry Potter and The Phoenix Burning by mini-mid reviews
Harry dies at the same time as Voldemort when the killing curse backfires the second time and is sent back to Kings cross station. Now however Fawkes meets him there and sends him somewhere all together different than the Hogwarts he knows. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,010 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 4,016 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Winter's Reprieve by enchanted nightingale reviews
Summer is over. Harry is back to school and Rabastan with Voldemort. Secrets unfold, masks fall and Harry faces the consequences of his summer romance.SEQUEL TO A SUMMER ESCAPE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,171 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Rabastan L.
He's MY Best Friend by PumpkinSparks8616 reviews
Harry lived with the Dursleys until he was four when he got taken away by Remus and the recently freed Sirius who have become friends with the Malfoys. Can Draco help Harry forget his past? Will they become friends? Will it turn into more? Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,209 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Normal is Boring by Enula reviews
"Because you're the one that walked into my life and made me realize why nothing else ever worked out before." Tandre
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - André H., Tori V. - Complete
Secret Amu by Aira Song reviews
Amu's keeping a secret from the guardians and they want to know why? But when they learn the truth, bad things starts to happen. (Rewritting)
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,691 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
FINDING THE UNEXPECTED by Louisvuittonfreak reviews
The story continues from the point Ana just leaves the interview. Christian is fascinated and frustrated with meeting Ana. As for Ana, she is only annoyed as hell with him. Ana meets Luke before going home and the sparks start to fly from both sides. Can Christian stay away once he finds out Luke is now seeing Ana? What will happen when the unexpected happens?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,569 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Anastasia S.
A Night To Remember by CSAG13 reviews
Two days after the interview, Ana & Kate decide to go out to a downtown club only to be greeted by a man with grey eyes. R & R please! Rated T For language. Ana & Christian slightly OOC. Added OCs in chapters to come.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
On the Rocks: Chapter One by contrite shadow reviews
Alternative beginning to "Fifty Shades, Darker"; Ana left Christian three weeks ago and they haven't spoken since. #7651 On the Rocks; a mid-tone gray by Sherwin Williams. If you like this one, the story continues in my fic "Pebble Beach".
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 174,603 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Complete
Rewriting History by Tiro reviews
Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,886 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Sweet Shoppe by ShadyGreySteele reviews
19yr old Anastasia has a small Allergen free/Vegan bakery that is getting a good reputation in Bellevue WA. Dr. Grace Trevelyan-Grey is hosting a small gathering at her home for a colleague who specializes in Pediatric Allergy and Immunology. Anastasia caters the desserts for the 50 person event and sees a few familiar faces and one new face that she won't be able to forget.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,938 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 389 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
50 Shades Of Christmas Grey by ShadyGreySteele reviews
Kate & Elliot invite Anastasia to a small holiday party at his parents home. Christian and Anastasia bump into each other under the mistletoe and sparks fly. Enjoy!
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,850 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Christian G.
The Diary by Lady Von Oncins reviews
Wolfram finds Yuuri's diary while Yuuri is visiting Earth. Bad boy Wolfram decides to read it.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,374 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S.
Interesting Revelations by DarkenedUnderworld reviews
Hogwarts is going to get quite a few eye openers as some of Harry Potters darker secrets are revealed, whether he is willing to divulge them or not. And what do his secrets have to do with a certain blonde haired vampire? BTVS crossover. SSHP slight HP/SM
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Spike, Harry P.
Mate? by Jei Xi reviews
what happens when severus saves harry from the dursleys on the day harry starts to get his magical creature inheritance? is severus his true mate? BoyXboy, ss/hp Slashy goodness. dont like dont read. hint to readers this is aku-sensei's new account.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,005 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dead Helpful by rrenvy reviews
During the summer before his sixth year Harry meets the curious vampire Sanguini and befriends him. To cure his own boredom and to help Harry Sanguini becomes the new DADA professor as Nigel Sandman. Mild Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,487 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - [Harry P., Sanguini] - Complete
Vita Mirabilis by Sari-Damien reviews
Sequel to Cold Dusk. Leila is adjusting to life as a Cullen vampire. It means going back to school but that doesn't mean she has to like it. But it is the way of her new family and she loves them enough to try. She'll find out more about her special abilities and meet the wolves, one who has a connection with her. Doesn't mean she has to like them either. Read 1st bk 4 back story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,850 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Esme, Carlisle
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 2982 - Favs: 7,146 - Follows: 4,276 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
With the Stars as Our Witness by Systatic reviews
It started with a late night visit to the kitchens. If Harry didn't know better, he'd say that the House Elves were playing matchmaker. But, he came to realize that true Slytherins always get what they want. Blaise/Harry. HPBZ. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - [Harry P., Blaise Z.]
Apologies by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella makes contact and then a contract with the wolf pack bad boy. She wants to learn about sex and thinks he is the right guy to teach her. The more time they spend together, the more linked they seem to be against all odds, including Jake, the pack and visiting vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,044 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 2,781 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Sneaking Around Konoha by enchanted nightingale reviews
Loneliness was not for him, Harry knew that. Then he met Kakashi and he found a solution to his problem. HarryKakashi. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,435 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 3,238 - Follows: 3,456 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Magus, Grim, and Nightshade: The Sorcerer's Stone by whitetigerwolf reviews
Raised by his maternal grandfather, Erik Lehnsherr, Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts a very diffrent person. Crossover with X-Men the Movie. First in Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,067 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mother Rose by bebepantheon reviews
Rosalie had always dreamed of having a child. It was the one thing she truely regretted about being a vampire. What happens if she is drawn to the young boy who lived with the Dursley and is willing to help the boy? This is a HP xover with Twilight
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Harry P., Rosalie
A Rather Unexpected Result by TalaDentro reviews
AU Remus never met Harry. Believing all of the Potters to be dead, betrayed by a friend, he fled the Wizarding World. Sirius drags him back and something rather unexpected happens when he first lays eyes on his best friend's son. SLASH LEMON DUBCON
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
As of Yet Untitled LoTRHP xover by Mokushi Ryuu reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry is given a second chance in Middle Earth. His very presence changes the course of the future. To save all that he now holds dear, Harry will have to battle the greatest evil any world has ever seen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,531 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Harry P., Legolas
Cambion by Chrystel Malfoy-Potter reviews
Cambion, half-human and half-incubus. Generally a descendant of a Succubus or Incubus. A dark secret known only to the Potter's of the Main House. When the time is right, Harry Potter shall have his revenge. Warning: MA. More detailed warning inside THAT YOU MUST READ. No complaints shall be accepted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,781 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., OC
The KB Matrix by Twistedmind365 reviews
Harry is a nekoshin, and is accepted to the Spectrum Academy of Magic, a school for all kinds of hybrids that presents fun and weird adventures. But what happens when Harry figures out he's a submissive with 3 male mates? SLASH! Male!OC X3 /Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,050 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P., OC
Black Phoenix by Sara Blake reviews
After being killed by the one they considered a friend Harry and Hermione travel in an alternate universe with hopes for a normal life.But,as fate has it, they are now in the middle of a war with Grindelwald and eleven again! Normal is overrated anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,973 - Reviews: 3913 - Favs: 3,774 - Follows: 4,087 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Black and Bronze by FancyFay930 reviews
The war is over. All Harry wants is to find somewhere to settle down, and he choose a little muggletown named Forks,where he hope to live undisturbed. But that seems impossible when a stalking vampire claims to be his mate. Can he open up to this mysterious creature, or will he be consumed by fear from a past he wishes to forget? Slash! ON HIATUS until I figure stuff out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,763 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Edward
The Thief and the Wizard by dragonscales reviews
Summary: After Gambit is left to die in Antarctica help comes in an unexpected way. Harry Potter was on a job to retrieve an artifact from an old wizard stronghold when he ends up saving a strange man from the ice and snow. What does the future hold?
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,584 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Remy L./Gambit, Harry P.
Aeneas Fáelán: Heir of Avalon by Adaeze Mermaid reviews
Harry was not raised by the Dursley's and he is pissed at Dumbldore for binding his magic when he left him at the Dursley's. See how different he is now as Aeneas F
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,529 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010
Wading in the Surf by FindSarah reviews
JacobxOC. Aurora is your typical California girl; laid back and loves to surf. When her parents tell her they are moving to Forks, she couldn't help but grin at this new opportunity to meet new people and possible cute small town boys.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,901 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Jacob
Harry Potter and the Abraxan Flight by ForseenMystic reviews
Rewrite of Harry Potter and the Lost Inheritance. Harry gains his independence from Dumbledore and learns about his family as he prepares to fight Voldemort. AU after fifth year. Manipulative!Dumbledore. Lots of Weasley Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,132 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 2,720 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Countdown by Annaelle reviews
Set after 'André's Horrible Girl'. ONESHOT. Rated M for sexual contents. Please read - content much better than the summary.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Tori V., André H. - Complete
More Than Meets the Eye by Nayeri reviews
Harry comes to school missing one eye, and pratically mute. He is sorted into Slytherin. Severus Snape dislikes all things Potter. Can he get over his hatred to see the truth?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,126 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Pirates Life For Me by Skye-Chan 12 reviews
After he was imprisoned, Harry had given up hope of being truly free. But now, thanks to a voodoo witch and an amorous pirate captain, Harry has his freedom and a new adventure. SLASH HPJS AN:edits finished, new chapter to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,822 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 2,841 - Follows: 3,545 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Dark Legacy by enchanted nightingale reviews
Voldemort and a few of his Death Eaters arrive at Harry’s house a bit after his birthday. As they are about to attack, the Savior of the Wizarding World has a surprise for them, and mostly for a certain blond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,471 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 4,033 - Follows: 4,602 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Running by ceseabug reviews
Harry is in Occlumency lessons with Snape when it is discovered that he has been abused by the Dursleys, this is their life after that fact. Abusive!Dursleys. Nice!Snape. OOC!Snape&Harry. Language warning. Abuse toned down from original.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,792 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter, Demon King? by layania reviews
HP/KKM.Harry gets sucked into a portal to another world. He finds out that he is a demon king in this different world. Harry has always been a hero. Can he really become a demon king? Yuri Shibuya doesn't exist. Warning mild HP/Wolfram Discontinued.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,651 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Changes by FindSarah reviews
Leonora and Tony Thompson weren't exactly happy to be moving to Scotland and their vampire nightmares weren't helping until one night everything changes. I guess moving to Scotland wasn't so bad after all…or maybe I'm still wrong.
Little Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,344 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Gregory S. - Complete
Seer Unseen by Kittyfantaztico reviews
Harry is given a chance to reshape his destiny and save the world that he loves, but all gifts come with a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,503 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Bird Scene by Annaelle reviews
What if Tori started flirting with André after trying to get Robbie to talk? How would André react? Tandré one-shot!
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2011 - André H., Tori V. - Complete
Harry Potter: Healing Hands by Oruma Yar reviews
Harry, indignant over Remus Lupin's resignation at the end of his third year, has an epiphany-and channel his "saving-people-thing" differently. He wants to become a Healer. Ch-19 Confrontations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,786 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter & Loss Of Faith by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Kidnapped by Voldemort, rescued and learned he was pregnant with a vampire's child, Dumbledore wants it aborted only thing left for Harry to do was flee. After meeting Bella he goes to a place hardly on the map Forks while there he meets the Cullens. Will he survive the pregnancy? Slash mpreg EC/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 98,060 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Save me by Desperately Needing a Life reviews
Harry Potter is left by his best friends because they think he'd go dark. Harry decides to move to Forks while he works on his 4th album, he becomes a teacher in Forks high school, his best student is a vampire, and Harry happens to be his mate.HP/EC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,059 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Life Gets Better by viper93 reviews
April has a bad start in life then the Thomson family take her in, she gets dragged into a world of vampires and finds love. M for safe.
Little Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Gregory S. - Complete
Will you be my daddy? by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash, MPreg, bit AU, implied mature content; some violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,979 - Reviews: 5514 - Favs: 4,618 - Follows: 2,514 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For! by Midnight Draven reviews
Little Harry Potter desperately wishes to get away from the Dusleys and meet his parents. When Harry makes this wish he suddenly finds himself in the Marauder's Era with no knowledge of magic, his family or who he is expected to be. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Little Prince by Calico Ink reviews
At thirteen Harry is changed into a vampire, he is taken in and raised by the Volturi, adopted by Caius and Athenodora. Not Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,761 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Harry P., Caius
A meeting with the king by f.m. kit kat reviews
This is a fanfiction based on the books. Ever wonder what would have happened if Murtagh hadn't let Eragon go after their battle on the burning planes? Well, you're about to find out. Rated M for safety because I don't know where this story is goingto go
Eragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Eragon, Murtagh
The Hybrids Pain by criesbloodredtears reviews
Draco stands shocked and frightened when Harry Potter is suddenly in his den, what's even stranger is that he's staring at him with obsidian eyes. Draco/Harry Dark!Harry Harry/Fred/George Mate!Draco/George/Fred
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,916 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Shards of Silver by Luana Araceli reviews
The summer before Harry's 6th year at Hogwarts, he learns a few interesting things about his species. Hecatemus, Veela, and an All-Elemental, how will he cope when he finds out that none other than Draco Malfoy is destined to be his mate? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,839 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Champions Training by deathy-cool reviews
Re-write: GirlHarry It's the last day of Harry Potter's fourth year at Hogwarts. A plan is in the making and the three remaining Champions have decided to do what the tournament was originally for. Complete Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,273 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Harry P.
Underneath the Surface by General16 reviews
Hiding behind fabricated faces, masking the loneliness with smiles, playing a role in the name of protection... will Kakashi be the one to look underneath the underneath and see Naruto for who he really is?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,149 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 231 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Time makes a difference by deathy-cool reviews
When Harry Potter was hit with the killing curse that Halloween something different happened. A piece of him was split in two and with a magical explosion disappeared in the realms of time. In 1328 a baby is found in front of the Flamel house in France...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,884 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Harry P., Nicolas F.
Softly Falling by ebgb08 reviews
The War is over and Harry is immortal, his friends are dead, and he wants to start over, so he heads to Japan to figure out how to take over the corporations his father and Sirius left him. AU book 5,6, and 7. war ended Christmas of year 5 Harry is 15.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.
A New Addition by marksmom reviews
AR - Harry doesn't know that wizards can become pregnant. When he asks people, they react badly, so he hides it. Rated M - Mpreg, language, implied slash. Sirius and Remus alive. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,418 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
A Sense of Something Sacred by Shower Bubbles reviews
Some things are not always as they seem. Light is not always good and dark is not always evil. Harry finds out to he has been lied to and joins Voldemort in revealing Dumbledore’s lies to world. The wizarding world is in for a shock. Tom/Harry.SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,136 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Of Spring Rain and Thunder Storms by ILoveAGoodPanic reviews
"Please, help me, help us, just help my pup. I beg of you miko, in the kindness in your heart, protect my pup." the mother gasped out before handing Kagome the small pup. Only the kami can help a young girl with a newly acquired child. Sess/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
New Family, New Adventures by Tiger DeRanged reviews
Remus and his cubs near the completion of their quest, Harry and Aragorn grow closer each day, and the darkness begins to spread quicker than ever. Join our heros as new families are formed and old ones are reunited. The final chapter of my series. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,971 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Crossing Over by Feyriifie reviews
Harry goes through his magical inheritance, and ends up with something no one expected; the X-gene. He's off to america to explore his new powers; chaos and overall mayhem ensues. Warning; SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,632 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine
Rebels of Fortune by Dalek's Anonymous reviews
Harry was no one compared to his brother Daniel Potter, he ran away when he was 5 and no one cared, but he's back and now everyone wants them on there side, but he's on a side of his own, a rebels side. Discontinued. Rewritten as the Underground.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,610 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Male Veela by marciejackson reviews
Harry's life is going through a major overhaul - from changing homes to finding a family, this summer is looking to be very different from the last one. But why does he keep waking up all achy in the mornings? Long lead up to the action - set up for part4
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 65,275 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Fae Prince by Kalira777 reviews
Harry's cousin wishes him away to the Goblins, Jareth choses him as his heir, Severus has a cousin? I don't own Harry Potter or the Labyrinth.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,319 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Jareth, Harry P.
Gregory's sassy girl by Vikeeta reviews
Tony really went to Scotland nearly two months before the Attamon Comet passed by. His rocking, fan of riding sister Gala, tries to help her younger brother aid the vampires as she falls for a particular punk with sharp fangs and equally sharp wit.
Little Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Gregory S.
The Dark Lord Gave To Me by ShadeDancer reviews
Voldemort's doing everything he can to give Harry twelve special days of Christmas. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,184 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5050 - Favs: 11,384 - Follows: 12,867 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Gold, Silver and Black Magic by Miss DinD reviews
Young Harrigan, vampire prince, was tasked with a dangerous job- to negotiate a truce with Lord Voldemort, ruler of Wizarding Britain. Neither is what the other expected, but, together, their encounter will change everything. SLASH. LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Melting A Demons Heart by Volurin reviews
Once again the brainless Inuyasha got caught with the infamous Kikyo. Kagome decided she'd had enough and started to travel with a certain Demon Lord...the prophecy would begin.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,353 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Harry potter the ninja by crocket reviews
What would happen if Vernon upset an old Jappanese man. This man then finds a way of making Vernons life less than pleasant. Harry Potter just happens to be the iceing on the cake. I Now have a Beta for this story so will take longer to update.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,470 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Harry P.
It's Magic by Galadriell reviews
Harry moves to Forks two years after the Hogwarts Battle. He meets Edward. Cue Bella. Enter Jake. Enough said. Jacob/Harry slash. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,832 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
The Guardians by deathy-cool reviews
Girl Harry! Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley and Rowena Potter, three childreen ment for greatness arrived at Hogwarts only to shock the world, they are sorted in Slytherin. What will happen from there and will people trust them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,793 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Bed side manner by LoyalSlytherinForever reviews
Au/ooc Junior healer Draco Malfoy is assigned a patient under going treatment for cancer. The man is in disguise and always alone, Draco is drawn to learn more warn slash/mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,789 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lacrimosa by Araceil reviews
Takashi/Harry. Turned into a Lycan during the war, the Wizarding World turned against him when Voldemort was finished. So his bestfriend takes him to Japan to rebuild his life and blackmails him into attending a Muggle School.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,763 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.
An Unexpected Boggart by Kaona reviews
One-shot. What if Professor Lupin had let Harry have a go at the boggart in third year, and what if it turned into something that no one had expected? Coincidentally, Snape's boggart is the exact same...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chicken Pox by TwistedArcher reviews
Four year old Harry Potter gets the chicken pox. Find out what happens when Aunt Petunia takes care of him. Read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Emerald Fire: Assassin by Fantasyy-Freak reviews
He was a deadly assassin and he was just hired by the Volturi to kill Bella Swan. Slash. Riley/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Harry P., Riley
Again by kimcat reviews
Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 3,217 - Follows: 3,201 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Animal Attractions by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. Logan/Harry. Logan heals quicker than any human should and has an animalistic side he cannot repress. Harry heals quicker than any human should without magic and begins developing abilities he cannot hide. What happens when these two meet?
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,176 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Muketsu no Kyuuketsuki by na no duh reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his fourth year, Harry leaves the wizarding world. He doesn't get very far before trouble finds him in the form of painful birthday surprises, hungry vampires, and Cross Academy. Yaoi. HP/KK. MPREG. HP/Vampire Knight xover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,666 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Harry P., Kaname K.
Immortal Child by Odyssey Storm reviews
Harry awakes to a surprise. A surprise that changed his world.Will he be able to find the power within to change things back, even if it means he will forever remain an Immortal Child. And not just any child, but an elf. T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,270 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh dear again by happy-rea reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort, but after Ron and Hermione die he is reborn with all his memories as Merlin, what happens when he learns he is THAT Merlin and he goes to Camelot, who does he meet and how do people react when Voldemort comes back? Rewritten.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,429 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Merlin - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2754 - Favs: 4,403 - Follows: 4,844 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4401 - Favs: 7,005 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Bound by Blood by TheNefariousMe reviews
When James and Lily give Harry up for adoption to better train his twin brother, Henry, the false boy-who-lived, Harry is left at an orphanage, until he's adopted... by the Malfoy's! Now, Draco and Harry re-named Adrian are off to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 66,712 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Chance at Life by Lina03 reviews
Harry Potter meets an 8-year old vampire Severus Snape...this is their story. Alternate Reality, Time Travel, Slash & Het pairings, eventual future SS/HP slash, but NO chan!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,626 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Shared Destiny by Sharptooth reviews
What if Harry and Hermione met when the Dursleys went to the zoo? How would things turn out? HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,497 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8444 - Favs: 17,587 - Follows: 7,220 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Fox and The Weasel at Red Dawn: rewrite! by brokenfromthepast reviews
adopted by hanakisa One night, Naruto is raped, and he's had enough of life in Konoha. Find out what devistating news will follow, and how is the one responsible for picking up those pieces? yaoi itanaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,843 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Bleeding Hearts, Bleeding Love by Fantasyy-Freak reviews
Can an emotional teenager who has seen too much in his short life find happiness with his two new fathers in a quiet town called Forks? Harry/Edward Sirius/Remus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,792 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Founder's Keeper by trillium248 reviews
Time Travel. Founder's Era. AU. Dumbledore, believing he was doing the right thing, bound Harry's magic. Because of that betrayal, Harry flees to the Chamber of Secrets where he is unwittingly pulled into the distant past. Harry/Salazar. This is Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,267 - Reviews: 2518 - Favs: 4,280 - Follows: 5,385 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Road to Independence by Siludia reviews
Harry's foray into independence as a rich, politically powerful member of the elite society. SLASH Harry/Bill W. Creature!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,282 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Harry P., Bill W.
Fishing for Uncle Padfoot's by yamiyugi23 reviews
Drabble! What if Sirius got lost in Hogwarts? What would Harry and Remus do? Why Harry would bring out his fishing rod of course and use dog friendly chocolate as bait! Crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter The Dragon Prince by Dragon Ruler 06 reviews
Even with Voldemort gone during the summer after sixth year, Harry finds out there is more to his abnormal life than what he already knows. yaoi OMCxHarry mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,107 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Harry P., OC
Snakes and Sand by Random Dispatcher reviews
Gaara of the Sand needs a friend and the Dursley's have just given baby Harry away. It's a NarutoHarry Potter Crossover with a GaaraHarry pairing! Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Harry P., OC
Harry is Clueless by Brittnodo reviews
Harry is cluless to who Dumbledores favorite was. Now that he is headmaster will he find out? Au, Post Dh R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Birthday Wish by MageKalize reviews
It's Harry's birthday and he gets one wish. HP/SB/RL Threesome!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Funhouse by Shy-Hime reviews
DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Harry P., Ikuto T. - Complete
An Innocent Gift by Amber Dream reviews
Due to Voldemort's... insanity, Severus is forced to take an unidentified potion. When the effects of said potion take place, what does Dumbledore do? Send him to the one person he feels he can trust of course. Not slash. RR please. I HAVE RETURNED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,527 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Son of the Dark Lord by HarleyPotter19 reviews
What if Voldemort's attack on Lily and James was to get his son back? Rated T just in case. COMPLETE - EDITED 2/21
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,031 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 4,435 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Time of Silver Rain by The Telepathic Hawk reviews
Sesshomaru and Kagome have been mated for twelve years. Naraku has been dead as long. But, their safety and comfort in their life together is an illusion, as they are soon to discover. AU. Sequel to "In His Arms"
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Last Resort for a Muggle by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. Petunia observes six-year-old Harry being abused by Vernon and decides to somehow take Harry to the magical world. Will she succeed? Rating because of mentioning of abuse. Completely AU, partly OOC, set before Hogwarts, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Alternate Future by believer76 reviews
This is alternate reality where the Alice Longbottom is Harry's godmother and how she and Frank manage to convince Dumbledore to let them raise the Boy Who Lived
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Black Family of Harry Potter by NHunter reviews
another what if story where Sirius and Bellatrix raise Harry together. contains major AU in a form of neutral-to-good Bella, free Sirius and more... Oneshot for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Beast Within by SlytherinFreake reviews
Harry has a secret. Snape wants to know. When he does, is it victory, or a whole new secret? Warnings, Pairings, and Disclaimer can be found in Chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,545 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fallen Angel by Basill reviews
Harry Potter and others our dimension travelers and end up in Middle Earth 8,000 years after Voldy fell only to fight in yet another war, but will this one cost Harry his life? Or will he survive and find love and family along the way? Rated M.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,050 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
The Best Birthday Present by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. Instead of Hagrid, Dumbledore sends Severus Snape to hand Harry Potter his Hogwarts letter on his eleventh birthday. However, Snape travels a few hours later than Hagid did in canon... with consequences. Completely AU, Snape partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Blood Adoption by IThinkImParanoid reviews
At a young age, Harry was adopted by the Malfoys. Years later, he believes that his family no longer loves him. What can he do after comming into his creature inheritance and finding his mate? BEING REVISED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Harry De Vie by Kassien reviews
WIP! AU! Time Travel! Harry goes back to 1976 to change the future of the wizarding world, and lives out his life as Harry De Vie. Eventual Harry/Bellatrix pairing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,387 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P.
Draco's Companion by Kage Kaze Kitsune reviews
Draco meets Harry at the age of 5 and wants him. his father not being able to refuse lets him keep harry. only harry is named Alex and the Dursleys don't mind thinking he's dead. *Up for adoption*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,044 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 3,901 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Family by SlipStitch reviews
Harry gets a chance to know what it feels like to be in a family the summer of Sirius' death when one of the neighborhood ladies takes a liking to him. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Ice Vodka by WithDemonWings reviews
Harry drowns himself in ice vodka after finding an unrepentant Ginny in a compromising position with someone else. At a Halloween party he find himself in the company of another Weasley. Pre-slash. Rated for gerenous use of alcohol.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,358 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
The Challenge Posed by aimdiscord reviews
The Challenge posed by Kagome’s three modern girlfriends: Go on a date, with someone other than Hojo! Due to the dare’s terms, Kagome unexpectedly tries to implement their plan with Sesshoumaru, but a taiyoukai is both difficult and dangerous to please.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,535 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Darkness Calls by Bittersweet Dream reviews
Harry gets his inheritance. Slash. possible Draco/Harry/Blaise Threesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P.
Bitter Sweet by Tsuki-Megami-Chan reviews
Youichi Hyuuga's been through more nannies in a week than his mom's been through prada bags in a year. Then a girl that interests both Youichi and his brother comes along. Deciding it would be fun to push Sakura Mikan onto his brother, a new game is forme
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,738 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Fate of Cards by Brim Wraith reviews
On his 10th birthday during the Kyuubi festival Naruto meets a strange blind woman who gives him a deck of strange yet powerful cards. Watch as Naruto becomes a seer of fate. Seer/Summoner Naruto, No pairing yet, rated M for later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,879 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Goblin King's Imp by psychoticKisshu reviews
Harry has always done the unexpected/impossible at Hogwarts, if only because he didn't know what he was getting into. But what if Harry knew of magic before the letters came?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,914 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Jareth, Harry P.
A rather Unique Harry: Year One by Flame05 reviews
Poor Dumbledore didn't know there was even a such thing as autism, much less high functioning autism. And that kids with high functioning autism are rather intelligent and near impossiable to manipulate. DisorderHarry. May be pairings later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,983 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Alexander Riddle by Pollythewolfdemon reviews
A neglected boy is adopted and raised by Voldemort Dumbledorevil TRGood Snape is Voldemorts spy Lilly&Jamesidiots will become more graphic later, romance way way later HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,062 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 605 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Nightmare by WithDemonWings reviews
A multi-chap follow-up to Darkness. Harry has fallen ill, what has Dumbledore done now? Slash. Mentions of violence, swearing, callous humour I think and overused plot cliches. HP/DM, RL/SS, CW/LM. Now with creature!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,450 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Changes by henriette reviews
VampireElf!Harry. Harry comes into his Elf heredity but a deadly mistake is made by a stranger he met. And with this new develop and company he changes a lot. The world meets a new and more handsome Harry, who likes to tease Draco Malfoy.SLASH HD and mult
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,090 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Help Me Trust You by crazyanimelover326 reviews
Mikan is cold, distant, and a tomboy. When she drops a riceball on Nogi Ruka's head the popular group of the school finds an interest in her. Now they want to get to know her but she wont let them! Will they open her up? Will she find love on the way? NxM
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,876 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Trapped In Black by night flame miko reviews
Harry has lived for a very long time, but it seems life is out to get him once again. Now he's trapped on a planet with some hapless tourists and a dangerous convict. And that's not the least of his problems, wait till the suns go out. Harry/Riddick
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,000 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P.
Enlightenment by Rohata reviews
Takes place the Summer before third year. A chance meeting with a former Death Eater reveals some startiling truths. Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 131,788 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fulfilled Fantasy by Val Skia reviews
Before the Last Battle can commence, a train ride is in order. Unfortunately for Harry, Death Eaters have to ride too. While on board, Harry's luck runs out, and he finds his seat next to a bored Dark Lord. Trainlest, HPLV, Smut, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 173 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 5,988 - Follows: 1,234 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Pointed Ears by TouGod reviews
When Harry is changed into an Elf and raised as one, what will happen when he goes back to Hogwarts with some friends? He definitely won't be the same. ON HOLD PENDING REWRITE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P.
The Slow Passage of Time by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. Harry/Robin. Harry/Various. Danvers is a parodox. He turned himself to bring around the end of a war. Follows his life during the turmoil of Prince John's rule over England and into the future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Robin Hood BBC - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,468 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Harry P., Robin Hood - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 4,416 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Decade and a Half Ago by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Its Harry’s primary schools fifteen year reunion, but now he’s successful, handsome and has a happy family. How will his previous classmates react to seeing such a different Harry Potter from the ten year old orphaned pushover? please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 365 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter: Sex God from Hell by pirate babe reviews
Harry Potter has a life that no one knows about, not even Albus Dumbledoor or Lord Voldemort. On his fifteenth birthday, he became an Incubus, and swore to serve Lucifer for all eternity. And that's where things get interesting! Warning Slash. YAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,819 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Harry P.
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 595 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
These Sons of Mine by S. T. Nickolian reviews
Hiei was abandoned by his mother, so he never knew the comfort of family. Kagome never seems to be able to stop taking in strays. Now, Hiei is her newest 'son', but Inuyasha doesn't approve... What now?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 230 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Kagome H., Hiei
Child by Faust VII reviews
Help or hurt? Love or hate? Teach or cripple? Should she leave him to fate or push him ahead?... She stood and tried to make a decision, a plan. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. Petunia Centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
His True Family: The Beginning by Serdd reviews
The First in a series; His true Family is the start of an all new journey in which Harry is saved from the Dursleys and discovers who he truly is. This fic includes: Godric, Good Snape & Albus, and History of the Founders. Warning: Child Abuse: Not Grafic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,821 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Strange Charms by Teddylonglong reviews
Harry falls ill a week before Christmas in his first year, and Dumbledore decides to send Harry back to the Dursleys. Will Professor Snape and his wife, Harry's magical aunt, be able to prevent that by becoming his guardians? AU, OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,756 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Beauty of the Swan by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. Legolas of Mirkwood is handsome, strong, and intelligent: a regular Prince Charming. Too bad the only person he has ever wanted refuses his offers of forever. Maybe he should not have been so mean to Harry before the duckling became a swan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,452 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Legolas
The Storm by WithDemonWings reviews
Sequel to Umbrella. Harry starts to let everyone know just how he feels. Rated for language, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shining Silver by KiyoshiMichi reviews
After being saved from his Uncle, Harry changes most everything about him... and just in time for a new Professor. LoganHarry M for language and sexual themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 164 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Harry Potter and The Changes of Fate Abandoned by dudemuffin50 reviews
Harry's older brother Matthew is believed to of defeated Voldemort. Forced to grow up with abuse and neglect Harry decides to de-age him self and go back in time to mentor a young Tom Riddle not slash .adopted by kitsunekiri
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Summer's Day by Sa-kun reviews
They were currently sitting out in the backyard on a transfigured couch with three legs. Charlie had brought a leg up on the seat and Harry was curiously pulling the loose trousers Charlie wore up to the man's knee. // CWHP, mentions of past child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 142 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
KAGE NEKO! by ecyoj06 reviews
the gakuen has their new assasin, Natsume is being watched in every missions, Mikan is acting strange than usual....hmmm...could it be related? Does Hotaru knew? And who are the new guys? NxM Hx? Ruka? maybeT for now
Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,996 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 10/11/2007
Seer by TheologyDiscography reviews
Harry Potter is acting differently, and Draco wants to know why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Genius At Hogwarts by thenewestmarauder reviews
Ravenclaw/Harry. Before Hogwarts Harry and Vernon come to an agreement giving Harry a chance to grow into a genius and prodigy. Eventually Harry/Hermione. Main changes will be homelife and Hogwarts curicullum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry VS Edward by Niwasae reviews
-I've seen many Twilight and Harry Potter XOvers and decided that I wanted to do one too! So here you go!- What if Harry did stab Edward during Biology? Post-War. EC/HP. Good!Draco. Good!Severus. Alive!Dumbledore. ONESHOT turned TWOSHOT.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
A New Life by FoxyKit22 reviews
After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry chooses to leave Europe for asylum away from the paparazzi and Death Eaters. However, was his choice of Ouran High School a smart one? Crossover between Ouran Host Club/Harry Potter. Slash.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,949 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Haruhi F.
Chaos:Destruction: My work is done here by TheBonnie reviews
REVISED!PreDH-Harry has a visitor when he gets out of the shower who sends him back in time to his third year!He's 13 again, Can he change the future, save three lives, and defeat Voldemort, all while staying under the ruse as seer?Will he have to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,432 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 3,181 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Harry P.
A Conversation with Batman by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Oneshot. Harry gets rescued from the Dursley's by his favorite superhero!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 171 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
Taking Chances by MusicChiller27 reviews
Undertaker/OC
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,068 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Beginning by Writing Therapist reviews
What happens when Harry ends up in Gotham City and runs into it's most infamous criminal?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,289 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Kiss Can Save The World by robst reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 4,538 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Letters to Mine Enemy by FrostedMidnight reviews
What does one do when forbidden to write to one's friends? Why, write to thier enemies instead of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Crimson Rose by seventhSINwrath reviews
Au. 19-year-old Harry has to dress like a girl to keep his job at a cosplaying shop which allows him to keep his apartment, keep going to school, and take care of his nephew, Scorpius. And it was going well, until he catches the eye a certian blond.Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,622 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ruler of Magic by Megachrisfan reviews
Reposted- Harry Potter finds out his real heritage and that he is an elemental and is to rule the magic world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,708 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blowin' in the Wind by black angels fall reviews
A three year old Harry Potter is found in a forest by someone unexpected after running away from the Dursely's. This change in events leads to a world of Elves, new friends, and a new Harry. Slash. AU. possible Mpreg. eventual HD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,041 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Arashi ni narimasu by Lyn908 reviews
What would happen if Harry was raised by a relative that Dumbledore wasn't aware of? What if he was raised a shinobi? Naruto crossover, Good Dumbledore, Mentor!Snape. KakashiHikaru, SLASH! New chapters up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,493 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P.
Just Sex? by Wick3d Ang3l reviews
Kagome finds out Inuyasha has been seeing Kikyou behind her back and gets even. Her new motto? "Who needs men anyways?" Will her new outlook on life blind her to a possible love interest that's standing right in front of her? COMPLETE!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,436 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Call of the Wild by RestartingInsanity reviews
SLASH:AU: Harry doesn’t like what he sees when he steps off the train. Harry is about to take a gamble with a wolf, while at the same time fixing his own life. Can he do it? Can he make Remus see himself? Remus/Harry. 2-part
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,784 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
A New Life by darknessmolded reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort in his own world but is so scared that he will hurt someone with his new powers that he wishes himself away and sends himself to an alternate universe where he has a second chance to live his life. Warning:yaoi harryomc mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,732 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., James P.
Black Lagoon by Extraho reviews
Harry has to accompany Dudley on a night out, little does he know he'll have a pretty good time himself. bit of cheek and plenty of smut. Enjoy! m/m slash Harry/Fenrir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 415 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
A Chance to Start Over by devil4life reviews
Harry has finally defeated Voldemort and as one last gift, Dumbledore sends him to world where his parents are alive and he can live the life that he missed out on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,577 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 1/4/2006
Scroll of Laquexia by Bored-is-my-favorite-word reviews
Dumbledore has been hiding something and its about to kick him in the ass.Who is the Dementor Prince and what does he want with Harry?Wait Harry's his mate!OCHP!Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Goblin King by Lucillia reviews
The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 131 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jareth, Harry P. - Complete
Cry of the Youko by kyugan reviews
Youko, otherwise reffered to as Demon foxes. Cunning, swift, masters of thievery, seduction and deceit. Konoha is about to learn the hard way what it means to have one living under their noses. NaruHina, eventual NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,191 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Mist Brook Academy of Magic by vampirebabe reviews
Harry returns to number 4 Privet Drive for the worst summer of his life. When a form of escape presents itself in the form of an acceptance letter to a new school, Harry jumps for it. What are the consequences for his actions? Slash is involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 53,161 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Elven Bretheren by Diarista Silverwing reviews
Ok 2nd fic Harry is taken by elves before petunia opens there door so no abuse eleven years later he goes to hogwarts what'll happen then and what is harry hiding from the world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Curse of Legalese by Lady FoxFire reviews
Sequel to Potter's Revenge. What dangerous things existed in the Potter's vault? Harry's about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Worlds Apart by Unwritten.25 reviews
ABANDONED. NarutoHP. Threesomes. Yaoi. Voldemort gets killed in the Final Battle, but gets his revenge by sending Harry, Lupin, and Sirius far away to a place called Konoha. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 404 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., Gaara
To Cry As A Phoenix by Phoenix Tears Type 6 reviews
After an abusive summer, Harry notices some differences in himself. He cries more, but the tears are pearly. Voldemort knows; could this be bad?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,060 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 9/7/2002
Baby in the Park by Fiona12690 reviews
Harry who is forced to go back to the Dursley for Christmas, finds a baby in the park. What does he do when not one of his friends in the wizarding world comes to help? He contacts his enemy. 5th year. Draco/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Blood Mage by SilverFlameoftheWindScar reviews
(SLASH!)Used and abused, Harry is ready to give up on life. His magic saves him at a friend's insistance. A few changes are made very quickly to the Wizarding World, and Harry's behind every single one of them. Powerful!Harry Creature!Harry Dark!Harry HPLV GWDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,107 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 366 - Published: 12/5/2007 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Draco M. - Complete
Life and times of a Wizard Nin by Snow white Kitsune reviews
NarutoHarry Potter crossover. What if the Dursleys hadn’t kept the Potter child? What if she had been raised by the jounen Kakashi Hatake of the Village Hidden in the Leavescontinued inside Fem!Harry M just in case
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the rise of the Black Lord by poenix-child-mina reviews
Harry is getting ready for another year at Hogwarts. Hoping to change the terrible events of his fourth year he throws him self into the action.AU.The continue of HP and the power the dark lord knows not. Read that first!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,059 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Harry P.
Waiting For You Beyond the Light by LAXgirl reviews
Naruto, stay with me,' Tsunade cried, the tears in her eyes almost audible. But he was so tired and the darkness was sweeping in... 'You must go back,' he whispered, his face haloed in light. 'There's still so much for you to do there.' YONDADDY fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Normality by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*currently on HIATUS* *SasuNaru, others* After The Rescue 5 take Sasuke back to Konoha, Naruto realizes he can't face the Uchiha anymore, and decides to do the unthinkable... leave Team7. *Chp 6 up!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,323 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Life's Little Changes by ladywolfTerri reviews
Naruto didn't think he needed a tutor, that is until Kakashi got one for him. SasuNaru. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mating Season by Chocolatechick101 reviews
Kagome is an inu hanyou in feudal times going into her first spring mating season. Inuyasha a full inu demon is scouring his lands when he stumbles upon a young inu hanyou.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Child of The Earth Queen: The Philosopher's Stone by Morte Bonita reviews
When Dumbledore left Harry at privet drive he did not foresee the results of his actions. How will the wizard world react when they find Harry missing and the nameless elf child of the Earth Queen? This is a Harry gets adopted by a elf story. Try it
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
You’re the only One by Jess-Emrys-BLack reviews
LotR’sHP. After giving his life for his destiny Harry is ready for peace but something’s are not meant to be… There is a world in need and Harry is the only one who can save it…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,362 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006
Stranded by HarbingerLady reviews
HPNaruto crossover. Harry Potter is transported to the shinobi world in the aftermath of the final battle with Voldemort.HBP compliant.Chapter 12 uploaded!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,725 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
A little bit Catty by Alexander Hunter reviews
Rewritten lovelings. After a botched spell Harry finds himself with a tail and a set of cat ears. What happens when he finds himself bonded with none other than Severus Snape? HPSS, Slashy yumyums, possible mpreg, it depends on my mood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,052 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kitty, kitty, MEOW! by The Magicians Wish reviews
SLASH Ahoy! HD On his sixteenth birthday, Harry surprise, surprise comes into his inheritance and has turned into some type of human cat creature. How will he get through his sixth year? What's this about wanting a mate? Enjoy All!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,201 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Dark Lord's equal by poenix-child-mina reviews
Harry has in his possession a golden chain with an hourglass. he's pondering on what to use it for. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,516 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P., James P.
The Quidditch Team, the Peeping Tom and the by cheryl bites reviews
Dumbledore decrees that the members of each of the Hogwarts Quidditch teams must share a bed in order to improve their teamwork. It works, in manner of speaking. Slash, femslash, het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Why Severus Snape Never Answered Stupid Questions by Emerin reviews
Potter's curious and Severus has to suffer for it ::author sniggers:: x implied SLASH SeverusHarry x
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Paradox by Jess-Emrys-BLack reviews
‘What the hell have I gotten myself into?’ ... ‘I’m dreaming, I must be. Okay I’m going to wake up any second now… WAKE UP DAMN IT!’ This young mans name was Harry James Potter or Emrys Evan Jameson d’Lyes as he was now called, and he had just managed to
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,503 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Sirius B., Harry P.
A Destiny I Never Wanted by Tenchi Malfoy reviews
Harry is transported to an alternate dimension. He settles in not as the boywholived but as a innocent bystander with more mysteries then one child should hold. He goes back to school knowing what will happen, question is what shall he do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,760 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and his sixth year by Mandi2008 reviews
On his sixteenth birthday, an elf comes to take Harry to the Elven world. What will happen to him there and what happens at Hogwarts? AU due to HBP. Mentions of HGRW and will eventually be HPGW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,978 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Harry P.
Slytherin Child by Jolie1 reviews
What if Harry had been physically abused as a child? How would that have affected his personality and outlook on life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,652 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Harry P.
Behind the rainbow by relative1983 reviews
Au 6th year. Harry and his aunt have a better relationship than most think. During the summer after 5th year, some things happen that need to be kept secret, things that can be deadly, but for whom? And why does Harry lie to his friends? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,121 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Everything Happens to Harry by TheBestOfBothWorlds reviews
Harry leaves the Dursleys when everything gets to be too much. Skeeter, shopping, and time travel are just part of the story ahead. Harry gets odd powers, and discovers true friends. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,605 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Always Doesn't Last Forever by Silver Destiny reviews
Tired of always being second place and having to watch silently as Inuyasha betrays her Kagome leaves and Shippo joins her and together they continue the search for the shards. However the same night they leave Sesshoumaru finds them. What will the Lord
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,585 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 11/3/2002
Harry Potter & the Other Azkaban Story by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
COMPLETE! Azkaban Story. This is about how Harry was wrongly sent to Azkaban for killing Voldemort by corrupt Fudge. Now that he is out, how will he cope with the world again? How will his friends cope with a damaged Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,295 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
MINE! by HDoBseSsIon reviews
Draco gets jealous after seeing Harry flirting
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Good Will and Crackers for All by WingsOfADream reviews
ONESHOT: It's Christmas Day at Hogwarts and Harry gets a better than average gift from his Christmas cracker at dinner. Look everyone, Harry and Draco SLASH! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 5,184 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
ForgetMeNot by Youkai no Yume reviews
Sesshomaru's always hated humans. Kagome's always thought he was emotionless. But now that he's wounded and under Kagome's care, will his opinion change? Can Kagome see through his emotionless mask? SessKag!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,265 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 425 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Harem of Honeys by szordara reviews
Harry’s destiny has taken a sharp turn from what was intended. At age seven, he figures out that he can make things happen at will, like magic. He forms a gang of Dudley's female victims, who gather for mutual protection and later friendship. Together,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,712 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 2,070 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Good Babysitter by RosemaryJolene reviews
AU. Harry Potter has a perfectly nice babysitter. But he'd rather have a mum. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,654 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Truth Of Family by donna ficfan reviews
Post OOTP:Harry finds out about his family and his "Powers" Angry Harry! Very angry Harry! complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Complete
Undecided by SeilinStar reviews
AU Harry is really the son of Lily Evans and Severus Snape. Harry is really Jamie Malfoy after the Malfoy's adopt him at age 1 and a half so he may know his father and be kept away from the sneaky Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Kitsune Delight by Mistress Nika reviews
Kagome, no longer burdened by her ties to InuYasha, becomes more confident. The group suddenly finds themselves with an infant kitsune. Kagome encounters a pair of Reikai Tantei. InuYasha finds strange feelings awakening for his rival. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,448 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Kagome H., Youko
Headache by honeycakehorse reviews
Harry does not like making this potion. Neither does Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Unicorn Child by Felinity reviews
AU What if Voldemort had killed Lily and James Potter but only attacked Harry 3 years later?At the age of 4, after defeating Voldemort, Harry is alone and scared and runs away. He is taken in by a herd of unicorns. Will he ever return to "his kind" again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,509 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Harry P., Remus L.
Harry Potter And The Return Of The Marauders by Crystal Madness reviews
AUSlashMPreg – Harry’s Parents come back with Sirius. A few surprises, with new powers, new romances and new problems. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,368 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/9/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Unexpected Allies Part III: Trial of the Century by Striking Falcon reviews
Part Three of the Unexpected Allies series. Starts off immediately after Chosen, the Tosusaiga's True Master.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,672 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Beyond the Horizon by Spork and Foon reviews
AU: A vengeful Death Eater breaching the security of Privet Drive causes an eight year old Harry Potter to be taken to Hogwarts and to be adopted by Albus Dumbledore; hence, forming the most dysfunctional family the Magical World has seen in years...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Harry P., Albus D.
Birthday Surprises by Lolly Phoenix reviews
Harry receives a rather unusual 17th birthday present from the Headmaster. A present that changes anything and everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 105,493 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
On Your Mark by AP Mom reviews
Harry finds new family, new power and new confidence in the summer after his traumatic 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,450 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Changing Past Wrongs by Oriana Dumbledore reviews
Someone decides to mess with time, and raise Harry in the loving family environment he should have been in, changing everything along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,734 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Harry P.
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3767 - Favs: 6,666 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Death, Destroyer of Worlds by Lady FoxFire reviews
Completed Death has the power to take lives or to save them. He's about to do both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,713 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Girl Who Lived: The Phillospher's Stone by Misha reviews
What if James and Lily's child had been a girl... How would the story have been different? now edited due to OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,706 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
A Smart Kagome by Xiaome reviews
What would happen if Kagome had reacted differently when she saw that love scene between Kikyo and Inuyasha? S/K **Final Chapter**epilogue next
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,705 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/17/2002 - Published: 7/13/2001 - Complete
Sixteen Candles by Polme Black reviews
What if you were granted one wish - anything you wanted, with no strings attached? On his sixteenth birthday, Harry is sent to a world where the lives of his parents are very much a reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,994 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/31/2002 - Published: 3/10/2002 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Warrior for the Light by Raven28 reviews
Harry is not just the heir to Merlin and Gryffindor, he is Merlin and Gryffindor. Harry's past lives come back to show him his powers. Language, child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,625 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 7/19/2002 - Harry P.