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Joined 12-12-09, id: 2176548, Profile Updated: 08-06-11
Author has written 11 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Labyrinth, Monty Python, Ouran High School Host Club, Minecraft, Sherlock, and Elementary.

ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MY READERS: So, yeah, I've kind of left FanFiction in the dust for the past, like, year or something. And I'm sorry. That was bad. =( Anyway, I'm hoping to get myself back into it now, and I just wanted to give everyone an update on what the hell is going on.

I don't really like a lot of the stories I've started anymore. So, here are the ones that will not be continued any further: Avatar: The New Waterbender; Khanna's Decision; and Sarah's Return.

I know, I know, you're all pissed. As for Lawn Chairs, I'm going to ATTEMPT to continue on that one. It's really hard for me to write sketches for that one, but I know it means a lot to one of my readers (who gave me the idea for the last chapter and I forgot to credit them because I'm a terrible person). Anyway, I'll do my best for that one. And, The Rule of Minecraft, if anyone's reading it, my brother is writing so all I have to do is publish the chapters for him. That Saying About Wishes... is the one I'm really going to be focusing on, because I still really like the premise of it. Also, there is going to be a Harry Potter fanfic coming soon that I'm writing with "I-Luvs-Deidara-ArtIsABangUn". I want to get the Avatar fanfic underway before I start that one, but Chapter 1 is all ready to go when the time comes.

Sorry for disappearing for so long, but I'm back, baby, and rarin' to go!

The only thing you need to know about me is that I'm completely INSANE. If you've heard of "I-Luvs-Deidara-ArtIsABangUn", I'm almost as random as she is. She's a really good writer, btw, so read her stuff!! Anyway, I'm awesome, I'm crazy, I'm good at writing, and if you write mean crap about me you will be the guy who DIES in my next story. Please, though, I work hard on these stories, so don't insult them, please. (Wow, too many pleases?)

Anyway, ENJOY!!

Under NO circumstances should you click the following link.

Seriously, don't click on it!

I'm not even kidding don't click on this link!!


I warned you. Did you enjoy? If you didn't click this, good job. You have incredible restraint. Even I click on it when I see it, and I already know what happens! I just made you really curious, didn't I? Ha! Try to resist now!! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!! Just click on it! You know you want to...Just do it! It's calling you! You must respond by clicking on it. You know you want to...Oh wait. I said that already. Well, that just shows how much you want to! I had to say it twice! Whatever. Just don't click on it. There! Try to resist that! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

10 Ways To Know Something's Seriously Wrong With You:

1) You have an argument with yourself about Kakashi and cupcakes-No wait! Cupcakes and Kakashi

2) It matters to you what order "cupcakes and Kakashi" are in

3) You burst out laughing whenever you hear someone (who doesn't watch Naruto) say "Believe it!" or "Cha!"

4) You can't think of anything to write for #4, so you rant on and on about not knowing what to write for #4

6) You're still reading this crap

7) WAIT!!...Something's missing here...

8) You just looked over this entire list to figure out what was wrong

9) You're now laughing at yourself like an idiot

10) You still haven't figured it out, have you?

11) I added a #11 because there was really only 9 bullets here, considering #5 was missing, you losers!! (Raise your hand if you just looked up at #5 and/or counted the bullets)

Look at #1, and continue with the fun!

(1) IMPORTANT! Look at number 5
(2) (I like doing this XD) Look at 7
(3)Sorry...look at number 9
(4) You will never believe it! Number 11
(5) Now look at number 3
(6) Ok ok! Look at number 10
(7) OMG! Look at number 4
(8) I just wanted to say hi :) now i'm done
(9) Once again...look at number 2
(10) Now look at number 8
(11) I dare you to look at number 6

I would like to cordially announce that I just lost The Game. And so did you.

To find out what the heck I'm ranting about: Look up "The Game (mind game)" on Wikipedia. There should be a picture of a girl holding a sign that says "I Lost The Game."

My friend "I-Luvs-Deidara-ArtIsABangUn" looked at my sherbert cup lid as I was eating the lemon sherbert (yes, I did have to include that it was lemon-flavor) and said, "Yep, you've been poisoned." So I say, "I don't think so." So she says, "No, you have. There's a hole in the lid where someone stuck a needle in & poisoned it." (FYI-there really wasn't a hole, but don't tell her that!!) So I say, "Well, if I walk into school dead tomorrow - wait a minute...Walk into school dead...?" And we both totally cracked up laughing for like ten minutes.

(BTW, if you don't get why that sentence is wrong, try walking around dead and then you'll find out...)

Okay, here's another "Don't Click Here" things. This one, however, I would highly suggest clicking. It's SOO hilarious. It goes on...and on...and on...But you can actually get out of it at any time you want, it's not like the other one.

Seriously, click on it. It's so funny. Copy-and-paste it into your browser...NOW!! =)

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I'll do anything for you by Sweet Kiss Goodnight reviews
Miri convinces Peder to go with her to Britta's wedding. But what happens when a jealous witch puts a spell on the girls making them think they are in love with the opposite guy. Loads of Peri, and Sritta. Please read and review. l8er!
Princess Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Miri, Peder
Happy Endings, Book I: The Drifter by Distant-Moon reviews
Julie is unexpectedly thrown into the Avatar universe before the series began and must help Prince Zuko capture the Avatar. But destiny is a funny thing-it's never set in stone, and history begins to rewrite itself...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 125 - Words: 1,044,437 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 7/14/2009 - OC
Fire and Ice by KatsPaws1294 reviews
SHORT CHAPTERS:It's at Aang's dance party,Katara is captured to save the Gang.Alone in the dungeon the one thing that she regrets is placing her trust in the ruthless Fire Prince's hands...Will she change her mind?...ADULTCONTENT,RAPE Zutara Please R/R
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 142,537 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Katara, Zuko
Sunburn by GlowingRed reviews
Hermione's struggling to apply ample sunscreen to the whole of her back, and Ginny is more than willing to help. A trip to The Burrow's lake leads to a hot summer afternoon. Lemons, lemons! HG/GW. Femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Need You Now by RenesmeeRita reviews
Set three years after Starstruck. Chris broke up with Jess before she had a chance to tell him she was pregnant. Full summary inside. Trust me, it's better than it looks.
Starstruck, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Christopher W., Jessica O.
Lady Hermione by Medantha reviews
Hermione is not who she says she is. As she sits in the boat headed to the Hogwarts castle, worries weigh heavily in her mind. Worries of what the future may hold and how her secret could affect it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,441 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Jareth's Revenge by Sweetest Insanity reviews
It has been thirteen years since Sara Williams entered the world of Underground. All these years she has feared Jareth's coming back and taking Toby, of his wrath on her. In her nightmares his voice repeats her cursed words, "You have no power over me..."
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010
The Great Escapades by MonochromousRainbow reviews
While guarding the Gaang, Toph and Sokka are kidnapped by the Fire Nation. Now they must find a way to escape-and possibly try to take down the Fire Nation from the inside. Eventual Tokka, Spoilers for Western Air Temple. Rating may go up later.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sokka, Toph
Alive and In Love by Demac reviews
This story is K plus, except for chapter nine, which is T.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,630 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Jet, Jin
Precious Thing by TwinPeaksLabyrinthVamp reviews
Jareth takes Sarah back to the Labyrinth against her will, to become his queen. Rated Mature for sexual content.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,601 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sarah, Jareth
Life's Like A Jump Rope by RenesmeeRita reviews
Chris and Jess are kidnapped when Jess is 14, and Chris is 17. They are broken, bruised, and raped. Chris is forced to have sex with Jessica or else the team of kidnappers will rape her viciously. Turns out, they might anyway. Full summary inside!
Starstruck, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Christopher W., Jessica O.
Argumentative by Mike B. Gloom reviews
Some people just love arguing.
Animusic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2009
Healing by almostinsane reviews
After Azula wounds and leaves Ty Lee in the woods, who finds her, but Sokka? As Ty Lee heals and begins to travel with Sokka and face many dangers with him, will love blossom? Meanwhile, Aang, Toph, and Katara meet another airbender.... ON HIATUS. SORRY!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,618 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sokka, Ty Lee
Runaway Princess by Lucy Westerna reviews
Sarah runs away from home to avoid an arranged marriage. Far from home she gets in trouble several ways, but this awesome goblin king is always there to protect her from harm...but he demands something in return...JS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Sarah, Jareth
Mind Your Head by Avalons-Healer reviews
Matt's a reporter for the school newspaper at his high school. But when his columnist tells him to go to the premiere of a new movie to interview the main character's actress, what happens? Espeically when it's someone that Matt knows and...secretly love?
Cyberchase - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005
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Memoirs of a New Man reviews
Sherlock's adventures after his death, as he spirals down into a world of drugs and alcohol, and is eventually pulled back up into New York.
Crossover - Sherlock & Elementary - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sherlock H., Joan W.
That Saying About Wishes reviews
One of those "Avatar Universe meets Real World" fics. That just about sums it up.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Zhao, Zuko
Sarah's Return reviews
She's got Toby, she gets to see Hoggle and everyone, and Jareth has no power over her. Sarah thinks that everything's fine now. But she will soon find out that it's far from fine over in the Labyrinth. Jareth wants revenge, but maybe something more...?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sarah, Jareth
Lawn Chairs reviews
It's my own episode of MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS. I use a lot of the names of those 5 main guys, so you may want to look up their names. It makes it more enjoyable when you know which guy it is.
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010
Khanna's Decision reviews
Khanna, AKA Gran-Gran, is a little girl growing up in the Northern Water Tribe. Learn the story of her betrothal to Paku, and how she left him. Why? Paku fears he'll never know. DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Pakku, Kanna/Gran Gran
The Rule Of Minecraft reviews
The beginnings of Minecraft...written by my little bro!
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011
Avatar: The New Waterbender reviews
Katara used up the Spirit Water on Zuko's scar, causing Aang to die from Azula's lighting bolt. The new Avatar, a water tribe girl named Kura, has an even more war-scarred land to put back together. This is her story! I rated it 'T' just in case...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010
Nerd Love reviews
Romance fic taking place in the year after the one in which the series takes place. Renge studious sister finds comfort in Kyoya's similar personality
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Kyōya O., Hikaru H. - Complete
A Moment, Please, My Boy reviews
Super sad Zuko one-shot based on the Richard Shindell song, "I Saw My Youth Today." Rated K merely for sadness
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Old Love and New reviews
Starting from early in the series, Zuko starts to realize that he loves Katara. And, after being captured by Zuko, she starts to realize how much she loved Aang, and that she now loves Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,553 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Are You Obsessed with Avatar: The Last Airbender? reviews
Here's a list of ways to know if you are totally nuts about Avatar! If any of these 20 ways applies to you, CONGRATS! YOU'RE ONE OF US! :D If none of them do, GO OUT AND DO ONE! If none of these even appeals to you, STOP WATCHING THE SHOW!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
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