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Joined 12-12-09, id: 2176552, Profile Updated: 02-13-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Vampire Diaries.

Musician, accountant, gaming dork, malcontent, escape artist, dreamer, realist, pessimist, optimist, everything, nothing, but I still frigging want to go back to 1987.

Music is my damn life. I don't have to give you a list of favorite artists because it would not only take up a few thousand pages, but I don't need to prove who I've heard of and know. If I could, I'd spend half my life going on tour and the other half doing things like growing and canning my own vegetables and being totally sustainable on my own. (I love to cook and bake, wish I had a real kitchen instead of my studio apartment box one.) Either way, it would involve not being chained to the 9-to-5 world waiting for the day I no longer have to do taxes and conduct audits for a living. Did I mention I deal with a ton of really stupid people on a daily basis and it drives me up the freakin wall?

Thus, writing fanfic is a good outlet for me. It lets me explore totally reprehensible themes and things I don't even agree with, like committing adultery and theft, in a non-pretentious environment. The pretention is why I majored in Accounting opposed to Creative Writing, Journalism, or English. I think anyone with passion can write, a "right" degree or having one at all doesn't mean s#!t to me. It's also all in how one TELLS a story more than the actual story itself half the time.

On the surface I'm a well-educated tax accountant but underneath it I'm a tortured artist who feels true intellect and perception, along with your identity, come from life experience, not from college or what your parents and co-workers tell you. Yeah, because if I spent my life listening to my father, I would've never experienced anything for myself and things would've been pretty boring. That and most of my co-workers are pretty stupid people who are the reason why Europeans hate Americans.

I'm into mostly smutty vamp fanfics (Twilight, Vampire Diaries, True Blood) and have been working on my own. I have a penchant for cliff-hangers but also want to give one-shots and non-canons a try. Who knows, maybe I can come up with some original works and get enough book royalties to quit my day job. That would be too awesome.

I've been told I should get into stand-up comedy but I prefer print because not everyone gets my sarcastic delivery. There's certain things you can do onstage that you can't do in print and vice versa but I think I'm better with print because you can reread and absorb it, some of the stuff I say goes over people's heads and it's not the same. My comedic influences are Eddie Murphy, Roseanne Barr, Peter Steele (as well as musical), Bea Arthur, Richard Pryor, and Weird Al Yankovic...for all you younguns out there, his film "UHF" is what paved the way for all those quirky comedies like Napolean Dynamite and Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

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HJS by Ninja Goldfish reviews
Slight AU. Severus Snape has many haunting memories to drive him to the firewhisky. What happens when a certain bushy-haired teen is driven there too? When she wakes up the next morning in his bed? SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,415 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Bittersweet by Nijaded reviews
WIP, EDITED. Hermione is handed over to Lucius as a prize after the war, but things do not go as she expected at all. Can they find a way to destroy the Dark Lord once and for all? A Dark Tale of War, Love, Betrayal and Moving On. HGLM, SSRW. Post-War, DH spoilers, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,343 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
New Phase of the Moon by notashamedtobe reviews
I want Jacob and Bella. Simple as that. I am finally, finally working on finishing this story so I have decided to repost it. Thanks for your patience.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,217 - Reviews: 2826 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Good Feelings by candysays reviews
In Memory of John Hughes. Neither knows if they'll have more than those stolen moments, but each feels those moments are worth more than, well, diamonds. Are they as hard to break? It just keeps going and going Hard T. Really hard.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 195,770 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 8/10/2009
Oh What a Tangled Web We Weave by Browns reviews
Bella was on the fast track to the perfect life, until everything fell apart one night. Now her life becomes more and more tangled at every turn. Can she find her way out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,017 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Once is Never Enough by onecouldn'tsee reviews
So...yeah. Not completely sure what to put here. This will be a series of Jyler oneshots or twoshots...or even threeshots based on prompts I'm given. So come check it out and leave me one. Rated M because who likes limits?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 129 - Words: 268,900 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Jeremy G., Tyler L.
Bender Goes to Prom by Lishel reviews
John Bender, at Prom, wearing a tux. Yes, a tux! It was his choice. Claire didn't make him do it. In fact, Claire didn't even know she was going to Prom until John showed up at her house that evening…
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,943 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Claire S., John B.
The Secret by Duessa reviews
It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 139,126 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Searching by TwilightMommyof4girls reviews
After Bella's 18th birthday, Edward is more protective, until he hurts her himself. He leaves, afraid of what he's done. The Cullens race after him. Bella alone and unknowingly PREGNANT. Edward is gone. Bella ran away. The Cullens are SEARCHING for both.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 203,209 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Teacher of the Year by Demelza Visconti reviews
When Bella turns onto the path of college, three men begin flirting with her, one being her professor. Fate gives Bella one of them, but the other refuses to let go. Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Uncomfortable Truce by Chase Corin reviews
COME ON READ IT I'LL HOOK YOU! Bella and Edward are engaged at the end of Eclipse, this is my version of what could have happened. Re-write of Breaking Dawn, more action, more suspense and compleetly different story. Who are the good guys who are the bad?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 245 - Words: 338,476 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
When you lie next to me by Professor Severus Snape's Wife reviews
Hermione and Severus have been secretly dating since Hermione's sixth year at Hogwarts. and the war is right around the corner. what will happen? also resembles a song when you lie next to me by Kellie Coffey summery sucks but please read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 58,254 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Growing Darkness by CrowX reviews
During Episode 2.06, Plan B, Jeremy doesn't feel repulsed. Moreover what would be if Jeremy was turned on after watching Damon torture Mason? How will everybody in Mystic Falls react? Very dark, slash Daremy, character death.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,441 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Jeremy G., Damon S.
How to Seduce a Werewolf by leelator reviews
First Place Winner "All Time Favorite Wolf Story" JacobBlack-N-Pack Awards 2012. Years have passed since Edward left Bella in the forest. She treats her best friend, Jake, like a beloved pair of old jeans. Jake is NOT happy. When he takes matters into his own hands, Bella realizes she needs to learn how to seduce a werewolf.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,795 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Blind by KisstheRain14 reviews
Collection of TylerCaroline oneshots. Bread, kisses, and stomped feet, oh my.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L.
Paramour by Snowbear reviews
In the brief span of 15 minutes, Hermione's life is completely changed. Thrown into the past and then thrust back into the present after spending a year in 10 years ago, she must now come to terms with her own new perspectives on the present. HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,310 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Dark Whisper Continued by In Treatment for OCD reviews
Alice tries to save Bella from a dark world of promiscuity, but things go astray! Dominant Carlisle & Jasper! Multiple Lemons! Adopted/Continued w/Permission. AH/AU, Completely OOC. Graphic Slash, Unusual Kink, Anything Goes! Rated M for a Reason! D/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,745 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Alice, Bella
Heroin Lullabies by ayngyl22 reviews
E/B, Edward is lead singer of a hard rock band, and Bella is a massage therapist. Mature readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,726 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Really Good Feelings by candysays reviews
M-rated supplements to Good Feelings. Each chapter on its own will be essentially a little PWP. If that's your thing, no need to read the epic. If M-rated stuff not your thing, these won't be necessary to follow the main story. John/Claire.
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,931 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - John B., Claire S.
Salvation of a Snake by Arixoxo reviews
Three years after the Great Battle, where only the bad died, Hermione returns to Hogwarts as a teacher's aid to discover who she is. Snape cannot escape his past and the terrors he has caused. Can an unexplainable love solve his pain?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,902 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Fresh Blood by Spicy-Vanilla reviews
An angry and confused Sookie is taken hostage by a cunning Eric who has schemes of his own and a vendetta to fulfill. But things aren't always what they seem and Sookie is in for big surprises when she decides to trust Eric instead of Bill.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 158,435 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Contagious Chemistry by gleestud reviews
No longer a one-shot, it has taken the AU turn. Protecting Caroline Forbes is all Tyler Lockwood can think about since he got back to Mystic Falls. Especially now that everyone knows the truth about the vampires and werewolves.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,600 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L.
One Weekend by StormDragonfly reviews
At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
65 Years Later by SoundEffectsAndOverdramatics-x reviews
65 years ago, she left him. Now he's gone and he's left behind everything...including a son...and a video that will change her life forever. A/N: Don't own VD, Caroline/OC FRIENDSHIP , and a little bit of Caroline/Tyler. Enjoy!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,000 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
Basking in the Light of our Love by SweetT129 reviews
Sequel to A Light in the Darkness. This story follows Carlisle and Bella in their life as newlyweds, beginning the morning after their wedding. Many surprises to come for the new husband and wife. What will they be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 215,157 - Reviews: 3108 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Consequences of being Late by A-Graceful-Rose reviews
Hermione is late to her lesson and Professor Malfoy punishes her. After that a 'strange' relationship ensues but someone gets in their way. LMHG. Slightly dark, warnings: N/C, lemons and BDSM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,295 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Dowager by silverfoxpunk reviews
The Salvatore brothers encounter women who change the course of their lives. Elena comes to discover the part she will play in both their histories. Adult material, language, violence and sexual content, particularly in Chapter 3.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Stefan S., Damon S. - Complete
Strange ways by Tsuki-Himitsu reviews
Hermione has been marked by the dark lord. Professor Snape is the only one able to help her. Will she survive the dark lord? Rated for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,420 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Poison by SoundEffectsAndOverdramatics-x reviews
When Caroline contracts a strange vampire disease, Tyler comes back to town and joins forces with Stefan and the gang in an effort to save her...and discovers just how hard he fell for her in the first place. Don't own VD! Enjoy!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
The Darkest Side of Me by SuchALittleMonster reviews
My first published fanfic. Damon's unstable, out of his mind and obsessed with making Elena his. Warning: DARK Themes, rape/abuse, violence, graphic sexual situations, language. Rated M for a good reason!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,319 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
Hannah's Light by Cornsilk reviews
I thought I knew who I really was, until I met him. You thought my moms story was forbidden? Then wait till you hear mine... The semi sequel to The Bear and The Lamb. A Paul and Hannah story. RATED M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,113 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Paul
Stuck On You by BDG reviews
After "Daddy Issues" Caroline decides to stay away from drama and relationships but Tyler realizes that he has feelings for her and he will fight for her. Will Caroline give in or will Tyler give up? A Forwood love story.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Tyler L., Caroline F.
Only At Night by trampvamp reviews
A lonely introverted Bella works and attends school, but at night, well, she's a different person all together until Jasper rides into her world. He's no white knight in shining armour but he may be just what she needs. AUH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 214,169 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Three's company by vampirefanforever reviews
In a world where Elena is still a party girl and Stefan and Damon are freinds. A unique relationship is formed. Elena doesn't have to choose, but will it work? Or will feelings complicate things? D/E/S Explicit sex scenes. Major M Rating!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,215 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Elena G.
Vamping Out by simply-aly reviews
"Is it my fault my fangs come out when I'm turned on?" she cries hysterically before jumping off the couch and running upstairs.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Tyler L., Caroline F. - Complete
Monster by nymphonic reviews
Tyler/Caroline. "If you're a monster then I'm a monster too."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,384 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Tyler L., Caroline F.
Welcome To My World by darktwistedfantasy reviews
Set in the Lakehouse of episode 02x14 when Brady goes after Elena to capture her. In my version, the hot one version, Brady wants her not only to break the curse, but also because she is identical to Katherine, who he used to sleep with. HOT, SEXY, SMUT
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Elena G., Brady
Dirty Little Secrets by lostinmysticfalls reviews
Caroline and Tyler's relationship begins to develop, but they must overcome obstacles if they want to be together. T/C with some Matt.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,956 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
The Last Place You Look by slightlysickpsycho reviews
Hermione is falling apart, and Snape realizes he's the only one who notices. Warning: cutting and eating disorder triggers. Rated for content in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 76,025 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Of Faith And Sin by LoreoftheFaye reviews
This is a Buffy/Giles fic...yes, there is a pairing there. It's an interesting concept/reasoning. Multi chapter fic. Rated M for later chapters and frank talk. Sequel To Come..."The Ties That Bind"
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,174 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
This Isn't Happening by keelhaulrose reviews
After a night she can't remember, Hermione finds out she's going to have a permanent reminder. Unplanned pregnancy, SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,548 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Disturbia by SoundEffectsAndOverdramatics-x reviews
She couldn't explain it. She was afraid of him. And the way he looked at her, like he owned her? It scared her more than anything. Full summary inside, completely OOC. Don't own VD. Read and Review!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
15 Step by Jenny Jerkface reviews
17-year old Bella Swan moves to Forks after being abandoned by her mother. With music as her only friend and a penchant for trouble, Bella just wants to be left alone. Unfortunately, her behavior attracts the attention of hot tempered Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,617 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Courtyard by latessitrice reviews
Bella is in time to save Edward in Volterra, but he doesn't give her chance to explain that they are both alive. Since Edward believes they are in heaven, he takes the opportunity to make the reunion memorable in a way she never dared imagine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,617 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
3 Halloweens Caroline Kisses Tyler & 1 She Doesn't by moonlightBuffy reviews
Caroline/Tyler. Just as the title says. Halloween seems to be their time of the year so I thought I'd have a bit of fun.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
The Chocolate To Your Chip by samuraichikx reviews
Liz makes Snickerdoodles
30 Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Jack D., Liz L. - Complete
What Lies Within by Jaspers Sex Kitten reviews
Edward is caught cheating w/Rose. Bella's darkside appears. Carlisle banishes them forever, but what happens when they return? Then a new threat appears. Did we forget Victoria? Can the Cullen's save Bella? Team Emmett Story! Rated M for Language/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,202 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Emmett, Bella
Why? by LittleChinaDoll reviews
Severus Snape. The most hated teacher at Hogwarts. What happens when he falls for a most unlikely student? What happens when that student is the object of the Dark Lords desires?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,517 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Ginny W., Severus S. - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14336 - Favs: 15,736 - Follows: 8,422 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Beginning by sweetheart357 reviews
What if, through all the pain and suffering that Bella was feeling on the night that Edward left her, she turned into a werewolf. She still tries to hold onto Edward and fight her growing love for Jacob, while everything is put at risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,567 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Jacob, Bella
You'll Be Mine by jasper's naughty girls reviews
Jasper is the one to leave after Bella's B-day but he can't seem to stay away. Who does Bella want? Can Jasper give her what Edward can't? Dark/Dominant Jasper. A joint effort between Jasper's Darlin' Kathy & Cullen818.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,455 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Intimate Encounters: Locker Room Lust by ForwoodNC17 reviews
Tyler and Caroline have a sexy encounter in the locker room.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Tyler L., Caroline F. - Complete
Too Good To Be True by iloveromance reviews
Samantha Baker's dreams came true when Jake Ryan finally noticed her. But what happens when reality sets in?
Sixteen Candles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 17,914 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
What's Lust Got to do With It? by my hubby is no edward reviews
While Edward & Rosalie are out of town, will Emmett and Bella be able to contain their infatuation for one another, or will they let the lust consume them? AU/AH, a bit OOC; rated M for a good reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,732 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Can Time Heal All Wounds? by ExquisitelyUgly reviews
Set after the cliff dive in New Moon. Alice doesn't return. Bella decides to further her relationship with Jake and try to move on with her life after Edward. Will she find the strength to deal with her past hurts? Will she find the love she deserves?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 196,551 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Suave Secrets by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan hate each other. Always have, always will. Right? AU, AH, OOC, Multiple PoV's.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,052 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Needing You by Fai'sKay reviews
Bella's feelings for Jasper change in the hotel in Phoenix. When Edward leaves in New Moon, Jasper comes back, only for things to go down from there. J/B OOC/OC ON HOLD TEMPORARILY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,418 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper
With A Red Bow by LoveHGSS reviews
It's Hermione's 21 birthday and needless to say is drunk and decides to confess, via a letter, her deepest secret... what she didn't expect were his replies... Chunks of DH thrown into the trash bin. Lemons. Mature Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,319 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Give and Take by pattsylove reviews
Sweet and snarky Bella lives with her best friends Emmett, Jasper and Rosalie in a fun filled Chicago apartment. Edward and Alice move to town and heat rises, clothes come off and diminutive danglers are discussed. Fun, smut and laughs to be had.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 137,560 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love, Lies and Lullabies by aerialla1 reviews
A single wish from Bella to Edward on her birthday will change their lives forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,880 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Undeniable by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
Riddle me this: a werewolf goes on the run with his half-vampire best friend/soul mate. Except said half-vampire has no idea she’s his soul mate and is in love with said werewolf’s beta. How long before he spontaneously combusts? Chapter 64 up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,149 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Simple Kind of Life by Jenasys Loveless Lovecraft reviews
Leah Clearwater never liked Bella Swan. So when she goes to the bonfire on First Beach and imprints on her-Bella, Edward, Leah and Jacob get thrown head first into a world of drama. Lemons in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,918 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - [Leah, Bella] - Complete
Better to Dream by lovelyfrances reviews
Bella is torn between the man she thought she always wanted and the man that has her heart. How can she marry Edward when her dreams and her body are consumed with want for Jacob? Lemons galore! Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,021 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Second Chance by VanessaLoveJoy reviews
Scorned Vampires are playing a deadly game of revenge, but after an unexpected turn of events causes Bella to change into something more, she isn't the only one being hunted. Bella/Jacob love and action story told from both POVs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,508 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Saving Me by vcln reviews
When a key member of the Cullen family is killed, how does the family recover? Will they ever be the same?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,073 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Control by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Bella needs help sleeping after a series of nightmares keeps her awake. She asks Jasper to help. He gets a taste of control that he hasn't had in a long time-how far will he go?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,554 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Beginning of the End by HopeAlways reviews
Bella realizes that Edward's overprotective nature has become emotionally abusive. She turns to her friends & family for support: Jacob, Angela & the pack. Set during Eclipse. Ignores newborns & BD. Edward is the BAD GUY in this story. Be warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,130 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Jacob, Bella
Baby Baby! by TeamTwilight26 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella and Edward get an unexpected surprise but Bella keeps it a secret. Will she tell Edward? And if she does tell him what will happen next? Really good! I promise you won't be disappointed! AWARD WINNING! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,041 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lackluster by anne-writes reviews
Five years after the war, Hermione and Snape unexpectedly cross paths in a small cafe in Diagon Alley. Both broken and falling apart, can they build a whole relationship in a tiny cottage even when no part of themselves is whole?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 14,503 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Curse of the Goddess by mayadidi reviews
Hermione makes a strange new alliance, as she and her friends work to destroy Voldemort, she questions whether or not she can trust Snape. Eventually ssHG. rated for later chapters and language. Unfortunately this one is abandoned - the plot bunny ran away from me on this one...sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,166 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Never Getting Better by LoveHGSS reviews
Severus is saved and in the hospital wing, and Hermione is his "nurse". Starts six months in, when he tells her why he thinks he's still there. She makes him an offer that he literally can't refuse, not that he would anyway. HG/SS lemons and fluff. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shop Girl by Soline reviews
ONE-SHOT. Snape finds Hermione at her new job and ends up on the receiving end of her pent-up rage. Rating for language and smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Judged A Price To Pay by Varity Sinning reviews
In trying to get a pound of flesh, will they take too much... Cruelty fic HG, MJ, MB, PP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wolfsbane by Pillow Bosom reviews
Picks up from the middle of New Moon - Bella picks up the phone when Edward calls, instead of Jacob - Edward doesn't go to the Voltari. Gets a little lemon-y later on : I don't own Twilight... obviously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,978 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Bear and the Lamb by Cornsilk reviews
What exactly is the pursuit of happiness? My pursuit of happiness, was one word and one word only, Edward. Or so I thought... A Emmett and Bella story. WARNING: REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS, STRONG LANGUAGE, AND SEXUAL CONTENT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,751 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
A Light in the Darkness by SweetT129 reviews
The battle with Victoria and the newborns takes a tragic turn and five lives are lost. This is the story of how Bella and the other survivors learn how to live and love again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 145,757 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Never enough by TheNea reviews
What if Bella, instead of Jacob, would've answered the phone when Edward calls in New Moon. No Italy, No drama, No Edward. A Bella and Jacob story, rated M for language and lemons. Can Jacob "fix" Bella? Can he make her feel alive again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Edward and Bella: Love and Lust by avioleta reviews
A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Name of the Law by La.Tua.Cantante.83 reviews
Entry for the Perv Pack's "An Officer and a Gentleman" Contest. When Bella's home is burglarized, she's forced to take in unexpected company in the form of one gorgeous cop. Rated M for language and lemons. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Motels at Midnight by vigallmon reviews
An out of town businessman, Edward Masen, can not find a room in the busy tourist town. He is forced to check into the Swan Hotel and meet all the odd employees. Rated M for swearing, plot, and future lemon. AU Cannon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,470 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Takes Two by juanafever reviews
Ron cheated on Hermione so she can't stay in the Burrow for the summer, a friend of hers offers her to stay with him in Bulgaria.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,087 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Hermione G., Viktor K.
He's Not You by Meganlovesjb reviews
A Bella/ Carlisle one shot based on the scene in new moon where he stitches her arm in his office. Warning, lemmons. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
This is Gonna Hurt Like Hell by Mindy35 reviews
Jack/Liz. Some things are temporary.
30 Rock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - [Jack D., Liz L.] - Complete
Lewd Confessions by Soline reviews
One-shot. This is a story of Hermione's sexual journey in which Snape appears recurrently, up until our student and professor confess their fantasies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lust&Guilt : Bella's Story by xXxxXXmoonliteXXxxXx reviews
Typical Hunting Trip to Denali leaves Bella alone with Jasper and Emmett. Lots of lemons, quite graphic, intended for ages 18 . Bella/Jasper Jasper/Bella/Emmett Bella/Emmett in that order most likely . Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Bloodlust by Soline reviews
Hermione discovers Snape as a vampire when he attacks her in Knockturn Alley. When he only tastes a small amount of her blood, it sends him into a wild, unsatiated desire called Bloodlust. He cannot rest until he tastes her again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,894 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Judgement by jasper-rocks reviews
Edward in his rebellious days. Scary, gory, Darkward, coarse language, one shot. NOT FOR FAINT OF HEART.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Mudblood Exchange by imslytherinatheart reviews
Hogwarts is offering an extra credit program for muggleborns to spend the summer with half or pure blood families. Hermione signs up of course, but wasn't expecting to spend it with a family of slytherins. DM/HG. OOC warning.Now being Beta'd by Fearlover
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,504 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Buckets of water by imslytherinatheart reviews
Peeves traps Lucius and Hermione in an abandon classroom at Hogwarts. Rated M starting second chapter. R & R, OOC, sexual situations... don't read if offended by such things. Started as a 2 shot but continued due to demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,523 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Fate Has Brought Us Here by cullen818 reviews
Set two years after New Moon. Edward never came back and Bella is at college trying to pull her life together. She meets up with the one Cullen she never thought she could have anything in common with. Definately a Team Jasper story. Rated M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,732 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 2,474 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Loba Bella's tale by lifelesslyndsey reviews
All to suddenly her world falls apart. The Rez call's to her. Edwards makes her feel sick. Jacob's looking better every day, and she's practically crawling out of her skin. "Renee? Who's my father?" BxJ M for Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,987 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Taking Chances by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a medical student at Stanford who is instantly attracted to her professor, Carlisle Cullen. Carlisle lives his life from day to day without really experiencing it. He is consumed by work and his love for his dead wife, Esme. Can the two work out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,445 - Reviews: 2910 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
To the Stars by mayfever reviews
The car scene. Rose's POV. Nothing more to say.
Titanic - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
What if? by SacreJambons reviews
What if Bella had picked up the phone in New Moon instead of Jacob? What would have happened? Read to find out! Chapter 10 is up!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,223 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making It Through by LoveHGSS reviews
SS/HG. Rated M for later chapters. What happens when DH is slightly rewritten? What happens when a certain Professor and a certain student find love in each other? Read and review please. First fic... I don't own Harry Potter... I simply borrow. *ON HOLD*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Scratch the Itch by emma4713 reviews
Written for the Porn Battle, prompt: Jack/Liz, taped-together bra.
30 Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
The Restricted Section by Soline reviews
ONE-SHOT. Hermione stumbles upon a Dark Arts book on seduction that pulls her in and doesn't release her. Snape catches her in the night and helps her out. Warning: Explicit! -EDITED-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Relative Brightness Inside by Niki Chidon reviews
Gabriel/Friedrich slash. An AU where Friedrich does not die.
Gabriel Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
The Colour of Sin by Niki Chidon reviews
Baron von Glower thinks about Gabriel over their meetings, from the first to the last. As homoerotic as the original game.
Gabriel Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Jack and Rose: A Love Never Forgotten by DawsonGurl reviews
The sinking of a great ocean liner separates them but when they find each other will their love last? Will it be remembered or forgotten? R&R!
Titanic - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,304 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Jack D., Rose D.
The Unsinkable Rose Dawson by Abby Normal reviews
Rose's accounts of her life and the lives of her friends and family, before and the ten years or so after Titanic. Scenes in WWI, the Mexican Revolution, the beginning of prohibition in New York, among others.
Titanic - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 163,571 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 7/26/2001 - Rose D.
Furbies by Domidan reviews
(One-Shot) Parody! Hermione finds Remus in an oddly sexy predicament and invites him to a party in the Room of Requirement. There they find activites common to mass orgies and such. R for Random sexual humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
To The Stars by daizi reviews
The "Put your hands on me, Jack" scene put into thoughts and feelings. This story is rated R. Please RR
Titanic - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/8/2004
So Simple by a frightened little girl reviews
A short mood-piece with slight slash overtones, from Von Glower's perspective during Gabriel's nighttime stay.
Gabriel Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2000
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Law & Ardor reviews
Successful legal eagle Caroline Forbes bites off more than she can chew when she takes on a high-profile divorce case. Rated M for coarse language, use of litigation speak, and of course...lemony goodness.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,483 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L.
Fatal Bite reviews
Caroline/Tyler one-shot. How I think that scene in "The Descent" SHOULD have gone. Rated M for being nothing but a gigantic slice of lemon chiffon cake with a side of lemonade...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
Red Dawn reviews
Taking place after the failed seduction scene in Eclipse, Bella is spurned by Edward's rejection. Where will she go to fulfill her desires: La Push, or to another member of the Cullen clan? MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY, more lemons than a Minute Maid truck.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,757 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Carlisle