Chuck: Um, look Sarah. I never really fired a gun before, okay? I...I've actually done this on purpose to avoid any unpleasant side-effects, like shooting myself or others.
Sarah: Just shoot the lock or I will shoot you when I get out of here
Casey: Where's the fish?
Jeff: Fish? What fish?
Casey: Okay we can do it the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.
Jeff: What's the hard way?
Casey: I use my foot!
Casey: I think I see a scenario where we both get out of here with acceptable losses.
Chuck: What exactly is your version of acceptable?
Casey: Breaks and punctures, possible loss of a limb, no major organ damage
Sarah: Casey, what are you doing here?
Casey: Someone needs to protect the Intersect, huh?
Chuck: Well, that's very thoughful. Thank you very much, I guess.
Casey: Plus, I didn't want to miss any gunplay. Come on
Casey: Well, should I pop some popcorn or beat the answer out of you?
Bryce: No thanks, I'll talk.
Casey [hands Chuck a red rose: Aren't you forgetting something, Romeo?
Chuck: Oh, of course. Let me guess, this is equipped with some kind of microscopic, infrared tracking device that determines... her mother's Communist affiliations?
Casey: No, idiot. It's so you can get laid
Chuck [on truth serum to Sarah: God, you're so pretty...and Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michelangelo himself.
Casey: Thank you
Sarah [about the antidote: Chuck, take it!
Chuck: What? No way, I'm not gonna take it knowing Ellie's been poisoned, and you guys!
Sarah: I'm sorry Chuck, there's no debating this. It has to be you!
Casey: Right now, or I'll force it down your throat!
Chuck: Alright. I'm going to pretend to take it then run to my sister and make her take it. Why the hell did I just say that out loud?!
Sarah: It's the poison, it makes you tell the truth!
Casey: If you do that, I'll chase you, put a gun to your head and threaten to pull the trigger!
Chuck: Would you really shoot me?
Chuck: Yeah, why waste a bullet? We're already dead!
Chuck: You stole my ID?
Casey: I borrowed it to reactivate it. Sorry I couldn't wipe the idiot grin off your face with photoshop.
Chuck: I'm not a salesman. I'm actually part of the nerd herd.
Customer: You must be so proud of yourself.
Chuck: I wouldn't go so far as to say proud
Morgan: What happened, Chuck? You used to be cool.
Chuck: I used to be cool? When, when was that? When we were 13? Well, I hate to go changing on you, buddy, but if you hadn't noticed we are now, chronologically speaking, adults. So, unless you want to work retail for the rest of your life and, by the way, drag me down with you in the process, I would suggest that you grow up!
Chuck: I need to ask you a favor, and feel free to say no, and by that I mean say no. But... uh... could you fix Morgan up with Carina? Make sure you really exaggerate no so they can lip read it. They're a little lame, but I think they can crack no.
Sarah: You know, that is a great idea.
Chuck: No, it's not. No is the answer. You're supposed to say no.
Casey: This is how this is gonna work. I'm gonna go over there, rescue Sarah, capture Dr. Zarnow, shoot anybody who gets in my way. You, you're gonna stay here.
Chuck: So in this plan I basically do nothing?
Chuck: Let's do this
Chuck: Casey, he's got Sarah, we've gotta save her!
Casey: Brilliant deduction
Sarah: Listen to me Chuck, those men will hurt you. They're from the NSA and they're after you.
Chuck: Why me? I'm nobody! I'm the supervisor of a Nerd Herd at a Buy-More. Maybe one day I'll be assistant store manager and I don't even know if I want that job. But you know what? That's not your problem
Sarah: Come any closer, I shoot!
Casey: You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack. I'm thinking, maybe pancakes
Sarah: Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or Morgan, for that matter.
Chuck: My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.
Morgan: But they raised me as one of their own!
The Wizard Rules
1) People will believe a lie because they want to believe that it's true, or because they're afraid it might be true.
2) The greatest of harm can come from the best intentions.
3) Passion rules Reason
4) There is magic in sincere forgiveness; in the forgiveness you give, but more so in the forgiveness you receive.
5) Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds can betray a lie.
6) The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason.
7) Life is the future, not the past.
8) Talga Vasternich
9) A contradiciton can't exist in reality. Not in part, not in whole.
10) Willfully turn aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
11) The Rule Unspoken, the Rule Written, the Rule from the beginning of time.
"Why should I spend an hour in prayer when I do nothing during tha time but think of people I am angry with, people who are angry with me, books I should read and books I sould write, and thousands of other silly tihngs that happen to grab my mind for oher silly things that happen to grab my mind for a moment? The answer is: because God is greater than my mind and my heart, and what is really happening in he house of prayer is not measurable in term of human success and failure. What I must do first of all is be faithful. If I believe that the first commandment is to love God with my whole heart, mind and soul, then I should at least be able to spend one hour a day with nobody else but God. The question as to whether it is helpful, useful, practical, or fruitful is completely irrelevant, since the only reason to love is love itself. Everything else is secondary.
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"We shoot for the stars, if we miss than and hit the moon."
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We can only be what we are, nothing more or less.