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Joined 12-12-09, id: 2176645, Profile Updated: 01-19-14

Who would have guessed that a year ago I hadn't even heard of Twilight. Gasp!

My story isn't unique... Married, early 30's, mother of two boys who incidentally are both under 2 so I never sleep. I read Twilight last summer on vacation and was blown away then sat back down and read it again. In a search for more Twilight I went online and was completely sucked into this crazy fandom. I can't remember when I first "discovered" fanfiction. I'm guessing it was the ladies at Twitarded that first peeked my interest. First story was Wide Awake and then got totally sucked under by the tow of fantastic writing!

I'm eternally grateful to the authors in this fandom. They give so much of themselves both with their stories and putting up with us crazy, obsessive, whiny, needy readers. So a big THANK YOU!

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Please come visit and say hello! I tweet a lot about fanfic but have kept the blog mostly PG-13 since my mother and mother in law read it. Yes, I'm 12 and don't want them to know how smutty I am! :)

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Metaphysics by anais mark reviews
Edward & Bella are graduate students in London 'coincidentally' researching the same poets. More than 300 years after the fact, Carlisle & Edward must find out why Carlisle's past won't stay there - before Bella digs it up researching her thesis.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 216,667 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14747 - Favs: 7,356 - Follows: 7,030 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fill My Little World by Hongkongphooey reviews
After two disastrous relationships Bella Swan swore off men forever and threw herself into her work. Until one day she agreed to do a favour for a friend. Her quiet world is about to be turned upside down. AH set in England
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,649 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19575 - Favs: 6,526 - Follows: 4,466 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Form of Escapism by flubbles reviews
Bella finds herself trapped in a loveless marriage, whilst going through the motions of everyday life. Her only form of escapism is the romance novels written by the recently retired, reclusive author E.A.M Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 149,866 - Reviews: 4650 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7766 - Favs: 8,259 - Follows: 9,903 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
This Buried Life by Emmanuelle Nathan reviews
Bella Swan is content with her career and her new life in London but feels that there is still something missing. Will a chance encounter with sinister yet intriguing stranger hold the answer to what she truly desires? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,708 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella
Bella Voce by Morgan Locklear reviews
Paris 1891: Bella is a popular stage vocalist and theatre owner. She's also a very powerful vampire. Edward is a piano teacher who attends one of her performances and captures her attention. Together they explore the Bohemian Revolution and each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 219,691 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Human Sexuality 101 by rbsschess reviews
Prof. Cullen wonders if he has found his next submissive in his Human Sexuality class, but she has been right before him for years unnoticed. He finally sees her but will it be too late? My entry for the It Ain't All About Love & Sex Short Story Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,819 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4358 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 7,669 - Follows: 6,174 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4337 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 2,497 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Say Hello, Wave Goodbye by afmtoo reviews
Up and coming movie star Edward Cullen has a life-changing encounter at the premiere of his latest film. What will it mean for his career and for the women in his life? AH AU OOC. Rated M for language, content and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,894 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
Guide to Losing a Player in One Date by sleepyvalentina reviews
...Without Resorting to Sex. In 1986, first-year med student Carlisle Cullen was not only on top of the world, but he'd also been on top of the majority of his female classmates. Can Esme Masen beat him at his own game? A FGB piece for katydid13. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,041 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
What Speaks in Darkness by cosmogirl7481 reviews
"It should have scared me, but it didn't. I shouldn't have wanted it, but I did." Dark and empty. Lonely and unfulfilled. Can two broken souls find connection in spite of their differences? E/B OOC Rated M because there will be sex and it will be hot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,064 - Reviews: 3504 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Solstice by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Life changes...just like the seasons. Bella finds herself coming out of an ending and into a beginning. Still hurt and emotionally withdrawn. Can someone new help her embrace the change in her life? Can her broken heart find love again? E/B Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,902 - Reviews: 4758 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wrenfield Hall by Wannabe Charlotte reviews
In 1870s England, Bella finds herself without home or family when her father dies. She secures a position as a housemaid in a country manor belonging to Lord Edward Masen. The two form a bond that is threatened by class differences and Edward's past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,839 - Reviews: 3129 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,776 - Reviews: 6897 - Favs: 5,547 - Follows: 6,294 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
MFEO by cosmoandmarvar reviews
One long drive, two lonely hearts and one little boy. What happens when the words are perfect and the time is right, but the places are all wrong? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,576 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Edward, Bella
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4042 - Favs: 3,939 - Follows: 2,817 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7139 - Favs: 5,191 - Follows: 3,298 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work of Art by abstract way reviews
Brilliant artist Edward is celebrated in the art world, but are trappings of fame also destroying him? In the lust filled world of art-whores & predators, feisty Bella knocks him off his pedestal. Will he realize that she alone has the power to heal him? ...Note: The primary story of Work of Art was pulled and published.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 6419 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4291 - Favs: 3,739 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Some Little Girls by sleepyvalentina reviews
Happily married and expecting her first child, Bella has everything she's always wanted. So why is she so scared? History doesn't have to repeat itself. Final installment in the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,715 - Reviews: 2109 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
The Ties That Bind by yesyov reviews
As a single mum, 40 year old Bella has devoted her life to raising her son and creating a future for herself. As her adult son prepares to strike out for life of his own, a chance meeting, half a world away, will change their lives forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 377,054 - Reviews: 3723 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Til There Was You by Sleepyvalentina and Melissa228 reviews
Once upon a time in a galaxy not far away, a geek worshipped a prom queen from afar. Eight years later, he still bears the scars. To move forward, he poses as a high-school senior. If he's in her class, he won't be invisible to her, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011
Love is the End by phoebes.promise reviews
If he had only spoken the right words at the right time she would be his forever. Instead, they ache, love and long for each other in silence. A bittersweet love story desperately searching for a happily ever after. E/B, AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,508 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fall With You by FunmbiE reviews
Elementary School Teacherward, Momella, & Courtney.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yeah, You by Marvar reviews
Bella starts a new school and is instantly attracted to Edward. Is the feeling mutual? Does her sister's wedding get in the way of her happiness? Read and find out. There's also a geek, French exchange student, and some laughs. Inspired by an 80s movie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Year's Eve Tale by Emmanuelle Nathan reviews
Bella is on holiday when she is called by her boss to do an urgent job. A fluffy gift for 2011
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,260 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Bella, Edward
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8801 - Favs: 5,525 - Follows: 3,842 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8893 - Favs: 7,364 - Follows: 4,866 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4253 - Favs: 4,116 - Follows: 4,666 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9741 - Favs: 3,457 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14209 - Favs: 15,208 - Follows: 8,265 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4738 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence by Missypooh reviews
It's 4 years after Edward leaves Bella. There are no werewolves. Bella & Jake were never more than friends. Bella has grown up, graduated from College, has a boyfriend & is moving back to Seattle to attend Law School when her path crosses Edward's. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,122 - Reviews: 3555 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Need You Tonight by cosmogirl7481 reviews
This is my O/S for Marvar's birthday. Three prompts. It has to take place in the 80's. Edward must drink beer. And there has be a hot tub. What happens when two extremely different people meet and attract? Maybe they're not so different after all. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,605 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 128 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonfires and Fireflies by ImHereToReview reviews
Old crushes & lost time lead to true love and new beginnings. My entry for the Summer Lovin' One Shot Contest - FINALIST.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Retail Therapy by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella is successful and strong and has everything she thinks she wants in life. A chance meeting with a mysterious Edward one night, potentially changes everything she thought she knew and wanted. AU/AH/Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,825 - Reviews: 5026 - Favs: 3,652 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Discovery of Bella Swan by mskathy reviews
Bella has given up her whole life for those around her. What will she do, who will she be, where will she go with no one and nothing holding her back anymore? AH/AU, canon pairings eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,105 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
My Life to Be by sleepyvalentina reviews
Forbidden attraction. Intense passion. Edward and Bella are committed to their significant others, who are equally committed to their jobs. There's no harm in platonic companionship. Is there? Commissioned by SassyKathy for the Support Stacie Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,594 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete