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You can't change the madness. :)
I am a Sophomore in College, and the homework is a pain.
Some of my favorite subjects include Art, Science, and Sociology.
Some of my opinions and little sayings:
"Taking the first step, blindfolded by the possibilities of the future, can be terrifying. You don't know if your foot will land on solid ground or if you're walking off a cliff until you try.." -Me
-It doesn't matter WHAT people call you, it's what you RESPOND
-I mourn the death of common sense in the world,
-I may be small, but I dare you to piss me off. I just dare you.
-Stress is confusion created when ones mind overrides
-When life gives you lemons, squeeze some in some asshole's eye and haul ass!
-A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying, "Damn! that was fun!
Be who you are and say what you feel...
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
"If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see."
All stories are true, some just never happened.
Being insane has never stopped me before.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing someone else's rules while quietly playing your own.
Never be afraid to try something new. remember; amateurs built the ark, professionals
I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
A black cat crossing your path signifies the cat is going somewhere.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then you might want to think about yourself a moment...
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
If you lend someone 20 and never see them again; it was probably worth it.
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. (
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
When in doubt, make up words!
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (they're all so good.. there isn't enough time...)
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (they're always bugging me to write more...)
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