CARD GAMES ARE MY ANTI-DRUG

Name: Kanji of Love
Country: Australia
Likes in Shows/Books: Comedy, Parody, Romance, Adventure, Shonen (mostly), Shonen-ai, Shojou (sometimes), Genderbending
Dislikes: Drama, Bucket-loads of Angst, Random Filler Characters, Whump!fics, Love OC's, Band Fics
Favourite Shows: Supernatural, South Park, Family Guy, Doctor Who, Suits, Merlin, Sherlock, Chaser, Summer Heights High, Scrubs, Glee, Big Bang Theory, Whose Line Is It Anyway, How I Met Your Mother, Total Drama Island, Codename: Kids Next Door, Torchwood
Favourite Manga/Anime: Yu-gi-Oh (all 4 incarnations), Yu Yu Hakusho, Dragonball, Kyo Kara Maoh, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Hetalia, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kuroshitsuji, Ouran High School Host Club, Gravitation, Tsubasa, CardCaptor Sakura, Chobits, Legal Drug, Kobato, XXX-holic, Death Note, Naruto
Favourite Book: Harry Potter
Favourite Movies: X-Men First Class, Nightmare Before Christmas, Disney, Remember the Titans
Favourite Abridged: Little Kuriboh - Yu-gi-Oh Abridged, Naruto Spoof Comedy Special, 5ds Oneshot, Team Four Star - Dragonball Z Abridged, Lanipator - Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged

Favorite Pairings:

Yu-Gi-Oh

Puppyshipping, Puzzleshipping, Tendershipping, Bronzeshipping, Chaseshipping, Siblingshipping, Gemshipping, Bakushipping, Angstshipping, Deathshipping Conspireshipping, Fractureshipping

Yu-Gi-Oh GX

Spiritshipping, Dark Spiritshipping, Fossilshipping, Idolshipping, Valentineshipping

CLAMP

Sayoran/Sakura, Kurogane/Fai, Domeki/Watanuki, Rikuo/Kazahaya, Kobato/Kiyokazu

Dragonball

Goku/ChiChi, Vegeta/Bulma, Krillin/18, Uub/Pan, Trunks/Goten

Supernatural

Dean/Castiel, Dean/Sam/Cas, Gabriel/Sam

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Gokudera/Tsuna, Yamamoto/Hibari, Reborn/Lambo

Harry Potter

Scorpius/Albus, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermoine, Draco/Astoria, Dumbldore/Grindlewald, Sirius/Remus, James/Lily, Blaise/Pansy

Merlin

Arthur/Merlin, Lancelot/Gwen, Gwaine/Merlin

Suits

Harvey/Mike

How I Met Your Mother

Barney/Ted, Marshall/Lily

Scrubs

Cox/J.D, Turk/Carla, Janitor/Elliot, Cox/Jordan/J.D, Jack/Sam

Hetalia

GermanyxN.Italy, SpainxS.Italy, HRExChibitalia, FrancexEngland, RussiaxAmerica, GreecexJapan, PrussiaxHungaryxAustria (OT3), SwedenxFinland, DenmarkxNorway, LatviaxSealand, PolandxLithuania, PrussiaxCanada, AustraliaxNew Zealand,

Kyo Kara Maou

Yuuram, YozakxConrart, GunterxGwendal

Full Metal Alchemist

RoyEd, HavocRiza, HughesGracia, AlWinry, AlRiza, Parental!Hughes/Ed

Kuroshitsuji

Sebastian/Ciel, Ciel/Lizzy

Star Trek

Kirk/Spock

South Park

Cartman/Kyle, Craig/Tweek, Stan/Wendy, Damien/Pip

Death Note

L/L, M/M/N

Yu Yu Hakusho

Kurama/Kuwabara, Yusuke/Kuwabara, Hiei/Kuwabara, Keiko/Yusuke, Kuwabura/Yukina, Kurama/Botan, Koenma/Shizuru, Hiei/Callie (from BlackBelt's Wit and Courage)

Yu Yu Hakusho seems to be the only anime I can stand OC's in. I have nothing against them personally, I just love the main characters of the other anime's too much to allow them to share the spotlight with original characters.

Gravitation

Yuki/Shuichi, K/Judy, Tohma/Mika, Hiro/Ayaka

Ouran High School Host Club

Hikaru/Kaoru, Kyoya/Tamaki, Tamaki/Haruhi

Codename: Kids Next Door:

3/4, 2/5, 60/86

Naruto

SasuNaruSasu, KakaIru, GaaLee, ItaSai, KisaIta, KibaHina, NejiTen, ShikaTem, ZabuHaku, KakuHida, SasoDei, PeinKonan, SaiSaku, SuiKar, JiryTsun

Quotes

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?" - Fry, Futurama

"Who cares if he's richer than me, and so what if he's more powerful than me? I'm really good at playing cardgames, and thats what life is all about!" - Chazz Princeton Yu-Gi-Oh GX

"He's like a five year old with guns. And a comprehensive grasp of every swear word in the English language." - Nick about Ellis, Left 4 Dead 2

Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

Tea: “I was unconscious for this next part, but fortunately I can still remember it.”

Yami: “Don’t you think you’re overreacting a little? It’s just a card game.”
Seto: “Card games are serious business.”

Ryou: “Look, Kaiba’s dueling Pegasus!”
Joey: “But they’re both villains. Who’re we supposed to root for?”
Yugi: "Well Pegasus kidnapped my Grandpa, but Kaiba cheated in a card game. And thats unforgivable!"

Pegasus: "No! I can't live without Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series! It's so important to me!"
Yami: "Don't worry Pegasus. There's always Naruto the Abridged Series. But as everyone knows, that's just not quite as good!"

Bakura: “By the way, if you’re wondering how I managed to get my Ring back, then I’m just as confused as you are."

Bakura: “Cards? Where we’re dueling, we won’t need cards. We’re going to duel with ancient Egyptian laser beams!”

Seto: “Are you trying to tell me that Yugi and I are destined to play card games for eternity?”
Ishezu: “Yes.”
Seto: “Best. Destiny. Ever.”

Yugi: “It’s not fair! You have everything and I have nothing!”
Yami: “That’s not true, Yugi. You always have card games.”

Yami: “Well rock me Amadeus! That’s the first real plot twist this show’s ever had!”

Yugi: “Let go of my partner! Who are you?!”
Monster: “We are 4Kids, and soon the whole world will know and fear us! Even more than they already do. Be sure to visit our website at !"

The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

SMILING

Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu.

When someone smiled at me today I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner, and someone saw my grin-

When he smiled I realised I'd passed it on to him.

I thought about that smile, then I realised it's worth-

A single smile, just like mine, could travel round the earth.

So if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected-

Let's start an epidemic quick and get the world infected

Sympathy

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

In the spirit of Hetalia.

In Heaven

The lovers are Italian, the cooks are French, the police are British, the mechanics are German, and the whole place is run by the Swiss.

In Hell

The lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British, the police are German, the mechanics are French, and the whole place is run by the Italian

The Mystery That Is Keith

Keith has suffered from third degree burns over 95% of his body twice (once making fireworks, once deep-frying turkey), lost two fingers and a toe to frostbite, broke both of his legs after driving his car off a cliff, built a shack out of mud, been stabbed by a Homeless man, got tear gassed by the police, snuck a paintball gun on a roller coaster, got attacked by an alligator, bombed by the military (among the bombs, Ellis claims, were nerve gas and cluster bombs), drowned in the Tunnel of Love, got cut up by his own "bumper-car" lawn mower leaving him with wounds over 90% of his body, got cement paved over him in a sewer after falling down an open manhole, lived in a graveyard for a year after getting kicked out of his house, hung spit on the overhang in the Tunnel of Love, fell off a roller coaster onto the tracks with the ride still going, got a tattoo on his forehead saying "I'm a moron" for $200, ate three pounds of raw chicken (The in game subtiles say catfish), turned a recreation of colonial times into a raccoon fight in his backyard, drove across a river without using the bridge, married a couple, and would have even gotten married himself, had he not ran away from his own wedding. - Description of Keith from the L4D2 Wiki